#sorry not sorry for the strider favoritism

[tentativeteeth]

hey yall!

i havent drawn anything in one million years but i really wanna get back into it. maybe i could try one drawing a day? either way...

requests are open, shoot me an ask!

homestuck related suggestions only, im a big strider head so ill probably favor those sorry not sorry. same with anything meteor crew related. i dont really have any limits on what i wont draw, but instead i will ignore ones i feel arent appropriate for my blog.

thanks guys!

[doodleysquatt]

davekat comic and first post wow

[imagefire]

HOMESTUCK STAMPS AGAIN

[cider-pyrope]

blablabla gamzee

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

TEREZI: H3Y D4V3, JO3 JUST D13D OF L1GM4 >:?

DAVE: whos ligma and what is joe

TEREZI: L1GM4M4

TEREZI: JO3 B4LLS

[anoant]

On this episode of Ant makes a beta kid crossover line-up:

[bloodof-leaves]

I will forever and always be a "Dave has acne problems" truther. This is one immutable fact about me

[ID in alt]

[holisticblight]

snap my neck then just watch me glow / entropy, i let the water flow

[shirefantasies]

Hi there! I saw your LotR imagine about an animal companion and thought it was adorable!! Could you do one but with a cat instead? It could either be a normal sized cat or a big one, your choice! I just love cats! Hope you have a good day today!

Heck yeah! I’m more of a cat person too so this resonates with me far more than the other 😆 dude, I'm so sorry this took so long but I hope you like it Liv 🖤

The Fellowship With Your Feline Companion

Aragorn

✧ It does not escape you the way he raises his eyebrows upon first seeing the cat perched upon your shoulder.

✧ But you misunderstand him- Aragorn is well used to forming deep bonds with animals, his just happen to be with horses and all he’s thinking is what a surprise it is you got the cat to stay.

✧ Never will you forget his expression of polite, stoic surprise the first time your cat clambers onto him and settles there and the subsequent smile you share.

✧ You often catch him whispering in Elvish to your cat. Even if you cannot understand the words, they seem to have a calming effect.

✧ “All lives are valuable. Even the smallest ones.”

Legolas

✧ “And who is this?” Legolas asks upon meeting you, dark eyes glinting with mirth as they fix upon your cat, who currently perches upon your shoulder.

✧ Reticent as your companion tends to remain, the kind hands of the elven prince bring forth purrs and soft eyes of peace easily.

✧ Legolas takes to borrowing your companion for trips up the trees. Sometimes they return with a casualty, your cat having claimed a bird as prey on the climbing and scouting trip.

✧ Quite impressed is the woodland prince with the way you developed an archery method with a cat upon your shoulder. Perhaps he may even have to try it!

✧ Always refers to the cat as ‘your guardian’ as if you are not the one providing feed and care! You frequently tease each other about who owns who in the relationship.

Boromir

✧ "And the cat is going with you?" You did not appreciate his teasing skepticism. "Yes," you answered, tone hard, "Take it or leave it. You want me on this journey, you get him."

✧ He tries. Boromir tries to break through your layers of frost, but no success. At least not until the night your feline companion clambers off of the log by your side and onto his lap, accepting the shred of meat he is offered. The man sighs as your beloved cat tears in. "He is so small. So innocent in all of this. I simply do not want to see him hurt. You understand that, right?"

✧ After that, you notice Boromir’s efforts. The nest he built your companion to sleep in and the way he stands right at its side every night watch.

✧ Boromir is absolutely the type to pout when he calls or beckons to him and your cat completely ignores him, prompting you to burst out laughing every time.

✧ Sometimes he is a bit rough when he makes to pet or scratch your cat, prompting you to take and guide his hand in gently stroking him.

Gimli

✧ "Does he bite?" The dwarf asked, cautiously extending a hand. "Not unless I tell her to," you subtly corrected.

✧ It becomes a bit of a joke between you and Gimli- any time he gives you some sort of hassle, you jokingly threaten to sic your beast upon him even if she’s just sitting there purring in your lap.

✧ Picks pieces of meat from fireside suppers, selecting them as carefully as a royal beefeater for his queen and smiling with great pleasure when they are enjoyed.

✧ Insists that beside you, he is your cat’s favorite. Bickers with Legolas for this position more often than you’d have expected.

✧ Gimli has a field day when he, upon taking off his helmet, discovers your cat wedged inside curled up tightly. “Well, I suppose I go now into battle with no helmet. If I’m struck atop the head, remember me, cat!” He says this all as if he is not grinning ear to ear.

Frodo

✧ “You remind me of Strider,” he tells you early in your journey together, “One with nature as you are. Though I must say you carry a much fairer presence.”

