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Sukuna’s Loneliness Part 4 (Sukuna’s Negative Rizz)
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 5
Some warnings before we start.
1) This analysis deals with sexual topics.
2) I will be mainly using the TCB scans because of their accessibility. Raws are from mangareader(.)to.
3) This was written as of JJK 262 266. (I'm just going to keep updating this until I stop finding things I should've noticed earlier.)
4) The raws broke me in ways you cannot possibly imagine.
(Click images for captions/citations.)
Fighting as Communication
Baki the Grappler. This is a manga where men destroy each other’s bodies as a test of strength. It’s poorly written but the art is terrifying and I love it so dearly. Between fights of extreme violence and body horror the characters eat. And that’s it. That’s the manga.
I bring Baki up because Gege is a huge fan of Fujimoto Tatsuki, the creator of Chainsawman. Fujimoto is a fan of Gege too, but more importantly, he is a huge fan of Itagaki Keisuke, the creator of Baki. (His daughter made Beastars btw.) In a way, this means Jujutsu Kaisen has been influenced by Baki. But that’s not a surprise, a lot of manga is.
Itagaki’s work is so massively influetial on Japanese media that it’s kind of hard to grasp since it’s not as popular overseas. When listening to interviews from various Japanese creators, Baki will often be cited as a major influence. And the thing is, you can tell when a creative has read Baki. There’s nothing quite like it. If you’ve read Baki and consume Chainsawman, you will see its bones everywhere. I feel the same about Jujutsu Kaisen.
The main antagonist in Baki is Yujiro Hanma. He is the strongest creature alive. So much so that he has no one to call a rival. He’s bored. He causes trouble. He kills his wife to motivate his son, Baki into becoming stronger. His son, Baki, who he grooms into becoming a fighter that might beat him in combat one day. Kind of sounds like Sukuna, right?
But that’s not my point here. My focus is how Baki doubles as a discussion about strength and manhood. It’s aggressively bisexual. Men love each other with their fists. Straight up the main character says having sex with women is the same thing as fighting men.
And it just doesn’t stop there. The homoerotic nature of the fights is never shyed away from. Here’s an example of my favorite.
He grabs his balls and compliments their size. That’s pretty gay, right? Well there’s this reanimated prehistoric caveman called Pickle that fights Baki’s brother Jack. And how do they fight? They kiss.
I didn’t call it a kiss. Itagaki did. I didn’t say they melded together. Itagaki did. This mangaka overtly calls attention to the homoerotic nature of men fighting men, and how men communicate their love for each other through violence. And yes, it’s sexual. Itagaki wants you to read it that way.
But sometimes he doesn’t want you to read it that way. Sometimes the fights are a dialogue, an emotional conversation. Like one between father and son.
Itagaki is a master of narrative framing. When he wants you to feel a certain way, you will feel it. He also tells his readers that there’s more to the fights than just fighting.

Those are the ideas that help me see the bones of Baki in other works. Men loving men with violence. Men communicating with men through violence. I see these ideas in Jujutsu Kaisen too.
Jujutsu Communication
I’ve gone over how Yuji commucates with other people on their own terms. And a lot of it is through fighting. A conversation without words, learning how someone works. Yuji is good at using fights as tool of communication.
But he’s not the one who tells you that there’s more to the fights than just fighting. Maki does in her spar with the sumo guy.
Just like Baki. Fighting is a means of communication. Gege has told you that there can be more to the fights than fighting. It's a tool used to understand the self and others.
With that in mind, I want to reexamine a particular fight under the lens of Baki rather than Umineko.
Sukuna vs Gojo
Baki tells you that homoerotic readings of its fights are intentional. If you ask me, this probably stems from historical stances on masculinity and homosexuality in ancient Japan. Men loved men and women differently, but both were ok. That’s how Baki can have a girlfriend and his gay fights. Peak bisexual optimization.
What does Jujutsu Kaisen have to do with this? Well it has been extremely queer friendly. We have a multidue of canonical trans characters, non-binary characters, and other flavors of queer characters not disparaged for their identities, Gojo Satoru included. It may not be stated outright, but Gojo and Geto do love each other in a gay way. The subtext is so persisent it’s basically text.
In other words, Gege has already told us, yes please have queer readings of this text. It’s the same way Baki tells you, yes this is straight up convoluded gay sex. So that’s what I’m going to do. I’m going to reread the Sukuna and Gojo fight as some ridiculous mating display between two men who are fighting over can miscommunicate their intent the hardest.
Framed as Courtship
Let’s start with the framing. The pre-fight set up. How does text tell you queer readings are allowed?
Kenjaku does. It’s romantic. It’s a date. This reading has been made valid explicitly. And if there’s room for doubt because of the sarcasm? There’s still additional support for it.
We already know how badly in love Gojo is with Geto. The fight is on the 24th of December, the most romantic day in Japan. And in a fun little Geto parallel, who declared the start of war on this day, violence underlines this new romantic venture.
That doesn’t include Sukuna who recalls Yorozu’s words about teaching love in the context of marriage.
Gojo never heard that conversation which is why the next point is absolutely insane.
The outfit Gojo initially is in resembles that of a groom at a Shinto wedding.
Shinto weddings were implemented after the Heian era. Part of the ceremony includes a priest and a shrine maiden who respectively stand to the right and left of the altar. A purification ritual will occur, lead by the priest, to cleanse the shrine before vows are exchanged. Gakuganji is the priest and Utahime is the shrine maiden. To the right and left of Gojo respectively.
The bride at a Shinto wedding wears mainly white. After the 200% Hollow Purple cleanses the area, the dark shawl is removed and Sukuna remains in mostly white.
How interesting that this battle has been framed as one between groom and bride.
The thing is, marriage in the Heian era was far more lax. There were no major ceremonies. If a man was interested in marrying a woman, he would visit her for 3 nights after receiving approval from her father. Upon the passing of their 3rd night together, the family would have an informal celebration of their union in private. Even after marriage, multiple partners were allowed and sometimes encouraged.
