#son of hook

[lumax-mayclair]

DESCENDANTS: RISE OF READ OPINIONS AND SPOILERS*

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Absolutely despised seeing Uma without her right hand or even her left hand and random pirates who def weren’t her crew from before but I still actually really enjoyed the movie, I had a feeling I would from the trailer. My biggest complaint (aside from no Harry) would def be the ending. They needed to hurry things along a bit or added like 20-30 minutes; we shoulda seen the castle coming as a full scene, going from the past to present and everything just working out is a bit lazy. As much as I really enjoyed the VK’s (Uliana and co.) maybe we didn’t need to focus on them so much. At one point I actually thought they were a red herring. I thought they were gonna be wild and totally change the face of Cinderella for us by making it so that she was the one who pulled the prank on Bridget, not the VK’s and we’d be like wtf and the daughter would be like wtf and we’d all have gagged 😱. . . But they didn’t 🫤. Anyway o h my god, the cgi was so much better and even the set design was a lot better than the original IMO, i thought the dialogue was even better too. The music while I thought was good was def not that girl (D2); she was kinda just cute 🤷🏻‍♀️) anyway a solid 81% from me 👍

And rip Cameron ❤️🖤🤍

[azzzryel]

Et la version couleur pour le lol :D

(Je viens de réaliser qu'Audrey ressemble étrangement à Princesse Bubblegum-)

[booksandmemes]

Harry: How do I make a date romantic? Gil: Be mysterious. Harry: Okay. *Later* Uma: So where are we going? Harry: None of your fcking business. . Evie: Here are two pictures. One is your dorm. The other is a dumpster. Can you tell which is which? Jay: Jay: This one's the dumpster. Evie: they are both your dorm. . Jane: What's worse than heartbreak? Carlos: Stepping on your pet's tail and not being able to explain how sorry you are. . Ben: Wanna hear a dark joke? Mal: Ya, I love dark humour. Ben: *turns off the lights* knock knock. Mal: Turn the damn lights back on. . Mal: I lost Uma. Evie: How do you LOSE Uma. Mal: To be fair she's pretty small. . Jay: Say no to drugs. Jay: Say yes to drugs. Jay: it doesn't matter what you say. if you're talking to drugs, you ARE on drugs. . Fairy G: So, you three, we sent letters telling your parents not to worry- Evie: They won't. Fairy G: That you're safe- Jay: That'll just depress them. Fairy G: And that you'll be seeing them in a few weeks. Carlos: Do we have to? . Evie: I love you, Doug, and I'd do anything within reason to make you happy. Doug: Eat, stay hydrated and get enough sleep for your body to function. Evie: I said within reason. . Uma: Why were you up till 3 am yesterday? Gil: How do you know I was? Harry: we could hear you clapping to the friends intro every 25 minutes.

[ashwritesandyaps]

Some descendants texts post (1)

pt. 2 / pt. 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9

[supercap2319]

Y/N: "Before I head to the Isle, I wanna hear those three magic words."

Ben: "I love you?"

Y/N: "Sweet, but try again."

Ben: "Fuck Harry Hook?"

Y/N: *Smiles* "That's my prince Beasty."

[littlemagicalstardust]

After retaining the belt, HOOK announced the FTW championship will now be retired and then presented the belt to his dad, Taz <3

[bananaactivity]

Core 4 AU Redesigns

Finally… I have them all.

+ Ben :3

These guys are all 21-22, they attend Auradon University including Ben who is not king yet.

Feel free to ask me about them in the ask box if you’d like >:3

[here-i-am-again-god]

annnnnnnnd random dump once again

Part 41

[dxscxndxnts]

D3 Rewatch

Y’all, there are two moments that may have gone unnoticed. I can’t remember cuz it was FIVE YEARS AGO but in the spirit of Rise of Red coming, here’s another random analysis posts.

Two Harry Hook moments in D3 stuck out to me

His whole character in D2 centered around being an unhinged second hand to Uma. In D3 he was more played out to be a MASSIVE flirt, very obnoxious, and still very unhinged.

Except:

(To Ben) You’re probably just gonna throw us all back inside.

(To Mal, on Uma’s behalf) You talk pretty, but she’s already made up her mind.

In these moments, for just a brief second, HARRY HOOK SEEMS SANE.

The situation gets real. His safety (and Uma’s) are not only threatened but guaranteed to be tanked with the return to hell on earth, and his unhinged facade (come on, its a cover) drops.

You can also say it drops when the groups reconvene after finding Ben and he asks Uma if she’s okay all quiet like, but lbr we’re all rewatched that scene to its death, Harry being soft to Uma is nothing new.

Anybody else glance this?

