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just wanted to let you know that i've thought about your masc scout/fem sniper art. it is genderous to me, thank you
Ahhh thank you so much anon!!!🥺I really like them too, they give me a nice change in scenery and a very funny dynamic to play with
#from one sided crush to friends to lovers. or sorta#scout but he likes the stinky girl that pisses in jars because she's tall has crooked glasses and is willing to kill him without hesitation#he is so fucking annoying about her#and she gets pissed at first of course but over time grows to like this funny little guy. this funny dog thing. this funny. guy#team fortress 2#tf2#team fortress 2 fanart#tf2 fanart#tf2 scout#tf2 sniper#speeding bullet#sniperscout#tf2 femsniper#also sorry for sketches being too lazy i am still very very very tired
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touya is halfway through his workday, grease up to his elbows, little jumpsuit half undone down to his waist, when iguchi comes in to tell him "someone's askin' for you out here".
he's not sure who it could be, but there's no telling, so he just decides to take a smoke break and wander out of the automotive garage, maybe imagining one of siblings out on the pavement.
but the minute he sees you, he stops. nearly drops his cigarette on a rough, "oh shit."
it's been a while since he's seen you, a year or two, and the packet of paper in your hand can only mean one, bullshit thing.
"nah, nah, nah, i ain't signing any papers," is how he greets you, shaking his head the minute you start up the path with a big, determined frown. touya doesn't run, but he sure twists on his heel and starts back up the path, too, as you start calling out his name.
practically all of his coworkers are watching when he comes back into view, not bothering to hide how nosy they're being. their audience makes you falter just a tad and touya clings onto it; anything to stop you.
"never a good sign when your wife comes to find you at work."
there's a long silence, from everyone. when he looks back at you—at your manilla folder and carefully stapled documents, your petition for divorce—your eyes are heavy and wet, almost the same way they were when the two of you stood in a courtroom, lying about your age in order to pledge until death do you part.
almost. now they're just sad.
from somewhere in the garage, toga calls out a bewildered, "you have a wife?" that makes him feel a way he can't understand, both amused and devastated all at once.
your wedding ring isn't on your finger, but if he stares long enough, he can maybe see the difference in color of your skin, a former tan-line that's begun to fade.
he sold his for stuff he shouldn't have been buying, stuff that ruined him and you and your marriage, a long time ago.
but touya only smiles, and calls back, "yeah, i do."
#not DID have a wife#not has a wife FOR NOW#he's like. yes I DO HAVE A WIFE AND WILL UNTIL I DIE. YES.#idk i just have been loving the idea of childhood friends to lovers touya but he fucks it up along the way#and the two of you never get divorced just kind of linger in limbo while you live separate lives#and when you come to be like. okay let's end this OFFICIALLY bc it's been over for a WHILE NOW#he's like. um absolutely NOT.#LOL he's so stubborn he refuses akfndiska#sorry that this is dog water i hope the idea translates regardless LOL#�� thoughts: dabi/touya
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reading beast for the first time and aku is so sweet and lovely i can’t believe i almost thought i was becoming a dazai girl
#im sorry ryū ur precious#i’ll love you forever#you are my number one lover boy#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd beast#beast akutagawa#bsd akutagawa
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never not thinking about the buckies in flight school like what do you mean buck help me tie my shoes buck help me fly this plane. john was probably sooo insufferable i would kill to see them becoming friends and falling in love.
#john following him around like the dog coded pining yearning mess he is pleaseeee#GROWN ASS MAN asking for help to tie his shoes#definitely nothing to do with wanting gale to touch you right john. right?#THE FACT THAT THEY WERE ROOMMATES TOO AUGHHHHHH i can't do this#sorry i'm just a sucker for friends to lovers at heart#love the psychosexual mindgames and torturing each other emotionally as much as the next guy#but sometimes i want . tenderness#por que no los dos#clegan#mota
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I gave him a girlfriend.
(this scene starts with them kissing, actually. I just didn't want to draw people kissing. Jiang Cheng pulls back because he doesn't want to ruin their friendship, nevermind that she initiated. He apologizes for how inappropriate that was. Meihua, undeterred, asks him if it's inappropriate because they aren't exactly courting each other. Jiang Cheng doesn't answer so she took that as a yes and then the comic happens.)
