#source: ella enchanted

[pokemon-my-beloved]

Atticus: Look, I think it’s only fair to warn you that I’m practiced in the ancient art… of origami.

Juliana: Paper folding?

Atticus: I was hoping you wouldn’t know what that was.

[soinspiredbyyou]

Incorrect Argylle Quotes

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[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

Merula: Oh, who's this who thinks they're so tough?

MC: Look, I think it's only fair to warn you that I'm practiced in the ancient art of... origami.

Merula: Paper folding?

MC: Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't know what it was.

[ghostboycharm]

Aaron: An Unwanted in my own family. I could die from embarrassment. Samheed: Promises, promises.

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: Tell me, Kate Bishop, do you get a kick out of near death experiences?

Kate: No. I was fine, I had things well in hand.

Yelena: Oh, yes, I could see that as you were dangling from the ceiling. No doubt lulling the enemy into a false sense of security.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Queen Tyr'ahnee: Kiss me...

[Commander X2 leans in]

Tyr'ahnee: That wasn't an order.

X2: I know.

[kisses her]

[stardust948]

Aang: I'm not scared of you! I warn you that I'm practiced in the ancient art of origami!

Ozai: . . . Paper folding?

Aang: I was hoping you wouldn't know what that was-

[ladymiraclewings]

Dizzy: Look, I think it's only fair to warn you that I'm practiced in the ancient art of origami! Sparky: Paper folding? Dizzy: Oh... I was hoping you wouldn't know what that was.

[incorrect-epithet-erased]

Giovanni: Look, I think it's only fair that I warn you I'm practiced in the ancient art of...origami. Mera: Paper folding? Giovanni: Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't know what that was.

[totallycorrectrecessquotes]

T.J.: I think it's only fair to warn you that I'm practiced in the art of... origami.

Dr. Benedict: Paper folding?

T.J.: Oh... I was hoping you wouldn't know what that was.

[emmikay]

Etcetera: Look, I think it's only fair to warn you that I'm practiced in the ancient art... of Origami!

Amunet: Paper folding?

Etcetera: Oh... I was hoping you wouldn't know what that was.

[old-wild-child]

Frank: I think it's only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami!

Hawkeye/BJ/Trapper/Radar/literally anyone with a brain: ...Paper folding?

Frank: Oh. I was hoping you wouldn't know what that was.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Imoen, in Spellhold: I’m gonna need so much therapy after this.

[soullessbullshit]

Tavi: Look, it's only fair that I warn you that I'm practiced in the ancient art of origami!

Worm Cultist: Paper folding?

Tavi: Oh... I was hoping you wouldn’t know what that was...

[ghostboycharm]

Clive: I would have left Alex ages ago, except I love him so damn much. Plus, I have no legs.

[crybabycunt]

(Kate, mid-mission, coming across a full get-up, opposing side Widow Yelena for the first time)

Kate: Look, I think it's only fair to warn you that I'm practiced in the ancient art... of Origami!

Yelena: Paper folding?

Kate: Oh... I was hoping you wouldn't know what that was.