#source: Star Trek lower decks

[ouatsqincorrect]

Snow: Regina, that’s canteloupe talk. I want you to be a can-aloupe.

Regina:

[the-overanalyzer]

Jason: Tim, I had you pegged wrong! Jason: I thought you were, like, a boring worker drone. Jason: And you are. Jason: But inside that drone is an ambitious little weasel. Jason: And inside that weasel might be a tiny human being.

[incorrectgallifreyquotes]

Romana: You break rules all the time!

Leela: Only dumb rules that shouldn’t be there! I would never put anyone in danger!

Narvin: *coughs*

Leela: Except sometimes maybe Narvin!

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Max: Permission to speak freely?

Superball: You are always speaking freely, sir. Nobody can stop you from speaking freely.

[incorrect-kotor-quotes]

Sith Master: Intruder! Capture the nonbeliever!

Revan: Don't touch me! Your characters don't even have names!

Sith Master: You know nothing of our ways! Sith Acolyte 2, take her to the brig!

[incorrectstreetfighterquotes]

Juri: “Who wants to hotwire a stolen ship?”

Cammy: “I do not!”

[writebackatya]

Della: I wish I could roundhouse this situation in the face, but I can’t! It is one of those rare types of problems that can’t be kicked!

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Assassin: We work in the dark to serve the light. We are Assassins. Rise Link of Hyrule, you are now one of us. Here is your uniform, blades and equipment.

[Link takes the uniform in his hands smiling ear to ear, but there is just one thing he can’t help but ask when he notices the Assassin’s iconic “A” emblem on the belt]

Link: Isn’t the Assassin's Brotherhood supposed to be like a big secret? I mean why would we wear special emblems that advertise who we are?

Assassin: (Extending Hidden Blade) You could still be dead.

Link: Y’know, I like the emblem.

[incorrecticonoclastsquotes]

Royal: Who wants to hotwire a stolen rocket? Elro: I do not!

[itmakesssenseincontext]

Fractalverse Characters, meeting Eragon and Co: Alagaesia? That's the planet with the dragons that got colonized by all those Ren Faire types! Did you grow up in a castle?

[ouatsqincorrect]

Belle, to Snow: How’s your adrenaline so high? Mine wore off, like, two panics ago.

[g12-3]

wings of fire incorrect quote 51

Sora: Well, I guess... one of us will be dead soon anyway, so it doesn't really matter what I say. Not too long ago, I got a promotion I didn't want. I tried to get demoted, but my commander won't do it. ( chuckles ) You must hate Starfleet. ( sighs ) That's the thing. I... don't. Back at the Academy, my dream was to be a captain. I modeled myself after my sister. Crane was everything I wanted to be. I mean, she made some mistakes, but she rallied. She graduated ahead of me and was stationed on the Enterprise. 

Flame: The Enterprise? I have heard tales of its triumphs. 

Sora: Oh, yeah. So did she. And it got her murdered by Icewings . ( sniffles ) She didn't sign up to be a spy. She... she-she wanted to explore. She... It destroyed me. ( sniffles ) Then, before I knew it, the Vorta, the Hivewings... 

Flame: The Hivewings ? You fought the Dominion? Ah. The shapeshifters sent many warriors to Sto-vo-kor. I wish I could have seen it.

Sora: No, you do not. There was no honor, just massacres. FlameBut in the end you were victorious.

Sora: Starfleet is supposed to be about puzzling together the mysteries of life, not fighting wars. I don't want to be a general. I don't, I don't want to send my friends, my family off to die. I just want to be an ensign. If it was good enough for Crane, then it's good enough for me. 

Flame: In the past Skywings believed mudwings to be weak and easily defeated. But your species has proved its to'Duj. Crane  was a warrior. You do not honor her. 

Sora: You didn't know her.

 Flame:Do you follow every order from your commanders? 

Sora: No. 

Flame: Crane made her choice. You want to solve puzzles and mysteries? Your sister gave her life to protect that. ( scoffs ) She would not approve of your actions.

Sora: You're... You're right. She'd... she'd say I'm acting like an idiot.

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@angelofchaos001

[incorrectgallifreyquotes]

Leela: Narvin, I had you pegged wrong! Leela: I thought you were, like, a boring worker drone. Leela: And you are. Leela: But inside that drone is an ambitious little weasel. Leela: And inside that weasel might be a tiny time lord.

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Max: I wish I could shoot this situation in the face, but I can’t!

Max: It is one of those rare types of problems that can’t be shot!

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

Natsuki: The anesthetic is useless. We have to work through the pain. Your hands clean? Haruna: Uhhh… Natsuki: Pump this. Don't pass out. Nobody's authorized to pass out!

[incorrect-kotor-quotes]

Hanharr: [There are only three types of prey. You are the first type, immobilized by your fear. The second type scurries away to hide, delaying the inevitable.]

Mira: Uuuhhh... what's the third kind?

Hanharr: [The third is a winged lizard-type creature. That doesn't really apply to you.]

Mira: Oh, okay, no, I'm just gonna scurry away while I think about it. When does the hunt start?

Hanharr: [IT ALREADY HAS!]