#submission: sarcasm-nitros

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

Merula: MC, if I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “thank you” will suffice. None of this “how did you get into my dorm” business. It’s real rude.

[thephantomporg84]

Nero taking his rightful place at his family’s side.

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That’s it that’s the entire family dynamic lmao.

[crystaldragonslayer]

“For a shining gem, who deserves the best.”

((Hope this is good.))

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// OMG it’s so amazing!!!!

[mz-pixie]

Omg @sarcasm-nitros these are magnificent. Thank you so very much. I love all of them!!! They are so perfect!

[keyofsacrifice]

“My shining star, you’re my good luck charm.”

((I can make some changes if you want.))

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// No changes necessary! It’s beautiful!

[wavesofgravity]

“To the Queen of my Heart.”

((I hope I did good.))

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// You did great!!! Love this one too!

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

MC: I wouldn’t last two minutes without Rowan... don’t tell them I said that.

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

MC: I wouldn’t last two minutes without Rowan... don’t tell them I said that.

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

Barnaby: Please...Everyone I fight is smarter than me. But no bad guy has beaten me yet.

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

MC: Before you say anything it wasn’t me — unless it was something awesome then I definitely planned the whole thing.

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

MC, After any year: Stop yelling at me, I saved the day!

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

MC: You know, I didn't expect to like you.

Merula: I didn’t expect you to like me, either.

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

Snape: See this? This is my “I don’t care” face.

MC: That’s your normal face.

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

MC, Describing Rowan, Ben, Penny, Bill, Tulip and Tonks: What do you get when you take a few bad decisions, a pinch of encyclopedic knowledge, a cup of cowardice meeting bravery, a dab of sugary blonde, a splash of thrill seeking ginger and a wheelbarrow full of wanting to break the rules for fun.

MC: Answer... a family.

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

MC: Where did you come from?

Rita Skeeter: I've been following you.

MC: For how long?

Rita Skeeter: All day.

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

MC, About Merula: Your usual reaction to human suffering is to pull up a chair and crack out the popcorn.