haisuri

[haisuri]

introduction post

hello my dearest friends online, i’m suri and i’m an old lady stuck in a twenties body - mainly because i do crochet.

hope we can befriend, have a good time, share some laughs and enjoy some music together.

ask box is always open 🖤

• bad omens, miw, ice nine kills, avatar & lorna shore

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Noah: I love you, bros. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.

Folio: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Noah: Yes.

Nick: Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you, man.

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Jolly: [fully immersed in a new book, listening to classical music, very focused]

Noah: [upside down on the couch] Bro, do you think ducks have feelings?

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Computer: *choose a password*

Jolly: nickfolio

Computer: *your password is too short*

Jolly: I know.

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— on a nature hike —

Nicholas: It’s beautiful out here

Jolly: And quiet

Nicholas: Too quiet

Jolly: …

Jolly: Did we lose someone?

— cut to Noah and Folio trying to befriend a bear —

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hyukjae: i sleep with a gun under my pillow.

donghae: i sleep with a crossbow.

kyuhyun: you guys are pathetic.

heechul: oh yeah? what do you sleep with?

kyuhyun: yesung.

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siwon: i love you.

kyuhyun: it will pass.

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Meeks: When you said you were "magic in bed" this wasn't quite what I was expe-

Pitts, holding up the 6 of hearts: Is this your card?

Meeks, softly: Holy shit

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neil: bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn’t do it

todd: i know, that’s why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative so it cancels out

neil: that’s…

neil: that’s not how it works

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My friend just sent me this and I felt that

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friends on tumblr please help me… what are the things you do to get closer to your comfort characters? do you guys draw, write, listen to music that reminds you of them? bc im having a bad madd time again and i just my comf characters baaaaack

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[4:33pm]

“Wait, how much of sugar should I put on it again?” you asked, confused, while mixing the bowl with a wood spoon.

“Three cups” Taehyung said, reading the receipt again; the apron he was wearing already covered in chocolate powder and butter.

“No way. That’s a lot of sugar for a simple chocolate cake” you walks to him and take the receipt from his hands “Tae! It was three spoons! Not three cups!”

You stop and look at each other with widened eyes. Then you two start laughing.

“We would have killed someone from diabetes if we served that cake” Taehyung said between laughs while you rest the bowl on the balcony.

“It’s the fourth receipt we mess up. Why are we so bad at this? Now Hobi won’t have his birthday cake because I honestly give up.”

Taehyung grabbed his phone.

“What are you doing?” you ask.

“Ordering a chocolate cake from the bakery.”

“Wait, are we going to pretend we made the cake?”

“You got it, babe!” he said, giving you a big smile and you two celebrate the trick you’re about to play with a high five “Namjoon is going to be so proud over the cake we didn’t make”.

“Right? But we should clean this mess before they come in or we will totally lose our alibi”.

Taehyung walkes to you so he could let a little peck on your lips.

“Got you. Let’s clean this chocolate cake murder scene.”

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sᴏ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ, ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦ’ᵐ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ʰᶦᵐ ʰᵒᵐᵉ

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jaebum, to bambam and yugyeom: you guys are idiots, did you know that?

bambam: in our defense, we actually did know that.

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jinyoung: you need to eat healthier.

yugyeom: no.

jinyoung: the last person who didn’t eat healthier after i told them to died.

yugyeom: oh my god.

jinyoung: in a plane crash.

yugyeom: that sounds unrelated.

jinyoung: i crashed the plane. do not disobey me.

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random icons — bambam, seokjin, jimin & yugyeom

like or reblogue if use ❤️

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𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐬: yoongi as a mafia boss (based on my upcoming fanfic “house of aces”)