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[soullessbullshit]

Shazah: Not a fan of the humble wombat.

[the next day...]

Shazah: I would like to apologize for the things I said while under the influence.

[soullessbullshit]

Concordia: You're Argonian?

Speaks-in-Embers: Yep. Colllld-blooded.

Tavi: Sucks you can't enjoy spicy food.

Naril: ...Why not?

Tavi, momentarily possessed by the infinite knowledge of Apocrypha: Cuz... Cuz only mammals are affected by capsaicin- I don't know what I'm saying??

Naril: Is that true?

Speaks-in-Embers: Yeh.

[soullessbullshit]

Cassian: Do you trust me?

Gwendis: Yes.

Cassian: Wait, what? Why?

[soullessbullshit]

Indaenir: Hold your horses, Cariel. Hold them tight.

Cariel:

Indaenir: Cherish them.

Cariel: What?

Indaenir: I don’t know, I haven’t eaten today.

[soullessbullshit]

Tavi: The firsteth rule of alchemy is to hath fun and beeth thy truest self.

Tavi: The secondeth rule is to think with thine pussy.

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Tavi: I hath blown up mine university lab.

[soullessbullshit]

Estre, at the Cliffs of Failure: I'm basically an exterminator and you're cockroaches. My job was to squish you and poison you, and yet, somehow, my very survival now depends on you, the cockroaches, agreeing to help me. That’s funny.

Khoshekh: We're cockroaches to you?!

Estre: Yeah. Or dung beetles. I don't know, something small and gross that creeps on the ground in its own filth.

Khoshekh:

Estre: Just being honest.

[soullessbullshit]

Tharn: I know we’ve had our differences…

Lyris: We tried to kill each other!

[soullessbullshit]

Sai: You were spying on us?

Veya: I mean... I tailed you. Just like Khoshekh taught me when we trained together.

Sai: [glares at Khoshekh]

Khoshekh: I teach every kid I meet how to do crime. Crime is fun.

[soullessbullshit]

Jakarn: You know what my problem is? I can’t say no to people because I want everyone to like me.

Arabella: You want everyone to like you?

Jakarn: Yeah, why? Do people not like me?

Arabella: Uhhhhh…

[soullessbullshit]

Malek: Well, Gabrielle. I don’t wanna say “I told you so...”

Gabrielle: Yes, you do.

Malek: Okay, you’re right. I told you so!

[soullessbullshit]

Fennorian, standing over a dead body: We... uh... don't know what killed them.

Gwendis, raising her hand: May I make a suggestion?

Janeve: We're not gonna cut them open, Gwendis!

Gwendis: You guys are boring.

[soullessbullshit]

Khoshekh: Are you trying to seduce me?

Razum-dar: Why, are you seducible?

[soullessbullshit]

Veya: Aren't you gay?

Naryu: I like how you imply that I have done something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.

[soullessbullshit]

Tharn: [laying on the floor with his eyes closed]

Khoshekh: Hey, is Abby sleeping or dead?

Lyris: Hopefully dead, I hated that guy.

Khoshekh: Yeah, me too.

Tharn, sitting up: First of all, fuck you-

[soullessbullshit]

Rigurt: There are some things Rigurt can just smell. It's like a sixth sense.

Razum-dar: No, actually, that would be one of the five.

[soullessbullshit]

Gabrielle: Hey philosophers, if free will isn't real, then why am I eating chips in the bathroom?

Gabrielle:

Gabrielle: Why am I eating chips in the bathroom?

[soullessbullshit]

Clarisse: Whilst you were exploring each other's bodies, I was exploring the catacombs.

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Clarisse: I am lost in the catacombs.