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the-kinfesssional · 3 months
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I kin both Son Goku and Son Gohan. I am both father and son. This is so funny. We ALSO have a Goku fictive in our system. Double the Goku
-Son Goku/Son Gohan
Goku²
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findinyourkin · 8 months
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Im Son Gohan from the Dragon Ball series. I dont know anyone from my source so Id love to talk to any of you who happen to see this. Ill talk to fictives or kin as long as they take it seriously. Im currently 17.
You can interact with this post however you want. When I see it Im going to try and contact you asap!
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peachixd · 9 months
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~ ♡ 𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑽𝑰 ♡ ~
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wolfish-chan · 6 months
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Made an unhinged kin list in case you were wondering what I did this weekend 🫶
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randomthefox · 6 months
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I do like the interpretation that Raditz was basically toxic masculinity The Character. Even moreso than Vegeta, since the prince honestly seems like he was just born broken and had to be pieced together very slowly. Goku getting amnesia and becoming a sweetheart does seem to suggest that the tabula rasa for the sons of Bardock is to be decent people, and it's the culture of the Saiyan species that turns them into what they are.
Raditz was a low class warrior, and the son of a low class warrior. His species was wiped out and his planet blown up. And the only Saiyans left in all of existence were two Elites, who constantly looked down on him for being garbage who was barely as strong as literal vegetables (the saibamen). They probably only barely tolerated him because he was also a Saiyan, but especially considering this is Vegeta we're talking about here that tolerance probably didn't extend very far. Raditz might have felt the urge to prove himself to his superiors, to show himself worthy among these Elites, by overcompensating and amping up how ruthless and brutal he could be so that he could earn their respect.
And then one day they find themselves having difficulty conquering a planet. Even these two Elites would be challenged by it! But then Raditz remembers, he has a baby brother. Another low class cast off just like him! Surely Kakarot will be enough to tip the scales in their favor, and if he does maybe these Elite's will see them differently. They'll see that they have value as Saiyans despite how low class they are, he and his baby brother will finally earn the respect of his (male, violence obsessed) peers.
So when he finally meets his little brother Kakarot again and finds out what became of him, you could read quite a lot into his reaction and what must be going through Radtiz's head. Based on the way Raditz talks to Goku, it's clear that Raditz EXPECTS Goku to remember him on a personal level. They MUST have interacted before Kakarot was sent off to earth to at least some capacity, otherwise dialog like this doesn't really make sense.
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Raditz and Kakarot KNEW each other before the calamity that befell their planet. They've been separated for decades and a lot happened during that time, but Raditz still expects Kakarot to remember him. He seemed genuinely shocked that Goku had suffered from amnesia, and his demeanor was pretty flapped. His only family left in the entire galaxy, his fellow low class Saiyan and kin the only person in the entire galaxy who is on his level. And those memories of their childhood as brothers was erased. Read this panel with that in mind.
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Raditz WANTS his brother back. But he has also had 20 years of living with Vegeta to sculpt him as a person, and this is where the Toxic Masculinity creeps in. The desperation and confusion he let drive his interactions with his little brother thus far is put under control, and Raditz starts playing the aloof and bemused monster. He puts on the mask of being the ideal saiyan warrior. Someone who laughs off the destruction of their home planet
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Someone who relishes in the thrill of carnage and bloodshed. It's the very reason they became the most powerful race in the galaxy. It's the very reason they are both still alive.
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He's TRYING to wake Kakarot back up. He's TRYING to get his brother back. He's overcompensating, he's playing it up, he's EMULATING VEGETA because he thinks this will rile up the Saiyan inside of Goku that has laid dormant.
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When Goku rejects him it must be crushing, but he hides it under a confident veneer. Because he's still confident that he can make this work when he notices Gohan. If Goku won't be motivated by the promise of battle and wrecking death, MAYBE Goku will be motivated by the paternal instinct to protect his son?
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Think about this given what we know: Saiyans aren't supposed to CARE about their children. At least that's what we've been told. And yet Raditz is trying to wake up Goku's Saiyan instincts by threatening his son. It's almost a Catch-22, Saiyans are supposed to only care about strength and fighting and killing over everything else, and yet Raditz is hoping to stoke those flames by tugging on Goku's love and protective instincts for his child. It's like Raditz is blending what he knows about his own family with what is expected of Saiyans - if Goku was a "real" Saiyan then he shouldn't care about Gohan especially considering he's such a weak child, but Raditz is COUNTING on Goku caring enough about his son that he'd be willing to slaughter a hundred earthlings.
