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Rossi: Well, I can't help it! I'm Italian! Flirting is part of my heritage!
Reid: What does that mean?
Emily, passing by with a cup of coffee: It means his father was a slut too.
#david rossi#spencer reid#emily prentiss#reid x rossi#prentiss x reid#prentiss x rossi#brotp tag: heart & soul#brotp tag: catholic guilt#criminal minds#incorrect quotes#criminal minds incorrect quotes#cm#bau#source: the golden girls
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*Alfred is invited to go out partying*
Alfred: Uh, no! I can’t see myself swinging my hips and wildly gyrating my pelvis. I am not interested.
BatCat!Bro: And the world takes a collective sigh of relief.
#source: the golden girls#alfred pennyworth x male reader#batcat!bro reader#batfam x batcat!bro#batcatbro male reader#batcatbro reader#dc comics x male reader#dc x male reader#batfam x male reader#batfamily x male reader#batfam x male!reader#batboys x male reader#x male reader#male reader#x male!reader#bruce wayne x son reader#bruce wayne x son!reader#selina kyle x son reader#selina kyle x son!reader
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Rhaegar: Where are we going?
Jon: To either get ice-cream or commit a felony. We'll decide on the way.
#hey jon let’s not limit ourselves. we can do two things.#resonant by syndrossi#house of the dragon#source: the golden girls#jon snow#jon targaryen#rhaegar targaryen
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[Horizon Forbidden West/The Golden girls]
#horizon forbidden west#tilda van der meer#aloy#incorrect quotes#source: the golden girls#jane's horizon edits
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Klaus: Can I ask a stupid question?
Five: Better than anyone I know
#source: the golden girls#tua#the umbrella academy#five hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#umbrella academy#nerdygirlramblings
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rossi: can i ask a dumb question?
alex: better than anyone i know
#alex blake#david rossi#i love their dynamic#alex x rossi#theyre secrets bffs#incorrect quotes#incorrect criminal minds quotes#cm incorrect quotes#criminal minds#criminal minds incorrect#source: the golden girls
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Eli: Dad, dad! Guess what just came in! Stiles: Our new targets? Eli: Your brother! Stiles: I don’t have a brother, Eli. Call grandpa. Stewart: Your twin brother, Stiles. Stiles: I’ll call your grandfather.
#teen wolf#eli hale#eli stilinski hale#vince mattis#mieczysław stiles stilinski#stiles stilinski#dylan obrien#dylan o'brien#stewart stilinski#source: the golden girls
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Lilia's parenting 102
Lilia: Son, back when you were in elementary school, and those fae kids gave you a hard time, what did I say?
Silver: You told me I was extra special and that they were just jealous.
Lilia: And if they were still giving you a hard time, what did I tell you to say?
Silver: "My father can have you and your bloodline eliminated with one phone call."
Lilia: (^ー^)
#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#twst#disney twst#lilia vanrouge#twst silver#diasomnia#twst memes#twisted wonderland memes#source: the golden girls#in celebration for general lilia's appearance in chapter 7
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Aziraphale: You… you… you rude person!
Crowley: Go easy on him, Angel.
#source: the golden girls#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#crowly x aziraphale#incorrect quotes
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#hazbin hotel#angel dust#hazbin hotel angel dust#hazbin hotel memes#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes#helluvabunch memes#trying to get back into meme making! used to way back when for another fandom and im rusty but here goes!#image id in alt text#source: the golden girls
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Emily: Hey, Luke. We brought dinner.
Luke: What'd you get?
Tara: [gestures with the pizza box] A box of chicken. I hope you like it extra flat and crispy.
#there is a criminal (haha‚ see what i did there?) lack of luke and tara content#and i have taken it upon myself to remedy that#because i love them very much#emily prentiss#luke alvez#tara lewis#emily x tara#emily x luke#tara x luke#brotp tag: your mom#criminal minds#incorrect quotes#criminal minds incorrect quotes#cm#bau#source: the golden girls
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Impulse: Cleo, guess who's here! Cleo: My friends? Impulse: Your husband! Cleo: I don't have a husband, call the police Etho, at the door: Your ex-husband— Cleo: I'll call the police.
#source: the golden girls#incorrect hermitcraft quotes#hermitcraft incorrect quotes#secret life incorrect quotes#impulse#impulsesv#zombiecleo#etho#ethoslab#hermitcraft#hermitblr#life series#life series smp#secret life#secret life smp
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Robin: I think this is it. Tonight is finally night I go up to stars. But before I go, me want to tell you all how I really see you.
Robin: Kitty, you smarter than people believe. You got good heart and lot of common sense.
Kitty: *hugs him* Oh, Robin!
Robin: Julian, you're a slut.
Julian: *hugs him* Oh, Robin!
#incorrect bbc ghosts quotes#source: the golden girls#bbc ghosts#robin the caveman#kitty higham#julian fawcett
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[Horizon Forbidden West/The Golden girls]
#horizon forbidden west#tilda van der meer#aloy#beta horizon#jane's horizon edits#incorrect quotes#source: the golden girls#tilda x aloy kinda
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Snow: You might not know this, Regina, but I am a flawed person.
Regina: I do know that.
#regina mills#snow white#snow/regina#once upon a time#ouat#incorrect quotes#incorrect ouat quotes#source: the golden girls
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Bruce: Steve, why are you in such a bad mood?
Steve: Excuse me Bruce, but I haven't had sex in 70 years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
#source: the golden girls#edited to fit the senario#mentions of sex#marvel#marvel mcu#incorrect quotes#steve rogers#captain america#steven grant rogers#bruce banner#the avengers
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