#patrochilles modern au

[spineless-lobster]

I’m having a prophetic vision of modern au achilles in a group chat typing “who is this DIVA 💜” and sending a blurry picture of patroclus doing nothing interesting in particular

[sahebro-mythology-freak]

Patrochilles: (at a restaurant )

Achilles: pat-

Patroclus: its fine really...

Achilles: they put peanuts in ur salad...

Patroclus : mhm

Achilles: ur allergic...

Patroclus: it would be rude tho..

[peggy-sue-reads-a-book]

How does Achilles and Patroclus' book shelf look like? What's on it?

Well, you see, both bois are staunch minimalists so not much and it’s from IKEA. Achilles is dyslexic and has adhd so he’s really more of a podcast guy but he does like the Harry Potter audiobooks because the world lends itself to silly quizzes he can take about himself.

As for Pat, he’s such a plant mom and also likes to try new skills and hobbies so the shelf is in a sunny spot and has his cookbooks and knitting patterns arranged nicely with his plants. There’s a couple nice hardbacks of contemporary lit you can’t access for free. Other than that, he uses a Kindle.

[justvea18]

Idk I'm obsessed with my own au help me

[bleeding-seraphic]

It'd be so cute if you drew patrochilles in a modern au where patroclus is achilles's nurse at some sort of sporting event and Achilles goes there every day wth the smallest "injuries" (example, a paper cut or a little tiny bite from like an ant of some shit) and patroclus thinks it's adorable but stupid asf. (Mostly adorable) and just obviously make it gay as all hades (hell).

Thanks so much and I hope you're having s lovely day!! :DD

ok so I already had a full modern au and this fit right in so it’s canon now. here have this

[alibonbonn]

gift comm for @johaerys-writes' fic, You're a Walking Disaster and Yet-

[kupidachillea]

Achilles x You x Patroclus hcs

Author note: This is sorta self indulgent, please be nice in the comments. I understand this isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but just be nice about it and have an open mind.💕

TW: None, this is mainly fluff. Besides the mentions of wounds and training (fighting)

-🌿 When you first meet them, it’s not really what you expected. You had moved to Greece and were staying with Chiron until he suggested that you could stay with his former students. And you agreed.

-🏺 You found yourself in their home as their new housemate. How odd, but you brushed it off as something akin to a roommate and you hoped you could get along with the two former warriors.

-🌿 At first Achilles was skeptical of you, not entirely on board with the idea of living with someone other than his companion..but Patroclus managed to get him to calm down enough to accept you as a new friend into their space.

-🏺And for the most part, things were good between the 3 of you. You mainly tried not to be a bother but also tried to engage with them every once in awhile. As well as doing basic house chores.

-🌿 Besides that you’d watch the boys train together and occasionally patch them up from their little fights. It was more so harder to get Achilles to accept treatment but he’d always give in..mumbling that your touch was “So soft..” every time you’d clean up his injuries.

-🏺Patroclus was actually quite thrilled that he wouldn’t always have to be tending to his own wounds after training (or deal with Achilles’ scrappy bandage work). It meant he could relax while you asked about how training went and how he’d respond. The boys seemed to grow to enjoy your company each week.

-🌿Not that you noticed it at first, but they’d start to do little things for you. Before they’d never really make breakfast for you but now you’d come downstairs to your breakfast already made for you and a sweet note from Patroclus to your surprise.

-🏺 Even when you stay up late nights, Achilles will walk by your room or wherever you are and frown when he sees that you’re still up. You’d give him some excuse but he didn’t care..he’d pick you up despite your protest and place you in bed.

-🌿 If you still didn’t want to sleep he’d call Patroclus and they’d both stay in your room with you until your fall asleep, ultimately causing them to fall asleep with you in the bed in a sweet cuddle pile.

-🏺At first Achilles would never want to admit that he was starting to have feelings for you, because he didn’t think it’d be possible since it’s been years..but as soon as Patroclus pipes up saying he’s developed feelings for you too- he ultimately admits it with a defeated sigh. At least he knows they’re both on the same page.

-🌿 Of course they’re both conflicted at first, but then they decide to own up to it- I mean- if they can handle the war they can handle courting…right?….right?

-🏺It’s a bit of a task but they start getting more touchy with you, sleeping on your lap or resting against your back with their weight. This obviously confuses you- and if you’re easily flustered they’ll lightly tease you for it. Achilles with his smirk and Patroclus with a sweet yet knowing grin.

-🌿 They’ve taken it upon themselves to start giving you nicknames: like “Dear”, “Darling”, “Love”, or in Achilles’ case; “Doll” or “Dollface”. At times you’ll call them nicknames too like “Achi” or “Patro”..but nothing like what they say since you’re not sure if they’d appreciate, but deep down they’re aching for you to call them a silly lovey nickname.

