#source: star trek: lower decks

[tf2incorrectquotes]

What happens when Spy tries to be father to Scout, part 2:

Scout: I could’ve handled that horde of bots, y’know.

Spy: I have no doubt you would’ve tried.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Commander X2: What I’ve come to understand is that instead of organics, what I really need to subjugate is… my feelings. Therapist: Yes, Commander X2! Breakthroughs like this are why we do group therapy. X2: I have conquered self-doubt! And seized personal growth! HAHAHAHAHA!

[ouatsqincorrect]

Snow: Regina, that’s canteloupe talk. I want you to be a can-aloupe.

Regina:

[incorrecthsrquotes]

Wow, alternate universes! Imagine meeting a bunch of weirdos with, like, feet for hands or feet for... eyes... or y'know, something more... creative... than... that...

Strong Bad, alternate take from sbemail 150

[the-overanalyzer]

Jason: Tim, I had you pegged wrong! Jason: I thought you were, like, a boring worker drone. Jason: And you are. Jason: But inside that drone is an ambitious little weasel. Jason: And inside that weasel might be a tiny human being.

[phloxsmenagerie]

Moopsy!

[incorrectgallifreyquotes]

Romana: You break rules all the time!

Leela: Only dumb rules that shouldn’t be there! I would never put anyone in danger!

Narvin: *coughs*

Leela: Except sometimes maybe Narvin!

[stuffandnosense]

Okay but Brad Boimler and Beckett Mariner are BOTH autistic actually.

Boimler is anxious childhood trauma autism and Mariner is burnt out adult trauma autism.

They’re so valid.

[thresholdbb]

Laughing so hard at that LD caves intro. All of the cave critiques just like the actors talking about the cave sound stage. If I remember correctly:

Been in here a hundred times/they all look the same - often reused sound stage

The flat floors - it was a sound stage

The weird smell - it was musty in there

The creepy creatures - there were cats that lived in there

Just the right amount of moist - the sound stage was built over a pool

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Max: Permission to speak freely?

Superball: You are always speaking freely, sir. Nobody can stop you from speaking freely.

[raaorqtpbpdy]

The most unrealistic part of Lower Decks isn’t any of the sci-fi stuff, or that guy getting turned into a puppet, it’s that Boimler is from California and isn’t openly disgusted that Fresno and Redding of all fucking places got starships named after them.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Lola: Am I to understand that you mock your friends more than your enemies? Bugs: Oh, yeah, yeah. It comes from a place of love.

[ouatsqincorrect]

Belle, to Snow: How’s your adrenaline so high? Mine wore off, like, two panics ago.

[incorrecthsrquotes]

Strong Bad: Permission to speak freely–

Marzipan: You always speak freely, no one can STOP you from speaking freely!

[incorrect-kotor-quotes]

Sith Master: Intruder! Capture the nonbeliever!

Revan: Don't touch me! Your characters don't even have names!

Sith Master: You know nothing of our ways! Sith Acolyte 2, take her to the brig!

[incorrectstreetfighterquotes]

Juri: “Who wants to hotwire a stolen ship?”

Cammy: “I do not!”