✧ Your cat has never shown such maternal instinct as when Frodo joins her life. The weight of the ring suffocates him, but the touch of fur is just as grounding, her weight upon his lap a welcome one that brings reality back before his eyes.

✧ She even saves his life at one point, leaping onto him right before the ring could slide onto his finger.

✧ You find yourself gravitating toward Frodo’s side more and more, smiling at the way his fingers instinctually tangle in the soft fur upon your shoulder.

✧ Frodo is the only one your cat allows to pick up and hold her except for you.

Sam

✧ “Are you a wizard like Gandalf?” Pure amusement and endearment overtook your neutral expression, shattering it in favor of a smile at the hobbit, who himself looked a combination of awed and frightened. “It’s because of the black cat, isn’t it?”

✧ Insistent as you are that your cat is not some fabled familiar or enchantment, Samwise still addresses your second half with nothing short of reverence. Perhaps even a title.

✧ Absolutely delighted to make tiny plates of whatever you guys eat or just for giblets to give the newest quest member.

✧ Knowing as much as he does about plants, Sam is able to identify, harvest, and dry some catnip to put in a little tear of fabric. Suffice it to say he really has a friend after that!

✧ “You know,” Sam remarks one night by the fire as you lay side by side, his hand gently stroking your feline companion’s fur, “It’s nice. Having a comfort like this. Almost like you’ve brought a piece of home. Then again, you are home to each other, aren’t you?” “We are indeed,” you agree with a soft smile.

Merry

✧ Having a hobbit pull a little sword on you was certainly not on your day's itinerary. "Well, you are just full of surprises, aren't you?" You quipped. "I could say the same to you," the golden-haired hobbit replied, nodding his curly head toward the cat winding between your booted feet.

✧ Once you are recognized as friend rather than foe, Merry wants to know hear the story behind your becoming a duo, sitting next to you at the fire and listening intently, eyes remaining fixed upon yours.

✧ “So you were nothing more than a baby?” Merry leans on his folded arms, addressing your cat as if expecting an answer. “Just a stray? And look at you now! Big and strong. You had someone to take good care of you.”

✧ “Forgive me for asking this,” the hobbit inquires one day with a tug upon your cloak, “But how do you fight? With, you know…” “I’m an archer,” you chuckle, “We stay as far away as we can help and keep to our very specific shoulders. It can be a little clumsy sometimes, but I do alright. Haven’t died yet.”

✧ Rustling at your side is not an uncommon thing for you to wake to- rustling accompanied, of course, by the sight of Merry scooting his bedroll closer across the dirt until his hand can reach your beloved pet.

Pippin

✧ "Whoa!" The sudden emergence of your cat's head from beneath the folds of your cloak startles the hobbit, who stumbles back a bit. "You know you've got a-" "Cat on my shoulder? As a matter of fact, I do," you answer with a grin.

✧ Happily takes over keeping your companion entertained, trying different methods of play like dragging sticks and dangling leaves to jump for.

✧ One day you catch Pippin fixing you with an odd sort of stare, tilting your head as you stroke your cat’s. Is he…jealous? Needlessly to say, later that night you find yourself running your fingers through curly hobbit hair instead.

✧ “Can I sleep with you? I- I mean the cat, by the-” “Of course you can, Pippin,” you just giggle.

✧ Tries his best to quit smoking around his little friend, ducking away and even sometimes flying up from his seat when he realizes his pipe’s curling product may be drifting the cat’s way.

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[nekropsii]

as a defense against people who make every homestuck character either transmasc or """"genderfucky"""" (transmasc but you don't want to admit it), i propose we make every character either transfem or fem leaning genderqueer. it makes sense if you think about it

Word up. Here, let’s have fun.

*We are not talking about PostCanon. This is not based on PostCanon.

Sorry to all other girls I couldn’t fit. You can only put 12. :(

[0ctpus]

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Dirk striders NSFW alphabet

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WARNINGS : NSFW : dirks alphabet

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DIRK

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Drinks. Also that photo where one persons pulling out a cigar and the other one is like clenching the sheets. Yeah thats you..

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part is probably his chest / torso. He likes his "abs" how you grab at it like its a toy

He your chest. Big or small aslong as he can touch and play with them.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He likes cumming on your face. Or inside of you. It makes him feel like he owns you

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Steals your panties and jerks off on them.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Only has done it once. With a doll.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Reverse cowgirl. THROW THAT ASS BACK !!1!1!1!

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Depends on how drunk he is. Complete sober hes serious. Drunk and hes giggling at your moaning

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He clips it but it grows fast... So sometimes you get some in ur mouth...

