#sorry for not answering before

[nymphoutofwater]

And why? Cultural norms? Personal schedule? “Cause I’m always late to everything”?

Bonus points: Region and/or ethnicity?

[kevotsuka]

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Lil meee? I can get some love 🥺? Rllyyy?

[fanaticalthings]

Jason being the easiest kid is super funny. Bruce looking at Jason and remembering Dick at 18: “we can work through this. He’ll come around if I don’t give up on.”

Bruce, watching over a freshly street-snatched Jason: Why is he so calm

Having Dick as the rambunctious, feral, and unhinged first child must've given him SO much whiplash once Jason entered the picture. Lil guy just vibed in his own world. Just reading books and doing schoolwork. Baby Jason hurt nobody.

Bruce will just be going over the ground rules of the manor, remembering all the chaos Dick brought upon the household.

Bruce: No swinging from the chandelier.

Jason: ?? I wasn't planning to?

Bruce: No murder.

Jason: What? That never even crossed my mind-

Bruce: And please, for the love of God, don't sneak out and try to beat up the nearest criminal on our block

Jason:

Jason: WHO is responsible for these rules being created??

Bruce will just come home from a long day of work. He's tired and just wants a nice, quiet evening, but he's subconsciously psyching himself up to prepare himself for the chaos he'll witness once he enters the manor

but then Jason's just quietly doing his own thing, maybe even helping Alfred with some chores, reading, or just lounging about in the manor. In general, just causing no trouble and Bruce just turns to Alfred, all worried like, "Is he sick? I don't think children are supposed to behave this way."

[heynhay]

nothing just this post by @speakswords

[quantumshade]

can anyone explain to me at what point rose tyler was "unbelievably stupid". was it when she was inventing transdimensional travel

[icantdothistodaybruh]

[blueskittlesart]

"all the problems in goncharov could have been solved if goncharov had gay sex" ok but what about katya. i think katya deserves some gay sex can we get katya some gay sex

[chimchiri]

Hand practice from the past days!

References:

@blotomical (specific post here) @rjalker (specific post here) @adorkastock (specific post here) PsychoDjinn @ dA (specific tumblr post here) @shaydh (specific post here)

[egophiliac]

Okay so I've been wanting to tell you that you're literally my favourite twst artist 😭🩷

So my question is, how do you manage to come up with these funny comics? CUZ I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

(P.s: Lovin' the art style ✨)

oh geeze, thanks! 💚💚💚 I'm really glad people enjoy my stupid sense of humor; mostly I just draw things to make myself laugh, and if it makes other people laugh too, then bonus points! usually it's just one joke or mental image that gets stuck in my head (every time I saw Fellow spin his cane, all I could think about was him go-go-gadgeting away on it...) and in my quest to justify it, it picks up other jokes and bits along the way and usually doesn't even end up as the main focus anymore. entire narrative arcs have spun out just so I could use a single bad pun in a throwaway line. this is a terrible way to explain it but I'm not sure how else to put it into words!

and sometimes it's just "weird things my sister has said that I make fun of her for"

[ask-queen-arti]

(the ask box is open!)

[temeyes]

banging fists on table NIKTO

SHASHAHS WHY HE'S SO HARD TO DRAW,,,,,??

[kevotsuka]

Get attacked!! ✨🌈 SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨ 💜💜

me??

[belovedlotus]

never worshipped apollo nor contacted him (i wanna do it but I’m intimidated lmao) but this is how i imagine him to be

[canisalbus]

The more I think about Machete's death the worse it sounds to me. He didn't even have time to think of anything - yk usually people talk about their life flashing before their eyes, but he didn't even get to reminisce on or remember anything, anyone. One second he was fine, an individual with memories, hopes, feelings and plans, next second his entire world narrowed down to the danger at hand, and then in another moment he was just a body. Going from a whole person to a biological ragdoll on autopilot in a matter of seconds is just a type of horror that I'll never get over

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[fernsproutxx]

HI YOUR ART MAKES ME SMILE SO FUCKING HARD GOT ME GIGGLING AT MY SCREEN AND SHIT

*slaps you with this across the face*

[ilynpilled]

the thing about like 90% of this fanbase is that they are obsessed with being explicitly vindicated by this man despite what he has always been very open about. like they want him to be like “*insert character* was the main hero/villain all along”, “*insert character* was redeemed”, “*insert character* was not redeemed”, “this is who was right and who was wrong”, as if they were like little footnotes at the end like u losers are allergic to having to have your own interpretation and answers to the questions that were proposed because it has to be actually coherent and consistent and u have to do it urself and know what u r actually talking about (most of u do not)