#spider!rayla

[raayllum]

Also spent like an hour today talking with my partner about post-canon court dynamics and what Rayla would do if she stayed at court beyond just being on the council and

I honestly think she'd be great at being a spider.

Rayla doesn't have the mind for strategy that Callum does, and I think he's grown to be more skeptical like her in arc 2 so that's not exclusive to her either, but the main areas we see Rayla be underhanded about is 1) her lying and 2) her ability to be stealthy, combining both beautifully in 2x03 with the illusion plan. (It still doesn't entirely go according to plan and Corvus has to bail them out, but I digress.)

Like imagine visiting diplomats trying to strong arm Ezran into some kind of trade deal scuffle by citing 'bad weather' as an excuse, and both Callum and Rayla want to make sure it's True, so Rayla spies on them from the rafters / other locations in the castle, collecting gossip and schemes as she goes. Then she reports back to Callum, firstly, who sometimes steps in to threaten them handle it himself directly, and/or to Ezran when it's a more neutral matter, and it Freaks People out because how did they know?? It pays to have a Moonshadow elf on your side is all

[libraryledge]

Reflecting on the Crushes I've Had on Fictional Characters Over the Years, Apparently I Have a Type...

Goofy dorks. XD

Anyway, I'm open to writing about these fandoms (and many others). Let me know in the comments or anonymously in the "Questions/Story Requests" feature of my page if you have ideas for future pieces or stories. I'd love to hear them. :)

[frozen-orbit]

And now here's the girlies version ✨ Turns out they have even more in common than the boys.

Boys version

[amys-books27]

having fictional characters's lives planned without even knowing what will happen to them at the end of the series/movie/book whatever, is my full-time job

[ana-cantskywalker]

Me when I find another young female character mostly close to my age, generally is kind with a desire to do good, and has complex struggles and realistic failures so that I can relate to/ project onto her, but is also incredibly strong and a badass and makes mature decisions in situations I would crumble in so that I can aspire to be/ stand in awe of her.

[romancemedia]

Cartoon Romances + Snuggling Together

[0multifandomweirdo0]

I have a special place in my heart for girls that everyone hates, for one thing they done, but they would love if they were men

[konmaao3]

He sure as hell can.

[punk-63]

[ro994art]

This was a commission for my friend Blaze Deku made around Halloween time. His choices for their costumes were *chef's kiss*

[raayllum]

something something Rayla being known as the boys' (particularly Callum's) shadow, about her dropping silently from her hiding spots or showing up out of nowhere (and regularly spooking Soren on accident), Rayla growing in patience because she can hoard secrets and make herself useful even if the conversations she overhears are so regularly dull, Rayla never really being a princess and never really being thought of as one within her own kingdom's fortifications, and anyone who makes that mistake also outside Katolis soon learns exactly why people are wary of her (and her husband's ire)

[first-and-last-neocount]

Gotta say, Rayla saying "Let's find out what made this" as she slices through a Massive Fucking Spiderweb is only one step up from Frodo I-Speak-Fluent-Elvish Baggins being like "Hmm... Cirith Ungol... Truly, we may never know what dread monster haunts the Pass Of The Spider".

[rejoice-for-the-beloved]

Regarding The Fake Rayla Theory

I feel like even if the Rayla in Season 4 isn’t actually Rayla...I don’t think she knows that. She fully believes she’s Rayla, complete with showing emotion during private moments where there wouldn’t be a need to fool anyone. 

If this is the case, then my heart is going to break when the real Rayla comes back and this one disappears, because this one has her own feelings and will and is by all rights a real person who just had the bad luck of being born an unsuspecting clone of someone else. 

