#forsy you have too men. one with the constitution of a puppy. the other of a freightened deer. on your arms. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

ratatatastic · 1 month ago

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congrats to mr "the worst is ekky (to sit next to). i like sitting next to gustav (because hes quiet)" not giving up on his principles despite the fact mr worst to sit next to is velcroed to mr quiet so really it cancels out

#whatever polycule is forming here is deeply fascinating #im sorry swaggy will never give up sitting next to forsy and its terribly funny to me #forsy you have too men. one with the constitution of a puppy. the other of a freightened deer. on your arms.#something about a metaphor about a pup being trained to be a hunting dog who keeps nipping at the poor little doe whos a little too friendly #sorry i do have to animal metaphor my way around here #i know forsy is adonis but walk with me #adonis lover of apollo. artemis twin of apollo. HUNTING DOGS. AND STAG. AND ALSO-#sorry ill be normal now #where was i?#something about your friends who are together start making out heavily next to you on the couch and you just kinda have to pretend #youre chill with it but youre not and youre too awkward to get up from the couch because then thatll signal youre actually a little #interested and we have to be nonchalant about your two hot friends who youve kinda had an eye on for a while and they become hotter together #and its a little weird and maybe you kinda want to be their third??? patent pending but somehow you end up in a bed with them as they cuddle #and youre just kinda there because they refused to let you sleep on the floor because no come up!!! if you dont we'll join you on the floor!#which is actually worse so you suck it up and try to take up as little space on the bed as possible as they all start getting ready for bed #and like how the fuck did you end up here this was supposed to be like a normal hangout (it is you are just being weird about it)#and then the next morning you just kinda have to pretend you slept fine #despite the fact you were hyperaware of what they were doing next to you and you could not sleep at all actually #sorry am i projecting? well anyways

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