He hopes that if he's FORCED to kill for the sake of his son, that experience will bring Kakarot back out and he'll remember what being a Saiyan who lives to fight and kill is like again. And the only reason he'd think that plan would work is if he assumed, BASED ON NO OBSERVABLE INTERACTION HE'D HAVE WITNESSED SINCE ARRIVING ON THE ISLAND, that Goku cares about his son. THAT'S the true Raditz, the Raditz who assumes based on nothing that his brother would love and value his son more than one hundred random strangers. It's the toxic masculinity of living around Nappa and Vegeta his whole life that makes Raditz think that "a real man Saiyan" SHOULD only care about battle that makes him think that engaging in senseless slaughter will wake Kakarot back up.
He's trying to impart this onto Goku because he wants Goku to join him. He's trying to turn Goku into a monster because that's what Raditz thinks he is, thinks that they both should be, so that they can fit in and be seen as worthy by the only two other Saiyans left in existence. He wants more than anything for Goku to join him so they can both go back to Vegeta and show those Elite's what they're worth. And Goku is rejecting him, rejecting his very nature as a Saiyan, CHOPPED OFF HIS OWN TAIL just so he could fit in with these weak earthlings?
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Rejecting his family, his species, his heritage, and for what? So he can be a weakling who isn't worthy of standing next to the Elites?
So that he can leave Raditz alone with those two Elites who he can't possibly measure up against? Again?
He HAS to try and convince Goku to become a monster. That's the only solution, truly. Surely, once he sees how fun it is to commit genocide, he'll come around and be his brother again, right? After all that's what Saiyans are all about. He's a Saiyan, just like me, and we Saiyans HAVE to be this way otherwise we're not worthy, that's what those Elites have always said and they should know because they're the creme de la creme of Saiyan society! I have to be ruthless, I have to be obsessed with strength and power and nothing else, I have to be willing to kill my own brother and nephew otherwise I'm not a real man. And maybe, just maybe, if I show my poor brain damaged little brother that that's what we Saiyans are all about, maybe he'll Wake Up and come back to me and we can be a family again. A family of monsters.
The poison drips through.
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blood-fiend-power · 1 year
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HIIIII my name is Bibi but you can call me by any of my Kins names!! I am a Beatrice Luna Reden (I Love Amy) fictive and this is my kin blog!! I'm gonna be reblogging stuff and sometimes making canon calls or other stuff here so yeah B)
Proshippers and homophobes/transphobes dni!!!!!
I am these characters, don't try arguing with me about it <3
SOURCEMATES PLEASE INTERACT I MISS YOU WAAAA
KIN LIST!!! (If they are Pink then they are Important, Red means interact with care)
Sayaka Maizono (Danganronpa)
Mondo Owada (Danganronpa)
Junko Enoshima- Ult. Gambler (Danganronpa)
Junko Enoshima- Ult. Fashionista/Ult. Hope (Danganronpa)
Kyoko Kirigiri (Danganronpa)
Mahiru Koizumi- Ult. ???/Ult. Hope (Danganronpa)
Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa)
Sonia Nevermind (Danganronpa)
Kaede Akamatsu (Danganronpa)
Kirumi Tojo (Danganronpa)
Korekiyo Shinguji (Danganronpa)
Dr. Coomer (HLVRAI)
Benrey (HLVRAI)
Garou (One Punch Man)
Kris Dreemur (Deltarune)
Noelle Holiday (Deltarune)
Toriel (Undertale)
Chara Dreemur (Undertale)
Ragatha (Amazing Digital Circus)
Marceline (Adventure Time)
The Star (Fionna and Cake)
Jonathan Joestar (JoJo's)
Josuke Higashikata (JoJo's)
Yukako Yamagishi (JoJo's)
Bruno Bucciarati (JoJo's)
Diego Brando (JoJo's)
Dell Conagher (Team Fortress 2)
Rouge The Bat (Sonic The Hedgehog)
Metal Sonic (Sonic The Hedgehog)
Maria Robotnik (Sonic The Hedgehog)
ENA (ENA)
Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club)
Modeus (Helltaker)
Pandemonica (Helltaker)
