#source: Buffy The Vampire Slayer

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wanda: Are you okay?

Y/N: I’m going to start charging people money to ask me that.

[genderfluidluna]

James: Are you sure you haven't done anything to lead Barty on?

Sirius: Well, I do beat him up a lot. For Barty, that's like third base.

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Bruce Wayne: Let's not jump to any conclusions.

Stephanie Brown (as Robin): I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: Let's go assemble the cannon fodder. Derek: That's not what we're calling the pack! Stiles: Not to their faces. What am I, insensitive?

[amelia-queen-black]

*while trying to pick a lock*

Lena: Do you know how to do that or not?

Supergirl: Give me a sec. I usually just burst through doors.

[incorrectgliyeraba]

Glinda, to Elphaba: Who made you the boss of us? Fiyero: You did. You said Elphaba should be boss. And then you said "Let's vote," and it was unanimous. And then you made her this little plaque that said "Boss Of Us" and you put little sparkles on it. Glinda: All valid points.

[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [277/?]

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shinichi: We need to distract the police.

Kaito: Right.

Shiho: What are you going to do?

Kaito: I'm going to gas them all. That oughta distract 'em.

[drawn-and-talk-of-peace]

Heimerdinger: It appears to be arcane in origin. Ekko: How can you tell? Heimerdinger: Well, it's so shiny...

[mamaspidershit]

Peter: The nonviolent approach is probably better here. Natasha: I wasn’t going to use violence. I don’t always use violence… Do I? Peter: Natasha: Peter: The important thing is you believe that.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony, to Carol: Who made you boss of this team?

Carol: You did. You said that I should be the boss.

Natasha: And then you said “Let’s vote” and it was unanimous.

Clint: You even made her a little plaque that says “Boss of Us”.

Tony: Valid points...

[doctorwhoincorrectquotes]

Clara: Let's not jump to any conclusions.

12: I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Peter: “They're confiscating my books.” Derek: “Peter, we need those books.” Peter: “Believe me, I've tried to tell that to the nice man with the big gun.”

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Eddie is still trying to control his telepathy after he comes back as a vampire. He's resting in his room when Wayne comes in to say goodnight, and Eddie ends up reading his thoughts.

Eddie: You and Claudia used to know each other?

Wayne: *sighing* Way back before she married Dustin's daddy.

Eddie: You had sex with Claudia?!

Wayne: Oh, boy.

Eddie: You had sex with Claudia?!

Wayne: We were young.

Eddie: On the hood of a police car?!

Wayne: I'll be downstairs. Sleep tight. Don't let the demobats bite.

Eddie: Uncle Wayne!

[bruhseidon]

Y/N: Is this a date?

Damian: A— [baffled] Please. A date? You are completely off your bird! I mean— [whispering] Do you want it to be?

[incorrectcanucks]

[Conor Garland has broken his arm and it’s in a sling]

Conor Garland: We're forwards, Huggy. We can do anything.

Quinn Hughes: Oh yeah? Clap.