#someone send me to sleep please

[hellaarknight]

Me: I'm pissed offffff. I wanna break something or idk, fight...

Chuuya very serious and rational, wanting to help: what do you want me to do?

Me getting angrier just saying nonsense: Bite my ass Nakahara!

Chuuya absolutely shocked: is... Is this a threat or an invitation, doll??

Me realizing he took it literally: honestly..... I'm still debating on it

[a-s-levynn]

"Wash me clean again before I pull myself beneath the waves" A Series of Small Offerings - III/11 - day31

[buriedinmyownfeelings]

I’m in trouble boys

[iamthunderhearmehowl]

BG3 HeadCannons that WONT LET ME SLEEP

I have to share the headcannon that is living rent free in my head rn otherwise I will NEVER go tf to sleep bruh.

Okay so like WHAT IF - hear me out, WHAT IF, Halsin did have a child?? What if he - during the time he was held a prisoner in the underdark (as basically a sex slave) actually sired a daughter. He said he broke out during an altercation and didn't know what happened to his captors. He obviously wouldn't about his kid.

WHAT IF he had a daughter who was half drow - who grew up and was raised in the underdark; maybe she's the bastard child of a princess? Who knows. But what if she realizes that something is up - she's different than the other drow. She has his eye color, she has his kindness/ gentleness - she is unlike her mother who is cruel and abuses her power of position.

She is more than likely just as beautiful as her father, if not more. A flirt? 100% this kid would have Halsin's rizz.

She's a druid for sure - doesn't quite know it yet. You think Halsin is a mf tank as a cave bear???? I have reason to think that his child - can turn into an ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE OF A BEAST. I'm talking like a Carnotauros.

While she is gentle and kind, she also has her mother's temper. Do not cross her, do not trust her little doe eyes. If you were ever to hurt someone she loved or double crossed her she wouldn't think twice about gutting you like a fish.

Another thing:

We all know that Halsin's heart is made of gold - he sees nature as a thing of beauty, bountiful, warm, fertile, prosperous. He sees balance.

His daughter sees nature as survival; chaos. She understands that there is thriving and then there is SURVIVING.

He is the warm mountain breeze and she is the tempest of the storm.

(forgive me - I can see in my head what I'm speaking of but typing it out and explaining it in words is difficult)

I would think that as different as they are Halsin would love her fiercely (that's his kid after all), though she would be a young adult at this point

Maybe be a little over protective??

ANOTHER THING:

in BG3 you're supposed to be able to have a companion of each class - what if you have:

Mol as your Rogue (young adult)

Arabella as your Sorceress (young adult)

Halsin's Daughter as your druid

BUT THEYRE LIKE BEST FRIENDS. IT WOULD JUST BE SO CUTE.

maybe they're a polycule? Maybe they're like idk the powerpuff girls? Maybe they're 3 best friends who - constantly get into mischeif ?

Would Halsin not approve of TAV romancing his daughter????

Can his daughter romance Dammon?? (I'm still butthurt that I can't romance him in game)

WILL I EVER FUCKING SLEEP? I CAN'T STOP THINKING THAT THIS IS A MOVIE/GAME I WANNA WATCH/PLAY

anyways thanks for coming to my ted talk. Hope my melatonin kicks in soon <3

[silassstingy]

"you're not looking at the bigger picture"

what bigger picture?? the bloodline?? everyone IS looking at the bloodline. 🙃.

everyone WAS looking at jey! 🙌 YEET

[venus-lou]

Also this one

Source:JoshManuel

[politemagic]

i really truly thought my beloved red frilly shirt might not be cool enough for iii's new look but HE WORE IT LAST NIGHT???

PHOTOGRAPHERS. PHOTOGRAPHERS PLEASE. PLEEEEAAASE

[summertimemusician]

Most Lu Time Fans/Enjoyers 🤝 Circe and Calypso from Greek Mythology/The Odyssey

Being very thirsty for older, married men/heroes. Albeit each with very different approaches to it.

Malon 🤝 Penelope

Very capable women who could probably kill a man for their husbands if needed be and who are very ready to support them and believe in them unconditionally.

Time 🤝 Odysseus

Older men and war veterans who had Been Through It and Seen Things, have been screwed over by the Gods Several Times to the Point They Could and Would Fight Them and Win but have better things to use their time on, like making it back home after a longer than expected journey and love their wives (or spouse/spouses if you're an X reader person or ship him with someone else) very, very much, and are fully willing to throw hands on their accounts. Also something of gremlins and canonical little shits even if no one will believe you if you try saying it. Main difference is that one successfully acquired a found family while the other had to kill a small child that could have been part of the arguable found family if not for the Gods who mostly screwed him over in the process to secure his wife and son's safety.

I will not elaborate.

[rebornofstars]

is anyone doing a game where they want people to send them asks? im bad at keeping up with the dashboard but i want to send my friends asks,,,, feel free to tag me if so. i will send you asks if you want them 💛 i would do it randomly more often but i never know what to say

[hazmatazz]

realizing how much physical affection means to me literally. like i always get that as my #1 love language for every fun test i do but oh my god they're right. i don't get enough physical affection or i don't get people saying they're giving me physical affection when they can't and suddenly i'm staying up that everyone hates me

[no-1-rosalind-lang-apologist]

Guess what I found on the internet today

[6txndrunks]

Hey guys reveal yoursleves

Like to clean you of all sins

[samtheplatypus]

Nono, it's the coffee

[bamgeut]

btw, happy valentine's day to all of you 🩷

[ohanny]

bananas tv shows i would pay to watch

king king - like judge judy but more medieval where king judges all of uea's shitty exes. with a sword. fort's ferret fort - like big brother but for ferrets job seekers - job takes that weird one wheeler hoverboard thing and disappears off into the sunset. it is up for the boc crew to find him in the quickly darkening bangkok night with go pros strapped to their heads. ta's tatas - ta nannakun uses his male nipple privilege to teach how to do a breast exam. respectfully.

satyr satur on saturn - bet you didn't see this outer space offshoot of percy jackson coming armed arm's arms - a special episode dedicated entirely to arm exercising his right to bear arms. in a tank top.

[yoohyeon]

Round of applause for Alex, I’m going to bed before 1am 👏👏👏👏