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With severance season 2 around the corner it’s time for me to share the time I accidentally watched 4 minutes of an episode on mute and thought it was a brilliant way to show the sensory deprivation experienced by the innies
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
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Literal definition of spyware:
Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡
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that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly
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i dont think i ever posted this here but i adore the idea of splicing together bumper stickers
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I don't think I should ever own a gun, but you know how it is
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"Making a better burger is literally so simple, I don't know why McDonald's doesn't do it this way. First we're going to begin by craft dry-aging this A5 wagyu beef with the sho-shu-ryuba technique that I learned at a restaurant you're only allowed to work at if your parents are bluelinked on wikipedia..."
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