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nobody ever uses casual anachronistic/modern language except serapter and reddoons. the reason serapter does it is to communicate his friendliness to the audience: he's a close friend to ivory, the POV character, and an easy way to make sure viewers feel the same way about him as she does is to make him friendly in our terms, even if it doesn't make total sense for the time period.
the reason reddoons is speaking in modern slang despite being a guest character is because the sheer power of the phrase "yo is that clownpierce" could not be stopped and nothing so silly as historical inaccuracy could keep it out
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they need to invent a running away & never coming back that doesn’t affect your life
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Are you single?????
You'll never fix me and I'll never see you as a person.
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THE HUSBANDS ! Commission for @starry-whale-shark !!!!!!!! Merry Christmas for those who celebrate ☆⌒(>。≪)
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ok im tired so im incoherent but man. yeah like what was he supposed to do. i mean even if he set a trap hes setting himself up to be a target (which he already KIND OF is by his own volition) but 1) whos to say that person triggers that trap or it works within the time left and 2) its still unclear if that means someone can retaliate back against him
ngl it was kinda fucked that pili was basically the only person doing the whole. planning to kill ppl thing. i mean tbf baghera did try but it was insane to try and get them both to do a kill so quick. and the only other red member online had been sausage. who was building the whole time. plus they had to get really good gear in a week bc everyone else was mega stacked on gear. so it was really stacked against him n the red team
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ngl it was kinda fucked that pili was basically the only person doing the whole. planning to kill ppl thing. i mean tbf baghera did try but it was insane to try and get them both to do a kill so quick. and the only other red member online had been sausage. who was building the whole time. plus they had to get really good gear in a week bc everyone else was mega stacked on gear. so it was really stacked against him n the red team
#the realm smp#like man no wonder he was trying to get bad or pangi to help him kill someone#like on his own against anyone is a hugeeee risk#this isnt neg btw this happens im not. blaming anyone#just like realized it after hearing the news of today like yeah he kinda needed some help#it was a little ridiculous to expect pili to figure this all out on his own against every stacked member of the server
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author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone
a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P
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