#por que no los dos

[anomura]

never not thinking about the buckies in flight school like what do you mean buck help me tie my shoes buck help me fly this plane. john was probably sooo insufferable i would kill to see them becoming friends and falling in love.

[superexplosive]

some of yall aren't thinking about Atomic Robo 24/7 and frankly it shows

[objectivelyimpermanent]

I like how, whilst Kinn says that his type is 'nice,' his relationships with Tawan and with Porsche show that his type is actually jealous, horny himbos with a bitchy streak.

[yb-cringe]

its just its two truths that coexist idk why thats so hard for people to handle. 1) you can't demonize forever and make him out to be a villain when he's been consistently one of the most generous and intelligent individuals and 2) you can't shit on baghera for /considering/ bringing up qforevers past shit at a political debate where it'd be a betrayal of trust in a sense but might be needed to be discussed. theyre both true. why is this so hard.

[soulbondingcultureis]

Soulbonding culture is everyone in the community forgetting that soulbonding can be a type of thoughtform/psychological theory and was originally coined by writers whose OCs started talking to them as they wrote. It's not just a spiritual/multiverse theory experience and never has been.

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[wwdits-kink-meme]

How does the taste change if someone goes from virgin to virgin-no-longer as they're being fed from? Somehow Guillermo winds up serving as the guinea pig for this age-old vampire question. (It's hotter if it's with Nandor but Laszlo is the one who'd actually make an experiment about it and I like them too, so go for whatever interests you more.)

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[thevillainsmustache]

You don't have to be mean for me to be butthurt.

said to @roselightfairy in a moment of intimacy.

[crehador]

no it's not miyamura it's very simple you have a very handsome girlfriend

[notebookpapers]

Jade Harley u were truly misunderstood u are one of the most badass hardcore motherfuckers out there

[eleanor-bradstreet]

Happy 500 followers my dear Eleanor!!! 🎉🎉🥳🍾👏

You more than deserve this and many many more!!! Thanks for sharing your many talents with us 🫶

So I have a would you rather AMA and it’s going to be filthy, cos HELLO, it’s ME. 👋

Would you rather…

Breathplay with Anthony

OR

Frottage with Benedict?

Yes you have to choose mwhaha 😜

Anyway continue to be awesome you! Thanks for all of your content 😁🧡🧡

Oh, you EVIL EVIL LADY!!! 😠 Wow, I have clearly divulged enough of the filthy little crevices of my brain to you, that you knew precisely what kind of depraved Sophie's choice to lob at me (and yes, pun very much intended, though we know her obvious pick lol).

I CAN'T CHOOSE! 😩I DON'T WANNA! 😫

What I want is breathplay with Benedict, but it's like you KNEW that, so you did the ole' switcheroo and put just the right kinks with just the right brother to make this fking impossible... DEVIL LADY!

Okay, on the one hand breathplay with Anthony - gguuuuhhhh have you written this yet in your fics? Because I think he'd be even better at it than Ben. Because he's so domineering. Just take that necktie off when you come home from the office my lord and tighten it around my throat until I behave GOOD GODDDDDD 😵🫠🫠🫠😮‍💨

But then frottage with Ben - am I riding him?? Is he riding me?? Are we tucked away under the stairs at his gallery showing and he's shoving me into a table??? Just friction and his filthy fucking mouth. Who needs to get naked to get off with THAT??!? Fucccckkkkk 🥵🥵🥵

Well you know what my answer is - POR QUE NO LOS DOS FAYE!?!? I want to be riding Benedict like a goddamn rodeo champion while Anthony stands over us and chokes me out 😅😅🫣🫣 ITS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWER. I DONT LIKE THIS GAME. WHY DID I EVEN ALLOW IT? THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. YOU ARE SO MEAN. I HAVE FOMO WITH EITHER CHOICE. I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!

ok, if I absolutely have to choose, I have to take Benedict and frottage him to within an inch of his life, because of course. He owns my heart. But I'm still not really happy about this. 😤

I guess we can still be friends, you sadist. I'll forgive you because you have been so generous to me. Thank you for your well wishes and for being the best fairy smutmother a girl could ask for.💙

[riotouseaterofflesh]

happy belated tenth anniversary

[mikelogan]

Piggybacking off the previous Mike Logan question. Do you preferred to be railed by Younger Mike from early L&O years/Exiled or older Mike from Criminal Intent?

let me just get this straight. you want me to choose between THESE

my sweet precious baby puppy and gorgeous hot borderline silver fox

i literally don't know who to pick. i desire them both in a way that is concerning to feminism 🙃 and am currently having the most sinful thoughts...

[rae-gar-targaryen]

Young Al Pacino or Young Robert DeNiro?

Yes.

Saw young Pacino in the Godfather and Panic at Needle Park and was forever changed.

Saw young DeNiro in Part Two, Raging Bull and Cape Fear and can't cope.

[bisexualfaggotry]

am i thinking about bottom surgery (gender envy) or am i thinking about bottom surgery (horny)

[piratesexmachine420]

do I prefer pepsi because I live an evidence-based life, or I like being a milquetoast contrarian...

[grapheneinfusedbinary]

why is everyone fixated on enemies to lovers when you can be the secret third thing, enemies AND lovers