#source: The Golden Girls

[dcvidsrossi]

Rossi: Well, I can't help it! I'm Italian! Flirting is part of my heritage!

Reid: What does that mean?

Emily, passing by with a cup of coffee: It means his father was a slut too.

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

[thealtoduck]

*Alfred is invited to go out partying*

Alfred: Uh, no! I can’t see myself swinging my hips and wildly gyrating my pelvis. I am not interested.

BatCat!Bro: And the world takes a collective sigh of relief.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Rhaegar: Where are we going?

Jon: To either get ice-cream or commit a felony. We'll decide on the way.

[danganronpafakes]

Angie: I treat my body like a temple. Miu: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.

Source: The Golden Girls ("Flu Attack")

[defaultjane-official]

[Horizon Forbidden West/The Golden girls]

[ramblings-of-lola]

Klaus: Can I ask a stupid question?

Five: Better than anyone I know

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

Minako: You know what they say... Minako: You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die.

[alexblakehusband]

rossi: can i ask a dumb question?

alex: better than anyone i know

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Eli: Dad, dad! Guess what just came in! Stiles: Our new targets? Eli: Your brother! Stiles: I don’t have a brother, Eli. Call grandpa. Stewart: Your twin brother, Stiles. Stiles: I’ll call your grandfather.

[dcvidsrossi]

Emily: Hey, Luke. We brought dinner.

Luke: What'd you get?

Tara: [gestures with the pizza box] A box of chicken. I hope you like it extra flat and crispy.

[anekogia]

Lilia's parenting 102

Lilia: Son, back when you were in elementary school, and those fae kids gave you a hard time, what did I say?

Silver: You told me I was extra special and that they were just jealous.

Lilia: And if they were still giving you a hard time, what did I tell you to say?

Silver: "My father can have you and your bloodline eliminated with one phone call."

Lilia: (^ー^)

[i-watched-good-omens-and-broke]

Aziraphale: You… you… you rude person!

Crowley: Go easy on him, Angel.

[dragonflavoredcake]

Impulse: Cleo, guess who's here! Cleo: My friends? Impulse: Your husband! Cleo: I don't have a husband, call the police Etho, at the door: Your ex-husband— Cleo: I'll call the police.

[dawnthefox24]

*Peri is with his parents, while he's reading a book as Wanda is doing cross words, till Cosmo walks in* Cosmo: Poofie, guess who's here. Peri: *in a sarcastic voice* My date? Cosmo: Your husband! Wanda: *smiles happily* I didn't you know you had a husband, Peri!? Peri:*closes his book as he looks at his parents* I don't have a husband, call the police... *Soon Irep walks in as he grins* Irep: Your ex "husband". Peri:*gets up from the couch*...I'll call the police...

[defaultjane-official]

[Horizon Forbidden West/The Golden girls]