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MC: We've got to face it, we've changed. Well, not you Merula, you're still sadistic and self-centred.

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Liz: You smell very delicious, but I will not bite you.

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I got hospital socks :DDD

Unfortunately in the size XL, so that's a subtle way of saying I have big feet

I'M IN THE HOSPITAL IN ANOTHER COUNTRY AGAIN AND POSSIBLY FUCKED ON THE PAINKILLERS, IDK THEY ARE GIVING ME A LOT OR SOMETHING

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I'M IN THE HOSPITAL IN ANOTHER COUNTRY AGAIN AND POSSIBLY FUCKED ON THE PAINKILLERS, IDK THEY ARE GIVING ME A LOT OR SOMETHING

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MC: I wouldn’t last two minutes without Rowan... don’t tell them I said that.

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Penny: "I'd die for you" is nice and "I'd kill for you" is fun but "I'd live for you" is where it's really at, because isn't that the hardest one of all?

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Hello everyone, I apologise for the unstable amount of incorrect quotes I've been making. I've started therapy to deal with my issues and my passive suicide attempt in September.

The reason I've started therapy (finally) is because I got out of a three months relationship with a trans woman who was the most abusive partner I've ever had, she hit me, and would do serious damage to my psychological and emotional wellbeing, Fx by making me feel bad about even mentioning my mental illness to anyone, she'd make fun of me and whenever I tried to defend myself she'd start crying and need reassurance for an hour. She was deeply insecure and took it out on me. I decided to get out when she slapped me in front of her friends and then she was the one who needed to be calmed down (there's a lot of shit but for my own wellbeing that is all I will say). Anyway the positive thing is that I met my best friend because she dragged me somewhere and he pulled me out of the kinda manic darkness and then I met my now partner who is a cis dude. Those two made me realise I needed therapy and now I suspect I've been misdiagnosed. So even tho I'll probably never be able to fully recover from what she did to me, I'm happy about the things I got afterwards.

But quotes might continue to be unstable in amount and time for a while, so please bear with me, as I try to juggle this, uni, therapy and life in general. I hope you all have a wonderful evening.

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Merula: MC, if I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “thank you” will suffice. None of this “how did you get into my dorm” business. It’s real rude.

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Barnaby: I think someone should've tried domesticating bears 10,000 years ago. We really missed the mark with that. Could be cuddled up with a bear right now but whatever.

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MC: You've gotta admit, a guy stopping kids in the middle of the forbidden forest? That's pretty creepy!

Minister of Magic: Yes, right. But we don't arrest people for being creepy.

Auror 1, to his colleague: Yeah, you know that guy we got in the tank?

Auror 2: Uh... the creepy one?

Auror 1: Yeah, better let him go.

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MC: This guy's a loon.

Tonks: Watch it, MC. My mama's half-loon.

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Professor McGonagall: It looks like you have been missing a lot of transfiguration homework lately, Mr Kim.

Jae: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Professor.

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MC: I wouldn’t last two minutes without Rowan... don’t tell them I said that.

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Merula: You've been smiling like a fool of late, MC. Explain yourself.

MC: I found love! Surely even you wouldn't begrudge me some happiness.

Merula: All I will say on the matter is that you were wise to lower your standards from the godly to the ghastly.

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MC: Before you say anything it wasn’t me — unless it was something awesome then I definitely planned the whole thing.

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Diego: Mm Ismelda, do you believe in Love at First Sight?

Ismelda: I hardly believe in love at all.

Diego, disappointed: Oh.

Ismelda: But I do believe in carnal pleasure.

Diego, excited: Oh!

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MC to Merula: You mean I'd get to prove you wrong and thrash you? I love it.