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this is so dumb but one of my favourite things about caleb is that he cheats at the claw machines 🤧

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what do you mean hes fictional. i need him

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i think the way caleb encourages your complete and utter emotional dependence on him is so sexy

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one of the characters im writing has a very specific fetish i do not have and have not been able to give myself yet but i’m hoping by the time i have to write sex scenes with him i’ll have developed the fetish in earnest so i can write it from a place of truth

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tumblr is so intimate like… i do not act like this around people i know…

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would like 2 know which of your faves is most likely to kidnap you....for science reasons

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this hit me like a truck

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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

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shidou is like disgustingly, obnoxiously good at making you cum

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I saw this on twitter and thought I’d share here, everyone can take a couple minutes and write a Valentine’s card to the kids at St. Jude’s ❤️

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i dont know about you but i think stepbro shidou would enjoy behaving very weird w u around his teammates and making them uncomfortable 🧎

MOANNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS sorry. sorry. My Bad. this is sooooooo this is like crack to me real bad. it starting small w stuff like hugging you to tightly and to closely. keeping an arm around ur waist and sitting you on his lap. then he kisses your cheek and then your forehead and then a peck on the lips until its a full blown kiss with tongue and is wet with spit and the people around you don’t know if they should be looking. Woah

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unfortunately The Character has now lived rent free in my head for so long they can claim squatters' rights

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it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

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i’m gonna quit my job 😭😭

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would you like a nice glass of

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the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world