Yorozu’s big celebration proposal to Sukuna and banning of concubines was quite improper by Heian standards. Though it is in line with modern marriages. If Sukuna did not consume any Shinto wedding literature, he probably didn’t recognize that Gojo was dressed as a groom.
But did Gojo dress this way for Sukuna intentionally? The Toji fit served an entirely different purpose. It’s the robes and pre-fight ceremony that catch my attention. So I propose the following:
1) Gojo dressed up as a groom to die and be wed with his one and only Geto in death.
2) Gojo dressed up as a groom in part as an offering to Sukuna. And because Sukuna is from the Heian era it went over his head entirely.
3) Gojo intended for both of these things at the same time and left who he would end up with to fate.
Regardless of what Gojo was going for here, it’s a visual cue combined with the knowledge of it being Dec 24th that encourages the reader to perhaps consider the fight as something other than just a fight. A date perhaps? Kenjaku made the connection and neither Gojo or Sukuna really denied it. Gojo gave the weak excuse of a death anniversary confusion. But much weirder, given how hostile he was to Yorozu, Sukuna did not object to the romantic framing in any capacity.
Am I reaching? Is this reading intentional?
When I start getting this confused by how a translated work wants me to read it, I try to refer to the original language text and anyone who knows it for missing context. Sometimes localizations add things that weren’t there or push readers towards one interpretation. So for the rest of this analysis, I’m going to be focusing on the raws.
I’m going to be honest. My Japanese fudging sucks. I can barely read kanji and can’t reliably translate anything. Feel free to correct me if I got something wrong. That being said, with what little I do know, I have discovered something interesting.
In this post I talked about how weird Sukuna’s manner of speech is. I focused on his you pronoun usage of お前 (Omae) for everyone else and 貴様 (Kisama) for Gojo since this is a strong indicator of how a character views their relationship to someone.
Here's a summary of the two points I made in that post:
1) Omae is informal and either a casual thing amongst peers or indicates the speaker's higher status. Since Sukuna is arrogant, we can reasonably assume he's talking down to people.
2) Kisama historically was a formal show of respect, but in modern times it is a hostile insult, much more rude than Omae. Since Sukuna is 1,000 years old and hates Yuji (who he uses Omae with), we can reasonably assume Sukuna was being friendly to Gojo when he used Kisama.
With that pronoun usage in mind, while examining the raws for the infamous “You Cleared My Skies” speech I found this:
Kisama. Sukuna is very happy and lavishing Gojo with praise. The assumption it was formal from the start seems to be correct. It's hard to read this any other way.
Though Japanese can easily be dubious in its interpretation, there are instances where context can cut off all other readings. I truly believe this one of those cases.
Now, to confirm Sukuna is still only treating Gojo this way I started looking at his you pronouns as he got excited post-Gojo death. Maki is the person he seems to admire the most.
He’s still just using Omae. What does that mean? Gojo is in his own fudging category for Sukuna and he has been there since the start of the manga. (For more on why this is significant, refer to this post.)
Wow ok. That’s pretty intense! We’ve got Gojo dressed up as a groom on December 24th and Sukuna treating Gojo different from anyone else. I read their fight again under the lens of explicit courtship and focused in on these specific panels.
Satisfaction. Now that’s a word that can easily carry a sexual connotation. Love as well. The parallel syntax fascinated me in English. So I decided to look at the raws and see how close they are.
Pretty much the same except for "the one who will teach you love" and "the one satisfying him now". Since the one being satisfied is Gojo by Sukuna, it really seems we can assume the one being taught love is Gojo by Sukuna.
Time to learn some Japanese again!
Kanji has multiple readings. Most have at least two. The Onyomi (Chinese) reading typically used for nouns and the Kunyomi (Japanese) reading typically used for verbs. (This is not always the case but it’s the basics.)
That’s probably why 満 is read as まん (man) when Gojo and Geto are talking about “satisfaction” using the On version and み (mi), the Kun version, when the narrator is talking about who “satisfies” who.
However 満 on its own does not mean satisfaction. It means full. To be filled. Or fullness. 足 (zoku) is added as a modifier after 満 to be read as satisfaction 満足 (manzoku). 足 usually means feet, but it can also mean to be sufficient. Manzoku therefore has a direct translation of being sufficiently full. It’s not a surprise a lot of food places in Japan use Manzoku in their names or advertising.
But what’s this? Why is this sentence written as 満たして or Mi(tashite) instead of 満足して or Manzoku(shite)? The addition of Zoku is what transforms Man into "satisfying". Without the Zoku, it’s just "fill". The means this sentence can be read as “The one filling him up now is—”
We’ve already established that the blank is Sukuna. The new problem is that he’s filling Gojo up. And boy, does that sound homoerotic to put it lightly. But perhaps I am reaching.
So I did what any sane person would do in this situation. I read hentai.
Surely if the phrase 満たして (mitashite) can carry a sexual connotation I will find it in hentai.
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I immediately found a yaoi doujin called Fill me with your Big Love aka おっきな愛で満たして (Okkina Ai de Mitashite). Honestly, I found too many doujins about creampies specifically. (You have internet access verify this yourself.) When you search Manzokushite the results are much more in line with life satisfaction than sexual satisfaction. ...So Gege decided to use the more frisky phrasing.
Manzoku is also the name of an active sex toy manufacturer (I’m not linking them use a search engine.) and a discontinued adult entertainment news company. So the satisfaction Gojo and Geto talk about, along with Geto using 妬 (ya), the jealous kanji often used between lovers, is definitely probably carrying a sexual connotation too.
So, I’m not reaching. What the fudge did Gege mean by this?
Now that we've established that I am NOT reaching. What do we do with this information?
Well, we ruminate on the fight with the knowledge that Sukuna, of his own volition, decided to get Gojo off, probably.
