#incorrect samcro quotes

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Incorrect SOA quotes

Tiggy: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

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Tiggy: Dom or sub?

Juice : I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.

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Chibs: *yawns*

Juice : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Chibs: Then you must be exhuasted.

Clay: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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Juice : Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.

Tiggy: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?

Juice : *Takes away Tiggy’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.

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Chibs: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Happy: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

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CLAY: If you could change your name to anything, what would you change it to?

JAX: Forty exclamation points in a row and it’s pronounced like a person screaming.

[northamlet]

jax: this is vengeance

tig: this is justice

chibs: this is advocacy

bobby: this is perseverance

juice: ladies and gentlemen, this is mambo number 5

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Tara: How do you rate your pain?

Juice: Thumbs down.

Tara:

Juice: Do not recommend.

[cock-riding-giggity]

JUICE: And they showed me this cool friendship symbol!

BOBBY: ...

BOBBY: That’s a gang symbol. You accidentally joined a gang.

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Incorrect SoA quotes

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Clay: where the hell are you off to?

Happy: I'm either going to get ice cream or commit a felony

Clay: ....🤨

Happy: I'll decide on the way

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Clay: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable in this club.

Jax: Sounds fake but ok.

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Happy: Hand me the people opener.

Clay: ... 🤨

Clay: Pardon?

Happy, annoyed: Just hand it to me!

Clay, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

Happy: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?

Clay: Knife! It's called a knife.

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Chibs: What are you planning to do?

Tiggy: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!

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The gang on their way to prison

Juice : Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I'm just excited to have a bunk bed.

Tiggy:

Tiggy: I'm gonna tell him.

Bobby: Don't you dare.

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Lyla: What did Ida do this time?

Tara: More like WHO did Ida do this time?

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Chibs, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Opie: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Opie: Here you go.

Chibs:

Opie:

Ida: Why am I here?

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Tiggy: Come on, it'll be fun.

Tiggy: We can make a day of it.

Tiggy: Come on you bitch.

Chibs: I can't believe I have to say this.

Chibs: I don't have time to get tested for sti's with you tomorrow.

[ravennaortiz]

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JUICE: How do you ask someone out? For a friend, I mean.

TIG: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what? My bed has room for two.

JUICE: Oh my god, no.

JAX: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

JUICE: Stop it.

HAPPY: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.

JUICE: Ok, I feel like that last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.

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TIG: Juice hasn’t stopped staring through the window since the storm started.

TIG:

TIG: I suppose I should let him in.

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TIG: Why is there a dead person in here?

HAPPY: There was probably a live person in here, and then something happened to make them dead.

BOBBY: Great analysis, Hap.

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TIG: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

TIG: Ask me to kill for you.

JUICE: ... First of all, calm down-

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GEMMA: If I have to clean one more bloodstain from this carpet, I’m going to murder someone.

CLAY: Sounds a little counterproductive.

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JUICE: Where do I hide?

TIG: You don’t hide. You’re bait. Go act bait-y.

JUICE: What’s the plan?

OPIE: The enemies attack you.

JUICE: And then what?

JAX: The enemies kill you. We watch, we rejoice.

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CHIBS: Where are the others?

CLAY: They’re playing hide and seek.

CHIBS: Where?

CLAY: I don’t think that’s how it works.

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HAPPY: I have only punched one person, but the night is still young.

JUICE: Forgive him, he has no manners.

HAPPY: I get by on good looks.

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JAX: I’m open to suggestions, here.

BOBBY: How about a tactical retreat?

JAX: What’s that?

BOBBY: It’s like running away, but manlier.