[fandom]

Ships

Week Ending July 31st, 2023

Ineffable Husbands +2 Aziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens

Ineffable Bureaucracy Archangel Gabriel & Beelzebub, Good Omens

Destiel +6 Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural

Steddie Steve Harrington & Eddie Munson, Stranger Things

Ballister x Ambrosius -3 Ballister Boldheart & Ambrosius Goldenloin, Nimona

Zelink Zelda & Link, The Legend of Zelda

Hannigram +8 Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal

Rayllum +11 Callum & Rayla, The Dragon Prince

Vashwood +5 Vash the Stampede & Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Trigun Stampede

Satosugu +1 Gojo Satoru & Geto Suguru, Jujutsu Kaisen

Ghostsoap -3 Simon “Ghost” Riley & John “Soap” MacTavish, the Call of Duty franchise

Geraskier Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier, The Witcher

Byler -3 Will Byers & Mike Wheeler, Stranger Things

Imodna -13 Imogen Temult & Laudna, Critical Role

Lestappen Charles Leclerc & Max Verstappen, Formula 1 drivers

Ladynoir Ladybug & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir

Jegulus James Potter & Regulus Black, the Harry Potter universe

Punkflower -11 Hobie Brown & Miles Morales, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

Wangxian Lan Wangji & Wei Wuxian, Mo Dao Zu Shi

Wolfstar Remus Lupin & Sirius Black, the Harry Potter universe

The number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded ships weren’t on the list last week.

[m4rs-ex3]

so i finally finished the book 1 novelization. after owning it for 3 years. .............................................i've been busy. anyway, let the thoughts commence!

also i only started marking sections at like ep 5 don't ask why

even CLAUDIA could tell that rayla was a cinnamon roll

stop she's incredible

a) he's a dork b) i think they should kiss

"this freckle-faced goof [gren] was going to be the easiest prisoner he'd ever encountered." is he right? yes. am i still taking offense to this? yes

"'i didn't kill anyone,' Rayla said. it surprised her that she was so proud of this fact." YAS YOU GO GIRL

these additional details are incredibly necessary thank you so much Book

"Viren blinked twice, amazed at the folly of his own offspring." i know that it's incredibly sad but goddamn that is so funny

STOPPPPPPPP I CANT 😭 the use of the word "adored" no one fucking talk to me

them

"Rayla and Callum didn't know how easy they had it, what with their long legs and no heavy dragon egg on their backs."

the way that even back then ez was already thinking like a king, even when the subject was so "not of a king's concern," for lack of a better term (why am i rhyming)

what can i even say about this oh my god

"'no, not really, dummy.' sometimes, Rayla could barely believe the denseness she had to put up with."

god i love him god i love him i l obe him i love him i love hiom oi love hiojm and everybody clapped

sometimes these slight dialogue changes mean the world to me

his autistic ass 😭

"he turned and spoke only to her." i am dying

"i've always been different. it's hard for me to make friends with other kids. i just feel like i don't fit in." -> "i've always been different. i don't really 'get' other kids, and it's... so hard for me to fit in." this is AUTISTIC CODING he has AUTISM that is IT we have autistic claudia try and tell me that this child does have the tism and that they don't fucking know that

LMAO LITERALLY KICKING ROCKS HE'S SUCH A PISSBABY I LOVE IT

this is Everything to me. i. a moment of all time. behead me

i think they should kiss pt 2

STOP THEY CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS TO ME THE SIBLINGS OF ALL TIME ISTG

"Callum lingered" "for some reason, she wanted to share what she had seen with Callum, even is she didn't tell anyone else" i. think. they. should. kiss.

"Callum glared at his brother. there was a ginormous spider in their way. many things about this situation weren't right."

SHUT UP WHAT DO I EVEN SAY ABOUT THIS. OH YOURE TELLING ME THAT RAYLA IS IN A WHOLE NOTHER CLASS FROM ELLIS AND AVA?? THAT SHE IS SO MUCH MORE THAN A "FRIEND"??? BOTH IS THE SENSE THAT HE IS MADLY IN LOVE WITH HER AND THAT HE JUST GENERALLY MEANS MORE TO HIM????? IM THEOWING U _P (hey guys i think they should kiss)

shut the fuck up. buddy. i am gagged

oh Him

damn girl's always had a problem with Layla 💀

dear christ. the matter of fact "no, this is not your fault" (4x06 "Rayla. don't."), "he couldn't let Rayla carry that burden alone" (5x04, anybody?) also i am 100% reading way too far into this but it's still callum's pov so he is the one who described her "violet eyes" and i just would like to state this for the record

and oh yeah i think they should kiss

[bisexualenbyblueberry]