#she's Miao Meihua and she's the one who got to keep one of Jiang Cheng's dog: little love#anyway. i looked around the mdzs oc tag and a lot of them are for ships and then I thought to myself: I can also make one!#so here she is#she's a dog breeder. yes they are all little love's descendants.#i like her design#i don't really know and am not interested with romance. but this scene sprung up to me and I think it's cute so I drew it#not interested enough to polish it tho XD sorry. yet another messy comic for you#one of the good things about her initiating is that if anyone ever says that Jiang Cheng is so horrible no lady would ever love him#Jin Ling can disagree and say that jiujiu's lover is actually the one who pursued him.#if anyone then says that Jiang Cheng's lover must be a gold digger. jin ling will start breathing fire.#she calls him sect leader jiang to tease. wanyin on a normal day. and a-cheng on very rare occasions of emotional vulnerability
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Don't leave me 🥺💔
#cute animals#dog#dogs of tumblr#pets#dog blog#cute#big dog#fur baby#adorable#aww#pets of tumblr#cute dog#cute pets#so sad#sad dog#im sorry#dont leave me#dont go#stay with me#stay here#please#please dont go#please dont leave me#drama queen#so dramatic#puppy dog eyes#that face#those eyes#dog lover#my heart
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Sorry if this is a odd request that doesn’t fit but can you pretty please draw hms with dogs :3 live laugh love positive hms art
Mind doesn't like dogs, they remind him too much of himself X]
#chonny jash#chonnys charming chaos compendium#cj#cccc#cj mind#cj heart#cccc heart#cccc mind#okay maybe I'm projecting. I odn't really like dogs mucheither HAHA#they are just very... mmm I don't like them X[#no hate on dog lovers though#jbird's art#jbird's asks#anon#I forgot to draw soul but I'm too laxzy to go back n do it... sorry
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I dreamt I was giving a lecture to my dog on why in terms of physical intimacy the binghorse is a superior lover than a bingcentaur and what I hate is I can and would be able to put together an entire slide show with charts and everything because my anti centaur agenda runs deep.
#svsss#svsss shitpost#binghorse#bingqiu#to love is to accept that your boyfriend is a better lover as a horse than an horse man#and I'm sorry thats hard to accept#my dog is also as far as i am concerned just a very strange small horse
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not sure if i’m projecting or crazy or stupid or just actually incredibly good at characterization but will graham is extremely ethel cain coded 2 me
this man would drunkenly listen to strangers on repeat on his bathroom floor and bawl his eyes out while murmuring along to, “i tried to be good, am i no good? am i no good? am i no good?” while thinking about abigail and alana and beverly and and and….
#tumblr are you hearing me#sorry for hannibal posting again i genuinely cant stop <2#idk if this is anything#ALSO HEAD IN A WALL????? reminds me so much of will PLEASE does anyone see the vision#will graham#hugh dancy#hannibal#hannibal 2013#hannibal lecter#hannibal show#mads mikkelsen#hannigram#alana bloom#also this is me officially coming out as an alana bloom lover forever and always#tbh i ship her and will more than i do hannibal…. i miss what they had in s1#the way she took his dogs without question when he was in prison :(( and was just like yeah im keeping them for. however long i need to#hate hate hated her and hannibal together it made me feel violent and nauseous#in the back of my mind somewhere i imagine will and alana making it out. or maybe never being in any of these circumstances in the first#place#they’re long term non married partners with a million dogs TO ME#willana#will x alana#alana x wil#also i’m not finished with the show im at the beginning of s3#so if it turns out she’s somehow alive or smth SHUT pretty please <3#i already know vague spoilers about the show but i don’t want that to be one of them if it is 💀#abigail hobbs#ethel cain#preachers daughter#preacher’s daughter
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congrats to mr "the worst is ekky (to sit next to). i like sitting next to gustav (because hes quiet)" not giving up on his principles despite the fact mr worst to sit next to is velcroed to mr quiet so really it cancels out
#whatever polycule is forming here is deeply fascinating#im sorry swaggy will never give up sitting next to forsy and its terribly funny to me#forsy you have too men. one with the constitution of a puppy. the other of a freightened deer. on your arms.#something about a metaphor about a pup being trained to be a hunting dog who keeps nipping at the poor little doe whos a little too friendly#sorry i do have to animal metaphor my way around here#i know forsy is adonis but walk with me#adonis lover of apollo. artemis twin of apollo. HUNTING DOGS. AND STAG. AND ALSO-#sorry ill be normal now#where was i?#something about your friends who are together start making out heavily next to you on the couch and you just kinda have to pretend#youre chill with it but youre not and youre too awkward to get up from the couch because then thatll signal youre actually a little#interested and we have to be nonchalant about your two hot friends who youve kinda had an eye on for a while and they become hotter together#and its a little weird and maybe you kinda want to be their third??? patent pending but somehow you end up in a bed with them as they cuddle#and youre just kinda there because they refused to let you sleep on the floor because no come up!!! if you dont we'll join you on the floor!#which is actually worse so you suck it up and try to take up as little space on the bed as possible as they all start getting ready for bed#and like how the fuck did you end up here this was supposed to be like a normal hangout (it is you are just being weird about it)#and then the next morning you just kinda have to pretend you slept fine#despite the fact you were hyperaware of what they were doing next to you and you could not sleep at all actually#sorry am i projecting? well anyways
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What happened to a character who was a Chihuahua who was friends with Friday?