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

Roams hands around you if hes not inside of you. Likes praising your curves and tits

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Does it so many times if your not there. Has a pic of u covered its insane

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Degradation, spanking, blood/biting kink, sadist

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Bathroom, or in his bedroom.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

You in lingerie, if your covered in blood, if you get hurt.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Gets hard at everything. Possible turn off is you being quiet. Trying to hold back ur moans

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Receiver for sure. But on good days he might be a giver.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast. Very fast. And rough. Snapping and grutting against you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He lives for them. Likes cumming and than leaving you to finish by yourself. You whine and squeal but he just walks away

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Definitely took a risk doing it in the kitchen while dave was out.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

About 2 before he passes out. You probably can keep riding him if hes tired

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Nothing but a knife and some cutters and a vibrator.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Teases so much you have to hit him to get him to start sometimes. But his patience thins faster than you.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Low groans and whimpers. But nothing loud

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He likes sniffing your panties. Hes just really weird idk

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

5 inches soft. 6 hard. Average i guess. Curved with fore skin, hes got a piercing!!

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

High. Super high...

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Passes out. Like full on hits it if he hasnt been drinking.

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THIS IS MY FIRST TIME WRITING SORRY IVE BEEN AFK 💔💔💔💔☹️☹️☹️

[entropicbias]

Do u have any johndave hcs youd care to share? Literally anything that comes to mind (height hcs, habits in their coexistence, what kind of food they usually make/eat/order, general opinions towards each others family... just throwing a few out there to get thoughts flowing). I am v intrigued about ur vision for them, ur domestic sketches feel like they have a lot of thought (or at least general vibes) behind them

when i draw john and dave sometimes, i have this very specific universe they live in planned out in my head. most of this is self projecting with me and my own best friend, but i'd be really happy to share anyways!

these are my headcanons for them physically. i am really not sure what race john should be. i always say he's "mystery asian" but honestly, i dunno. dave, to me, is embarrassingly white.

here are two pinterest boards i just made to try and explain their sense of style and their "vibes". i'm sorry if this is shit. i'm no experienced pinterest board creator. dave's board john's board

and on top of that, here are two playlists that highlight what kind of music i think they'd listen to. dave's playlist john's playlist i think john's taste in music is just stuff he's picked up from other people, and movies. dave actually goes out and finds new music he'd like to listen to. john would be the type of person to have 4 songs in a playlist and hit smart shuffle on them. i think john's favorite food is lasagna/burgers and dave's favorite food is spicy chicken wings. but since dave doesn't know how to cook and john is busy most of the time, they'd order takeout frequently. i think john and dave would both be smokers, one more casually than the other one. here is a minecraft house i built for them: https://youtu.be/bXCzLp-S99Y?si=mebaL3FDafxrPt-I but, i'll talk more about it. i think john and dave would rent an apartment in the city together so john could easily go to uni and dave can grow mold in his room. it'd be a really shitty place, but i think with john's efforts they'd manage to make the place look more homely. dave would mostly stay in his room because he has made it so that he could sustain himself in there for a week without having to come out. john wouldn't be on his case about it though as long as the living room isn't filthy. i think john would be able to tolerate a moderate mess.

i think john would be weirded out by bro strider, but then again i don't think those two would cross paths very often. i think in a world where dirk exists as dave's brother consistently he'd get really annoyed by him. that is why i made those dirk comics. i reckon that dave would like john's dad, but for some reason i always imagined he'd be dead or in a different state when john and dave live together. in terms of what they'd do, i think dave would be a college dropout so he'd probably be working some really peculiar short-term one off jobs. like, gigs and costume mascot work. or he'd be doing some really weird crypto shit on the internet, which he'd think is really funny. like, he'd rake in a handful of money during the nft craze. i imagine john and dave trying to live a little and be teenagers during the time. so they'd show up to or have parties and they'd be getting up to some zany and boisterous teenage behavior. i think john would be studying at university and he'd have a job related to that. i'd bet that dad would help him pay for his expenses too. i think john would study computer science or something kind of nerdy like that. he'd be paying for most of the expenses at home. and he'd probably be doing most of the chores, but he wouldn't mind that much cause dave tries to contribute and he makes good company. john and dave would play video games a lot and go out to eat and see movies and stuff. just kind of really casual things. maybe they'd go out to arcades too. i suggest reading deacon_blue's moveout zine, which i enjoy a lot and has a similar basis. it is one of my favorite things produced out of the fandom regarding the beta kids. romantically, i like to imagine they don't actually get together until like, two years of living together. not much i can say about that but when it happens, it happens late. i can't formulate the words to describe this bit, but i'll end up drawing pictures later on. i hope this was enough, i can't really think of anything else unless i'm prompted with specific questions so if you have any i'd love to keep talking about this weird universe i've built in my head around them.

