thesnoopdoggofscience

[the-phantom-peach]

more… mouthwashing…?

(more daisuke…🌺)

[faaun]

what draws you back to your country what draws you back to your land when i was a kid i told myself if i ever left iran i'd never go back 2 years into living in the UK i started looking at news on iran again 10 years in and i visited it for the first time again and today i heard an iranian mother talk in farsi to her child on the train to london the way my mother used to and i wanted to cry i wanted to ask her whether they're still cutting the mountaintops whether the lakes are still drying today i showed the person i was with pictures of waterfalls and palaces and forests and snow-white north something odd pulls me back with increasing force i can't ignore it ever again

[thebookworm0001]

Highlights of Glass Onion

1-Daniel Craig’s terrible southern accent

2-Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc playing Among Us in his bathtub again Angela Lansbury and Stephen Sondheim

3-“it’s so dumb”“It’s so dumb it’s brilliant”“No! It’s just dumb”

4-literally the whole movie is about how dumb Elon Musk is. Also Zuckerberg. And whoever the fuck the other billionaire is. But also definitely Elon Musk.

4-Benoit Blanc is so clearly gay in such a casual way I love it

5-Janelle Monáe

6-The very clear messaging of ‘you will never take down a person like this through the legal ways so just beat the shit out of them until something gives’

7- everyone is clearly having the time of their lives making this movie

[softchouli]

[everlarkyuri]

the other day my parents friends came over and me and my little sister started talking to one of them about thg trilogy and he said it had been awhile, but he distinctly remembered mockingjay being the worst book and overall “bad and out of place” from what he heard from others…. oohh i was so close to ranting. because every time someone says this i just have to wonder if they understood the point of the series? i know one reason he listed was because there was no games in mj but i feel like thats a bit arbitrary due to how finnick and katniss literally joked about the pods (and mutts) making their mission like the 76th games and while reading i definitely got the vibe of it, even without a technical “arena” there was no lack of the horror the games usually bring to the series. mockingjay is the most important book plot wise because you finally get to see how the rebels (who have been very a elusive group and a conceptual beacon of hope for katniss thus far) were Not the saviors or “good guys” and their directly paralleled behaviors of the capitol with how they treated katniss as the mockingjay. how neither side care about her beyond what she can do for them, then making a point to try and dispose of her. watching coins true motives unfold with her clever, deceptive ending of the war and her new hypothetical installment of the games with capitol children. katniss realizing that if she assassinated snow, she would just be replacing one tyrant with another. i have no clue how can someone look me in the eyes and say mj is the worst book.

[zeb-z]

Cellbit trying so hard to stay level headed and rational and keep shit together, but when Hombre Misterioso comes in with some fuck shit, and he’s not sure if he’s only hearing him inside his head, his response is basically ‘I can and I will out crazy you without hesitation’. He’s like I have done fucked up shit before and I will do it again if you give me an excuse I swear to god. He’s like I’m level headed and reasonable right now with rigid self control, but if you give me a single reason I will kill us both

[almoststedytimetravel]

Alright, because I need to plan out everything before I start conquest I'm putting up my pairings and their reasonings

Corrin/Kaze (I like their support, Kaze bby girl you are deserving of my love and devotion. He's also very attractive)

Jacob/Beruka (I paired up Jacob last and the only remaining women were Elise and Beruka and I'm not pairing up Elise. Hope their support is good because I've never read it)

Azura/Laslow ("You will be my inspiration" "and you my muse" "May our song never end" Sickening, they have replaced the inside of my brain. Also conquest makes this pair a huge ouch, an owie if you will. Also Soleil looks very pretty with light blue hair)

Silas/Charlotte (I don't know why I did this one. Sophie looks fine with blond hair, but her growth rates have very big numbers)

Xander/Peri (Mutuals gave me quality food for these two and giving Sieg the ugliest hair possible is the true goal of fates)

Leo/Felicia (Gives Forrest very pretty hair)

Benny/Mozu (Big guy and small girl. Very cute)

Keton/Camilia (Little red riding hood but she's also a princess with a pretty lavender streak of hair)

Arther/Effie (Cute hair colour for Percy)

Odin/Nyx (Nyx stating plainly that she really likes Odin's theatrics and her envy over Odin's passion for magic. I really like them. Also Odin saying that Nyx's backstory is way more dark and tragic than his when Odin's backstory is *Wildly gesturing at Awakening* all of that, delicious)

Niles/Selena (Bisexuals with abandonment issues, but one also has commitment issues in this specific context. Niles falling in love with Selena because of her girl fail antics and Selena saying "Alright you can hit it but we can only get married after I tell you my big secret post game". Also the Nina, Soleil, Ophelia trio being the awakening trio's kids feel right. Like they're all besties but this just feels right, you know)

[actual-corpse]

Did I really just sink 15 consecutive hours into Supermarket Simulator?

Yes... yes I did...

[technicallyonappletreeduty]

The "I forgive you" after the kiss. Crowley is a better person than I am.

If the person I have loved since the creation of humanity made a choice so gutwrenching to me, and after all that time I yearned after them I bring up the nerve to properly say what I feel and kiss them and get an "I forgive you"? I would. Implode on the spot, idk.

