#source: tmnt

[fandorkofeverything]

Clay: Quick, give me two billion molecules of the-

JD: CLAY!!!!!!!

JD, Bruce, Floyd and Branch: Not helping!

Clay: *sighs* You know I wish you guys would take a greater interest in my science. We're brothers, but sometimes I feel like we're just roommates.

Bruce: CLAY, if you don't cut it out with your middle child nonsense, I'm gonna shove your head in the--THE TOILET!!!!!

[shy-urban-hobbit]

All three Wolves kneeling around an unconscious Vesemir directly after Voleth Meir.

Eskel; He's waking up!"

Vesemir, from where he's lying on the floor: Lambert...

*Lambert leans in closer, Vesemir whispers something*

Geralt: What did he say?!

Lambert: He said 'Please get your knee off my chest.'

[thingsoverheardatua]

[on a mission]

Midoriya: Alright, guys! You know the plan! [jumps out of the plane]

Todoroki:

Todoroki: Uh, Bakugou?

Bakugou: What?!

Todoroki: He jumped.

Bakugou: He JUMPED?!

[sincerelykarai]

Maze Runner Incorrect Quotes (except its frypan and gally being crackheads)

Minho: Gally's alive?! Why didn't you tell me?!

Frypan: Well, because I wanted you to be surprised.

Frypan: OBVIOUSLY I DIDNT KNOW!

-

Gally walking past wearing headphones

Minho: What do you think he's listening to?

Thomas: It's probably some heavy metal shit

Also Gally listening to fucking Britney Spears

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Newt: Trying to find out who Gally's bff is, huh?

Minho: It's me!

Brenda: It's me!

Alby: It's me!

Frypan: ...It's probably not me 🤷‍♀️

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Gally around Frypan: Aww my best friend! I love you so much!! (PLATONICALLY)

Gally around anyone else: I hope you get killed by the flare and you have to shoot your brains out :)

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[tf2incorrectquotes]

Pyro: *wearing toy doctor gear and the Medic's spare labcoat, introduces themselves in muffled gibberish as they pose beneath a banner reading "HUG IT OUT"*

Spy: *unimpressed* "Doctor Feelings?" I thought you were "Doctor Delicate Touch."

Pyro: *clearly and concisely* Doctor Delicate Touch feels nothing.

[spiltinksky]

Jeonghan: The first rule of being a doctor is "Do no harm."

Jeonghan: Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm.

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Richie: [to Ruth and Pete] I can’t trust either of you to do simple stuff like show up to study! OR NOT EAT POSION!!

[filmyocean]

Kaz: Those guys only understand one language Jesper: Kerch? Kaz: Fists Jesper: ...What about feet? Wylan: That would make them bilingual Kaz: ARGH!

[shadow-coolness]

Cole and Jay: Dan nan na... Spinjitzu!

Jay: Well, this is like meditating.

Wu: [just shakes his head.]

[optimusprime3000]

Strawberry, after winning a fight: It's like we just clear a video game on easy.

Wizard: Real combat is NOT like a video game.

Chili Pepper, in the background: Hey! Coins!

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

If anyone needs me, I'll be watching my stories. Dr. Jiminez is going to break up with Lindsay! I just know it!

Speedy Gonzales

[fandorkofeverything]

Brozone: *All do a cool pose after their final song*

Clay: If this isn't the poster shot, someone's getting fired!

[tawog-incorrect-quotes]

[Gumball and Darwin playing “Dodj or Daar” for the first time]

Darwin: What? The dodges are real? Why didn't you tell me?

Gumball: Well, because I wanted us to fail. OBVIOUSLY, I DIDN'T KNOW!!!

[thingsoverheardatua]

Aizawa: [to Bakugou and Midoriya] I can’t trust either of you to do simple stuff like show up for training! OR NOT EAT POSION!!

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Murray: Hey, this is a no parking zone!

Murray, holding a blank piece of paper: Here's your ticket!

[Murray punches the guy in the face.]

Murray: And there's your fine!

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Soldier: *rocket jumps to escape enemy Demoman* HA HA, I'M A GENIUS! *crashes into the ceiling* I'm Okay...