#southern yandere

[yanderemommabean]

I just read that post about August with Y/N while they’re on their period and now all I can think about is August using one of those period tracker apps to keep track of their period so he can be there for them. On a less wholesome note: August using his knowledge of when their period is to figure out when they’re ovulating so that he can seduce them.

God, me on my ovulation week is a completely different freak. August would be holding up a cross and crying with how I act and what I want him to do to me.

[welcome-to-alice-in-helll]

[acoustic-crayons]

"Why, someone is getting tired of my cooking,"

If y'all like good John Dory angst with some HickDory side severing, you should read AhkiKris's fic Guilty As Sin?

This particular drawling is based on the chapter 18 cooking scene!

[below the cut for a bonus yandere joke pic]

"They're probably wondering where you are. If Branch and I weren't on okay terms, he'd probably think I kidnapped you."

This is what happens when you make jokes about kidnaping and yanderes in the comments with the author lol

BTW They don't have tails or anything in fic so the actual ficart reflects that. This silly extra piece on the other hand is free game lol

[cemeteryplots]

[purerae]

yandere!vampire or yandere!cowboy? :3

[carnivorousyandeere]

I think Brucie would love hot porridge-y stuff for breakfast like grits or oatmeal. It would take a while for him to warm up to cold oats, like the overnight oats with yogurt, but he’d eat if if it would make you happy and it’d grow on him eventually.

[melodicmelancholia]

𝙒𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘼𝙬𝙖𝙮....

[cannitholic]

I’ve been thinking about your fist

The way it would look tearing through my flesh 

Red-stained, every drop of me given to you 

Replace my blood with the feeling of your touch 

I could live off of just that 

I want my flesh between your teeth 

My blood dribbling down your chin 

I’d let you tear into me

All I ask is that once I’m torn open you lick me clean

Suck the marrow like it’s something you crave

Devour me in affection 

[the-air-nomad]

Fire lily

           You were the daughter of one of the world's most ruthless pirates. In his youth, your father had been Fire Lord Azulon's right-hand man and had led the fire nation's navy to victory. He had conquered the most important port cities of the Earth Kingdom. Following a political dispute and an Agni Kai that your father won with great difficulty, he chose to betray the Fire Nation. Many powerful men of the navy joined him and formed the Ruby Claw, a ruthless and greedy crew that generally preyed on fire navy ships and sometimes Earth Kingdom ships. 

          You inherited cunning, intelligence and hatred for the Fire Nation. This very hatred made you start a suicidal fight with more than 50 enemy ships. You led your men to victory but you were seriously wounded and taken prisoner. The 3 remaining ships immediately set off for the Capital to surrender you to the Fire Lord. On the way you lost consciousness due to blood loss. You woke up with a bad headache. You got up from the bed you were sitting on and laughed at the stupidity of those who captured you, what idiots! They didn't even tie your hands! Then you looked at the room you were in and froze. Furs and wood, blue and brown everywhere, those idiots lost you to a crew of water tribes! Now you understood why your father said that without his iron hand the fire nation's navy would not have been able to withstand even some wooden ships.You got out as easily as you could on the deck trying to beat the dizziness and the headache. You didn't get to analyze the ship and the crew very well because the captain appeared in front of you instantly. You got scared and almost hit him in the face but you calmed down quickly. The man was not much taller than you and he looked extremely worried. 

Hakoda: are you ok miss? You were unconscious for 2 days. You were captured by the Fire Nation, do you remember how or why? 

Y/N: 2 days? I feel like I haven't drunk anything in ages! I don't remember for sure how, I think an idiot managed to hit my head on the deck. They probably wanted to organize a beautiful public execution for me. You know, the presence of the Fire Lord, the sages and all that. It would have been a real honor to know that I will be executed by a coward who hides behind his 14-year-old daughter.

 Now both the captain and the crew members who heard your little speech looked at you terrified. You chuckled and grabbed the first bottle of alcohol you could find then drank it all in one gulp. 