I have forgiven Nanami for calling Gojo a pervert. If I watched someone bust a nut after being cut in half by his sworn enemy instead of saving the country, I too would be like what the fudge.
Anyways, the typical phrase used for an orgasm in Japanese is 行く(iku). It translates as to go. And yes it can mean to die, as in going to the other side. To die and go to heaven if you will. Which is what Gojo did with a big old smile on his face.
There’s also the term 心天 (tokoroten). It refers to a dish were a semi-opaque white substance is pushed through holes to create noodles. Literal translation using the kanji for heart 心 (kokoro) and the kanji for heaven 天 (ten). (Don’t ask me why them being smack together turns the Koroko into Tokoro. I don’t know.) Which in slang refers to prostate orgasms. This has nothing to do with this analysis I wanted to drop this fun fact in here. …And this image of Sukuna clutching his heart while looking at someone he sent to heaven.
(This is a reach but the idea of this being an elaborate gay pun amuses me greatly.)
I have another fun slang term: 賢者タイム (kenjataimu) which directly translates to sage 賢者 (kenja) time タイム (taimu). This refers to post-nut clarity sending someone into a meditative-like state.
Oh that’s a bit familiar. Sukuna was giving sagely advice to Kashimo and reflecting on satisfaction and love.
And what’s this? Mitashite has made a reappearance! Sukuna is saying “I’ve never thought about needing another person to fill me up.” Which 1. further supports the 'The one satisfying/filling him (Gojo) now is—Sukuna.' reading and 2. suggests Sukuna is a top suggests Sukuna really doesn’t have sexual interest in people. (Since the context of this convo is relationships and love.)
By the way. Acts of eating in Japanese can be modified to carry sexual meanings. It’s a bit more suggestive than English, but it carries over pretty well I think? 肉食系 (nikusokukei) refers to someone who aggresively pursues romantic or sexual relationships. Composed of the kanji 肉 (niku) for meat, 食 (ta) for eating, and 系 (kei) class. If you noticed, 食 isn’t usually read as Soku. It becomes Soku when paired with Niku for some reason. (I don’t know why someone please help me.) Side by side the kanji 肉食 (nikusoku) means meat-eater.
食 is still interesting on it’s own. The 食べる (taberu) reading is normal eating. The 食う(kuu) reading is an innuendo. It can mean to devour someone, like a cannibal, or devour someone sexually.
Sukuna has made it very clear that his eating of people is literal. There’s no innuendo. In fact, if you read into it, he’ll kill you (rip Yorozu and Kashimo).
Gojo, however, appears to be his sole exception to this rule. When Sukuna tells Kashimo not to spoil his pleasure he uses the kanji 興 (kyou). This of course can be directly translated as pleasure, but the Chinese reading of it can also indicate intense excitement or sexual arousal.
Sukuna is pretty good at double-entendre wordplay if his earlier stunts with the kanji for Enchain doubling as Megumi Activities if read a different way is anything to go by. He's a fan of Chinese literature. It's not a stretch to assume there's more going on here.
And if notoriously homophobic Reddit dudebros are posting things like this. Maybe there's a lot more merit to this reading than I can currently grasp.
I’m still pretty convinced Sukuna is aroace. That of course doesn’t bar him from pursuing romantic or sexual relationships. Sometimes there’s the one exception. Sometimes the desire to be with and please an allo partner allows for engagement of activities they aren’t into. Sometimes the actions are pursued without the emotional attachment because they physically feel good. There’s also the gray-scale and demi labels to consider.
With that in mind, I want to emphasize this all points to how important Gojo is to Sukuna regardless of sexuality. He tried to engage with and understand Gojo on terms he won’t for anyone else. And he’s been pursuing this connection relentlessly since the start of manga.
Sukuna’s Negative Rizz
Ok I established that reading the Sukuna vs Gojo fight as unhinged courtship is supported by the text. That doesn’t really say anything about Sukuna sucking at it.
But, my dear reader, that in of itself is proof of his negative rizz. I had to sit down. Learn about Heian era and Shinto wedding rituals, learn more Japanese, splice seemingly unrelated manga panels together, read hentai, and know that Gege is into yaoi to come to this conclusion. I had to rip every little shred of characterization and context apart and rearrange it into something comprehensible.
You know who can’t do that? Gojo.
As far as Gojo is concerned, Sukuna hates him. Kisama is an extremely hostile you pronoun in modern times. And if Gojo can’t tell Shoko (his closest friend after Geto) is stressed over him being used like a meat puppet by her visibly falling back on her addiction, he’s going to default to the assumption Sukuna hates him just as much as everyone else.
And Gojo does just that. He assumes he failed to reach Sukuna. Despite how often they did hand to hand combat and weaponized their knowledge of each other, Gojo believes they never had proper conversation through fighting. He dies not understanding Sukuna, convinced the other was not trying to communicate with him at all.
And if you recall, all of this fight occurred while Sukuna was wearing Megumi’s face. That boy is pretty much Gojo’s adopted child. From my experience, most single parents do not go looking for clones of their kids as partners.
If someone wore the skin of my family member I would assume they were trying to torment me. And torment Gojo Sukuna does. He draws attention to Megumi’s soul being used as collateral and attacks him with the 10 Shadows. We as the audience know this is all for the sake of getting past Infinity using his Shrine. Gojo doesn’t know that. He’s fighting an evil dude who is puppeting the body of his son for god knows what reason.
Seriously, Sukuna sucks at communicating intent.
In Part 3 of my examination of Sukuna’s loneliness, I said Dismantle is a tool Sukuna uses to understand. And that him upgrading it by making Gojo the center of his world was indicative of his desire to reach him. I also said his refusal to use it on Yorozu was him expressing how little interest he had in her.
Yorozu is pissed by this. She sees it as Sukuna rejecting her and I don’t think she’s wrong. Sukuna saved his special Cursed Technique (CT) for Gojo while turning Yorozu down. If we’re considering all the wedding imagery and references that started with Yorozu, I’m certainly allowed to read that as him saving himself for Gojo. (Think of how he lied to Gojo about being the first one he killed.)
