#source: Buffy The Vampire Slayer

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Bruce Wayne: Let's not jump to any conclusions.

Stephanie Brown (as Robin): I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: Let's go assemble the cannon fodder. Derek: That's not what we're calling the pack! Stiles: Not to their faces. What am I, insensitive?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony, to Carol: Who made you boss of this team?

Carol: You did. You said that I should be the boss.

Natasha: And then you said “Let’s vote” and it was unanimous.

Clint: You even made her a little plaque that says “Boss of Us”.

Tony: Valid points...

[drawn-and-talk-of-peace]

Heimerdinger: It appears to be arcane in origin. Ekko: How can you tell? Heimerdinger: Well, it's so shiny...

[mamaspidershit]

Peter: The nonviolent approach is probably better here. Natasha: I wasn’t going to use violence. I don’t always use violence… Do I? Peter: Natasha: Peter: The important thing is you believe that.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Splinter: This is madness! What can you have been thinking?! You are a kunoichi! Lives depend upon you! I make allowances for your youth, but I expect a certain amount of responsibility. And instead you enslave yourself to this... this... cult?

April, in a cheerleader uniform: You don't like the color?

[doctorwhoincorrectquotes]

Clara: Let's not jump to any conclusions.

12: I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.

[incorrectgliyeraba]

Glinda, to Elphaba: Who made you the boss of us? Fiyero: You did. You said Elphaba should be boss. And then you said "Let's vote," and it was unanimous. And then you made her this little plaque that said "Boss Of Us" and you put little sparkles on it. Glinda: All valid points.

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Eddie is still trying to control his telepathy after he comes back as a vampire. He's resting in his room when Wayne comes in to say goodnight, and Eddie ends up reading his thoughts.

Eddie: You and Claudia used to know each other?

Wayne: *sighing* Way back before she married Dustin's daddy.

Eddie: You had sex with Claudia?!

Wayne: Oh, boy.

Eddie: You had sex with Claudia?!

Wayne: We were young.

Eddie: On the hood of a police car?!

Wayne: I'll be downstairs. Sleep tight. Don't let the demobats bite.

Eddie: Uncle Wayne!

[bruhseidon]

Y/N: Is this a date?

Damian: A— [baffled] Please. A date? You are completely off your bird! I mean— [whispering] Do you want it to be?

[emmikay]

Mustang: Who made you boss of the office?

Hawkeye: You did.

Fuery: And then you said “let’s vote”.

Havoc: Then we did, and it was unanimous.

Breda: And then you made her a little plaque that said “Boss of Us”.

Falman: And you got us to decorate it with little sparkles.

Mustang: Valid points, all.

[incorrectcanucks]

[Conor Garland has broken his arm and it’s in a sling]

Conor Garland: We're forwards, Huggy. We can do anything.

Quinn Hughes: Oh yeah? Clap.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wanda: Are you okay?

Y/N: I’m going to start charging people money to ask me that.

[incorrect-losers]

Richie *to Bill*: Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group?

Stan: You did

Eddie: You said "Bill should be boss"

Mike: And then you said "let's vote" and it was unanimous

Bev: And then you made him this little plaque that said "Boss of Us" and you put little sparkles on it

Richie: Valid points, all

[strayheartless]

Post AC Strifesodos be like

Cloud: what are you doing here Genesis?

Genesis: I-

Cloud: five words or less.

Genesis: Out. For. A. Walk… bitch.

[drawn-and-talk-of-peace]

Mel: Salo, your mouth is open and sound is coming from it… This is never good.