My Favourite Details This Season

Callum pacing and tossing the cube in episode 1 he's just like me fr

"I heard you were up here losing your mind ;)"

"Lots of books, I like books :D"

"I HAVE AN IDEA" "So,,,, what's your idea-" *runs out of room*

"I HAVE A SECRET PLAN" with the most dramatic stage whisper I've ever heard

SNEEZLES IN CALLUM'S SCARF

Pyrrah stretching like a cat

Literally every interaction Soren and Corvus have. The party conversation. "Maybe it's edible" "NO, and PLEASE don't find out" and then Corvus having to tell him to spit it out. "You’re a man of mystery, Corvus ;)))" and "You clearly didn’t learn anything at camp 🙄🙄🙄" “It’s not great.” “Yeah I tried. “Okay” “It’s the effort”. Soren’s head falling onto Corvus’ chest

Janai being so damn tall. I swear to god this woman grows like a foot every season. What is happening to her. Why is she like that

"Wake up kids!" When they arrive at the frozen sea

"It’s literally frozen in time 😮" "it’s literally frozen in ice, it’s figuratively frozen in time"

"The frozen ship, so sad😔"

Rayla sitting on the table reading a book imagining the characters she’s so silly

“Is Rayla crying?? I’M COMING RAYLA 😡😡😡”

“Rayla! I’m here!” *door slams in his face*

"NO PUNCHING THE BOAT" and Callum's facial expression and pose afterwards 😭

Sneezles and Stella being buddies

“Your breath is warm” “Oh…sorry”

The way they SITTT (Karim in his throne, Janai after trying to burn the tree, Soren against the wall in the first meeting, Miyana on the rocks in the second episode, Ezran on his bed, Janai near the tree, Rayla lying on her bed and on the table)

 RAYLLUM ON THE SIDE OF THE SHIP

“ARE YOU BEGGING FOR MERCY?” “NO” “GOOD, YOU DON'T DESERVE ANY” HOLYYYY SHIT

Terry's glasses making their heavily anticipated return

"And this is Rayla- wait, did you want to do your own intro?"

"Welcome to the starscraper 😌" "WELCOME?! YOU NEARLY KILLED US" "Nearly, but the fates seem to have another path in mind for you" "The FATES?! What does that even... is that even an apology?!"

"Okay, you both seem on the nice side, so not to be rude... as if somehow this is ruder than throwing people out from a great height🙄🙄🙄..."

“Wait, is everyone else wearing blindfolds too?” “That is a joke.” “Yeah it was funny 😡”

Astrid saying Callum has greasy hair

STELLA TRYING TO STEAL THE SKETCHBOOK

“Where’d you get that comically large block of ice”

Callum trying and failing to use Rayla’s blade and almost cutting his fingers off

“How do I insult a star spider? 😆 Ezran would know what to do- ow OW HEY”

Astrid’s little trans speech your honor I love her

"This orb.... is a giant peice of candy 😐"

Jack De Sena's voice acting in Kosmo's hallucination?? Hello?? Poured out his heart and soul all for a hypothetical

"A child will die 😠" I'M SORRY IT'S A FINE LINE BUT IT CATERS TOO MUCH TO MY SENSE OF HUMOUR FOR ME TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY

Wind elk :)))))

The awkward giggles when they're about to kiss that first time

THE VOWS, THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER, THE CEREMONIES??? EVERYTHING ABOUT THE WEDDING IS PERFECT I’M CRYING

The entire “fiscal exercices” conversation 

“HER DAD JUST DIED”

Leola. Just everything about Leola she's just like me fr

Feel free to add on because I certainly will. This list is like 50% unfinished