-🏺 At some point though over the course of the months you’ve been living with them, Achilles gets impatient and sick of you not getting their hints and they both end up confronting you just as you were about to settle down and do you own thing-

-🌿 Achilles was about ti accuse you of playing around with them until Patroclus chimed in, cutting off the words of his companion and speaking for them both. Basically confessing that they have liked you for some time now…He would look at you with a pleading gaze in his beautiful green eyes..patiently waiting for a response from you while Achilles scanned your shocked expression.

-🏺You being you, you were trying to play it safe..but seeing how serious they were about being a “Throuple” with you was not something you expected, but you eventually decided to give them a chance when you saw even the proud Achilles look at you in almost a pleading manner.

-🌿 They were over the moon- Achilles wasting no time in pulling you in for a heated kiss, his lips colliding with your and making you blink in surprise before kissing him back..When he pulled away he was grinning like an idiot.

-🏺Patroclus was more gentle, asking his he could kiss you before pulling you into his arms and being a little more passionate about it. Though he did bite your bottom lip teasingly.

-🌿 You were pleasantly surprised to say the least and soon enough they both ushered you to the sofa to cuddle and watch some movies. Achilles laying so that you were laying in his chest and Patroclus snuggling between your legs, his face resting on your chest too while you blushed and thought about how this relationship would progress.

[3am-thoughts-of-achilles]

Achilles: wasn’t iCarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?

Patroclus: ICARUS???

[its0berenice]

summer vibes

[patrochillesvibes]

[votapublica]

someone should write a fanfic about Achilles getting killed and reincarnated into modern world with his memory and big ego. But now in this world, he is the son who is casted away, Patroclus is the son of very important figure, and Patroclus takes Achilles as a body guard or assistance. For the first time in his life, Achilles learns to be a follower. What’s worse, Patroclus doesn’t seem to remember him at all.

[sahebro-mythology-freak]

Agamemnon: Hey achilles wanna hang out right now?

Achilles on a date with Pat: Sry man.. my mom said no

Pat: But your mom isn't-

Achilles: SHUT up or no hugs for a week

[johaerys-writes]

you're a walking disaster and yet-

—I'll follow in your wake.

Patrochilles | 148k | Modern AU | Ch. 23/23

Summary:

"You'll meet my son, Achilles, soon," Mr Pelides told Patroclus on their drive there. "You two will get along just fine. He's as wild as they come, though." The indulgent pride with which he said the words made them sound almost like a compliment. "Don’t let him talk you into anything."

Patroclus blushed as he swore, with strong conviction, that he would absolutely not do that. No sir.

He knows better than that.

Or: Achilles is a threat and a menace. As they grow up together, Patroclus falls for him anyway.

Read the complete work on AO3!

[helpmeimblorboing]

TMH Achilles, mindlessly scrolling through his YouTube feed - Hey who’s this cute guy with barely any followers ?

TMH Patroclus - (performs a beautiful rendition of Can’t Help Falling In Love by Elvis Presley)

TMH Achilles -

(A few minutes later)

TMH Peleus, who has been trying, unsuccessfully, to do his work as his son stares at him moodily from a corner of his room - Achilles, what is it ?

TMH Achilles, completely seriously - Father, I wish to get married

[peggy-sue-reads-a-book]

Modern AU where Skyros in fact a gay bar, everyone knows this except Deidamia, who is trying to throw her own self a bachelorette party on drag night, at which point Odysseus arrives and really, really can’t find Achilles.

[whitevesper]

listen, but… tsoa school-au??

- odysseus is that cool teacher™who allows you to leave his lesson before the break

- before school he always buys some flowers to his wife penelope, also a teacher, and brings to her lessons

- patroclus was transferred to this school because he had a fight in the last one (not his fault, but still)

- on the first day odysseus tells him to sit with achilles — this is a beginning of a great friendship (and a great romance 😌)

- chiron is a teacher of biology

- students are still not sure do they like him or are they scared of him

- he ships patrochilles together with odysseus and like always puts them in the same group (“sir why do you always let achilles and patroclus work together? — “heracles it’s a romance you idiot”)

- achilles and patroclus go to the drama class, where they meet briseis and became friends with her

- briseis came to their school on an exchange program and still don’t know language very well, so patroclus helps her

- achilles is jealous even though he didn’t tell patroclus about his ✨feelings✨, but briseis cooperates with odysseus and chiron

- and — finally! — patroclus starts dating with achilles — thetis doesn’t mind it bc she doesn’t know