#speaking of hot locks

[harrowedsoup]

I think Harrow hates Gideon’s glasses so much for two reasons.

1) the one that Gideon thinks- They aren’t really ‘Ninth house’ appropriate and Harrow was looking forward to making Gideon actually presentable.

2) Harrow got used to being able to see Gideon’s eyes and is now pissed about the fact she’s sad she can’t see them on the regular.

[deadboydyke]

No more misogyny or homophobia in the locked tomb universe

We have new and exciting forms of bigotry and oppression!!

(Except for god. God is a misogynist.)

[carnivalls]

tamsyn doubtlessly thinking she's so funny for this one hurts, but what hurts more is her being right

[syl-stormblessed]

reblog for a bigger sample size!!!!!!!!

[meeeeeeese]

Everyone: WOW the wizards are monsters for manifesting fractals where living, feeling people suffer and die. Even if they get useful data out of it!

Me, who's been charging into fractals and massacring the locals for years now, purely because of my lust for gold

[daughter-of-jod]

Everyone always talks about Gideon with a manbun but hear me out...

Harrow with a tiny manbun or whale spout ponytail

[letsplaythermalnuclearwar]

ok so today my parents were like "hey we're short on volunteers at soup kitchen can you help" and me and my sister we're like 'yeah sure' cause yeah why not

so we go to soup kitchen and it's a million degrees because it's Australia and it's summer and we can't turn the fans on so everyone's super hot. we start setting up (pulling out chairs, setting the tables, defrosting the soups, etc.) when suddenly I feel, like, abdominal pain

and I think that's probably fine cause I'm on my period and also I'm not great at body signals so I probably just need to go to the bathroom. so I start walking to grab my bag and in the time it takes to cross a room I feel really bad. like 'my-skull-is-too-thick,-my-skin-is-melting,-I-can't-breathe-properly,-and-my-bones-have-turned-to-moss' kinda bad

so I'm crouching on the floor of this church kitchen and it's suddenly occurring to me that this is a very serious problem maybe. so between hyperventilating (which I'm vaguely aware I shouldn't be doing but also I literally couldnt care less rn) I start calling to my dad and saying that I feel bad (apparently my dad was in middle of straining some incredibly hot pasta and this was pretty stressful for him)

and by this time I'm lying on the floor of this actually quite dirty church kitchen and basically all logical thought is gone and I'm aware of nothing aside from how incredibly hot I am and this lady getting me a pot in case I throw up. and my dad says "you can't lie down here" and he and some others help me get to my feet and before we leave I grab my bag because in my I head I still just need to go to the bathroom or something

so I'm led out of the kitchen and into the hall by the hand by a girl who I've met exactly twice and there are homeless people around but I'm totally unaware of them and my head feels bad and if feels like my skin has started evaporating into the air so I'm some vaguely human shaped cloud and we're at the door to leave the hall

and then I'm on the bench outside, hearing my Mum say "call triple zero" which is pretty concerning because that's the emergency number you only call if someone is maybe dying and I honestly think that shocked me into waking up

I open my eyes and suddenly I'm convinced I've made the whole thing up (I tell a lot of stories in my head and this would not be the first one where I have some sort of medical emergency) because there's no way I actually collapsed on the floor of the church kitchen. that's stupid and weird and there's no way that happened

and I ask what's going on and also where I am because despite this being my church that I've been going to for literal decades I just don't remember getting to this bench outside. and now that I'm awake, I feel really lucid and my mom says not to call triple zero cause i seem ok

anyway I apparently passed out for a few seconds and also stopped breathing and locked my jaw and my lips turned blue. so that's pretty bad. but I got some icy poles and watched epic the musical animatics after so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it could be worse

[dennisboobs]

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[actual-corpse]

My professor was demonstrating Adobe's Project Neo and unenthusiastically showed us the AI integration. (He was working in a 3D rendering program AND streaming Discord on a fucking MacBook)

And he lost the ability to use his keyboard.

And I said, "That's what happens when you use AI"

And he said, "yeaahhh... probably"

[chussyracing]

the genes are strong in their family, we find the same features and expressions on the 3 leclerc faces 😂Pascal is a beautiful woman😍

they truly are, all of them with more beautiful features than the other. pascale truly did wonders here.

[violentdevotion]

ramadan in a few weeks and im the only Muslim in my office im anticipating sooooo much attention ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[boyfeminism]

listening to gtn again is so rough bc i totally get it. i thought id be like yes dulcinea is a liar dont trust her and like i am sure but ALSO "indulge me. most people do but i want you to" 😳

[giverofempathy]

first day back to college and im already so stressed 😭

[butch-bakugo]

Ok heres my real problematic hot take:

Yandere stuff CAN be cool but only if it's handled well and respectfully towards the actual victims of stalking and possessive abuse and isn't just the fantasy of some creepy basement dweller guy who can only make fictional crazy women love him.

[bees-bees-fear]

[Watching shorts and gradually opening 19+ tabs]

R-I-T-A L-I-N

I can feel you kickin' in

[dadbodosamu]

i want to fuck karasu 😔