#sons of anarchy incorrect quotes

[super-marvel-dc]

Y/N: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?

Chibs: IT.

Tig: Annabelle.

Jax: Paranormal Activity.

Juice: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

[aprill-99]

Assistant: “This whole criminal empire thing takes a lot more paperwork than I thought.”

Boss: “It’s called organized crime for a damn reason Sheryl.”

[mysticalmallard]

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Incorrect SOA quotes

Tiggy: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

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Tiggy: Dom or sub?

Juice : I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.

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Chibs: *yawns*

Juice : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Chibs: Then you must be exhuasted.

Clay: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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Juice : Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.

Tiggy: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?

Juice : *Takes away Tiggy’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.

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Chibs: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Happy: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

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[tumbleweed-writes]

Gemma: "Here, Chibs, sign this." Chibs: *reading paperwork* "petition for Filip Telford to adopt one Juan Carlos Ortiz." Juice peaking out behind Gemma: "Please, I just want a consistent father figure."

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

April: What if he says “no”? Your father can be a little... difficult.

Leo: Are you afraid of my father?

Casey: We all are.

[incorrect-soa-quotes]

CLAY: If you could change your name to anything, what would you change it to?

JAX: Forty exclamation points in a row and it’s pronounced like a person screaming.

[ill-heart]

Tig: Being a creep isn't a choice.

Chibs: Really ?

Tig: It's a game and I'm winning.

[incorrectclassicbookquotes]

After Count Dracula tries to throw Jonathan to the wolves

Jonathan Harker: I need to go to the bathroom. My bowels get very loose in situations like this.

[ravennaortiz]

😂

Juice: I have a crush on this guy and I don’t know how to handle it so I glued a bunch of heart shaped confetti to his motorcycle…

Tig:

Jax:

Opie:

Chibs: THAT WAS YOU?!

[5sospenguinqueen]

13 Reasons Why

Once Upon A Time

Peaky Blinders

Shadowhunters

Sons of Anarchy

Supernatural

Teen Wolf

The 100

The Witcher

The Vampire Diaries

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[viskovie]

Chibs: how’s dinner going?

Juice: started making it, had a breakdown

Chibs: …

Juice: bon appetit

[super-marvel-dc]

Jax: So what? You Don't scare me. I'm doing it anyway.

Chibs: That's it, I'm calling Y/N.

Jax: *Panicked* Wait! Please don't, They scare me.

Chibs: Too late for that Jackie boy. They're on their way now.

Y/N: *Bursts through through the door* Jackson Nathaniel Teller!

Jax: *High pitched scream*

[tragertrap]

Bobby: check this out I'm making pot brownies but without the pot

Chibs: so baking

[mysticalmallard]

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Incorrect SoA quotes

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Clay: where the hell are you off to?

Happy: I'm either going to get ice cream or commit a felony

Clay: ....🤨

Happy: I'll decide on the way

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Clay: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable in this club.

Jax: Sounds fake but ok.

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Happy: Hand me the people opener.

Clay: ... 🤨

Clay: Pardon?

Happy, annoyed: Just hand it to me!

Clay, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

Happy: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?

Clay: Knife! It's called a knife.

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Chibs: What are you planning to do?

Tiggy: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!

[tumbleweed-writes]

Juice, Tara, and Chibs at Saint Thomas.

Juice: "I got my ankles microwaved!"

Tara: "X-Rayed."

Juice: "They took my blood away to use for science."

Chibs: "Cholesterol Test."

Juice: "Chibs had his sinuses removed."

Chibs: "Looked at."

Juice: "Some guy looked at my Weiner."

Chibs: "And that guy wasn't even a doctor."

Tara: "WAIT WHAT?!"

[northamlet]

jax: this is vengeance

tig: this is justice

chibs: this is advocacy

bobby: this is perseverance

juice: ladies and gentlemen, this is mambo number 5