Dave Strider (Homestuck)
Jade Harley (Homestuck)
Dirk Strider (Homestuck)
Hal Strider (Homestuck)
Davesprite (Homestuck)
Davepetasprite^2 (Homestuck)
Sollux Captor (Homestuck)
Kanaya Maryam (Homestuck)
Vriska Serket (Homestuck)
Eridan Ampora (Homestuck)
Feferi Peixes (Homestuck)
Nepeta Leijon (Homestuck)
Gamzee Makara (Homestuck)
Beta Kankri Vantas/The Signless (Homestuck)
Porrim Maryam (Homestuck)
Latula Pyrope (Homestuck)
Aranea Serket (Homestuck)
Kurloz Makara (Homestuck)
Jade Strider (Homestuck- Jade Harley Dave Ways)
Roxy Crocker (Homestuck- Roxy Lalonde Jane Ways)
Feferi Maryam (Homestuck- Feferi Peixes Porrim Ways)
Nepeta Captor (Homestuck- Nepeta Leijon Mituna Ways)
Callie Oohpee (Homestuck- Troll Au)
Power (Chainsaw Man)
Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)
Sanji (One Piece)
Najimi Osana (Komi Can't Communicate)
Omoharu Nakanaka (Komi Can't Communicate)
GLaDOS (Portal)
Lindsay (Total Drama)
Gwen (Total Drama)
Ella (Total Drama)
Julia (Total Drama)
Scary Girl (Total Drama)
Wilford Warfstache (Markiplier Cinematic Universe)
Wally Darling (Welcome Home)
Maggie (Hazbin Hotel)
Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
Rosie (Hazbin Hotel)
Carmilla Carmine (Hazbin Hotel)
Lute (Hazbin Hotel)
Angel Gabby (Angel Hare)
Pest (Regretevator)
Lampert (Regretevator)
Mach (Regretevator)
Falin Touden (Dungeon Meshi)
Doorwoman (That's Not My Neighbor)
Heather Chandler (Heathers: The Musical)
Nene (Pico School/Friday Night Funkin')
Serial Designation J (Murder Drones)
Serial Designation N (Murder Drones)
Doll (Murder Drones)
Tessa James Elliot (Murder Drones)
Son Goku (Dragon Ball)
Son Gohan (Dragon Ball)
Ivy (Lackadaisy)
Mitzi (Lackadaisy)
Zora Salazar (Epithet Erased)
Susie Campbell/Alice Angel (BATIM)
Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney)
Franziska Von Karma (Ace Attorney)
Himiko Toga (My Hero Academia)
Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)
Joy (Inside Out)
Logan Sanders (Sanders Sides)
Janus Sanders (Sanders Sides)
Loop (In Stars and Time)
Ryomen Sukuna (Jujutsu Kaisen)
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snakemansplaytoy · 11 months
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Uhhh let me make a quick list of my other kins. I'm always okay with doubles but if you're not then I'M SO SORRY--
Yellow (Pokemon Special)
Ib (IB)
Ayano; Song Routes/Anime and Manga Route 2 and other non-canon routes (Kagerou Project)
Kuroha/Saeru/Snake of Clearing Eyes; Multiple routes, both canon and non-canon (Kagerou Project)
Chrom (Fire Emblem: Awakening)
Grima Controlled!Robin (Fire Emblem: Awakening)
Gold (Pokemon Special)
Son Goten (Dragon Ball Z)
Hiyori; multiple non-canon routes (Kagerou Project)
Kano; multiple routes, some canon and some non-canon (Kagerou Project)
Kido, multiple routes, some canon and non-canon (Kagerou Project)
Lucy/Kaede/Nyuu (Elfen Lied)
Mariko (Elfen Lied)
Riliane (Evillious Chronicles)
Ruby (Pokemon Special)
Seto; Both Good End and a really bad end, plus some other non-canon routes (Kagerou Project)
Shintaro; Route 1 and Route XX, have memories for multiple bad end timelines. (Kagerou Project)
Red (Pokemon Special)
Takane, multiple timelines. (Kagerou Project)
Kouichi (Another)
Touya (Pokemon)
Trunks (Dragon Ball Z)
Saeran (Mystic Messenger)
Yoosung (Mystic Messenger)
Kagerou (Non-canon, Kagerou Project)
Moon (Pokemon)
Morty (Pokemon)
Azura (Fire Emblem: Fates)
Lily (Vocaloid)
VY2 Yuuma (Vocaloid)
Male Diclonius (Elfen Lied)
X (Pokemon Special)
Chara (Undertale)
Son Gohan (Dragon Ball Z)
Gotenks (Dragon Ball Z)
Mary, multiple routes (Kagerou Project)
Momo, multiple routes (Kagerou Project)
Spence, multiple routes (OC; Calming Eyes, Kagerou Project)
Testuna, multiple routes (OC; Creating Eyes, Kagerou Project)
Cleaning Eyes, multiple routes (OC Snake, Kagerou Project)
Lisia (Pokemon)
Lapis Lazuli (Steven Universe)
Spinel (Steven Universe)
Azami (Kagerou Project)
Spark (Pokemon GO)
Ai Hoshino (Oshi no Ko)
Kei Yonagi (Act-Age)
A ton of OCs ngl
I do have more/others but these are some of the more... Obvious ones.