[calware]

jane anon sorry its been like three years since ive last read homestuck 😬 did forget the assassination attempt stuff i think it kind of got very downplayed in my head compared to the insane levels of neglect(if there are no living surrounding adults counts as such)/abuse almost all the other kids went through

don't worry i haven't read homestuck in over 5 years so i definitely am guilty of forgetting stuff too, it happens. i think it goes to show the fandom's overall favoritism for characters given how there's ten morbillion words of strider manpain + how bad their childhoods were (which they were) but the girls tend to get overlooked, jane especially for whatever reason

[k9offline]

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🥩 Dhole (Cuon Alpinus) 𖤐

🥩 Wolf (Canis Lupus) 𖤐?

↳ 🦴 Sea Wolf

↳ 🦴 Yellowstone Wolf

🥩 Wolfdog (Canis Lupus x Canis Lupus Familiaris) ☆✮

🥩 Werewolf ☆✮

🥩 American Crow (Corvus brachyrhynchos) ✦

🥩 Dog (Canis Lupus Familiaris) ?

↳ 🦴 English Cocker Spaniel ✦

↳ 🦴 Border Collie 𖤐

🥩 Black Flying Fox (Pteropus alecto) ✰

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[somberauthor]

Your writing is so good, i love all your posts sm!! I was wondering if maybe you could do a dave strider x troll!reader, were he finds out(somehow??) that trolls have sensitive horns(not sexual ofc), please?

IM SORRY I KEEP DISAPPEARING...

DAVE STRIDER ♡ TROLL! READER

you were matesprits with THE Dave Strider. The creator of sweet bro and hella jeff, and sick rhymer. That's not it, you're currently out getting groceries for your anniversary? You felt so cool. You were mid-isle when you saw the apple juice section, thinking specifically of your matesprit. You checked the list he sent you, looking over it to see if he added it. He didn't, but fuck it, why wouldn't you treat him to even more of his favorite drink? You continued shopping after chucking it in your cart accidentally.

When you checked out, you walked home. You didn't need to get much, just a few necessities you ran out of. You didn't have to walk long, as you were there already. You opened the door, it not being locked due to your lovely matesprit being home. You shouted out to him the signature “I'm home!” most people do in movies. You hear his chair roll and footsteps quickly heading towards the stairs. You placed the groceries down, getting everything out while purposefully hiding the apple juice.

“Yo, welcome home,” he said, walking over to you. “Did you get anything extra?” he usually asked that question, and you understood his curiosity.

“Yeah, I got you apple juice. A whole jug!” you said, pulling it out of the bag you hid it in. He reached out for it, but you kept it out of his reach. You were significantly taller than him, since you were different species.

“Dude.. Give it!” he jumped to grab it, failing miserably. He then sighed, trying to use you to lift himself to grab the jug. He grabbed your horn softly, letting go almost instantly as you gasped and sucked your teeth in a sort of hiss.

“Yo dude… you good? I didn't hurt you, did I?” he asked, looking you over. You didn't look hurt to him, but the sound you made was not one of pure happiness and joy.

“Yeah… yeah I'm good,” you said after collecting yourself from the shock. “Trolls' horns are just… reeaally sensitive” you admitted, elongating the vowels in the word really.

“Oh,” he responded, seeming lost in thought for a moment. “So… are you like a bird? Are you like… y’know?”

“No, Dave. Just- ew.…” you giggled, just smiling as you began to put the groceries away with your matesprit, Dave Strider.

I would've done a lot of this on 4/13 but… I was kinda at a concert that day. So take this as an apology. Thank you!

[tarryrodriguez]

MERMAID AU

This is what I've been doing in the last two weeks, joking with my friends about the implications in the lore about another universe, but mermaids.

This are just doodles, feel free to ask and make this au with me, too

AKA my desire for Klei to add a scuba team or another portal to investigate what is in the depths of the sea of The Constant.

The portal to the mermaid dimension changes them to become the type of marine fauna that suits or goes with them.

Wx has a propeller as a backpack to move faster and is connected to they core.

They must try to survive anyway and the madness attacks even harder depending on how deep they swim.

Below is a really weird place, with its own caves and monstrosities.

Webber is the same, but with the skin of a spider sea Strider. And also has an affinity with murder jellyfish.

Willow's favorite place are the lava ponds.

I wanted to make Wendy a Bloomfin tuna but my friend, wife, love of my life said "GOLDEN FISH".

Them are in the depths too

Maxwell is an octopus, I was too tired to draw this mf, sorry