the-kinfesssional
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the-kinfesssional · 15 days ago
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YRONICA IK YOU!! dude i love that source but also im letting you know that that level of hate is so unwarranted. even if you were canon compliant theres no way it should be to that extent.
(ps. i am actually questioning that source….tee bee dee what happens)
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the-kinfesssional · 15 days ago
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Kinning from a homebrew DND campaign is wild because like. How the hell am I ever gonna find canonmates? Like 3 people even know this campaign exists/happened and I'm the only one of those 3 who kins someone from it.
- Rhymiv, fathomless patron. (Unnamed DND homebrew pirate campaign)
Oh dear. Maybe turn it into a story or something that people might kin from?
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the-kinfesssional · 15 days ago
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HELP hi the kin friend is a mutual friend of us & 🕯️🐑 i forgot their tag order…. we unintentionally sent in really similar asks without knowing
-@ghost-van
HELP?? i just noticed
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the-kinfesssional · 15 days ago
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i want you to know my online sibling figure asked me to kin assign them from ii and one of the assignments was oj....she said it sounded the most likely and i jokingly suggested watching it together after and he didn't say YES but they also didn't say NO!!!!! (if we watch it together i will be the normalest :333 (< critter who LOVES watchin things with th people she cares abt!!!!!))
-☀️💙💡
YAYYY!!!
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the-kinfesssional · 15 days ago
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gotta love being fictkin of someone who basically the entire fandom hates 🫶 i mean its slightly reasonable since i was a bitch in canon (( not in my canon though .. im so canon divergent its insane )) but come on guys let's not say that you want to see my burning corpse ...
-yronica ayala
Public hatw exists, but damn... that level sounds brutual tbh.
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the-kinfesssional · 15 days ago
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Every day I think about luring my brother to me with cheeseburgers and dumbells (/hj)
LURE THE BROTHER.
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the-kinfesssional · 15 days ago
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(Tw: gore(but like. Oil instead of blood, and human-like robots), murder, cannibalism(??), and other stuff)
So ima murder drones fictionkin. Just some random dissasembly drone. Recently I've been craving the taste of the flesh and oil of worker drones. Like rlly badly. I want to sink my teeth into their metallic flesh, I want to feel the warm cooling of the oil going down my throat. I have no idea how to satisfy these cravings, cuz 1, I cant eat that stuff anymore, and 2, the closest thing to that is blood and human flesh and that's illegal and immoral.
Idk what to do, and its frustrating me.
Maybe get some like, edible black liquid and make some fake metal stuff with baking or sommethinf along those lines?
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the-kinfesssional · 15 days ago
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we made a deal with another kin friend that we would watch inanimate insanity if they would play phighting &. yea ii killed our phighting hyperfixiation & took it’s place. & at least 7 guys from it showed up. Yea
(btw hi i’m one of those guys, currently driving/in control)
-Fan (that’s me!), Lightbulb, Taco (SORRY), Suitcase, Mephone4s, Mephone3gs, & Goo (all from ii); @ghost-van
Oh wow... that's intense. THE ROLES GOT SWAPPED??
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the-kinfesssional · 15 days ago
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Being the ocean is very odd in a mortal body. For all intents and purposes I should overwhelm us. But I'm not. It's so silly seeing every Ninjago kin and fictive through these lenses. Are they too confused and slightly afraid? Do they think on me and how they miss me? How there was so much left to say? They held my funeral so I imagine not but it's fun to imagine. What do you think? ~A Seabound Nya Fictive from a Ninjago!AU.
It sounds a little depressing, not going to lie.
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the-kinfesssional · 15 days ago
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OMGA!!!!!! HI MOD AVERYYYYY good to see u again!!!! i hope ur doing well :3
-☀️💙💡
YEAHHH IM BACK
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the-kinfesssional · 15 days ago
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days(?) later update, theres so many more kins. from the source in our last ask, we're a mess -🕯️🐑🗡️
Oh no. Do you need any comfort? Anything to help?
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the-kinfesssional · 15 days ago
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*cymbal crashing sound*
-owakcx / lime (Sprunki) fictkin
I have no clue how to responde but. incredibox mention?
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the-kinfesssional · 15 days ago
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tbh being a kin is so funny
like wdym Scary Marlowe is playing dnd??
why is Nepeta Leijon taking a math test??
Why is there a vampire in health class? -🦇🌘
YEAH I KNOW IT MAKES ME GIGGLE EVERY DAY
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the-kinfesssional · 15 days ago
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I'M TWEAKING OUT WHY IS SONIC.EXE X AMY ON MY TUMBLR HOMEPAGE IM SOBBING
I HATE THE SHIP IT DISGUSTS ME SO BAD VRO WHY IS THE UNIVERSE PUSHING THIS ONTO MY HOMEPAGE.
it doesn't help at all that I'm in the MIDDLE OF A KINSHIFT and it's amplifying the usual disgust and hatred i feel towards the ship by 1,000 notches.
I DON'T LIKE AMY. STOP MAKING ART OF ME AND MY VICTIMS EXPRESSING ROMANTIC INTEREST FOR EACH OTHER. I MURDERED THEM FOR A REASON. I DON'T LIKE THEM.
-Sonic.exe fictionkin (💢💥)
Block the tag, if the tag is omitted, then distract yourself or ignore it.
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the-kinfesssional · 15 days ago
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oh i’m gonna have a field day with the missing parts ask game for my fizzarolli canon
some parts of it were shown sure, but… the agony of being burned alive and living through it somehow? i was in rougher shape than my source shows. i was fighting for my life. it shows a bit of my POV while i was burning, and a bit of me laying down in a hospital bed but only nearly recovered… i dealt with physical therapy, agonizing pain, surgery after surgery, being on pain medication nearly all the time, the sadness, the big empty hole in me from coping with dealing losing all 4 of my limbs plus almost full body scarring, it was rough. i mean sure, the show isn’t over and some of that might be seen but still… honest to god i think it would be interesting to see more of that in the show anyway, like maybe just part of a fizzarolli centric episode. it was a lot, yknow?
Mm, yeah, i get it. Let us hope it shows, because that actually sounds HORRIBLE.
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the-kinfesssional · 15 days ago
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Ok so like. Is it possible to be kin with more than one character per source? I've seen people kin multiple characters from a single source, but it's so hard to wrap my head around. How were you existing with... yourself??? How did u interact with yourself?? It just doesn't make sense to me.
Ofc I dont judge others who kin that way; that's their business not mine, and I'll support them either way. But I'm currently kinsidering a second character from the same source, and it's so weird, it's kinda stressing me out :( I dont understand it
Yes, it is! I am.multiple from a source, and it can be different timelines you lived in, heck, some people kin two versions of the same character. It's weird, but I usually chalk it up to different timelines.
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the-kinfesssional · 15 days ago
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Hello, this is my first time on this blog.
So, what I'm gonna say is really weird, so be aware, this is a really big inner conflict I'm having.
I'm BrokenStar from Warrior Cats, FictionKin, in the Warrior Cats books a cat claws at BrokenStar's eyes and leaves him blind, is it weird that me, as BrokenStar, has shifts where I feel those scars on my eyes and face and somehow wished they would be visible?.
When having BrokenStar shifts I have extreme dysphoria without the scars and the broken tail and it causes me extreme discomfort and I fear I might be being way too weird without wanting to....
It's not weird. I experience that too at times, mainly as IOTS Noah. But, it's pretty normal to miss everything (including undesireable) things in canon
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