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Merula: MC, if I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “thank you” will suffice. None of this “how did you get into my dorm” business. It’s real rude.
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Nero taking his rightful place at his family’s side.
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That’s it that’s the entire family dynamic lmao.
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“For a shining gem, who deserves the best.”
((Hope this is good.))
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// OMG it’s so amazing!!!!
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Omg @sarcasm-nitros these are magnificent. Thank you so very much. I love all of them!!! They are so perfect!
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“My shining star, you’re my good luck charm.”
((I can make some changes if you want.))
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// No changes necessary! It’s beautiful!
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“To the Queen of my Heart.”
((I hope I did good.))
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// You did great!!! Love this one too!
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MC: I wouldn’t last two minutes without Rowan... don’t tell them I said that.
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MC: I wouldn’t last two minutes without Rowan... don’t tell them I said that.
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Barnaby: Please...Everyone I fight is smarter than me. But no bad guy has beaten me yet.
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MC, After any year: Stop yelling at me, I saved the day!
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MC: Before you say anything it wasn’t me — unless it was something awesome then I definitely planned the whole thing.
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MC: You know, I didn't expect to like you.
Merula: I didn’t expect you to like me, either.
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Snape: See this? This is my “I don’t care” face.
MC: That’s your normal face.
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MC, Describing Rowan, Ben, Penny, Bill, Tulip and Tonks: What do you get when you take a few bad decisions, a pinch of encyclopedic knowledge, a cup of cowardice meeting bravery, a dab of sugary blonde, a splash of thrill seeking ginger and a wheelbarrow full of wanting to break the rules for fun.
MC: Answer... a family.
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Rakepick: Why‘re you here, kid?
MC: 'Cause I got an idiot for a brother.
Rackpick: That’ll do it.
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MC: Where did you come from?
Rita Skeeter: I've been following you.
MC: For how long?
Rita Skeeter: All day.
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