#sorry i posted a textpost.

[neo-metal]

sonic and team dark are funny to me. they should interact more

[cyberiapinksosa333]

“wtf is wrong with you”

you mean like today or like in general?

[28ms28]

ALL of you deserve COAL but i thought of something waaay worse

if you wanna torture yourself more here's the full list

[theredrenard]

Incorrect 9-1-1 + text posts (part 41/??) prev || next

[cadillacjohnf1]

alexa play toxic by britney spears

[monkey-overalls]

[confusedhandbag]

[master-missysversion]

Being the change I want to see in the world by making more doctor who memes

[emrysofealdor]

Merthur (3) | BBC Merlin + Textposts/Tweets (27/?)

[carrythatwayt]

Something invisible something string something something.

More buddie: disaster4disaster; Not If It's You; VERY; How Long?

[nedconte]

[x]

[wishchip106]

more cherik textposts but extra long version 😻🫶

zeus is trying to kill me atm but i need to post my silly little creations

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12

[harringroveera]

It’s okay ‘cause Steve loves making Billy blush

[dansevilpianotea]

bc dan acts SOO different now compared to wad. sth mustve really clicked in him after doing a solo tour. go watch any video/stream now from that era (ideally not dd bc that was a hightly conceptual character apparently) and you can see that he was trying so hard to be seen as someone else. to get approval from the wrong crowd, as he recently talked about dont get me wrong, i love wad the show itself, but you have to admit that dan hadnt really decided who he wanted to be seen as yet (in a post-coming out, post-phouse univers) before he went on tour, so the person he was during that era reflected that.

it was very hard for me to distinguish the dystopia daily persona to his usual online character because he hadnt really shown enough of that (at the time, post-coming out, mid-hiatus) to be distinguishable from his pre-pandemic, pre-ywgttn depressed lol xd dan character. he just wasnt around a lot. [i think thats what he got wrong with dd. he thought we knew him better than we did at the time but he also wanted to establish his independence from the dnp branding which unfortunately expressed himself as a form of resentment against people who still associated him with that (us phannies). this is why it felt regressive and made me sad, because the dd character seemed like an old, unhappier version of the same dan.]

but now.. look at how happy he is. he is smiling. dan is shining like the sun on a beautiful summer day and is fully embracing his past and his audience.

he doesn't feel the need to crack jokes about whoring it up all over america because he doesnt like commitment or making jabs at his audience for falling for clickbaity 'we are in a relationship'-type titles. he is not resentful anymore. he's not just laughing with us but he is IN on the joke now. he thinks we are funny! and in fact admitted that he doesn't really care about flirting with strangers and is oblivious to being flirted with because he doesnt have any need to.

it seems like he has healed a lot of old wounds regarding his audience. during wad he saw with his own eyes that we arent out to get him but in fact will support him in whatever he's doing. and now this new tour is the victory lap. he's taking phil with him. he is proud to be down bad for his man. 'no fucks left to give' for dan means not putting up the wall anymore protecting his inner child from what it fears are the bullies. he's doing it for himself now, for phil. for them. not for the attention of the wrong people. not for the approval of straight men like those who bullied him. he's doing it for his community of queer people. he knows he's safe here. he trusts us. 'we know you know'. i'm proud of both our community and proud of dnp for that. we really made ourselves get here despite how draining and back-and-forth the hiatus was. maybe the real phan really were the phriends we made along the way <3.

[derpmallow]

i think this was funnier in my head

ft textposts 1/?

[many-gay-magpies]

my thoughts on crystal palace, summarized