#source: The Golden Girls
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dcvidsrossi · 4 months ago
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Rossi: Well, I can't help it! I'm Italian! Flirting is part of my heritage!
Reid: What does that mean?
Emily, passing by with a cup of coffee: It means his father was a slut too.
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thealtoduck · 5 months ago
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*Alfred is invited to go out partying*
Alfred: Uh, no! I can’t see myself swinging my hips and wildly gyrating my pelvis. I am not interested.
BatCat!Bro: And the world takes a collective sigh of relief.
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Rhaegar: Where are we going?
Jon: To either get ice-cream or commit a felony. We'll decide on the way.
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defaultjane-official · 23 days ago
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[Horizon Forbidden West/The Golden girls]
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ramblings-of-lola · 7 months ago
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Klaus: Can I ask a stupid question?
Five: Better than anyone I know
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alexblakehusband · 8 months ago
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rossi: can i ask a dumb question?
alex: better than anyone i know
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Eli: Dad, dad! Guess what just came in! Stiles: Our new targets? Eli: Your brother! Stiles: I don’t have a brother, Eli. Call grandpa. Stewart: Your twin brother, Stiles. Stiles: I’ll call your grandfather.
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anekogia · 1 year ago
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Lilia's parenting 102
Lilia: Son, back when you were in elementary school, and those fae kids gave you a hard time, what did I say?
Silver: You told me I was extra special and that they were just jealous.
Lilia: And if they were still giving you a hard time, what did I tell you to say?
Silver: "My father can have you and your bloodline eliminated with one phone call."
Lilia: (^ー^)
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Aziraphale: You… you… you rude person!
Crowley: Go easy on him, Angel.
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helluvabunch · 5 months ago
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dcvidsrossi · 5 months ago
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Emily: Hey, Luke. We brought dinner.
Luke: What'd you get?
Tara: [gestures with the pizza box] A box of chicken. I hope you like it extra flat and crispy.
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dragonflavoredcake · 1 year ago
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Impulse: Cleo, guess who's here! Cleo: My friends? Impulse: Your husband! Cleo: I don't have a husband, call the police Etho, at the door: Your ex-husband— Cleo: I'll call the police.
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shebeafancyflapjack · 2 months ago
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Robin: I think this is it. Tonight is finally night I go up to stars. But before I go, me want to tell you all how I really see you.
Robin: Kitty, you smarter than people believe. You got good heart and lot of common sense.
Kitty: *hugs him* Oh, Robin!
Robin: Julian, you're a slut.
Julian: *hugs him* Oh, Robin!
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defaultjane-official · 23 days ago
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[Horizon Forbidden West/The Golden girls]
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ouatsqincorrect · 11 months ago
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Snow: You might not know this, Regina, but I am a flawed person.
Regina: I do know that.
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Bruce: Steve, why are you in such a bad mood?
Steve: Excuse me Bruce, but I haven't had sex in 70 years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
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