#soa incorrect quotes

[super-marvel-dc]

Y/N: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?

Chibs: IT.

Tig: Annabelle.

Jax: Paranormal Activity.

Juice: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

[sungodra]

Achilles: Go big or go home!

Patroclus, with tears in his eyes: I'm begging you, Achilles, for once in your life, please, just this once, go home

Achilles: I'm going big

[winter-rossie]

I love You More than Percy Jackson. ''Really, Aww Do you love me more than The Song Of Achillies, too?'' Know Your Limits.

[tumbleweed-writes]

Chibs spotting Reader holding a knife: "No, come on, lass. Violence isn't the answer."

Reader lowering the knife: "I guess you're right."

Reader raising the knife again: "Violence is the question and the answer is YES."

Chibs : "Lass, no."

Reader: "LASS YES!"

Happy standing in the background: *Proud*

[mysticalmallard]

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Incorrect SOA quotes

Tiggy: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

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Tiggy: Dom or sub?

Juice : I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.

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Chibs: *yawns*

Juice : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Chibs: Then you must be exhuasted.

Clay: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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Juice : Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.

Tiggy: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?

Juice : *Takes away Tiggy’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.

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Chibs: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Happy: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

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[m1dv1ghtwrites]

Teller!Reader: Most homeowners in Arizona have black lights because scorpions are bioluminescent so they would-

Juice: wait what did you just say?

Teller!Reader: scorpions?

Juice: They’re invisible?

Teller!Reader: No… thats not what the means Juice.

[soaincorrect]

Cock and also balls

[ravennaortiz]

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JUICE: How do you ask someone out? For a friend, I mean.

TIG: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what? My bed has room for two.

JUICE: Oh my god, no.

JAX: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

JUICE: Stop it.

HAPPY: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.

JUICE: Ok, I feel like that last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.

[the-crowned-fowl]

Sparks of Adventure MASTERPOST

This is a Masterpost for the SoA comic, and everything related to it! I'm new to this kind of stuff, so it'll be a bit messy for a bit as i figure things out :] and reminder, #Sparks of Adventure and #SoA Comic are the main tags! I also use #SoA stuff for general art or fanart :]

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CHAPTER ONE - COVER ART

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[viskovie]

Juice (visibly shivering): I'm so cold ;n; Opie: this is California... what did you do in New York when it snowed??? Juice: I SUFFERED!!

[sungodra]

Achilles: Wow Patroclus you're very mature for your age

Patroclus: thanks, it's the trauma

[ilovemanicures]

When I tell you I literally LOL’ed

Patroclus: achilles once texted me "your adorable" so i texted him back "no, YOU'RE adorable"

Briseis: and?

Patroclus: and now we're dating, we've been to six dates. all i did was point out a typo but i like him so hey, i'm not complaining.

[winter-rossie]

Okay, so, I like, have a random thought or a headcanon You all remember the time Nico ran away from CHB, But then didn't he come to the Titan War fully trained in sword fighting? Nico could talk, touch and communicate with souls, right? So, imagine he is just down Elysium and sees two souls very much in love. Love for Nico is rare, so he goes over there and gasps, It is Achillies and Patroclus, his most favorite heroes ever.

[tumbleweed-writes]

Tig: "Do you ever think the wind is trying to tell us something and we've just forgotten how to hear it." Chibs: "I just want you to stop saying odd shit."

[mysticalmallard]

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Incorrect SoA quotes

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Clay: where the hell are you off to?

Happy: I'm either going to get ice cream or commit a felony

Clay: ....🤨

Happy: I'll decide on the way

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Clay: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable in this club.

Jax: Sounds fake but ok.

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Happy: Hand me the people opener.

Clay: ... 🤨

Clay: Pardon?

Happy, annoyed: Just hand it to me!

Clay, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

Happy: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?

Clay: Knife! It's called a knife.

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Chibs: What are you planning to do?

Tiggy: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!

[ravennaortiz]

😂

Juice: I have a crush on this guy and I don’t know how to handle it so I glued a bunch of heart shaped confetti to his motorcycle…

Tig:

Jax:

Opie:

Chibs: THAT WAS YOU?!