There’s also the fact that Yorozu saw their battle as an expression love and lust—that the usage of CT is a type of foreplay under certain circumstances since it is an extension of the self. Combine that with the established premise that fighting is a type of a communication thanks to Maki vs Sumo Guy and you can start to see the courtship logic behind Sukuna’s treatment of Gojo.
If we are to read “The one who will teach you love is…Sukuna” there’s another adorable caveat. Yorozu uses the you pronoun あなた (Anata) for Sukuna.
It’s an informal you pronoun used by people learning Japanese. Native speakers try to avoid using it as it can come across as rude. But in the context of love? This is colloquially called the wife pronoun as its often used by a wife to her husband.
If you wanted to localize its usage in the way Yorozu means it, Anata might become “you, dear”. So here we have Sukuna dressed in white, like a bride to Gojo’s groom, thinking of him as Anata.
The problem is, Gojo doesn’t know that. Sukuna never bothered to open his mouth and say this was an act of love. Sure he told Kashimo in the most roundabout way possible, but Gojo was the one who needed to hear that. If a courtship is going to be this diabolically complicated, there has to be clear hints for the other party. JJK is not Umineko where there’s a witch that can revive the dead over and over until the idiot finally understands this was all for them.
Gojo also doesn’t have access to the kanji Sukuna uses to describe certain techinques or words. He hears the phonetics and runs with whatever best fits the context. This means there’s no way for him to catch the double-meaning unless he’s a certain type of lingust, which he is not. His manner of speech and personal interests don’t line up with the flowery language of the Heian Era. The types of written works Gojo is into are historical war politics from the Sengoku period (known for violence more than the fine arts), Shonen manga, and physics/math.

And what's this? According to CFYOW (the canon light novels): JJK Thorny Road at Dawn, Chapter 3 Asakusabashi Elegy, Gojo doesn't even like ancient poetry. You know, the thing Sukuna enjoys and tries to communicate with.

The Kokin Wakashu Gojo off-handedly disparages is a compilation of Hiean Era poetry known as Waka. This was the primary means of communication amongst the noble class and spiritual leaders at the time. And the thing is, this poetry is supposed to be read into. Down to the quality of stroke and paper, not just the kanji written. Especially for courtship.
It’s not that Gojo is stupid. He just doesn’t specialize in the studies that would give him a more critical ear to Sukuna's words. And Sukuna doesn’t seem to understand that no one in the modern era communicates like this anymore.
If you didn’t know, this is why Japanese characters introduce themselves they often describe what kanji their name is spelled with. Take for example: Satoru. He uses the kanji 悟 meaning enlightenment. This kanji can be read as Go instead of Satoru. Additionally, the name Satoru can be written in kanji as 聡 for smart, 智 for wisdom, 知 for knowledge, 了 for understanding, 哲 for philosophy, 聖 for virtuous, or 暁 for daybreak. That’s 8 different kanji possible if you hear the name Satoru.
This is why Sukuna’s wordplay for everything else can be easily missed by other characters. They hear the words and cannot read the kanji like us. Context decides what Sukuna means for them. And since Sukuna’s context for most is violence and insults, it’s very hard for them to think about his words in any other way.
And boy howdy does Gojo miss it. Sukuna straight up calls him his husband and it took me several rereads to catch it. While mocking Gojo for being unable to open his domain, Sukuna calls him "painfully ordinary". This is localized from the word 凡夫 (bonpu) which can also be translated as unenlightened. (A layered insult! Sukuna is pretty much saying Gojo's sorcery is so boring he shouldn't even call himself the Honored One.)
The thing is...Bonpu is comprised of the 2 kanji 凡 for mediocre, and 夫 for husband. (Please note that there are many other ways to call Gojo a ditz without using the kanji for husband.) And an update from the Replies: Turns out there's layers to the gayness too.
It's come full fudging circle. Gojo came dressed as a groom for a wedding and Sukuna thinks they're already married. The miscommunication is off the rails.
But wait! There's more...
Earlier I mentioned that the kanji for Enchain doubles as Megumi Activities. Let's break that down more. (Unfortunately the Twitter account of the person I referenced may or may not be nuked so here's this screenshot I've doctored.)
So we have the translation of Enchain from 契闊 (Keikatsu), which might be better localized as Separation.
This term comes from a Chinese poem about lovers who are husband and wife in The Book of Odes, Section I (Lessons from the States), Chapter 3 (The Odes of Bei), Poem 31 (Banging the Drum). (Here's a link to the full poem and context of it.)
In summary, it’s about a soldier who is on the brink of death, having lost nearly everything after being abandoned by those in power, lamenting the happiest days of his life with his love are ones he can never get back. (Hey that sounds just like what Sukuna did to Yuji!)
Keikatsu specifically comes from this passage:
“Our vow is beyond death and life”, I and you are together I always remembered. I will hold your hand, And together we grow old.
Too pitiful we are faraway apart, The distance separates us to meet again! Too miserable this takes forever, And it does not let us fulfill our vow!
Keikatsu is used to exemplify how the physical distance between the husband and wife prevents them from fulfilling their wedding vows. And that's just what Keikatsu/Enchain does to Yuji and Megumi, it causes painful separation neither of them wanted.
Keikatsu also tells Yuji exactly how Sukuna plans to do it. 契(kei)闊(katsu) can be written as ��(kei)活(katsu). The kanji 恵 can be read as Kei or...Megumi. (It's the literal kanji used for his name.) The kanji 活 (katsu) can mean "activities", which is how we get Enchain=Megumi Activities.
A two for one special! Sukuna mocks Yuji for being so close with Megumi while telling him exactly how he's going to destroy their relationship.
It seems this has nothing to do with Gojo until you consider the 3rd possible reading from wordplay with 契闊 (Keikatsu). The kanji 契 when read as Kei refers to a promise, pledge or vow. When 契 read as Chigi? It can refer to sexual intercourse, especially between husband and wife.