Y/n: Oh! where are my manners, if it can be said that I ever had any. I'm Y/N, Y/F/N's daughter. Thank you for saving me from those coal heads. 

Hakoda: I am Hakoda, Chief of the Southern Water Tribe. There is no need to thank us, the enemies of our enemies are our friends. Also, I couldn't have sat and watched you die at the hands of those monsters.

 Y/N: how sweet of you.

 You notice another water tribe ship approaching you. A tall man steps down from the side of the ship and hugs Hakoda. You looked at his arm covered with burns, sighing. You hated the Fire Nation more every day, those bastards deserved every robbery and attack you led against them. Someone had to give them a taste of their own medicine. Your train of thought was interrupted by your new savior who introduced the man as Bato, his best friend. You were invited to dine with them and listen to Bato's stories. It seems that Hakoda had children and that they were traveling with the avatar. So goodbye chances to have a good time with the handsome man next to you. Why are all handsome men taken and you only attract idiots like Zhao?! If that tin head tries to offer you the honor of marrying him one more time, I swear that one of you will die in agony, and it won't be you.

Bato: I don't mean to be rude but are you a firebender? only that the style in which you tie your hair, your name and your clothes are common in the Fire Nation.

 Y/N: good observation, yes I am a firebender. I belong to a noble family but my father betrayed the Fire Nation before I was born. Now I fight the Fire Nation in a less traditional way.

 Bato: how do you mean less traditional? 

Y/N: I'm the captain of the Rubin Claw.

 The two men laughed heartily for a few moments then realized that you were as serious as possible. Hakoda looks at you in absolute terror.

 Hakoda: Don't you think it's a bit dangerous? You could die for La's name! The Fire Nation is ruthless! 

Y/N: oh! Seriously? I didn't know that at all! 

 You point at Bato's arm unimpressed. Hakoda sighs deeply and goes to his mattress to sleep. 

Y/N: not that I don't think he's cute, but what's the deal with him? Does he have a savior complex or am I too irresistible? 

Bato looks at his friend knowingly.You notice that the taller man is lost in his thoughts. You look at him with a raised eyebrow.

 Y/N: Listen Bato, I know I may seem rude and uncaring but I really like your friend. He is different from all the men I have known.

 Bato: why do I have the impression that you only knew pirates and captains of the Fire Nation Navy? 

Y/N: ok ok. You got me. But I was serious when I said that I like him. I want you to be honest, do you think I have a chance with him? I know he has children but you haven't mentioned anything about a wife or girlfriend. 

Bato: His wife died a few years ago in a raid, we don't like to talk about her because her death is still an open wound. 

Y/N: I'm really sorry, good people don't deserve to die or lose their loved ones like this. Please send your condolences to the children, I know what it's like to lose your mother at a young age.

 Bato: I will Y/N, I will. 

You went back to the cabin where you woke up and quickly fell asleep. You were woken shortly after sunrise by some urgent knocks on the door. You opened the door only to see Bato looking panicked. You went out on deck and noticed that the water tribe ships were surrounded by your own ships. You grinned dangerously when you saw Akain, your right hand and also your half brother, coming towards you. 

Y/N: what took you so long to find me son of a rattlesnake?

 Akain: I would have found you sooner if you had stayed on the fire nation ship and we have the same father little viper. 

Akain playfully hits you on the head and Hakoda immediately comes towards you. Your brother looks at the water tribe man amused. You roll your eyes and put the firebender back on his ship telling him to wait for you. You return to the watertribe ship and hug Bato. You notice that Hakoda is trying to convince you to give up being a pirate and you laugh briefly. You pull the captain into a passionate kiss. He is frozen for a few seconds and then he responds to your kiss. 

Akain: so when you told me that you befriended the watertribe captain, did you mean friendship with benefits? 

You break the kiss and pull away from Hakoda blushing furiously. 