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destroy-everythings · 5 years
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I'll be your hero!
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hello!!! i'm son gohan from dragon ball z and i'm looking for everybody!!! i'd love to talk to anybody from dbz! almost everything from the show has happened in my canon! i'm 19 just in case that bothers anybody! i have vegeta in a system too and he's already found bulma! thank you so much!
!!
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kin-squad-finder · 8 years
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hello!!! i'm son gohan from dragon ball z and i'm looking for everybody!!! i'd love to talk to anybody from dbz! almost everything from the show has happened in my canon! i'm 19 just in case that bothers anybody! i have vegeta in a system too and he's already found bulma! thank you so much!
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lint-beetle4 · 2 years
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So... I walked into a list-making phase, so uhh...
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The full list and reasons behind their assigned positions is on the bottom, enjoy, because I feel shame and pride in my deed
(The image is titled People I really like/kinned (idk the difference). The list is separated into 3 categories: Purple, purple (by association), and not purple. Pictures of characters are lined up in the list in a certain category.)
Purple:
Future Trunks (DBZ)
Purple Hair
Piccolo (DBZ)
Wears Purple
Gohan (DBZ)
Vibes
Kokichi Ouma (Danganronpa V3)
Have you seen him?
Leone Abbacchio (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo)
Angry purple goth
Moody Blues (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo)
Thicc purple goth
Gyro Zeppeli (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Speed Ball Run)
Vibes,  plus he’s like.. Italian?
Eclipsa (Star Vs. The Forces of Evil)
Royalty, wears purple, vibes; Def Bisexual, so auto purple
Darius (The Owl House)
Have you seen him? He’s gay
Kabuto (Naruto)
Purple son of purple gay
Orochimaru (Naruto)
Gay
Alois Trancy (Black Butler: Season 2)
British, ‘nuff said
Killua Zoldyck (Hunter X Hunter)
His brother is pretty purple-coded, so it’s genetic that he acts a bit purple
Rainbow Quartz 2.0 (Steven Universe)
Rainbow = Gay and Purple
Octavia (MLP)
British and gay
Akito Sohma (Fruits Basket)
Sus, but she’s purple enough due to being a transfem icon
Purple by Association:
Silver the Hedgehog  (Sonic the Hedgehog), associated with Blaze the Cat
Trunks-coded because he’s actually inspired off of Trunks
Shadow the Hedgehog  (Sonic the Hedgehog), associated with Rouge the Bat
Rouge is purple-coded
Knuckles the Echidna  (Sonic the Hedgehog; the Movie, specifically), associated with Rouge the Bat
He has purple eyes too
Hunter (The Owl House), associated with Darius and Luz Noceda
Adopted son of a purple gay
Dirk and Dave Strider (Homestuck), associated with Rose and Roxy Lalonde
Not purple, but they have purple siblings which gives them the cool energy
Narancia Ghirga (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo), associated with Leone Abbacchio
Not purple, but he’s trying
Bruno Buccellati (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo), associated with Leone Abbacchio
He’s blue, but slowly becoming periwinkle 
Johnny Joestar (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Speed Ball Run), associated with Gyro Zeppeli
Also blue, but more than Buccellati; will never be purple, but he’s royalty, so like.. Gay British
Hannah Annafellows (Black Butler: Season 2), associated with Alois Trancy
She actually periwinkle, but Alois forced her to adopt him so it’s a legal thing
Haruhi Fujioka (Ouran Highschool Host Club), associated with Tamaki Suoh
Grey-coded, but Tamaki brings out a little blue and maybe a hint of lavender
Yuki Sohma (Fruits Basket), associated with Akito Sohma
