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sariahsue · 1 year ago
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Sabrina: Gosh, I'm such an idiot.
Sabrina:
Sabrina: *glancing at Chloe*
Chloe: If you're waiting for me to disagree with you, you'll be waiting a long time.
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haisuri · 4 years ago
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jinyoung: you need to eat healthier.
yugyeom: no.
jinyoung: the last person who didn’t eat healthier after i told them to died.
yugyeom: oh my god.
jinyoung: in a plane crash.
yugyeom: that sounds unrelated.
jinyoung: i crashed the plane. do not disobey me.
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H/R: Ugh, I am so full.
Slytherin: Then stop eating
H/R, stuffing chocolate in their mouth: but it's so good
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incorrect-ritchieverse · 3 years ago
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Watson: You have scurvy. You need to eat healthier, Holmes.
Holmes: No.
Watson: Eat your veggies.
Holmes: No.
Watson: The last person who didn't eat healthier after i told them to, died.
Holmes: Oh my god.
Watson: Drowned in a sinking boat.
Holmes: That sounds unrelated.
Watson: I sank the boat. Do not disobey me.
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Will: I mean, there’s literally nothing that proves that anything is real! Like, it’s real to us because we experience it, but it’s literally not real! Nothing is real!
Gilan: *beaming and giving him a big thumbs up*
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nerevar-quote-and-star · 4 years ago
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Leara Rose-blade, tired of the Blades vs. Greybeards back and forth BS: Can’t we just take a propeller and nuke Alduin?
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godsofhumanity · 5 years ago
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Nari: FIGHT ME!
Hel, standing behind him with a giant sword, softly shaking her head an mouthing: Do not.
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incorrect-musketeers · 5 years ago
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Treville: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it?
D’Artagnan: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.
Porthos: Something illegal.
Athos: Accept my fate.
Aramis: I would message ten people saying that if they didn't forward the message to 10 other people, I would die tomorrow.
Treville: Wait, What?!
D’Artagnan: That’s fucking awesome, can I change my answer?
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purghhappenings · 7 years ago
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Corazon: Doffy used to be so nice.
Doflamingo: I try to walk the line of chaotic neutral.
Law: yeah, and then you fucking fell off it.
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Lisalee: So, you're a wizard?
Talia: Yes.
Lisalee: You can do magic?
Talia: Yes.
[Lisalee pulls a card from behind Talia's ear]
Lisalee: Now who's the real wizard?
Talia:
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godsofhumanity · 5 years ago
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Horus: If the multiverse theory is true, then there's a universe where it isn't.
Thoth: The multiverse theory doesn't cover paradoxical situations.
Horus: Except in the universe where it does.
Sobek: I'm having an aneurysm.
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incorrect-musketeers · 5 years ago
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Bedtime At The Garrison
Porthos: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed, and he’s really ugly!
Aramis, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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incorrect-musketeers · 5 years ago
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D’Artagnan: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already.
D’Artagnan: “Cowards”, on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic
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incorrect-musketeers · 5 years ago
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Porthos: Will there be sausage rolls?
Junior priest, sobbing: Th-there..
Porthos: Mate! The Cardinals’ funeral! Will. There. Be. Sausage rolls?!
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Can you do me the decency of listening to me for five seconds so I can say ‘I told you so’ later?
S’illes, probably
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Thortharn, accusingly: You're lying! You lie!
Adran: No, I don't! I mean, I do, but not about this!
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