[tthehair]

so after some long thinking i’ve decided to revamp this blog! i’m going full 360 and making this blog survivor!steve from dead by daylight. i hope my partners will still write with me and hopefully adapt our stories to this new verse. the reason for this? i don’t have a lot of muse for showcanon steve and i really want to focus on my baby boy survivor, low key just my oc steve at this point, plus i have over 130 drafts and it’s giving me anxiety.

that being said, canon steve will still exist! just as another verse, like usual. if you’d like to keep our threads, like this - that lets me know that i can comb through my drafts and keep what we want, toss what i don’t. i’ll put out starters and memes for survivor steve AFTER I FINISH MY CLEANUP, as almost everything in my inbox is gonna get trashed. i’m so sorry for this 🖤💀🖤 glad to be coming back though!! i missed you guys..

[thebananwithaplan]

Does this imply that the studio also has a location near the smash mansion?

(( So far I did have the Manor to be somewhere Banana had to warp in order to be able to be there. But considering various warps and transportation exist for any world at this point, I would not be surprised if the Mii ended up isekai'd to the wrong location. How?

...Wrong pipe? Warp Star mishap? Taking the wrong turn at Albuquerque? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ))

[starlit-mansion]

corollary to the post i reblogged about actual porn having a million more examples of body diversity than hollywood, this is why i don't read smutty fanfic anymore. outside of queerness, it just replicates the diversity problems of mainstream media 98.5% of the time. don't get me wrong... i understand the subculture and all the stuff that goes into the hobby, and i know that there are people out there who put effort into it, but it's not really worth it to me

[darsynia]

I am INCANDESCENTLY angry.

Honestly I think I'm done with all other adults? Saffron's birthday is Saturday and her good friend invited her to a museum, but forgot to ask his mom first. His mom I guess went on a RANT about how overexcited and loud Saffron was the last time they were out together, held it against her instead of saying anything at the time, and thinks Saffron needs to 'learn how to be respectful' before she can come out with them again. She's also pissed because the last time she was over at their house she didn't put her plate away.

Listen, BITCH, ten years old is really fucking young. I know my daughter, she probably didn't think it was her place to go into someone else's kitchen and put a plate down without knowing whether she was allowed to. What you're meant to do, instead of HOLDING THINGS INSIDE AND BEING RESENTFUL AGAINST A CHILD, is to tell them gently how you expect them to behave. I know for a fact that Saffron is just... loud when she's happy. She's loud when she feels safe. She just needs a reminder that she's loud and she apologizes and does her best to stop. This woman is angry at my child for being happy.

Ten is really young, y'all. If you hold your anger against a child for not magically knowing your expectations, you are doing it wrong. My daughter is no longer allowed to be at that person's house or at outings with that person, because yeah, okay, her ten year old friend shouldn't have passed along his mom's verbatim rant against my daughter, and I shouldn't know about it...

But I'm really glad he did.

Because you know what? That was a mistake, but it was meant in good faith. Kid probably never really thought about how telling the truth could be hurtful, and their parent didn't think to hide her contempt. He'll learn that some people are hurt by unkind truths, probably, and I'm sorry about that, but out of the two of them, I think he probably behaved with more maturity than his parent with her vitriolic rant about an excited, eager CHILD.

I am so done with other people. I'm so HURT for her. I'm so sick of the way people hate their way through the world expecting everyone to magically understand their needs and resenting us for not divining them. Honestly I feel like so many times in the past six months I've put myself out there with good faith, and people have done just what this person did, taken my kindness and enthusiasm personally. IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU, people! Sometimes someone just wants to be nice. Sometimes a kid is just loud when they're excited. Fuck you, lady. Never again is my daughter going to spend time in your presence. You are not to be trusted.

This just days after I found out my former best friend got her daughter to send a 'if you're my friend you'll accept Jesus into your heart' message to her friend group chat with my oldest kid. A group chat full of Jewish kids and atheist kids and my daughter who describes herself as 'mildly Christian.'

JUST BE A PERSON, PEOPLE. Mr. Rogers is from our town, you don't remember how to be kind? JUST BE KIND. That kid with the Jesus message actually refused phone calls and messages for a whole day after the group chat asked her kindly to stop. Instead of being mad like I would have? The group of them went over to her house the next day and sat her down and explained what her behavior felt like, why it was not well received, and that they loved her and they hoped she'd understand why they couldn't just do what she asked.

Friend apologized and said she didn't realize the implications of what she'd done. You know why? BECAUSE SHE IS STILL A CHILD. SHE STILL HAS THINGS TO LEARN. This is how we treat someone whose behavior has hurt us. We don't resentfully hold it against them to use as a weapon at the next opportunity

My oldest daughter and her group of friends are wonderful people. Better people than the lady angry at my 10 year old for being happy.

[eatyourdamnpears]

I’m a nervous wreck when it comes to these chicks 😭😭😭

[angiestown]

nothing makes me realize how Not Normal I am about touching things like working the cake department with another person who doesn't care about making a mess. my brain is just constant sirens going off because everything is sticky

[spydcddya]

my lack of motivation has been so bad i havent even watched anime in weeks.