So we have 契闊(keikatsu, separation), 恵(kei Megumi)活(katsu, activities), and 契(kei chigi, spousal sex)活(katsu, activities). It's no wonder he erased Yuji's memory of it.
Keep in mind, that when Sukuna uses Keikatsu, the only vow that he has made at this point is his promise to kill Gojo. He eventually does that using Megumi's body during a fight framed between groom and bride. And for reasons beyond their control, Sukuna and Gojo have been unable to fulfill that vow through lengthy separation.
Notes from poem "Banging the Drum" Sukuna references include the following:
"And during the operation, he lost his horse, which was a desperate situation (horses in ancient time carried soldier supply and weapons, are life companion for soldiers in advance or retreat), he lost his horse, his supply, maybe his armor and weapons, and the road he was facing that we may lose his life so he may never go back. In all these mess, he started searching, and somehow at this hopeless moment he started to revisit his happiest moment, when he together vowed in marriage ceremony with his wife, and he was even afraid that he might never see his love again."
"And His last statement for his true value is his home, his love, his fulfillment of his vow is his true duty. Hero's duty is to pursue love."
In Buddhism, which JJK is heavily influenced by, horses are a pretty big deal. Horses can represent the path to enlightenment, especially since The Buddha's horse is what takes him on this journey away from his wife and children. They separate in the end though, the horse dying of a broken heart.
Remember how Sukuna called Gojo unenlightened? He sort of guided Gojo to enlightenment using Mahoraga, whose Eight-Handed title is a reference to the Eightfold Path to be followed for enlightenment. Buddhist enlightenment is centered around liberation from suffering. (Just check the wiki entry to verify this.) Infinity was the source of Gojo's suffering and Sukuna cut right through it.
Sukuna has been running around with a broken heart for a good chunk of the post-Gojo fight. And if you take that into consideration with this poem and all the other symbolism, he's somehow a Buddha, a Bodhisattva, the dying husband, the widowed wife, and the heartbroken horse all at the same time. Not unlike his wordplay taking on every possible meaning at once.
But my point here is that Sukuna might’ve seen his fight with Gojo as consummation of their marriage. (There's probably a joke in here about the husband reaching climax while leaving his wife unsatisfied.) Remember in the wise words of Itagaki Keisuke, "Fighting and sex are exactly the same!"
In Conclusion?
This is possibly one of the most bizarre and elaborate expressions of love I have lost my mind over. Sukuna gave everything Gojo ever wanted from Jujutsu violently. He did it in such an unpleasant and cruel way that the target of his affection thought there was nothing between them. Sukuna also hid his intent under social norms that no longer exist. Unless Gojo happened to be into ancient literature, there was never a scenario where he would catch onto this. Sukuna's failure is critical on multiple levels.
It’s impressive. It really is. No one knows how Sukuna’s strange little brain works so he’s stuck being loner without anyone that fully understands him. (I’m still thinking about how Uraume didn’t know Sukuna was a twin for over 1,000 years.) He’d have to let people in and tell him outright, but he’s just like Gojo so I guess that’s never happening.
#cactus yaps#I need to have my weeaboo license revoked.#How on earth did I miss this?#GEGE WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THIS.#Hi yes I will dress as a traditional groom on Dec 24th the most romantic day in Japan after someone else called the arrangement a date.#Is this even subtext at this point?#Why can’t these men use their got danged words instead of Umineko levels of psychological warfare.#Sukuna: ''Gojo is clearly driven by lust. How do I have s*x with him without actually having s*x?#Fighting and death are basically the same thing as s*x so I’ll do that and hopefully he sees that I love him.''#Gojo to Geto: ''Sukuna gave me the best *rgasm I've had in years. I think he hates me.''#Geto: ''Huh.''#Absolutely fascinated by girlfailures Sukuna and Geto horribly fumbling Gojo in completely different ways.#I want them to fight over him in the most passive aggressive way possible.#Gojo was meant to be a romcom harem protagonist.#Though Sukuna should be way more ok with poly given Heian rules on relationships.#But you know Geto was also ok that someone else was able to make Gojo feel good.#I like that prioritization of his pleasure. Even if it came a little too late.#Much to think about.#Consider this my Sukugo manifesto part 2.#Update 8/14/24: One of these days I'm just going to have to make a new post.#Update Cont: Sukuna calling Gojo his mid unenlightened husband wife spouse all at once using two kanji is truly insane.#Update 8/19/2024: All according to Keikatsu.#sukugo#ryomen sukuna#gojo satoru#jjk spoilers#jujutsu kaisen#lemons
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Some Espio doodles because why not.
#love getting bored while waiting on laundry#i believe espio is quite strong due to his training#but that did not give me the right to draw him like that in the corner#someone revoke my drawing license#sth#sth fanart#espio the chameleon#team chaotix#astra’s art
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Can't park
can't even drive 😭😭😭
#charles leclerc#someone revoke his license#the normal one obviously#He's fine on the track#just keep him away from roads
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In the car with my brother driving. Pray for me.
#this man drives like he has 9 lives#honestly someone needs to take his license away#im surprised it hasn't been revoked yet#why the fuck my mum told him to drive is beyond me
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every time the construction workers say “pinches” it reminds me of juan pablo. he taught us all so much
#kinda hope his license has been revoked though#this is the anti prison web site and all but other than that#he really needs a wake up call#you can’t put someone in a coma and just not get your shit together after that#don’t drink and drive
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Head to the Wall Over and Over Until There’s a Dent
Harvey didn’t know how they ended up in an alley in Iowa of all places, let alone the one city there that had multiple heroes that patrolled. Currently, he was hiding out in an alley when suddenly some kid came by.
Billy: *walks past before stopping and walking backwards so he could take a good look at him*
Billy and Two Face/Harvey: *staring at each other*
Billy: “Do I know you?”
