#sons of anarchy incorrect quotes

[super-marvel-dc]

Y/N: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?

Chibs: IT.

Tig: Annabelle.

Jax: Paranormal Activity.

Juice: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

[aprill-99]

Assistant: “This whole criminal empire thing takes a lot more paperwork than I thought.”

Boss: “It’s called organized crime for a damn reason Sheryl.”

[m1dv1ghtwrites]

Teller!Reader: Most homeowners in Arizona have black lights because scorpions are bioluminescent so they would-

Juice: wait what did you just say?

Teller!Reader: scorpions?

Juice: They’re invisible?

Teller!Reader: No… thats not what the means Juice.

[sweetest-chick]

Gemma, driving Kip and Rat Boy: So how was your day? Rat Boy: We almost got surprise adopted! Gemma: What? Kip: We almost got kidnapped. Gemma: Oh, okay. Gemma *slams on the breaks*: WAIT WHAT?!

[mysticalmallard]

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Incorrect SOA quotes

Tiggy: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

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Tiggy: Dom or sub?

Juice : I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.

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Chibs: *yawns*

Juice : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Chibs: Then you must be exhuasted.

Clay: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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Juice : Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.

Tiggy: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?

Juice : *Takes away Tiggy’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.

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Chibs: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Happy: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

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[tumbleweed-writes]

Juice, Tara, and Chibs at Saint Thomas.

Juice: "I got my ankles microwaved!"

Tara: "X-Rayed."

Juice: "They took my blood away to use for science."

Chibs: "Cholesterol Test."

Juice: "Chibs had his sinuses removed."

Chibs: "Looked at."

Juice: "Some guy looked at my Weiner."

Chibs: "And that guy wasn't even a doctor."

Tara: "WAIT WHAT?!"

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

April: What if he says “no”? Your father can be a little... difficult.

Leo: Are you afraid of my father?

Casey: We all are.

[ravennaortiz]

🤣

JUICE: How do you ask someone out? For a friend, I mean.

TIG: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what? My bed has room for two.

JUICE: Oh my god, no.

JAX: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

JUICE: Stop it.

HAPPY: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.

JUICE: Ok, I feel like that last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.

[5sospenguinqueen]

13 Reasons Why

Once Upon A Time

Peaky Blinders

Shadowhunters

Sons of Anarchy

Supernatural

Teen Wolf

The 100

The Witcher

The Vampire Diaries

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Outer Banks Incorrect Quotes

Stranger Things Incorrect Quotes

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[viskovie]

Chibs: how’s dinner going?

Juice: started making it, had a breakdown

Chibs: …

Juice: bon appetit

[super-marvel-dc]

Jax: So what? You Don't scare me. I'm doing it anyway.

Chibs: That's it, I'm calling Y/N.

Jax: *Panicked* Wait! Please don't, They scare me.

Chibs: Too late for that Jackie boy. They're on their way now.

Y/N: *Bursts through through the door* Jackson Nathaniel Teller!

Jax: *High pitched scream*

[ravennaortiz]

😂

Juice: I have a crush on this guy and I don’t know how to handle it so I glued a bunch of heart shaped confetti to his motorcycle…

Tig:

Jax:

Opie:

Chibs: THAT WAS YOU?!

[tragertrap]

Bobby: check this out I'm making pot brownies but without the pot

Chibs: so baking

[m1dv1ghtwrites]

Tig: Can i ask you a question?

Teller!Reader: Sure

Tig: Out of your two brothers-

Teller!Reader: You can ask me anything.

Tig: out of your two brothers (Jax and Thomas) who do you think would be the better kisser?

Teller!Reader: …

Teller!Reader: Okay so you know what I just said? I take that back.

Tig: I think it would be Jax.

Teller!Reader: WE’RE NOT GONNA SPECULATE EITHER

[northamlet]

jax: this is vengeance

tig: this is justice

chibs: this is advocacy

bobby: this is perseverance

juice: ladies and gentlemen, this is mambo number 5

[mysticalmallard]

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Incorrect SoA quotes

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Clay: where the hell are you off to?

Happy: I'm either going to get ice cream or commit a felony

Clay: ....🤨

Happy: I'll decide on the way

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Clay: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable in this club.

Jax: Sounds fake but ok.

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Happy: Hand me the people opener.

Clay: ... 🤨

Clay: Pardon?

Happy, annoyed: Just hand it to me!

Clay, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

Happy: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?

Clay: Knife! It's called a knife.

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Chibs: What are you planning to do?

Tiggy: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!