#soa incorrect quotes

[super-marvel-dc]

Y/N: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?

Chibs: IT.

Tig: Annabelle.

Jax: Paranormal Activity.

Juice: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

[winter-rossie]

"Achilles and Patroclus were more than Friends". I say in the mic. The crowd Boos I turn to leave "They're right" Says a voice I turn and look, Its Alexander the Great.

[tumbleweed-writes]

Reader *looking innocently at Chibs*: "So, what was the Great Depression like?"

Chibs *deeply sighing* : "It was fine."

[m1dv1ghtwrites]

Teller!Reader: Most homeowners in Arizona have black lights because scorpions are bioluminescent so they would-

Juice: wait what did you just say?

Teller!Reader: scorpions?

Juice: They’re invisible?

Teller!Reader: No… thats not what the means Juice.���

[mysticalmallard]

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Incorrect SOA quotes

Tiggy: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

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Tiggy: Dom or sub?

Juice : I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.

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Chibs: *yawns*

Juice : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Chibs: Then you must be exhuasted.

Clay: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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Juice : Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.

Tiggy: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?

Juice : *Takes away Tiggy’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.

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Chibs: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Happy: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

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[ravennaortiz]

🤣

JUICE: How do you ask someone out? For a friend, I mean.

TIG: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what? My bed has room for two.

JUICE: Oh my god, no.

JAX: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

JUICE: Stop it.

HAPPY: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.

JUICE: Ok, I feel like that last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.

[the-crowned-fowl]

Sparks of Adventure MASTERPOST

This is a Masterpost for the SoA comic, and everything related to it! I'm new to this kind of stuff, so it'll be a bit messy for a bit as i figure things out :] and reminder, #Sparks of Adventure and #SoA Comic are the main tags! I also use #SoA stuff for general art or fanart :]

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MAIN COMIC:

CHAPTER ONE - COVER ART

PAGE 1-3

[be-crazyinsane]

Patroclus: achilles once texted me "your adorable" so i texted him back "no, YOU'RE adorable"

Briseis: and?

Patroclus: and now we're dating, we've been to six dates. all i did was point out a typo but i like him so hey, i'm not complaining.

[viskovie]

Juice (visibly shivering): I'm so cold ;n; Opie: this is California... what did you do in New York when it snowed??? Juice: I SUFFERED!!

[ravennaortiz]

😂

Juice: I have a crush on this guy and I don’t know how to handle it so I glued a bunch of heart shaped confetti to his motorcycle…

Tig:

Jax:

Opie:

Chibs: THAT WAS YOU?!

[magickhajiit]

*Chibs and Juice lying in bed together*

Chibs: Wow, I can't believe it, I've only got two hours until I call in sick for work.

Juice: I have to be up in seven minutes.

Chibs: Well you're not going to believe this but if you have seven minutes...

Juice: Really?

Chibs: You wanna?

Juice: Okay! You get the vacuum cleaner and I'll get the furniture polish!

[super-marvel-dc]

Jax: So what? You Don't scare me. I'm doing it anyway.

Chibs: That's it, I'm calling Y/N.

Jax: *Panicked* Wait! Please don't, They scare me.

Chibs: Too late for that Jackie boy. They're on their way now.

Y/N: *Bursts through through the door* Jackson Nathaniel Teller!

Jax: *High pitched scream*

[winter-rossie]

I love You More than Percy Jackson. ''Really, Aww Do you love me more than The Song Of Achillies, too?'' Know Your Limits.

[tumbleweed-writes]

Chibs spotting Reader holding a knife: "No, come on, lass. Violence isn't the answer."

Reader lowering the knife: "I guess you're right."

Reader raising the knife again: "Violence is the question and the answer is YES."

Chibs : "Lass, no."

Reader: "LASS YES!"

Happy standing in the background: *Proud*

[m1dv1ghtwrites]

Tig: Can i ask you a question?

Teller!Reader: Sure

Tig: Out of your two brothers-

Teller!Reader: You can ask me anything.

Tig: out of your two brothers (Jax and Thomas) who do you think would be the better kisser?

Teller!Reader: …

Teller!Reader: Okay so you know what I just said? I take that back.

Tig: I think it would be Jax.

Teller!Reader: WE’RE NOT GONNA SPECULATE EITHER

[mysticalmallard]

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Incorrect SoA quotes

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Clay: where the hell are you off to?

Happy: I'm either going to get ice cream or commit a felony

Clay: ....🤨

Happy: I'll decide on the way

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Clay: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable in this club.

Jax: Sounds fake but ok.

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Happy: Hand me the people opener.

Clay: ... 🤨

Clay: Pardon?

Happy, annoyed: Just hand it to me!

Clay, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

Happy: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?

Clay: Knife! It's called a knife.

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Chibs: What are you planning to do?

Tiggy: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!