White (the color)-coded all the way, but that makes him even more purple by proxy
Isuzu Sohma (Fruits Basket), associated with Akito Sohma
Brown (the color)-coded but she’s probably towards the pink end of the brown spectrum
Not Purple:
Miles ‘Tails’ Prower (Sonic the Hedgehog)
He’s orange
Ena (Joel G’s Ena)
Lovely, wonder, but not purple
Nine-Tailed Fox (Naruto)
I’m a furry
Ciel Phantomhive (Black Butler)
Blue boy, could be seen as purple, but he doesn’t have the energy
Finnian (Black Butler)
He’s orange
The Collector (The Owl House)
Same as Ena
The Owl Beast (The Owl House)
Same as Nine-Tailed, but ‘I-would-let-her-maul-me-to-death’ kind of furry
Josuke 8 (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Jojolion)
The bubbles de-purpled him
Foo Fighters (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean)
Green
Lapis Lazuli (Steven Universe)
Blue, and there’s no cure
Peridot (Steven Universe)
Green, but the purple is sus and somehow in there
Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil)
She’s hot, but vampires are canonically red, so no dice
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turless · 7 years
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shouts into the void if ur kin w goten (or anyone else from dbz) pls message me im gohan!!! I already have my videl and dende oof
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peridotite · 2 years
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Oh wowie i kin Goku...... youre my Son. Son Gohan
ODIDFG I LITERALLY DONT KIN GOHAN GET AWAY FROM ME
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dballzposting · 3 years
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Vegeta only let Trunks and Goten be friends becasue
1. Goku died in a manner so honorable and infuriating that it shook Vegeta to his core. So who is he to continue to (overtly) condemn his kin
2. Bulma is friends w the Son family and probably wanted to keep in touch and continue the friendship. Obviously it is not up to Vegeta at all where Trunks goes then
3. Vegeta wanted Trunks to be strong so he probably wanted him to have a sparring partner his size. However much like how Piccolo trained Gohan even though he was the son of his enemy, by allowing their interaction Vegeta inadvertently allowed Goten to become strong as well
4. Ultimately it was probably just. Vegeta doesnt understand children or feelings and he didnt want to try to. Trunks was a kid and wanted to play w Goten bc that's what kids do, they just simply bond without discretion, and Vegeta was like "ummm. Ok. Sure. Why not. I dont give a shit. Ummm. Hey look if you're going over there tell Gohan I said hi. No dont actually. I didnt say hi. I dont know. Find out if hes still committed to that studying crap. It's just that I'm itching for a good battle and everybody on this planet sucks. Well you know what why dont you go over there and beat up that little kakarot kid what's-his-name and get good and strong so that one day you and I can have a match worth a damn. What? You're saying that hes gonna come over here? You just got off the phone with him and your mother is going to go pick him up? Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. Alright. Um. Well. Bye. Dont bother me" (disappears into the gravity chamber and closes the door)
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marvel-lous-things · 5 years
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(Tungly.hell isn't letting me answer this in ask form so here)
Long ass post time
Okay spidey's rumoured to be coming back but this concept's fucking hilarious anyway so I'm going with it
Aight. So. The Avengers still exist.
ExcEPT
They're called the Vengeance Boyz
And they are a super secret boyband (more like rly fuckin obscure and unheard of but let's not be mean)
Their lead guitarist is a skinny blond twink named Roger Stevens. He insists that everyone call him Champion USA
Their drummer is a huge buff dude. Played by Chris Hemsworth. In sunglasses. And a he-man wig.