they vanished from existence when you woke up from the dream in which you imagined them. in reality, they never existed
#misc#Anonymous#chihuahuas rank pretty low on my personal dog tier list#sorry chihuhahua lovers nothing personal :(
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#art#australia#australien#dogs of tumblr#free use slvt#sexy chick#sexy pose#so hot and sexy#this is what makes us girls#usa#older guys#older men do it better#older man younger woman#guys with beards#guys in lycra#sorry guys#subby boys#slytherin boys#the boys#kpop boys#lovely boy#dog love#dog lovers
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Need he say more?
#bungou gay dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd#fyodor dostoevsky#bsd fyodor#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs fyodor#bastard rat of sin#Bastard rat of sin day 89#don't look at his hands#just don't#just-you don't need to#it's fine they're totally normal#also sorry to the cunty boot lovers#they're there in spirit but I ran out of room#he's a tall boi#drawn with reference
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everyone was sad u couldn't have a dog in dai. well I wasn't bc I never got attached to the dogs in dao or da2 lmao and sinag is a dog person
I got more attached to cullen's mabari and he was in the game for 3 seconds
#amihan hates dogs and gave the dog to alistair#the dog did not bond with her at all lmao#im sorry maybe im just not an animal lover lol#before someone yells at me i literally have two dogs irl#ofc i love my dogs but in general...animals in general nope esp not in fiction lol#maybe ive become annoyed abt ppl who care about animals more than ppl#idk i like babies more than puppies sawrry!!
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If dazai lovers are crazy,Imagine Chuuya lovers.... those are 100 times worse. lmao
OH MY GOD.. NO MORE PLEASE.. DON'T GIVE ANY FURTHER IDEAS.. 😊👋
#chuuya lovers im sorry i have done nothing wrong#SAME GOES TO DAZAI LOVERS#I LOVE THEM BOTH (a little bit for dazai yes)#IM SORRY#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#osamu dazai#sskk#skk#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#nakahara chuuya#bsd dazai#bsd chuuya#bsd icons#bsd memes#bsd x reader#dazai x reader#chuuya x reader#jounosboner
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Stay Down, Boy! // Alba/Auruim webweave
Wes Anderson, Isle of Dogs // Dog Waiting Patiently - E Stott ca. 1880 // George Bataille, Guilty // post by @/cemeterything // Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince // Gillian Flynn, Sharp Objects // @/damazcuz, Reverence (detail) // Frank Bidart, The Third Hour of the Night // The Antlers, Putting the Dog to Sleep // post by @/furiousgoldfish // Keane, Bedshaped // @/damazcuz, palliative is all we've got // Michael Cunningham, The Hours // Old Shepherd's Chief Mourner - E Landseer 1837 // Mitski, I'm Your Man // poem by @/ojibwa // Hera Lindsay Bird, Mirror Traps // Franz Marc, Dog Lying In the Snow 1910 // Richard Siken, Wishbone
#long post#im sorry whimpers#first tag is my scarlet letter.....#im a Long Poster..#they could take me out back and shoot me like a rabid dog and itd be better than i deserve#speaking of what rabid dogs deserve?#alba and auruim#THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO CARE (shouting to a mostly empty arena as four people polite clap)#to all the haters who said id never make it: u right#to all the lovers who said i had it in me: so true
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