#source: Adventure Time

[unicornblossom13]

Optimus: What the Pit, Prowl? Why do you have all these weapons laying around?

Prowl: I have these high-tech weapons painstakingly stockpiled in case a certain frenemy of yours- [gestures to Megatron] decides to turn on us some day.

Optimus: Prowl!

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Ethan: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Ethan: *turns around and helps a young Hannah through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Hannah

Hannah: Okay

[commandernachos]

Pomni x Ragatha Incorrect Quotes

Pomni: when I first met Ragatha, I knew she was the one.

Ragatha: when I first met Pomni, I saw her trip over three small children, face plant into a wall and then somehow get her head stuck in a trash can.

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Pomni: maybe we should hold hands.

Pomni: for safety.

Ragatha: yeah, sure.

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Ragatha: how are you?

Pomni: *checks mood ring* normal and nervous.

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Pomni, trying to flirt: s-so... you come here often?

Ragatha: we're stuck here.

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Pomni: *laying face down in the mud*

Ragatha: what are you doing?

Pomni: *muffled* having me time.

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Pomni: so, I heard you like bad girls.

Ragatha: oh, no, not really.

Pomni, visibly relieved: oh thank god.

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Pomni, thinking: just don't let her know how awkward you are!

Ragatha: nice weather today!

Pomni: thanks!

[the-black-bulls]

Vanessa: Noelle!

Noelle: ...Vanessa, how'd you find me?

Vanessa: Oh, I can sense when you're about to cry, it's like a mother/daughter thing.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: To prove you are the real Yelena, tell me something only the real Yelena would know! What did I write in your birthday card two years ago?! WORD. FOR. WORD.

Yelena: Kate, there’s no way I would remember that.

Kate, hurt: I remember!

[incorrect-losers]

Richie: Man, this party is nuts! How did I even get up here?

Bev: You blacked out after laughing too hard at your own joke

[charmingradiobelle]

Charlie: to prove you’re the real Angel, then tell me something only the real Angel would know! What did I write in your birthday card two years ago?! WORD. FOR. WORD.

Angel: Charlie there’s no way I would remember that.

Charlie, hurt: I remember!

[emmikay]

Odysseus: (screams)

Eurylochus: Are you alright? What was that?

Odysseus: I just thought about my hardships and everything in the way of us getting home and it’s like my mind hand touched a hot memory stove.

[capndragn94]

Catra: Phew! Check out this ruby I got for Entrapta's machine.

Adora: That's an emerald, Catra.

Catra: You too now?! Emeralds are green.

Adora: This thing is green.

Catra: Why is everybody messing with me? It's like a dark gray-ish red. Mostly gray. Sometimes red things are gray!

Adora: You're a little colorblind... and there's nothing to be ashamed of!

Catra: Oh... whoops.

[mystilotls]

Bdubs: you're banished for two weeks!

Doc: You're banished for two weeks!

Bdubs: Three. Weeks.

Skizz: Oh snaps!

Doc: *whining* Why, I didn't do anything!

Bdubs: *smugly* Four weeks?

Doc: *groans* fine, but I'm only doing it for a week.

Bdubs: *that* just banished you for two weeks.

Skizz: Oh dang!

[unicornblossom13]

Bumblebee & Bulkhead: Boss Bot! Boss Bot! Boss Bot! Boss Bot! Boss Bot! Boss Bot! Boss Bot!

Optimus: Oh, hey, you two.

Bumblebee: Boss Bot, sklizz is really blizzed up with Sentinel Prime! He really blizzed up all the sklizz.

Bulkhead: He blizzed it all up, sir.

Optimus: Yeah, well maybe he should unblizz it then. [mutters to himself] Why do I always gotta unblizz everything?

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Richie: Phew! Check out this ruby I got for my cosplay

Ruth: That's an emerald, dude

Richie: You too now?! Emeralds are green

Ruth: This thing is green

Richie: Why is everybody messing with me? It's like a dark gray-ish red. Mostly gray.

Ruth:

Richie: Sometimes red things are gray!

Ruth: You're a little colorblind and there's nothing to be ashamed of!

Richie: Oh... whoops

[incorrectanti-coswanquotes]

Anti-Cosmo and Anti-wanda get caught in a net.

Denzel Crocker:I finally caught…Fairly OddParents!

Anti-Cosmo: Growls through his sharp fangs. We are not Fairly OddParents.

Anti-Cosmo: Puts on his monocle, returning to his elegant and evil voice. We are Anti-Fairies.

Denzel:...Anti-fairies?

Anti-Cosmo: Creatures possessed by the desire for bad luck.

Anti-Cosmo: And…bloodlust!

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Casey: Hey, I'm gonna need a place to sleep tonight, do you have an air mattress?

Raph: Yes.

Casey: Great! You can sleep on the air mattress, and I’ll sleep on your bed.

[rpdepartment]

i shouldn't have to 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚢 what i do i shouldn't have to 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚎 anything to you

ⁱ'ᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁱ ᵉˣⁱˢᵗ

[starwarstrashy88]

Haha prepare for angst

(Tech’s last thoughts as he fell from the tram)

Tech: Heh I think I’m dying but that’s okay. Tech always bounces back

The voice of Hunter: Mm mm not this time

Tech: But I’m supposed to help my crew, that’s my job

The voice of Echo: Now your job is to be dead

Tech: Oh no

The voice of Wrecker: Tech you can get through this!

Tech: Really?

The voice of Omega: Just kidding

The voice of Crosshair: You’re not a hero

All of their voices together: You are nothing but a scared little soldier, Tech

Tech: Oh…