Y/N: I'm ashamed that we have the same blood, you mentally retarded idiot! 

You return to your ship and kick your brother because he collapsed from laughing so much. While your ships are moving away you look at Hakoda who seemed to want to swim to you. 

Hakoda: You can't kiss me and walk away like that! 

Y/N: Then come and get me my love! 

You giggle at his disappointed look and at Bato who tries to hold him in place. You hope that you will see each other again someday and that maybe, just maybe, you will be able to continue what you started without your annoying brother bothering you.

Let's say you had a big surprise when you snuck into Boiling Rock to help your brother escape and that Hakoda will not lose you again. This world is far too dangerous for a fire lily like you.

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[yanderemommabean]

Omg okay so I'm a little bit chronically ill and in the summer I am a completely different person than I am in the winter. Like imagine August meets his darling who works very hard in the winter but then as soon as the summer comes she's just laying down cause the heat activates the chronic fatigue and getting out of bed makes her light headed. I have not been able to leave my bed for more than half and hour for the last two weeks and the summer has literally barely begun.

He'd be worried about your health for sure, but wouldn't mind helping you out and showing off his hard earned muscles in a sweaty shirt during the summer heat either.

August likes knowing you can rely on him in any form, he's just the kind of man, if he isn't helping you then why is he out of bed?

He'll stare you down almost like he's scolding you if you don't drink something or east a little bit to try to get you feeling better, but won't brow beat you if you really don't want too. (unless of course you haven't had any in days, then its tough shit you're eating whether you like it or not)

-Mommabean

[5051704xoxo]

[stalkercoree]

I always tend to call myself a mutt maybe it's cause I don't know where I am from

nor do I know where I am going

I tend to be out of place

I am a mutt from the back roads of the countryside

raised off of well water and twisted teas in old pickup trucks

Suck to be a mutt in the city where you can't see the stars anymore

where you can't hear the train horns of your youth

but you are already too beaten down for farm work

you left your ducks, goats, and even your worth down that old gravel driveway

so now you are in a city where a greedy man won't even sell ya ur land back

[abelsongbird]

I want to be kidnapped and taken care of, i want to be hidden away from society, i dont want anyone to see me, i want to be taken care of, i want to live in the attic, i want to feel the sun through the window and for the morning frost to kiss my face.

I don't need anyone else but them, they can love me more than anyone else, they are everything i need, they provide everything i need, and in return i belong to them until i die.

[dark-side-blog3]

Hey, how's it going with the summer heat fast approaching?

Hey anon! Thanks for the ask; I'm a huge wuss when it comes to heat-- I've been having a hard time forming/reading sentences it's so hot! So I've been staying away from the windows with curtains drawn, air conditioning blasting, eating popsicles, and using box fans for every room ^^;

And it's only going to get worse, so I'm looking up heatwave tips from Texans, Arizonans, and Thai forums. Something about it just feels EXTRA bad this year...

I'mma lay down in my dark, well-ventilated rooms, and hope these next few months pass by quickly.

[melodicmelancholia]

How can you be sorry when I still feel all these bruises...

[cannitholic]

⛧ I am going to be going by Vix on this acc (if you saw the first draft of this with a different name no you didn’t)

⛧ ftm

⛧ sub

⛧ pronouns are he/they

⛧ I am 20+ - minors dni.

⛧ This blog will contain cannibalism, religious trauma, g0re, bl00d, southern gothic, sh and kinks. If any of those make you uncomfortable please dni.

⛧ I will be posting my poetry/writing every now and again, if that bothers you- dni

Other dnis include

Racists

Zionists

Anti-lgbtq+ in any way

N*zis

Cishets you’re on thin ice

Taken, but alright with friendly flirting

Things you can call me:

Babe/baby/baby boy

Sweetheart

Bitch

Little one

Pup

Do not refer to me using female terms

My asks are always open! Feel free to vent/asks questions/whatever!