Two Face: “No.”
Billy: “Yeah I do. You’re a lawyer, right?” *remembers Batman saying that about him but not remembering the part where he’s an actual villain*
Harvey: “Not anymore-”
Billy: “Great!”
Two Face: *peeved at him for interrupting them* “You little…”
Billy: “Can you sue someone for me?”
Harvey: “Who?”
Billy: “My uncle.”
Harvey: “What’d he do?”
Billy: “He stole all of my inheritance and then kicked me out so I became homeless.”
*silence*
Two Face: *looks over Billy* “You don’t look homeless.”
Billy: “Well, yeah. I have a job. I work at Whiz, a radio company here. That also means I can pay you!”
Two Face: *thinking about how he doesn’t want to do this*
Harvey: *thinking about how he does want to do this so they flip the coin and it lands on Harvey’s side* “Alright then. We’ll take the case.”
Billy:“Great! Let’s talk business in somewhere more discreet. Cmon.” *gestures for him to follow* “By the way, why do you mean ‘we’? Do you have a lawyer team?”
Two Face: “No, we’re two different people.”
Billy: “Oh. Cool.”
The two walked out of the alley and started walking on the sidewalk. Both Harvey and Two Face were a little surprised at the lack of stares and running away they received.
Two Face: “No one’s batting an eye at us.”
Billy: “Why would they?”
Two Face: *gives him a look that suggests it should be obvious*
Billy: *raises a brow with a confused expression*
Turns out, the “discreet” place they were going to talk business in was a diner. They went in and sat at a booth. Billy skimmed through the menu and ordered a milkshake before handing the menu to them.
Billy: “You gonna get a milkshake too?”
Harvey: *takes out their coin, flips it and it lands on Two Face’s side* “No.”
Billy: “Your loss. They’re pretty good.”
They soon started talking business and made a plan of how they would sue the pants off Ebenezer. When that was done, they got to work collecting evidence to help them win the case. In the end, they won and left the courthouse with Billy richer and with the widest smile in the world. Billy gave him a portion of the money and they went their separate ways.
Billy: “Bye Mr. Dent! Bye Mr. Two Face!” *runs off with a comically large money bag*
Geez, Harvey nearly forgot what it was like to be lawyer again. Anyways, back to crime. But not before one little thing.
Harvey/Two Face: *breaks in to Ebenezer’s house, does the little coin flip and it lands on Two Face’s side so he takes out his gun to kill Eben*
Batman: *appears from behind him* “Two Face. What are you doing in Fawcett?”
Harvey: “We were representing someone for a case.”
Batman: “How? Your license got revoked.”
Two Face: “We don’t even know. This towns crazy. In a good way.”
They unfortunately didn’t get to shoot Eben because Batman apprehended them and took them back to Gotham.
#billy batson#shazam#dc captain marvel#captain marvel dc#fawcett city#fawcett#fawcett comics#two face#harvey dent
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You're not allowed to complain about men singles programs ever again, you obviously love what ISU's standards are.
#anyone who didn't vote for shun's or yuma's programs is having their figure skating fan license revoked#literally only guys with high quality programs#on the other grassl 0% because his programs are shit 10/10 job everyone#rip to everyone who voted adam i see how dune wiggling might appeal to someone even tho it's not good objectively.#we're giving his votes to misha i'm not redoing the poll#figure skating#gpf 2024
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Going to get my driver's licence and now I'm curious. How bad do you think the twst characters would be behind a car?? Cause idk if they have cars in that world or some magic equivalent, but I'm 90% sure almost none of them now how. Like imagine Lillia behind the wheel. He would either crash the car or get you yo your destination with mild injuries. And I KNOW leona sucks at driving that sonnova gun probs doesn't even have his permit.
good luck soldier, hope you pass first try 🫡
leona is canonically good at driving! his liongarb vignette part 2 has him driving everyone and they say it's a surprisingly smooth ride, he's had his license since before he enrolled in nrc!
ooo let's see (these are my hcs)
How I think the twst boys drive:
Riddle
“If you don’t use your blinker, you deserve a revoked license and public humiliation.”
has a laminated printout of the dmv manual in his glove compartment. refers to it. frequently.
stress-mumbles the rules of the road like it’s a ritual to keep the car from crashing
WILL tailgate someone going under the speed limit while also ranting about how dangerous tailgating is
6/10 driving skills. you’ll get there. your spine might not survive the journey, but you’ll get there.
Trey
drives like a dad and acts like one too. snacks in the glovebox. tunes to an “easy listening” radio station no one asked for
makes full eye contact with you while backing into a parking space like it’s nothing. terrifying.
won’t yell at other drivers but will mutter very passive-aggressive things like “oh, nice turn signal, champ”
actually a good driver, but if you’re in a rush he suddenly forgets where the gas pedal is
9/10. safe, boring, you will arrive calmly unless you say something that triggers “dad lecture mode”
Cater
treats every red light like a selfie opportunity. traffic jam? story time.
“oops lol i forgot i was driving”—said as he casually swerves back into the lane with one hand and no shame
will absolutely blast hyperpop or sad girl music at full volume and sing along
uses gps and still misses every turn. rerouting? he’s rerouting his soul
4/10. looks good while driving but he’s taking you straight to the afterlife
Ace
somehow thinks he’s in mario kart. will try to drift. is bad at drifting.
screams “WE’RE FINEEEE” after hitting the curb for the third time
brakes too late, accelerates too fast, thinks honking is just “assertive communication”
if there’s a speed bump he’s treating it like a ramp. bonus points if he makes you hit your head on the ceiling
2/10. he’s the reason riddle has ulcers. do NOT get in the car if you value your life or bones.
Deuce
follows every rule with military precision. 10 and 2. full stops. checks mirrors like he’s solving a crime
“Yes ma’am, no ma’am, I mean—uh, officer! No officer! I wasn’t speeding I swear—” (he wasn’t. he was 5 under.)
will cry if you scream while he’s merging. please don’t scare the boy.
starts off driving like your grandma, then randomly hits you with a tokyo drift moment and doesn’t explain
7/10. either safest driver alive or full menace. depends on how much sleep he got.