[mushed-kid]

part 4

i love making these (if u know me at all yk that already)

[ventipinkdrinks]

the npcs on the space station thingy talk about arlan like "brother arlan could fight off six bears and ten lions with a toothpick and a penny," and then u see arlan and hes just a dude

[meteor752]

Descendants the rise of red has without a doubt the weirdest, most abrupt ending I have ever seen. Like, I know they’re teasing a sequel, but they were doing so much and then did not deliver on any of it, and I have never seen been more disappointed in a movie

[kanzakurawrites]

I read the first Hunger Games book for the first time (yeah, I know I know) and now all I can imagine is a Descendants Au of it.

Like, the villains keep having children, and the children are having children. The isle of so overpopulated, very quickly, and the only solution that the villains think of is making a group of children fight to death each year. This is eight years into the Isle. The goblins row the kids out to the Isle of Doom, and go back at the end of each week. Some are done in that first week, the longest went two months.

The first few times the kids tried not to, they are kids, but then the adults just killed them all.

Unlike the Hunger Games, they allow one male and one female to come out alive (this proves their worth, and their children could be "strong". Remember, these are villains trying to get off the Isle)

Jay ends up in three times, he comes out each of them just a little more haunted.

Mal goes in at ten, she comes out without her wings and half dead. Gil was in that year, and he saved her life. (He found out about her dad, because Mal's flames showed themselves and she survived too many attempts on her life. He becomes a shadow to her, and not even Uma's wrath will make him stop)

Evie ends up in there at 15, going in Dizzy's place. It was the quickest game the Isle ever had. She poisoned the remaining food and water, and thanks to her mother, she was able to go without it while waiting.

Uma and Harry were in together. Uma was 11, and Harry was 12. Ever since they've been inseparable, but they don't talk about what happened in there.

Carlos is a lucky one. His cousin Ivy took his place, and she burned the Isle of Doom to the ground. She's one of the few never allowed back there, as the next year's games weren't as entertaining for the oldest villains. (But that's the year they found out there's just a smidge of magic on the isle, because the few trees that were there grew back)

Many VK's try to disappear to avoid the games. Some live under the Isle in the tunnels, which has driven a couple mad.

And yet Auradon doesn't realize what is happening - or they just don't care.

[jupiterisaroace]

GUYYSSSSSSS

DESCENDANTS FANNNNSSSSS

Ahem

So, if you didn’t know, I have a roleplay group! We need more members though if anyone wants to join!

(FYI: if you wanna be a D1, D2, or D3 character please try to interact with everyone, including people from Merlin Academy even though they’re from the past. I know it can be hard but let’s just say Red has a job where she lets people travel to the past or something? Idk we have to make it work somehow so just bear with us. We can also do where let’s say Uma is talking to Uliana we could make it like Uliana is in the present if you want to. We are all learning how to do this so PLEASE BEAR WITH USSSSS😭)

We need

D1:

Mal

Jay

Evie

Chad

Audrey

Ben

Doug

Jane

Belle

Lonnie

(if there’s anyone else please tell me but this is all I can remember)

D2:

Gil

Ursula

Dizzy

(again, if there’s anyone else let me know)

D3:

Celia

Lady Tremaine

(yk, if there’s anyone else please tell me)

D4:

Aladdin

Jasmine

Tiana

Charming

(AGAIN, if I forgot anyone lmk)

If you wanna be an OC/Wicked World/book character please lmk

Right now we have:

Uliana - @watchthemfleeee / aka @brokenmilkcrates

Hook - @sh-ttyseas / aka @sillylilneurodivergent (me)

Zellie - @z3ll13 / aka @saturnisaroace

Morgie - @morgieserpentine / aka @skellseerwriting

Bridget : @princess-of-hearts / aka @the-real-agatha-harkness

Ella - @charmingisdebatable / aka @nevaeh-daughterofvalcarol

Hades - @had3zz / @sleepyking

Maleficent - @thousandthorns / aka @frenchgirltalya

Fay - @faybibbidi / aka @little-teacupss

Red - @rebelmenaceonegirlriot / aka @shortnfuckinsweet

Chloe - @chloecharmingg / aka @scraptumblers

CJ - @cjh00k / aka @aiodenhunt

Harry - @firstmate-firstdate / aka @mystic-mae

Merlin - @merlin512 / aka @merlin512

Beast - @king-beast-of-auradon / aka @salieri27

Uma - @youknow-my-name / aka @imahumashipper

(Think that’s it)

𖥔 ࣪ ᥫ᭡ꗃ⋆࣪.

[ashwritesandyaps]

Descendants Text Post pt.4!

1 / 2 /pt 3 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8

[supercap2319]

Y/N: *Sees Harry on top of Ben* "Harry!"

Harry: "What? There's not that many horny guys here in Auradon, so I have to make do with what I have."

Y/N: "Get your slutty hooks off of my man!"

Harry: *Stands up* "Make me."

Y/N: "Gladly." *Picks up a statue of a head and gets ready to throw it*