#Source: adventure time

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Ethan: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Ethan: *turns around and helps a young Hannah through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Hannah

Hannah: Okay

[commandernachos]

Pomni x Ragatha Incorrect Quotes

Pomni: when I first met Ragatha, I knew she was the one.

Ragatha: when I first met Pomni, I saw her trip over three small children, face plant into a wall and then somehow get her head stuck in a trash can.

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Pomni: maybe we should hold hands.

Pomni: for safety.

Ragatha: yeah, sure.

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Ragatha: how are you?

Pomni: *checks mood ring* normal and nervous.

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Pomni, trying to flirt: s-so... you come here often?

Ragatha: we're stuck here.

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Pomni: *laying face down in the mud*

Ragatha: what are you doing?

Pomni: *muffled* having me time.

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Pomni: so, I heard you like bad girls.

Ragatha: oh, no, not really.

Pomni, visibly relieved: oh thank god.

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Pomni, thinking: just don't let her know how awkward you are!

Ragatha: nice weather today!

Pomni: thanks!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: To prove you are the real Yelena, tell me something only the real Yelena would know! What did I write in your birthday card two years ago?! WORD. FOR. WORD.

Yelena: Kate, there’s no way I would remember that.

Kate, hurt: I remember!

[zootopiathingz]

Charlie: to prove you’re the real Angel, then tell me something only the real Angel would know! What did I write in your birthday card two years ago?! WORD. FOR. WORD.

Angel: Charlie there’s no way I would remember that.

Charlie, hurt: I remember!

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

Rando chatter: why are you talking into your hoodie?

Star pulling it down a bit: oh Faust's in here. Faust wanna greet chat?

Faust peeking out and flipping them off: sup.

[capndragn94]

Catra: Phew! Check out this ruby I got for Entrapta's machine.

Adora: That's an emerald, Catra.

Catra: You too now?! Emeralds are green.

Adora: This thing is green.

Catra: Why is everybody messing with me? It's like a dark gray-ish red. Mostly gray. Sometimes red things are gray!

Adora: You're a little colorblind... and there's nothing to be ashamed of!

Catra: Oh... whoops.

[incorrectanti-coswanquotes]

Anti-Cosmo and Anti-wanda get caught in a net.

Denzel Crocker:I finally caught…Fairly OddParents!

Anti-Cosmo: Growls through his sharp fangs. We are not Fairly OddParents.

Anti-Cosmo: Puts on his monocle, returning to his elegant and evil voice. We are Anti-Fairies.

Denzel:...Anti-fairies?

Anti-Cosmo: Creatures possessed by the desire for bad luck.

Anti-Cosmo: And…bloodlust!

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Casey: Hey, I'm gonna need a place to sleep tonight, do you have an air mattress?

Raph: Yes.

Casey: Great! You can sleep on the air mattress, and I’ll sleep on your bed.

[incorrect-losers]

Richie: Man, this party is nuts! How did I even get up here?

Bev: You blacked out after laughing too hard at your own joke

[incorrect-star-allies]

Meta Knight: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Meta Knight: *turns around and helps Kirby through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Kirby.

Kirby: Okay.

[rpdepartment]

i shouldn't have to 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚢 what i do i shouldn't have to 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚎 anything to you

ⁱ'ᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁱ ᵉˣⁱˢᵗ

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Richie: Phew! Check out this ruby I got for my cosplay

Ruth: That's an emerald, dude

Richie: You too now?! Emeralds are green

Ruth: This thing is green

Richie: Why is everybody messing with me? It's like a dark gray-ish red. Mostly gray.

Ruth:

Richie: Sometimes red things are gray!

Ruth: You're a little colorblind and there's nothing to be ashamed of!

Richie: Oh... whoops

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Barnaby: *pats Wally on the head* Listen, kid, 20s are for regretting, 30s are for being dignified and 40s... older than I ever wanna be.

[fatherfigurefusion]

(What talks between the two bisexuals are like...)

David: Whit, do you think you should date someone just like you or someone who's like...your opposite?

Whit: (shrugging) I dunno. I'm the "first come, first serve" kinda guy!

Whit: (dramatically) Get in line, ladies and gentlemen! This Charles thing can't last forever! Hahaha!

Whit: (seriously) I didn't mean that. Don't spread that around.

[alien-slushie]

Cale, after just looting an entire tower: Looting people is wrong kids.

Hong, On, and Raon: Okay.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Yelena: Hey, I’m gonna need a place to sleep tonight, do you have an air mattress?

Natasha: Yes.

Yelena: Great! You can sleep on the air mattress, and I’ll sleep on your bed.