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We've been having problems, as my school had gotten a cellphone ban, PLUS a new rule that gives us more evaulations per month.

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Btw did u die. You last posted on the 9th of MARCH.

School has been KILLING us, qe've had 5 tesys in tye first month of school.

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on an unrelated note:

it’s kind of hard being a kin of a fansong.

“No- no, I am the song. Not the character the song is about! ..Yes I’m also the character but those two kins are separate!”

-🫐🦀

OH? I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW THAT FEELS BUT IT MUST BE AWKWARD

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YEAH. AND MY FRIENF ID THE GUY THAT B L E W U P MY WORPLACE 17-ISH??? TIMES.

WHY DO I HAVE TO BE ELLIOT FORESAKEN

-🫐🦀

HELP ME

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I look at foresaken for one second.

I’m the fucking pizza healer asshole.

-🫐🦀

WHAT??

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*enters, screams, refuses to elaborate, leaves*

-Salem (Pokémon sword and shield protag)

#⚔️🫶⚔️

ELABORATE ....

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In-source my birthday is 4 days before the Ides of March and one of my brothers caused the Trojan War. Love that for me.

WHAT??

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Cw: prey drive although it is not in detail

I don't have memories from a past life (I do believe in reincarnation but I don't believe that is why I'm 'kin) but I do have a deep sense of longing and I catch myself thinking "I miss laying on the seafloor" when I have never done that before. It's quite confusing but I try not to think too much of it

I miss laying on the sea floor

I miss hunting fish

I miss clinging to cliffs as I sleep

I miss darting through the kelp and sea forest

I miss the deep comforting pressure of the water

I miss my growl echoing and vibrating in the water around me, feeling it inside and out

- your local sea monsterkin

I know how it feels. I'm a pegasus. It feels weird, but maybe take up swimming? Find hobbies that help ypu connect.

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Returned to say;

I'm TFP Orion Pax now.

Fuck.

- 🎀👁⭐️

HAH??

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i was gonna post art on main but i realized that would result in me coming out as fictionkin on there FUCK should i still post it. one cat in me is a little shiver me timbers but another cat is like who gaf

-sincerely, me, Angelo (AFK Arena) #🌅🎵 (the emojis look different on this device i hope theyre the right ones 😭)

DO IT. DON'T CARE WHAT THEY YHINK

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so.. i got into a new show (once upon a time) because i saw pictures of sebastian stan as the shows version of mad hatter... (mad hatter from both the original cartoon and live action movie are my comfort characters so of corse i had to check out a show that has bucky fucking barnes as mad hatter)

i am now squinting at the kin gods. i just want one show/movie/media that i don't end up kinning from. just one. please i beg of you. /silly

I KNOW... revolt against the kin gods with us.

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please save me im a character that only appears in 2 pages of a manga whos also fictional in that unikverse Help me

FICTIONKIN² sorry i had to.

But i know how it feels,,,,,, obscure kins GO

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theres a ship that i honestly kinda hate but i just realized i was fictkin of one of the characters in it and i?? remember being attracted to the other guy?? what

why is my brain so weird with it

-🎒🪭

NO I GET YOU.... me everytime i see ships

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Goddddd… I hate anxiety. I hate doubting myself. I hate not being able to express my opinions without some tiny little voice in the back of my brain telling me I’m gonna fuck something up and my body acting like I’ve just been shot. I HATE this. I HATE the weird shit my brain does now. What IS this and how do I patch it out idontlikeit

Convinced that I’ve been saddled with this ridiculous burden because god saw how powerful I was last life and decided I needed a handicap. I slayed so hard I got anxiety. That’s mildly amusing. But I still can’t be an asshole properly so what the hell

~ @drr0b0tnik

Well, for one, it's your life. If you let otherd control it, you will feel even more anxious.

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I GOT A GODZILLA SHIFT AT SCHOOL 😭😭😭

-🐺🌙♠️

HELP??

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me half the time: what if im faking. what if im subconsciously choosing to do this.

also me: about to cry at work because of a random bout of kin disphoria

(i feel better now dw. when i got home i ate an apple and put on hooves and tried to practice writing with my mouth for funsies and that all made me feel much better)

-g3 pinkie pie

IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT BE FAKING IT, YOU ARENT. FAKING IS A CONCIOUS DESCION.

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Chase from Transformers Rescue Bots is now on my kin list.

I miss Cheif Burns :(

He was too hot for his own good.

Literally the definition of DILF.

- 🎀👁⭐️; TFRB Chase Kin

HDLP???