#sorry (absolutely not sorry)

[salemssimblr]

/Opens blender

/Intends to make something creative, or artsy, or maybe even wholesome

/Oops it's another thirst trap

[msbigredmachine]

This is a public service announcement.

I judge anyone who still simps for old ass, basic ass, toxic ass CM Punk in 2023.

Sorry. That man is past his sell-by date. He’s immature, bitter, entitled and a toxic personality, getting into fights with everyone in any company he goes to. AEW bending over backwards for his ass is honestly, pathetic, and it will come back to bite them in the ass.

Anyone who comes under my posts to defend that miserable old hag, and say shit like “Roman would be nothing without CM Punk” will get a tongue lashing from me and will be blocked!

You stan a man who almost ruined another man’s career because he was bitter and unemployed, knowing full well that his rabid sheep fans were looking for a scapegoat following his release.

FOH with that bullshit. He should have stayed gone for another 7 years.

[sunnylolli]

Something, something, what if it all went really wrong and they were forced to speed-run the brotherly bonding

[swordofthornss]

My partner is so autistic that I tried eye contact as a punishment once during sex and they had to safe word

[upon-the-snow]

I can’t believe it took me this long to draw her!

[anna-scribbles]

let him speak

[zillychu]

get MOLTED, idiot

[molotovgrifter]

edited hugh and rsl together around the time house and wilson would've first met (1991ish) because WHY NOT!

[egophiliac]

Ernesto Foulworth and Gino… it wouldn’t surprise me if they had fake identities

I accept this explanation

(the problem is that I had a very regionally-specific immediate thought and I could not get it out of my head)

(sorry this is messier than usual, I refuse to put more effort into it than it deserves)

[newttxt]

lulaw bodyswap (or, the exquisite humiliation of trafalgar law) for @strawhattery's birthday!

bonus: the original toilet humor gag that ended up on the chopping block

[shrcker]

Petplay Sakuya ™️

[grey-viridian]

Even death can't separate them

[saccharinehell]

I did my best to be lovable.

[gender-luster]

[muchanmocha]

Original template

[inkskinned]

"don't make it political!" .... what proportion of death and suffering must occur before politics are involved. if this isn't political, what is even the point of any politics, ever. of democracy. the words are "by the people for the people." if i am going to be left alone by my elected representatives to "figure it out" - to undergo damage, hardship, fear. what the fuck did i elect them for. what was their job. the entire point is that they handle this shit. this is why we were supposed to be electing leaders.

poverty is political. misogyny is political. gun control is political. climate change is political. how much aid a community gets is political. what the fuck are you talking about. it's been political this whole fucking time.