#gotta queue em all

[pokemon-my-beloved]

Nemona: *Trying to fill out paperwork * Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Juliana: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Arven: I personally was created in a lab.

Penny: I just straight up spawned lol.

[praesparo]

me after replying to every fuckin draft ... (i absolutely loved it tho)

[adventures-on-foster-island]

Today on Ellisa’s Pokémon mythconceptions, I’d like to talk about some spooky looking Pokémon that often get over looked as battle partners and personal companions.

The Zubat line

Zubat is one of the Pokémon world’s most infamous Pokémon. As we all know, you can��t step foot into a cave or take a walk at night in their native regions without encountering several of these bats. The reason there are so many of them is due to their large egg clutches, short gestation period, and short hatch time. Releasing Zubat in non-native areas is strictly prohibited with high fines for those caught doing so, as it only takes a few weeks for two Zubat to become fifty, and even a small population of them can wreck havoc on ecosystems that aren’t prepared. Most of the ones we take in aren’t actually the ones who were abandoned, but rather probably a few generations down the line, and they come en mass. They like the caves beneath the island, and play a part in our small ecosystem. People are often scared or annoyed by this line, as their Pokedex entries state that they drink a lot of blood, which they do. In the wild, Zubat and it’s evolutions hunt, however trainers usually get blood bags leftover from collection drives, at the end of their shelf life, from Pokémon centers and hospitals. They require a lot of time and work, supplying enough food and exercise, as well as having a sleep schedule opposite from most humans, however they make really good companions for people with certain disabilities, such as blindness, people who work night shifts or have otherwise backwards sleep schedules, and as message carriers for spies. This line is also being studied by scientists because of their ability to change their own blood type to match what they are drinking, in hopes that one day we will be able to change the blood type in a bag for transfusions.

[kappatengu]

ive missed drawing this smug yet silly basard so much lmfao))

[butchbewitch]

WHERE'S THE OLD BAY SEASONING, YOU BASTARDS!

EAST COAST CRABBY FRIES REPRESENT!!!

[cinderpaw11]

Pelipper mail: Snomlette! It seems like this one has been perfected; it’s got bits of tofu for eyes and a spiky shell with ketchup drizzled over the top. @gotta-pet-em-all

!!!!!!!!! Thank you Fluff!!! I was getting hung up on what to have for breakfast, perfect timing! Oh also I have your zucchini muffins, I ended up storing them in the fridge because I made them right when the uh. Switch happened? And that lasted a while. So I hope you're okay with cold muffins! If not they toast really well!

[nostalgia-tblr]

Not now, plot-bunny! I have enough to be getting on with!

[starwhispcrs]

gently kissing everyone on the forehead who sent me memes <3

[pokemon-my-beloved]

Penny: I told Arven his ears flush when he lies.

Nemona: Why?

Penny: Look.

Penny: Hey Arven! Do you love us?

Arven, covering his ears: No.

Nemona:

[dagdasoneandonly]

Final post

This is a scheduled post, I am not online as this is being posted. I am no longer active on social media. Twitter or Tumblr. Do not believe any impersonators.

I'm only on Discord and only a few select people were chosen for it.

If it's not on my carrd, it's not me.

[augustmoongames]

the greatest honor that can be bestowed upon a person 😌

[despairforme]

      He’s been through a lot, he can get through this too. Laundry day.

[zombeesknees]

#absolutely overwhelming   #staring at the sun etc   #all this and leather pants too

Keanu Reeves as Don John

in Much Ado About Nothing 1993

[little-big-batbag]

Also damn. I got a lotta good posts in my (paused) queue I gotta get that shit out...

[adventures-on-foster-island]

This time on Ellisa's Pokémon mythconceptions (a working title), we're talking about some ghost type Pokémon that unfortunately are often misunderstood, and abandoned after the spooky season.

The Gastly line:

The Gastly pokedex entry about it being born of toxic gas and spirits is.. debated, to say the least. Although it is true that they are capable of killing, they're quite shy in the wild, and incidents of human death by Gastly are few and far between. Additionally, being licked by a Haunter won't necessarily make you ill or kill you (some say it tingles when their partner shows affection), and Gengars' curses are usually harmless pranks. They have dangerous defense mechanisms to protect themselves, but they don't go out of their way to hurt anyone. They're also quite intelligent and make really great companions if you take the time to build trust with them! Plus their gaseous bodies can come in handy in all sorts of situations; I've heard plenty of stories from forgetful trainers who's ghost type Pokémon slipped through the wall to help when they locked themselves out of the house, or helping investigate the terrorist organizations in different regions.

The Duskull line:

Duskull's Dex entry isn't an old wives tale like many others. Indeed they are known to whisk away crying children and tirelessly persue victims, but things aren't always what they seem. These little ghosts watch over children like fairy godmothers, and if their child is mistreated, they try to take the child away from the situation. Either they succeed, and become young trainers, or they get caught, and the Duskull haunts whoever hurt the kid for forever. Both of its evolutions do indeed have hollow bodies, and while things can get lost in their little pocket dimensions, these pokemon are also really great at holding onto important items. This whole line makes great service Pokémon, doing everything from nanny work to assisting disabled trainers to caring for elderly. They are very kind and patient, capable of telling medications apart, remembering schedules, and can lift nearly any weight. Many nursing homes employ Dusknoir, since its believed that they help guide spirits and ease the transition to death.

Mimikyu

Because they hate to be seen, and start making their own costumes at a young age, Mimikyu are often found paired with Leavanny. The grass type will teach Mimikyu how to sew when they are young, after finding them crying over a torn costume. These two species work well together in the fashion industry and on the contest scene. The pairing has helped increase Mimikyu's popularity, however they aren't all fashion inclined. All they really want is love and support, so don't be afraid to get to know one!

[darkconsumed]

one day i will stop hoarding memes and i will answer and post 'em for y'all...one day...