#tell me if i need to tag anything else

[acoustic-crayons]

"Why, someone is getting tired of my cooking,"

If y'all like good John Dory angst with some HickDory side severing, you should read AhkiKris's fic Guilty As Sin?

This particular drawling is based on the chapter 18 cooking scene!

[below the cut for a bonus yandere joke pic]

"They're probably wondering where you are. If Branch and I weren't on okay terms, he'd probably think I kidnapped you."

This is what happens when you make jokes about kidnaping and yanderes in the comments with the author lol

BTW They don't have tails or anything in fic so the actual ficart reflects that. This silly extra piece on the other hand is free game lol

[that-random-person-again]

I enjoyed this game

[rabid-orannge]

GOLDEN PRINCE LOOOOREEEEEEE

So, basically, once upon a time there were Golden Prince and Pink Princess who were brother and sister, and they both had territories within the playrooms. One day, the Princess grew jealous and staged a coup, feeding her brother a poisoned cake. When he got sick, she kicked him out and took all the territory for herself. The Prince somehow wandered into the hospital halls, territory of Betty Nurse. He was lucky enough to be found by Betty. The poison literally ate a hole through him and he was falling apart, but Betty managed to put him back together, even if she had to replace half of his organs in the process (they were damaged beyond repair). However, she couldn't save everything and the whole ordeal left the Golden Prince with a lame leg (that's why he uses a cane) and some other complications (Betty had to put in some additional stuff during the operations to mitigate them)

Also, Golden Prince is not and never was a human, his anatomy is waaay different from ours

[ghostlyschizophrenic]

tw for under the “read more”: self harm relapse, drug use/abuse. no images just me talking really openly about them. open at your own risk.

i had my biggest self harm incident since i started 10 years ago. i realized a few months ago that i could buy a bunch of real blades and refills at the dollar store instead of breaking apart cheap razors from walmart and i kinda stored it away in my mind for future reference. to everyone else in my life i look like im the best i have been in years, which psychosis wise is true, but my impulsivity, my urge to harm myself, and my lack of self control are really taking over my life

i took 31 mg of ativan in 2 1/2 days. and just now i bought the blades and ive cut deeper than i ever had. my upper arms are totally wrapped in gauze and bandages after i cleaned them and put antibiotic cream on them. i honestly got a bit dizzy from the blood loss (nothing too bad, i just had to drink some water after). and i wish i felt guilty. i just wanna do it again and i can’t wait to move out in december because i can do it without sneaking around so much

i’m currently getting high on my indica vape stick bc i only have a certain amount of ativan before i can get a refill so im saving it for a few 8-12mg bits of numbness until october 23.

how do you tell people that a huge reason you’re excited to live on your own is that you can finally self destruct and your parents will be a 3hr drive away and can’t stop you

[purplecatghostposts]

Do you have any headcanons on what Brian, Alex and Jay’a backstory’s are like?

I personally give them dark back stories and that’s why they we’re so easily manipulated

I mean honestly I think they were easily manipulated because they were just regular guys before! I do have some details of their backstories (including pre-MH stuff) that I stick with though:

Brian

- Single mother and only kid. Dad skipped out, Brian resents him more than his mother does because she doesn’t like to waste time thinking about him

- Brian and his mother were close, he called her pretty frequently. His missing poster was the first to go up when he stopped responding

- In at least two scenes showing Pre-MH, nobody knows where Brian is despite him being needed for a scene in one and them hanging out at his house for another. Because of this, I often HC that Brian was frequently losing time and waking up in weird places due to the Operator around this time. Not wanting to worry anyone however, he kept this to himself and always tried to play it off as something else

- While Brian and Tim were never officially roommates, they talked about it a lot and planned to do it next semester, though unfortunately never got that far

- Brian has been openly bisexual since he was young, even if he didn’t have a label for it back then. He got some shit for it, most of it being pretty backhanded stuff considering he was popular

- He met Alex during Freshman Orientation at college and immediately clocked him as bisexual before Alex officially came out to him

- While Brian is a popular guy and gets along with a lot of people, he only has a few close friends because he chooses them wisely. He had a handful of not so great ‘friends’ in High School that he’s no longer in contact with and is subtly wary with most relationships going forward

Alex

- Didn’t fully realize he was bisexual until High School but stayed deep in the closet until he could move out

- His family (of which Alex is the third kid of four) is largely shitty on top of being homophobic, especially his father, and he cuts off all contact when he moves out for college. He didn’t tell them what college he was going to either, leaving in the middle of the night

- The only family he IS in contact with and has a good relationship with is his cousin and his husband, as they’re the only other gay people in the family (though technically disowned, not that Alex cares) and have always been more of a family to Alex than his actual one. They got really worried when Alex sends Rocky up to live with them but they take good care of Rocky. When he drops off the map, they are the people who eventually call in a missing person report for him

- Alex got Rocky in High School and took him with him when he left. When shit goes on with the Operator, Alex sends Rocky to live with his cousin out of fear that something will happen to him if he doesn’t. Rocky outlives Alex because of this.