Leona
the infuriatingly competent kind of driver who looks like he’s not paying attention, but then parallel parks in one smooth move without even checking the mirrors
arm out the window, seat leaned back, one hand on the wheel, vibes immaculate
doesn’t drive fast, but drives scarily efficient. like you blink and you’re at the destination
will not turn down the music. you are listening to the same remix loop for 45 minutes and you WILL like it.
9/10 driver. good under pressure, hates driving in the rain, will refuse to pick you up unless you bribe him with snacks or flattery.
Ruggie
terrifyingly resourceful behind the wheel. the kind of guy who’ll be like “oh yeah there’s a shortcut” and you end up on a goat trail with no guardrails
speed demon. not by choice. he just doesn’t believe in arriving late. or braking.
eats while driving. talks while driving. does parkour with the car while driving. you pray while riding.
every time he drives you somewhere, you owe him one. including emotional damage fees.
5/10. you will survive. but spiritually? you left your body three potholes ago.
Jack
rule follower. actual golden retriever on the road. if you litter out the window he will make a U-turn to go back and make you pick it up
will not speed, will not honk unless someone is literally on fire, will not change the radio station unless everyone agrees
but if someone cuts him off? feral instincts engaged.
quietly competitive. if someone passes him, he WILL accelerate. you may hear growling. don’t question it.
8.5/10. safe, solid, dependable. would drive you home from a party and make sure you drank water first.
Azul
thinks driving is a power move. like. he paid extra for that quiet engine start just to flex
fully uses driving time to monologue about business deals, plans, or subtle threats. you’re not sure if you’re carpooling or in a hostage negotiation
signals three miles ahead. checks mirrors like he’s being tailed by the fbi. he might be
very good at navigating. if gps reroutes, he reroutes it back. he wins against the algorithm.
9/10, but unnerving. you’re safe, but at what cost.
Jade
why does he have a license. who allowed this.
drives like he’s setting up a prank for someone ten miles ahead
never speeds, but takes the creepiest, emptiest backroads imaginable. says it’s “more scenic”
always smiling while driving. concerningly calm if something explodes. probably listening to classical music or nature documentaries
6/10. legally fine. emotionally? you’re not coming back the same.
Floyd
no one is shocked he passed the test. everyone is shocked he was legally allowed to take it
drives according to mood. if he’s bored, the car drifts. if he’s happy, he’s swerving in rhythm to the beat. if he’s angry? start writing your will.
makes driving sounds while driving. “vroom vroom~ screeeee~” for no reason
WILL throw fries at other cars. WILL try to high-five a biker at a stoplight. WILL unbuckle his seatbelt to “stretch” mid-drive
3/10. you either have the best day of your life or a near-death experience. possibly both.
Kalim
loudest driver alive. music blaring, windows down, shouting "WHEEEE~!" every time he accelerates
constantly turns around to talk to people in the backseat. like fully turns around. while driving.
forgets he’s not in a flying carpet. every stop sign is an opportunity to launch forward like it’s a joyride
someone told him roundabouts are fun so he goes around twice. just for the vibes.
4/10. he loves driving. driving does not love him back. you’re clutching the oh-shit handle the whole time.
Jamil
the only reason scarabia hasn’t been sued for vehicular crimes
drives like a tired single parent with 4 kids in the back screaming about McDonald's
SPEEDS when no one’s watching. you blink, he’s five miles ahead. shadow clone jutsu behind the wheel.
has memorized every traffic light timer in the city. never hits red. it’s… weird.
9/10. efficient, smooth, and will absolutely sigh dramatically the whole time you’re in the car.
Vil
drives a clean car. spotless. smells like luxury perfume and judgment
interior is curated. no trash. no crumbs. one water bottle and it’s aesthetically pleasing.
signals aggressively. like he flips that blinker with intent
will slow down to give you a Look if you’re in the wrong outfit to be seen with him
8/10. elegant and competent, but if you scuff his interior with your shoes, you’re walking.
Rook
who gave him a license. seriously. who looked at this man and went “yes. let him command a machine.”
sings full operas while driving. makes direct eye contact through the rearview mirror. unsettling.
has taken you on backroads even you didn’t know existed. somehow it was scenic.
talks like he’s narrating a wildlife documentary about the local traffic patterns
???/10. is he a good driver? no one knows. he’s just... driving.
Epel
lives for off-roading. doesn’t matter if he’s in a prius, he’s driving that baby like it’s a monster truck
drives like a 90-year-old when vil’s in the car. drives like he’s in a nascar trial when vil’s not
says “it’s fine, I’ve done this before” and proceeds to take a left turn at 70 mph
threatens to do donuts in the parking lot and then does them.
5/10. he’s trying his best. unfortunately, his best involves sick tricks and zero concern for tire life.
Idia
doesn’t.
has a license “for legal reasons,” but he treats driving like going outside is the final boss battle
owns a tricked-out car he never drives. it has led lights, anime decals, and a built-in gaming console. he uses it as a portable man cave
the one (1) time he did drive, he wore fingerless gloves, anime osts were blasting, and he whispered “initial D style” before forgetting which pedal was the brake
2/10. technically can drive. emotionally should not. you’re safer ubering with floyd.
Ortho
doesn't technically need a license but downloaded the entire dmv handbook into his memory for fun
his “car” is less “vehicle” and more “sentient ai-controlled hovercraft with wifi and snacks”
offers in-flight entertainment. like you’re not even on a plane. he just projects movies on the dashboard
drives at optimal efficiency.
11/10. the future of driving. terrifying and amazing. please stop letting him hack traffic lights though.
