#sorry dog lovers

[willowser]

touya is halfway through his workday, grease up to his elbows, little jumpsuit half undone down to his waist, when iguchi comes in to tell him "someone's askin' for you out here".

he's not sure who it could be, but there's no telling, so he just decides to take a smoke break and wander out of the automotive garage, maybe imagining one of siblings out on the pavement.

but the minute he sees you, he stops. nearly drops his cigarette on a rough, "oh shit."

it's been a while since he's seen you, a year or two, and the packet of paper in your hand can only mean one, bullshit thing.

"nah, nah, nah, i ain't signing any papers," is how he greets you, shaking his head the minute you start up the path with a big, determined frown. touya doesn't run, but he sure twists on his heel and starts back up the path, too, as you start calling out his name.

practically all of his coworkers are watching when he comes back into view, not bothering to hide how nosy they're being. their audience makes you falter just a tad and touya clings onto it; anything to stop you.

"never a good sign when your wife comes to find you at work."

there's a long silence, from everyone. when he looks back at you—at your manilla folder and carefully stapled documents, your petition for divorce—your eyes are heavy and wet, almost the same way they were when the two of you stood in a courtroom, lying about your age in order to pledge until death do you part.

almost. now they're just sad.

from somewhere in the garage, toga calls out a bewildered, "you have a wife?" that makes him feel a way he can't understand, both amused and devastated all at once.

your wedding ring isn't on your finger, but if he stares long enough, he can maybe see the difference in color of your skin, a former tan-line that's begun to fade.

he sold his for stuff he shouldn't have been buying, stuff that ruined him and you and your marriage, a long time ago.

but touya only smiles, and calls back, "yeah, i do."

[bsdawgz]

reading beast for the first time and aku is so sweet and lovely i can’t believe i almost thought i was becoming a dazai girl

[anomura]

never not thinking about the buckies in flight school like what do you mean buck help me tie my shoes buck help me fly this plane. john was probably sooo insufferable i would kill to see them becoming friends and falling in love.

[sunnydayaoe]

Sorry if this is a odd request that doesn’t fit but can you pretty please draw hms with dogs :3 live laugh love positive hms art

Mind doesn't like dogs, they remind him too much of himself X]

[clowningcrows]

not sure if i’m projecting or crazy or stupid or just actually incredibly good at characterization but will graham is extremely ethel cain coded 2 me

this man would drunkenly listen to strangers on repeat on his bathroom floor and bawl his eyes out while murmuring along to, “i tried to be good, am i no good? am i no good? am i no good?” while thinking about abigail and alana and beverly and and and….

[accelldraws]

What happened to a character who was a Chihuahua who was friends with Friday?

they vanished from existence when you woke up from the dream in which you imagined them. in reality, they never existed

[k9-zara]

[gurggggleburgle]

I dreamt I was giving a lecture to my dog on why in terms of physical intimacy the binghorse is a superior lover than a bingcentaur and what I hate is I can and would be able to put together an entire slide show with charts and everything because my anti centaur agenda runs deep.

[jounosboner]

If dazai lovers are crazy,Imagine Chuuya lovers.... those are 100 times worse. lmao

OH MY GOD.. NO MORE PLEASE.. DON'T GIVE ANY FURTHER IDEAS.. 😊👋

[sylvaridreams]

Stay Down, Boy! // Alba/Auruim webweave

Wes Anderson, Isle of Dogs // Dog Waiting Patiently - E Stott ca. 1880 // George Bataille, Guilty // post by @/cemeterything // Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince // Gillian Flynn, Sharp Objects // @/damazcuz, Reverence (detail) // Frank Bidart, The Third Hour of the Night // The Antlers, Putting the Dog to Sleep // post by @/furiousgoldfish // Keane, Bedshaped // @/damazcuz, palliative is all we've got // Michael Cunningham, The Hours // Old Shepherd's Chief Mourner - E Landseer 1837 // Mitski, I'm Your Man // poem by @/ojibwa // Hera Lindsay Bird, Mirror Traps // Franz Marc, Dog Lying In the Snow 1910 // Richard Siken, Wishbone

[kazuusyan]

Dreamlike

[twomanyfandomshelp]

Just realized I haven’t shared a doggo pic with y’all in ages, and that simply will not do.

Took this one earlier while we were all waiting very impatiently for my sister to finish making dinner.

Here’s some of our family friends’ dog, his name is Oliver. I took these while I was babysitting for them (you can kinda see the kid in the background lol).

@nyx-of-darkness-1620, more dog pics for ya!

[nerdetiquette]

I know it’s for the sake of convenience, but it’s absolutely criminal that Rita doesn’t have a million pets. She would love to be bothered while she’s hacking by a kitty sticking their tail in her face.

[strawberry-s0ap]

a stimboard for every stardew valley marriage candidate!

8/12 - alex!

x x x / x x x / x x x

[popstarpicmixes]

🐶This biggity boy's a diggity dog🐶

[tetedurfarm]

secret illegal duck nest spotted