#sometimes i hate my life

[krinues]

"Which could mean nothing"

[cliffburton]

the grew up around ppl older than them trying to grasp complex topics and situations pre teen to isolated and self absorbed older teen pipeline

[justanothergreb]

I should not be so bothered that someone hasn't replied to a message I sent them when last year they did and it was so eye-opening and I wish they hadn't fucked things up with our friendship/relationship by making such a crazy decision and I just wish things were so different.

Not even an acknowledgement and that just kills me. Do they hate me that much?

[ma-du]

Me, with a half-liter mug of extra strong black unsweetened coffee in one hand and a banana in the other: Today is going to be a good day. *immediately proceeds to spill all the coffee on the couch* Well, shit. *turns on the hairdryer to try to dry it. Hair dryer smokes and dies*

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Look what we've become.

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[topsyturvy-turtely]

FUNFACT: just 1min after i told this story my family... i stepped onto a slug 🙂🥰

i just got to be cursed

first i throw some nailpolish down on the tile floor which of course breaks and is not only all over the floor, on the couch but also my legs - and i mean like from between my toes up to just above my knees! then i rush to wash it off my legs because wtf.

(btw i couldn't find my glasses during that whole fuck-up.)

in the shower it doesn't get off (because i was busy cursing when that little fukker fell on the ground; and being clueless what i should clean first: the floor or my legs - so by the time i got in the shower it had already dried)

not at all cleaned up, i grab the paper towel thing. which drops to the floor unrolls for at least a meter. then i grab the nail polish remover. which i then almost drop too.

when i FINALLY REMOVED most of the nail polish. (while a fly tyrannised me, constantly sitting down on my head.) i go to throw out the paper towels. and just as i was pulling out the trash can... SOMETHING JUMPS ON MY FUCKING FOOT. i am convinced it was a MOUSE. 😭😭😭

so i go to get a mouse trap from the garage. the mouse trap is behind a huge spiderweb... i can't get the mouse trap to work. i go back. panicking that the mouse crawled into one of my shoes so i put them away.

AND ONE OF MY SHOES IS FUCKING MOULDING?! i really gave it no reason to😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

like excuse me what?! how can all of this happen in LESS THEN HALF AN HOUR?!!!!!

PS: no i don't live in a trash can of a house. it is a very nice pretty place. some kind of deity or a ghost just thought it would be funny to curse me.

[lazylittledragon]

i feel like social media has warped people’s perception of conflict in relationships by making you think that any minor fuck up is the end of the world and everyone is secretly a narcissist manipulator with sinister motives, because actually in real life you just say “i’m sorry, that was a bad thing, i shouldn’t have done that” and the other person says “thank you for apologising” and then that’s the end of it

[markscherz]

‘But I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everyone & everything’

- Charles Darwin. Letter to Charles Lyell, 1 October 1861

[sweetmapple]

Mostly Hiring manager, but HR manager and PR manager too

[callmegaith]

Today I bring you a simple 07 study cuz I wanted to

[randomalistic]

Cool awesome reminder that you don’t need amazing technical skill to be a good artist/storyteller

[nedlittle]

need the historical romance girlies to go back to their roots and read forever amber (1944)

[rebornofstars]

sometimes i scroll thru my tumblr dash & think to myself with a bit of awe how lucky i am to be surrounded by a world full of beautiful ppl doing beautiful things. & yeah no there's no punchline to this one actually. i just love u

[kusuokisser]

nice one, saiki! that sure is true!

[spartalabouche]

sometimes its really obvious how much people dont actually believe presentation=/=gender when they see their nonbinary friend go from extremely masculine to relaxing back into femininity once theyre comfortable with their gender and every time they call it detransitioning with zero indication thats what their friend is calling it. i dont know how to tell you this but sometimes you present a certain way for social reasons and not because thats how you actually feel. sometimes you experience dysphoria about your body that is actually related to how people view you and not how you feel about your body. i really dont think its that uncommon for trans people to swing really hard in one direction for the affirmation and then relax back into a different presentation once they are more comfortable in their gender

[hinamie]

doodles