- Alex met Amy in a shared class in his Freshman Year. They end up dating about three months after but eventually in her second year, Amy ends up transferring to a different college in order to pursue her degree as the other college had better options. They remain long distance and visit each other as much as they can

Jay

- Him and his Moms have always been the odd ones out in their town so Jay was pretty used to the idea that people were always gonna find something to dislike about him no matter what he did and he might as well be himself if that’s the case

- Openly gay for as long as he can remember

- Didn’t really have a whole lot of friends growing up but fortunately while enduring some bullying, also knew how to snap back in a way to make them back off. Eventually everyone knew to just leave him alone

- His family, while living comfortably, has always been careful with money, causing Jay to pick up the same habits. He saved a ton of money before college and always has at least a dozen of coupons in his wallet

- When Jay stops answering calls, his moms went looking for him themselves. They’re used to only relying on each other so they don’t bother with the police. They find answers, just not the ones they want, but Tim is always welcomed to the Merrick Household. No matter how much he blames himself, they know otherwise. Call it mother’s intuition.

- Jay had a TON of cats growing up so he’s very friendly with them and can spout Cat Facts at any given moment

[autistic-katara]

…please guys just shut up for the love of god

[diapause]

not that I've spoken about things this personal on here in years but I'm very likely going to the police soon with hard evidence of what was done to me as a child so. wish me luck

[artisticcrow]

Still devastated by the fact that Oli’s Vod Channel dose not in fact have all of his past streams

[mhafanlol2000]

Be safe.

Just in case

[acoustic-crayons]

Little Cooper Doodle

[arctasy]

shelby’s recent statement on twitter

[imjustexistingtbh]

when i was in fourth grade, i got sick. really, really sick, i nearly had to be hospitalized sick (and honestly i probably definitely should've, but i don't think my family had the money at the time).

i couldn’t eat. maybe one small meal or a smoothie every other day was all i could stomach. I don't remember much of that time, but i'm pretty sure I was sick for almost two weeks. I was already small and underweight for my age, although healthily so. But after I got sick, I lost 15 pounds that I absolutely couldn't afford to lose.

I was genuinely skin-and-bones. you could see every one of my ribs, my hip bones, my shoulder blades, cheekbones, everything.

But I remember, as I was recovering, going to the grocery store with my mom to find food, any food, that I liked and would eat a lot of, just to get me from being so dangerously underweight. And, for some reason, I had multiple people "compliment" me or my mom on how skinny I was. Nevermind the fact that I was a total stranger to them, the fact that I was in fourth grade and should by no means be thinking about weight, or the fact that i was that (dangerously) skinny from a sickness that genuinely could've killed me.

whenever people say they're just "trying to help fat people be healthier" i get so incredibly mad, because no, you're not. i've been on the other side of it. you're just fat shaming.

People who lose weight because they're sick receive compliments.

People are afraid to quit smoking because it may cause them to gain weight.

Society's hatred of fat people has nothing to do with promoting health. It's not even close.

[caleblandrybones]

gonna try sleeping 4 hours a night and water fasting until I lose my grip on existence

[natjennie]

okay, bear with me this requires a lot of context. imagine that you wake up on a space ship with an alien species capable of telepathic communication with you. they are also capable of instilling you with the knowledge that everything they say is completely true, there is not a hint of uncertainty in your mind. they have weapons capable of obliterating earth pointed at the planet, and are forcing you to do one of two things in order to not fire. within the fiction of the scenario you are not being given the choice, but you the real you is picking which one of these things you'd rather have happen.

you must eat an 8 ounce serving of human baby meat, by default prepared like a steak (different preparations can be requested). you do not have to keep the meat down once you're done, but you have to get all of it in your body at one point. they do not provide any information about where the baby came from or how it died. if you complete this, they will deposit you back on earth and you will be free from legal repercussions of cannibalism, and it is generally agreed that you are also free from moral blame as it was against your will.

you will be surgically impregnated with a human embryo and must carry it to term and give birth. the embryo does not contain your dna, but otherwise you don't know anything about its origins. the aliens have advanced medical technology that gives you sufficient anatomy to carry and birth the baby, and keeps you healthy throughout, with no risk of long term complications or death. you have the choice to keep or give away the baby once you have given birth, and will be deposited back on earth.

if you refuse to comply in either situation, they destroy the earth and you are forced to live the rest of your life aboard the space ship as a prisoner, until you die of natural causes.

so,

[dumpster-fire-rats]

[autistic-katara]

can you people think before u speak holy shit