#somewhat shitpost

[cloned-sheep97]

[chaotic-nart]

!!! SOTE SPOILERS!!!

I always thought Miquella was weird. Not evil, just weird. And maybe a little creepy.

Forgive me if this is incoherent rambling, my adhd meds are still kicking in as I type this. This is also half shitpost half actually serious .

Don’t get me wrong- I don’t think he’s evil. But his character was definitely not “assassinated” like some people believe.

In the base game, they give hints as to his actual nature pretty regularly. Calling him the most fearsome of demigods and the bewitching branches, to his soldiers blowing themselves up in his name, to the Albinaurics we see cocooned in Elphael and tortured in Castle Sol.

They laid it on hella thick; his power/side effect of being an empyrean was making people love him. Malenia’s was her rot. Ranni’s was her cold, freezing nature and her moon (i have so many thoughts about this goddamn space rock)

Every item description about him being this kind, universally loved polymath made me have a wave of almost uncanny revulsion. I really don’t know how to describe it other than as someone who comes from a background of discrimination, it sets off alarm bells because I -personally- will not trust the person EVERYONE loves. Especially if they have never experienced any sort of hardship/discrimination yet want to “save” everyone by becoming their ruler.

Miquella’s intentions are good, but his execution is absolutely terrible.

For instance, Miquella claims to want to protect and save those who were turned away from the Golden Order such as Omen, Albinaurics, Misbegotten, and now Hornsent.

Well, Mohg was an omen. And he was willing to not only manipulate him into loving him, but also to humiliate him further by having him killed by (us) to use his corpse as a vessel for Radahn- someone is 1) in good graces with the GO, and 2) a warlord who also did not want to become his consort. Ansbach, a man who fully dedicated himself to Mohg, tried to educate Miquella and was instantly charmed by him.

The Hornsent claims that Miquella apologized to him on behalf of his mother for the war crimes committed against his people (I have big thoughts about the Hornsent but I’ll save that for later), however the absolute moment that the charm is broken, Leda is compelled to eliminate him and/or Ansbach. The two men tied to discriminated parties under Marika’s reign, simply because they don’t deserve to be in Kindly Miquella’s presence because they don’t absolutely adore him :/

His Age of Love would’ve just been a new form of oppression considering his consort is a warlord and his power is making people love him. Even if war continued, or if injustices still took place during Miquella’s reign- no one would be able to challenge him. Like Ansbach (and even us, the Tarnished), they would be rizzed into silenced.

Essentially, bro had a good idea but my god he fumbled as soon as he got his Great Rune.

Fat L + Ratio = Age of Stars better🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ LMAO

[p4rty4nim4l]

woah oh oh oh ohhhhhh

[w-meth]

Does anyone else remember that one hot Irish priest from the episode of the Simpsons where Homer and Bart went Catholic?

[tvlandofficiall]

[abnomi]

another horrifically high effort joke animation for everyone! 😁 hello guys

deleted scene from turbo dating simulator

ORIGINAL ANIMATION THIS WAS BASED ON (by casteranimatez on tiktok!!)

bonus higher res pictures hehehe ... the background is kind of ugly but i wasnt too worried about it because the messiness was going to be obscured in the final product LOL !!! ignore how the kart has no internal details or handles or anything i Did Not Want to Draw any more

ibispaint premium come back to me baby i miss you...TONE CURVE COME BAAACK

[kapacb413]

casually making half of the cast colorblind

[gert-the-disaster]

what’s the matter is he stupid?? (haha did this fnaf challenge cause it looked real funny)

og image 🤘

[hannibard]

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[shinythingsarecool]

love how tma (and also tmagp) are sometimes like "hey, here is a well known historical figure, but in THIS universe, he's actually a fucked up spooky little guy who does weird creepy shit"

and then we EAT THAT SHIT UPPP

[cloned-sheep97]

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Machine.

Does my ass look fat in this armor?

Audio source

[p4rty4nim4l]

Happy pride month!! on a scale of 1-32 how gay are YOU 🫵🤨

HAPPY PRIDE!!!!

and also I think I’d be around like 28/31

[helioxed]

Thought of this and immediately had to draw it enjoy

[abnomi]

the only thing keeping him alive are his cartoon physics

[alithographica]

Tears of the Kingdom moodboard

how are we all feeling