His name is Thorn
Nobody asks why a grown ass man in a dollar store wig and ray ban sunglasses is playing a 17 year old
Which is
Pretty on brand for Hollywood tbh
Oh also
He collects hammers. There's a hammer in the background of every scene he's in. Nobody questions that either. Nobody even notices the hammers. Why are there so many hammers.
Also, Thorn's full name is Throckmorton
Yes like your cousin Throckmorton
(look it up)
Peter did want to join them and he did get an opportunity but he turned it down because becoming lead singer was too much responsibility. He'd rather stick to neighborhood wide karaoke for now.
Then there's nick fury. except there is no nick Fury
It's actually Peter's school principal, Nicki Funaj
She wears an eyepatch on her right eye. It's not damaged or anything she just thinks it looks cool (she's right)
Oh and Happy Hogan is now a woman named Joy Gohan. She's the forehead of security at Peter's school
Also she still has a thing for Aunt May because we can't throw the entire MCU away, now, can we?
(no)
(no we can't)
AND NOW FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT BIT
Tony Stark whomst? We only stan Antoni Starr in this house
CEO of Starr Incorporated, leading manufacturers of high tech prosthetics, also really into research of self sustaining energy for some reason
Y'know, like bic makes condoms and lighters
Or crayons and lighters
Or all three
Or something
whatever
(diversification babey!!!)
Anyway Peter got an internship with Starr Incorporated by accident after he walked into the wrong interview room
Oh and by the way Antoni Starr is played by that one stunt double who Tom Holland mistook for RDJ himself
War Machine is now called Battle Contraption
and it's the pet robot of world renowned robotics pioneer Jiminy Road
He calls it BaCon
Pepper Potts still exists because I love her and I said so
She runs SI's self sustaining energy department and anyone who says otherwise will be jailed
I guess she's renamed to Chilli Potter or some shit idk man
Chilli and Antoni have a son named Marcus Starr who is played by Lexi Rabe with her hair bunched up in a baseball cap
Marcus is always seen wearing absurdly """masculine""" clothing to the point where it's the funniest fucking thing about the franchise
I'm talking a seven year old in cargo pants and a collared camo-patterned shirt with the word MAN written on it in big red text
(yes this is a thinly veiled attempt to keep the ironfam alive)
(shut up)
Peter did build his own suit but only after conveniently finding all the parts to one when he went dumpster diving one day in SI's dumpsters
Nobody knows who threw away a fully functional Spiderman suit in the trash. Along with the accompanying AI.
On a pen drive.
Peter modifies the AI on his windinosaur 98 computer and names it CARMEN
Endgame did happen, but like. In another universe. So. Half the people disappeared and then reappeared again five years later.
There is no explanation
Do not ask for one
(they call it the Bloop)
Thanos is actually a grape juice mascot who gives Peter the creeps
Like the kool aid man
If the kool aid man caused Armageddon in another universe (which, let's be real, he probably did)
The grape juice is called Snappos
Snap-pos
(Heh)
And therein ends my frankly stellar attempt at fixing Sony's plot holes
BUT WAIT. THERE'S MORE.
The best goddamn part: Tom Holland is told Absolutely Nothing About Anything. He's just released onto set like a horse in a hospital and expected to deal.
Because he'll spoil Everything the second he hears about it smh the fool
But also because. it's just really fucking funny to mess with him.
His script contains two lines:
(which is an improvement on his MCU scripts let's be real)
"Peter Parker: [improvises] and also says "oHmYgoDitsroBERtdoWnEYjR" every time the decidedly-not-rdj stunt double shows up on screen"
And
"Peter Parker: [takes off shirt at least 18 times. No explanation provided.]"
Tom Holland is completely Jon Snow Kin (i.e knows nothing) and we get to watch his real reaction as the reality of change hits him like a sack of potatoes to the knees
examples include StuntDouble!RDJ shaking his hand and congratulating him on being promoted to paid intern (to what?)
and Miles Morales's dad (played by Terry Crews and Terry Crews only no I will not negotiate) accuses him of identity theft
Oh and finally
Peter Parker is bisexual now
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findthebae · 4 years
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hi ! i'm a 17 y/o son gohan kin from the dragon ball universe and i'm looking for literally everyone :'D please like/rb this and i'll shoot you a message ! :]
! ! !
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