#por que no los dos
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never not thinking about the buckies in flight school like what do you mean buck help me tie my shoes buck help me fly this plane. john was probably sooo insufferable i would kill to see them becoming friends and falling in love.
#john following him around like the dog coded pining yearning mess he is pleaseeee#GROWN ASS MAN asking for help to tie his shoes#definitely nothing to do with wanting gale to touch you right john. right?#THE FACT THAT THEY WERE ROOMMATES TOO AUGHHHHHH i can't do this#sorry i'm just a sucker for friends to lovers at heart#love the psychosexual mindgames and torturing each other emotionally as much as the next guy#but sometimes i want . tenderness#por que no los dos#clegan#mota
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"Miss me, sugar?"
Kitali as Mad Moxxi from Borderlands 2
#ffxiv#borderlands#kitali moonblade#seafloor saints wake#i have found the comic filter in reshade and now the brainrot cannot be contained#i can and will make everything a borderlands reference just you watch me#anyways uhhh happy sinday sunday?#or is this more of a thighday post?#por que no los dos
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some of yall aren't thinking about Atomic Robo 24/7 and frankly it shows
#atomic robo#comics#big mistake#is the mistake NOT thinking about him?#or is the mistake getting into it and then thinking about him?#por que no los dos
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I like how, whilst Kinn says that his type is 'nice,' his relationships with Tawan and with Porsche show that his type is actually jealous, horny himbos with a bitchy streak.
#kinnporsche the series#kinnporsche#kinn anakinn#porsche pachara#i was debating over bitches or himbos#the entire catfight episode was very bitchy#but the sheer stupidity of their plans was all himbo#so i figured#por que no los dos
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its just its two truths that coexist idk why thats so hard for people to handle. 1) you can't demonize forever and make him out to be a villain when he's been consistently one of the most generous and intelligent individuals and 2) you can't shit on baghera for /considering/ bringing up qforevers past shit at a political debate where it'd be a betrayal of trust in a sense but might be needed to be discussed. theyre both true. why is this so hard.
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BTE but Unus Annus style
is this anything?
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Soulbonding culture is everyone in the community forgetting that soulbonding can be a type of thoughtform/psychological theory and was originally coined by writers whose OCs started talking to them as they wrote. It's not just a spiritual/multiverse theory experience and never has been.
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#soulbonding#soulbonding culture is#por que no los dos#personally I lean towards psychological but spiritual is valid
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How does the taste change if someone goes from virgin to virgin-no-longer as they're being fed from? Somehow Guillermo winds up serving as the guinea pig for this age-old vampire question. (It's hotter if it's with Nandor but Laszlo is the one who'd actually make an experiment about it and I like them too, so go for whatever interests you more.)
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#wwdits#wwdits kink meme#kink meme#writing prompt#mlm#nandermo#laszlermo#por que no los dos#virginity kink#blood drinking#medical kink
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You don't have to be mean for me to be butthurt.
said to @roselightfairy in a moment of intimacy.
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no it's not miyamura it's very simple you have a very handsome girlfriend
#crab watches#horimiya#he needs to learn from shikimori's grape-looking boyfriend#I'M SORRY I DO NOT REMEMBER THAT KID'S NAME#BUT MIYAMURA YOU COULD STAND TO BE A BIT MORE LIKE HIM#though admittedly his fantasy cheer hori is very cute too ue ue ue#por que no los dos
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Jade Harley u were truly misunderstood u are one of the most badass hardcore motherfuckers out there
#she’s kickass!!!!!#and we all forget abt that bc she’s CUTE bc she’s a DOG GIRL#POR QUE NO LOS DOS#THEY ARE MOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE#Jade Harley#homestuck
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Happy 500 followers my dear Eleanor!!! 🎉🎉🥳🍾👏
You more than deserve this and many many more!!! Thanks for sharing your many talents with us 🫶
So I have a would you rather AMA and it’s going to be filthy, cos HELLO, it’s ME. 👋
Would you rather…
Breathplay with Anthony
OR
Frottage with Benedict?
Yes you have to choose mwhaha 😜
Anyway continue to be awesome you! Thanks for all of your content 😁🧡🧡
Oh, you EVIL EVIL LADY!!! 😠 Wow, I have clearly divulged enough of the filthy little crevices of my brain to you, that you knew precisely what kind of depraved Sophie's choice to lob at me (and yes, pun very much intended, though we know her obvious pick lol).
I CAN'T CHOOSE! 😩I DON'T WANNA! 😫
What I want is breathplay with Benedict, but it's like you KNEW that, so you did the ole' switcheroo and put just the right kinks with just the right brother to make this fking impossible... DEVIL LADY!
Okay, on the one hand breathplay with Anthony - gguuuuhhhh have you written this yet in your fics? Because I think he'd be even better at it than Ben. Because he's so domineering. Just take that necktie off when you come home from the office my lord and tighten it around my throat until I behave GOOD GODDDDDD 😵🫠🫠🫠😮💨
But then frottage with Ben - am I riding him?? Is he riding me?? Are we tucked away under the stairs at his gallery showing and he's shoving me into a table??? Just friction and his filthy fucking mouth. Who needs to get naked to get off with THAT??!? Fucccckkkkk 🥵🥵🥵
Well you know what my answer is - POR QUE NO LOS DOS FAYE!?!? I want to be riding Benedict like a goddamn rodeo champion while Anthony stands over us and chokes me out 😅😅🫣🫣 ITS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWER. I DONT LIKE THIS GAME. WHY DID I EVEN ALLOW IT? THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. YOU ARE SO MEAN. I HAVE FOMO WITH EITHER CHOICE. I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!
ok, if I absolutely have to choose, I have to take Benedict and frottage him to within an inch of his life, because of course. He owns my heart. But I'm still not really happy about this. 😤
I guess we can still be friends, you sadist. I'll forgive you because you have been so generous to me. Thank you for your well wishes and for being the best fairy smutmother a girl could ask for.💙
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you ever see a piece of fan content for one of your interests™ that just feels so foreign so as it had to have been based on a completely different piece of media
like wow all those characters look the same but absolutely none of them would say or do that
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Piggybacking off the previous Mike Logan question. Do you preferred to be railed by Younger Mike from early L&O years/Exiled or older Mike from Criminal Intent?
let me just get this straight. you want me to choose between THESE
my sweet precious baby puppy and gorgeous hot borderline silver fox
i literally don't know who to pick. i desire them both in a way that is concerning to feminism 🙃 and am currently having the most sinful thoughts...
#answered#Anonymous#POR QUE NO LOS DOS#i want both why is that so much to ask#i refuse to pick you can't make me#best ask ever though tbh lmao#mikey baby
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Young Al Pacino or Young Robert DeNiro?
Yes.
Saw young Pacino in the Godfather and Panic at Needle Park and was forever changed.
Saw young DeNiro in Part Two, Raging Bull and Cape Fear and can't cope.
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Blundstones and 3" inseams: my lesbian outfit to go to the auto repair shop or Aussie tradie cosplay?
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