#soooooo real.

[cthulhum]

i lied theres no sex. were gonna sit down and watch supernatural while we analyze the way almost every character is queer coded especially dean

[lylahammar]

I feel like one of the clearest indicators that capitalism doesn’t fucking serve people is LED headlights. Because LED headlights endanger millions of lives every single night, I have never met a single person who doesn’t HATE them and take any opportunity to complain about them, and yet we have made zero progress in banning them in 20 years (literally it’s been 20 years this year) because they’re cheaper for car manufacturers

[shotmrmiller]

personal sperm donor soap x reader because IVF is expensive (craigslist ad. everyone else thought it some FBI scheme but you just want to start a family minus the male relationship) thank you but once the dick appt comes, it turns into ghoap cuz johnny just had to bring his boyfriend to donate sperm too. higher chance of a baby

[krowbby]

Vlad looked imploringly at Agnes, and reached out to her.

'You wouldn't let them kill me, would you? You wouldn't let them do this to me? We could have... we might... you wouldn't, would you?'

The crowd hesitated. This sounded like an important plea. A hundred pairs of eyes stared at Agnes.

She took his hand. I suppose we could work on him, said Perdita. But Agnes thought about Escrow, and the queues, and the children playing while they waited, and how evil might come animal sharp in the night, or greyly by day on a list...

'Vlad,' she said gently, looking deep into his eyes, 'I'd even hold their coats.'

granny weatherwax was such a buzzkill for not letting her tear him apart <\3

[alliekitaguchi]

Robbie, disappointed: Forcecage will work some day.

Liam, biting his finger with a smirk: It was still hot. Still hot.

[skitskatdacat63]

2024 Las Vegas Grand Prix - FP2

[umbrellajamming]

personally I do think apologies were merited on both sides of the Dick & Tim conflict in RR, but also it's fine that it didn't explicitly happen or get talked out in a more stereotypically ""healthy"" way bc. they are not me, lol. they're emotionally avoidant Bats who are used to brushing past/letting go of things for the people they care about, and to accepting actions/unspoken understanding in lieu of words.

I find it very believable based on their characters, their relationship, and both of their pasts for them to consider the matter for the most part satisfactorily resolved based on the Big Gestures and reaffirmation of trust between the two of them at the end of the Collision arc.

if we'd gotten an apology from one of them but not the other, seemingly validating just one side, that would have been annoying. for me it's either they both apologize or neither does but they move on with understanding and no real hard feelings anyway - which is what happened.

I do find it kind of hilarious that this works for Dick and Tim because they care for and understand each other on that unspoken level - but Damian doesn't yet. So the two of them just smiling and nodding to each other in manly fashion and moving on after RR #12 leaves us in a situation where Tim is swinging along with Dick and Damian in RR #13 thinking, "It feels good. More than that, it feels right. Yes, even Damian as Robin" - meanwhile Damian is hacking Tim's private files and trying to drop billboards on him in RR #14 like a Looney Toons character because what he knows is that Tim was angry and unwilling to give up Robin to him specifically, and he's convinced that Tim still hasn't accepted that he's Robin - due to both the "hit list" that he found and because Tim's acceptance of the situation has largely been unspoken.

Like that acceptance is pretty clear to Dick and anyone who knows Tim well, but Damian very much does not know Tim well at that point, lol.

[apathyfairy]

last year i found a wii at goodwill for 25 dollars and it came with everything except a wiimote but it was in such good condition i was like hell yeah ill take it how hard can it be to find a wiimote. the answer is it's nearly impossible to find them at thrift stores now so i've spent like 8 months looking for ones in thrift stores but there wasn't a single one and then online but i just couldn't bring myself to spend 30 dollars on one single wiimote so i waited so. patiently. and then 2 weeks ago i finally found one at goodwill for 9 dollars but it was absolutely disgusting and the battery cover was missing and the compartment was all corroded so i put it back and regretted it the whole week but then this last weekend i went to savers and there was an absolutely perfect wiimote just sitting there with no corrosion and a jacket and the wrist strap and motion plus and the nunchuck was there too and i got it all for 10 dollars so the moral of the story is that sometimes things seem right for you in the moment but you have to recognize that they aren't and leave them behind so the things that are meant for you will in fact find you when the time is right. peace and love <3

[sophfandoms53]

So, official Sonic 3 logo reveal, Jim Carrey returning, a possible Rouge actress, a most likely Maria actress, a possible Amy actress, AND Live and Learn playing in the background?????

BUT STILL NO SHADOW ACTOR????

[starrr-cringee]

full art and a bonus under the cut!

[god-of-this-new-blog]

What if the two worst guys in the whole world were madly in love with each other?

[speedwayy]

the very first morrissey and marr recording: a cover of the cookies’ i want a boy for my birthday, recorded in johnny’s attic in summer of 1982. it was originally made to send to dale hibbert, original smiths bassist.

[haetrack]

thinking abt haechan being so dirty while fucking you this fine evening… 👤

i think he’d be so desperate to cum, not caring about the trail of wet kisses he leaves all over your upper body as he pounds into you. you can feel how your slick sticks to his thighs, how your slick gushes out your tight hole and around his cock.

“pretty baby,” he mumbles into your neck, “so fucking wet… my baby’s getting so dumb just by my cock.”

it’s true, you think. your mind filled with only thoughts of him as he thrusts into your wet hole. you can feel him panting into the junction of your neck, his whines harshly ringing in your ears.

one hand slips to your boob, wet from how he was fixated on kissing and marking your chest earlier. he squeezes, fingers teasing your hard nipple. his other hand finds your clit, messily rubbing at the wet nub as you moan out to him.

“hmm? need more? my baby needs more?”

you nod at him, drool slipping past your lips. he moves to look at you, his tongue reaching out to lick at your face, moaning out at your taste. he can feel you clench harshly around him, “gonna cum for me? cum for me so i can give what you want so bad.”

you whine out, the feeling of him being so close to you and the messiness of it all getting to your head as you cum around his cock. you can feel him twitching inside of you, and as much as you’d like him to stay inside of you, he pulls out.

he moves his body up over your chest, jerking himself off to the pretty sight of your face. you open your mouth for him as he cums all over you, marking you in such an intimate way. he moans out at the sight, his body buzzing with desire.

he moves to lick his own cum off of you, feeling his tongue move across your face. he then kisses you, and you can taste him on his tongue. you whine into the kiss, and he chuckles against you.

“god, you’d just let me do anything to you.”

[thejacketscloset]

Zombie apocalypse au except it's in the traditional mw2/3 universe and Ghost is one of those doomsday preparation fuckers and is concerningly prepared for it all.

He drags Soap to his bunker with all his supplies and Soap is FIGHTING DEMONS to not make fun of him for being prepared because he knows for a fact Ghost is saving his ASS right now and he's grateful that he even thought of Soap as worth saving.

Ghost then points out and entire section of his bunker and says "that stuffs for you" while he grabs his own items from the other side of the bunker, and that's when Soap realizes that everything in the area that Ghost pointed out are his favorite weapons. From explosives to his preferred model of gun, it's all things that Soap had preferred to work with. Then it finally sinks in for Soap.

Oh. Ghost had been planning to bring Soap with him. He prepared to have Soap with him.

And if that doesn't make Soap's stomach flip, to know that Ghost explicitly planned to help Soap survive should the world ever turn to hell like it has. He can't help but feel like they really do have a chance of surviving it all.

[wulfhalls]

anya taylor joy for vogue hong kong

[yuwuta]

gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story

REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you 

but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact. 

he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared. 

he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date