#source: Blackish

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Euphemia: That’s it! You’re grounded. James, no broom flying. Peter, no chess for you. And…

Euphemia: [to Marlene] Oh my God, is there anything that you love?

Marlene: Revenge.

Euphemia: No vengeance for you.

Marlene: I was gonna say “I’ll get you for this,” but I guess that’s off the table.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Steve: You’re… shallow.

Tony: Shallow???

Tony: …That is such a relief! I thought it was something serious, like I was ugly.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: You’re… shallow.

Benedict: Shallow???

Benedict: …That is such a relief! I thought it was something serious, like I was ugly.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: I hate to say “I told you so”-

Raph: No, you don't. You would marry “I told you so” and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Daemon: Figure it out, boy! You are staring at six months of no dragon riding. The king has already agreed. Where… did… they… go?!

Aegon: Okay, okay, the Kingswood!

Daemon: Good, now, how long have they been sneaking out?

Aegon: I don’t know, last time they told me about it was two years ago—

Daemon: Two years?! They’ve been leaving UNGUARDED for two years?!

Aegon: Oh, gods, I’ve said too much. Jon’s going to kill me and make it look like an accident. You’ve got to tell him I didn’t break easy. P-please—

Daemon: Shut up! Eight months no dragon riding now. We don’t like snitches.

Aegon: What? Damn it, Aegon.

[emmikay]

Paris: I’m not vain just because I want to spend every waking moment looking my best.

Hector: Again, exact definition.

[nerdasaurus1200]

Lucifer: Okay, that’s it, I’ve had it up to here! You’re ALL grounded! Charlie, go to your room! Vaggie, no spear! Angel, no drugs! Husk, no booze! Cherri, no bombs! Niffty, no cleaning! Mimzy so help me, you borrow money one more time and no more desert! And YOU, Alastor! I….god, is there anything you love?

Alastor: Revenge.

Lucifer: No vengeance for you, young man!!!

Alastor: I’d say I’ll get you for this, but I guess that’s off the table.

[incorrecthungergamesquotes]

Effie: I hate to say "I told you so"- Haymitch: No, you don't. You would marry "I told you so" and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Sally: Please, I’m not vain just because I want to spend every waking moment looking my best.

Frank: Again, that is the exact definition.

[the-black-bulls]

[Yami and Nacht activated Kids' Playground]

Yami: It's not a mess, Ichika, it's a dance, it's a beautiful dance. Honestly when things are good with me and Nacht I never feel more alive.

Ichika: Unti you try to kill each other.

Yami: Well then I feel lucky to be alive, I told you, it's a dance.

[incorrectcultofthelambquotes]

Kallamar: I'm not vain just because I want to spend every waking moment looking my best.

Narinder: Again, exact definition

[theamityelf]

Taka: That’s it, you’re all grounded! Kyoko, no mysteries for you! Byakuya, no day trading for you! Makoto… Oh my goodness. Is there anything that you love?

Makoto: Hanging out with my friends?

Taka: No friendship for you!

Makoto: I was going to say “Let's hang out after this,” but I guess that’s off the table.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: I hate to say “I told you so”—

Clint: No, you don’t. You would marry “I told you so” and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Isaac, when Roy finally agrees to play monopoly with the team: So, let me break down the rules for you, alright?

Isaac: No side-coaching.

Isaac: No gifting of money.

Moe: But loans are allowed.

Jan: Just know you're never going to get your money back.

Isaac: You can not collect rent while you're in jail.

Isaac: Moe, Zoreaux, and I don't pay taxes.

Zoreaux: Reparations.

Colin: Don't forget about the Jamie Tartt man baby tax.

Richard: If Jamie loses his temper and flips the board-

Colin: He owes everyone an actual 100 pounds.

Dani, pointing to a scar on his leg: I got this scar from a flying top hat in july.

[incorrectcampcampbellquotes]

Neil: You're... shallow. Sasha: Shallow? That's SUCH a relief. I thought it was something serious like I was ugly.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

resonant vids bc i’ve become addicted to making them, thanks a lot @syndrossi