Vikter: Don't you try anything funny.
Hawke: Why? Cause you won't understand why everyone's laughing again?
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Leon: Thirsty… whisky…
Chris: Drink. Some. Water.
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Ethan: Honestly? Are we just going to let this monster infiltrate our pack?
Scott: Let you in, didn't they?
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Wyll: I’m watching you, Astarion.
Astarion: You like what you see?
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Geoffrey: Thirsty... whisky...
Sean: Drink. Some. Water.
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Fiera: Tell me, what is the first thing you can remember?
Angel Dust: The insatiable urge to get bitches and riches.
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[while playing Fallout 4 Far Harbor DLC]
Child of Atom: may you find the light of Atom to guide your path
Me: may my fist find your face
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Watts: I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!
Penny: You and I both know you won't, because if you did that it'd cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity.
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Andromeda: So, no one's managed to put you in the ground yet, Bella?
Bellatrix: Not yet, though it ain't for a lack of trying
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Donnie: /hacking/ “No one would pick a password that dumb…”
…
Donnie: “Oh. I stand corrected.”
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Duke Teerman: Are you here for the Maiden?
Casteel: I'm here to pick up an order. Two large pepperoni and a calzone. Name is 'Fuck You.'
Duke Teerman: If you're not here for the Maiden, you're here for me. What do you want?
Casteel: Are you deaf? I want my godsdamn pizza.
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Mic: So, are you ready to get to work?
Harm: No, I followed you here for the exercise.
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"If I have to walk up more than a few flights of stairs, I'm going to be pissed."
-Charname, seeing the Iron Throne building for the first time
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Jonathan: Look alive.
Sean: I’ll see what I can do.
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I’m here to pick up an order. Two large pepperonis and a calzone. Name is “Fuck You.”
Hawke
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