Malleus
he has a license. he studied for it. memorized the entire rulebook. aced the written.
the problem is: he drives like he's never seen another car before
goes 25 in a 60 because “it is the safest way to protect my precious cargo” (YOU)
stares at traffic lights like they personally offended him
car is some luxury vintage thing that makes no sense. you have to open the door with a key made of bone or something
3/10. you are deeply loved. and deeply late.
Lilia
drives like he’s lived through every era of vehicular invention. he owned a horse-drawn carriage and a tank
owns a beat-up, pink minivan with a custom wrap and dice in the mirror
speeds. aggressively. will swerve into the drive-thru and order fifty mcnuggets “for the road”
talks with both hands while driving. both. hands.
4/10. unpredictable. fun. chaos incarnate. your insurance company hates him.
Silver
good driver. responsible driver.
...except for the part where he falls asleep at stop signs
you’ll be halfway through a deep conversation and he’ll just nod off with his foot on the brake
car is clean, smells like lavender, and has one (1) emergency granola bar in every compartment
very gentle driver. almost too gentle. like “you didn’t feel the turn because he was spiritually aligned with the wheel” kind of gentle
6.5/10. smooth ride, but someone needs to keep him awake with snacks and playlist bangers.
Sebek
shouldn’t be allowed behind the wheel.
drives like he’s been assigned to escort the royal heir through enemy territory
yells at everyone on the road. pedestrians, squirrels, YOU—no one is safe from his critiques of your seatbelt position
insists on narrating everything. “SIGNALING LEFT. NOW SWITCHING LANES. REMAIN ALERT!”
the gps is set to his own voice. and you can’t turn it off
2/10. the only thing louder than the engine is his righteous fury.
Grim
that’s a cat.
(he tries to drive. he sits on the wheel. honks the horn with his butt. chews the seatbelt. it's a warzone in there.)
this was so fun to do lmao
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Press play (p2) | boyfriend!harry
Summary: The first tape wasn’t enough. Harry’s obsessed. One camera? Not enough angles. One location? Not enough variety. One night? Not enough time. This time, he films her in every room, in every position, with every toy he owns—and makes sure she begs for more. Because this isn’t just about recording anymore. This is about pushing her to her absolute limit while the cameras catch every second.
A/N: So… if the first fic was a little spicy, this one is hellfire levels of unholy. 🫠 Writing this felt like a crime, but a crime I would absolutely commit again. 🔥 Hope you’re hydrated and emotionally stable because this is a lot—and yes, before you ask, there will be a part tree. 😈
Also, if anyone asks why my search history includes “best high-sensitivity microphones for ASMR,” no, you don’t.
Word Count: 7,8k
Warnings:
Heavy BDSM elements – Bondage, impact play, restraints, gagging, plugs, edging, overstimulation… Basically, if it belongs in a locked drawer, it’s in here.
Spit, deep-throating, gagging, face-fucking – Hydration is important, folks.
Filming/recording during sex (consensual) – Harry’s got a passion for cinematography. Scorsese could never.
Public teasing & humiliation – Sex shop, car ride, open windows… Someone revoke this man’s driver’s license and curtain privileges.
Rough sex – Choking, spanking, forced orgasms… the usual scheduled programming.
Dirty talk, degradation, praise kink – A poetic balance of “good girl” and “filthy little slut.”
Multiple orgasms, overstimulation, breath play – Hope you weren’t planning on walking after this.
Aftercare – Because Harry’s only a menace 98% of the time. The other 2%? He’s feeding you water and telling you how proud he is.
(if i missed any, dm me please!)
[part 1]
☆ ★ ✮ ★ ☆
You can feel his eyes on you again.
It’s been happening for days—catching him watching you, smirking like he knows something you don’t. He isn’t even subtle about it. He’ll stretch out on the couch, legs spread wide, fingers lazily tapping against his thigh as the screen flickers, bathing his face in dim light. He watches you on repeat. Watches the way you fell apart for him the first time. The way you begged, the way you shook. He knows every second by heart, every moan, every filthy plea.
And the worst part? You don’t even blame him.
Because the few times you’ve dared to look—just a peek—you were just as wrecked as he claimed. Eyes glassy, mouth parted, body trembling under his touch. A perfect mess. His.
So when you catch him again, he doesn’t look guilty. Not even a little.
“Can’t help it, angel.” His voice is rough, thick with something dark. “You look so fucking good coming apart for me.”
Heat licks up your spine, your thighs pressing together on instinct. But he notices. Of course he notices.
He cocks his head, dragging his gaze over you, slow and heavy. Then, as if deciding something, he stands and holds out his hand. “Come on.”
You blink. “What?”
“We’re going out.”
He doesn’t give you a choice.
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The electronics store is bright, all sleek displays and humming screens. It smells faintly of new plastic, and if you weren’t so hyper-aware of the man next to you—the way his hand rests low on your back, the way his thumb strokes slow circles against your hip—you might have actually paid attention to the endless rows of cameras.
But Harry is focused.
Not just on you—though you can feel the weight of his gaze every time you shift—but on the equipment. He moves with purpose, eyes scanning through specs, occasionally nodding like he’s mentally checking things off a list you aren’t privy to.
You watch as he picks up a high-end camera, testing the weight in his palm.
“This one?” you ask.
“Maybe,” he murmurs, tilting it slightly, examining the lens. “Good quality, but not enough angles.”
The words shouldn’t make your stomach flip.
You know what he’s planning. Know this isn’t just about upgrading. It’s about more. More angles, more footage, more ways to capture exactly how wrecked he can make you.
Your breath catches as he moves onto something else—a small, discreet device.
“Is that—”
“A hidden camera?” He smirks. “Yeah. Could put it anywhere. Get a nice little collection going.”
You swallow hard.
He keeps going. A high-sensitivity microphone. A ring light. A sleek little tripod. He handles them with the kind of ease that makes your knees weak, like he’s already imagining exactly where he’ll set them up.
The sales clerk approaches then, offering a polite, professional smile.
“Can I help you with anything?”
You barely hear the question before Harry shifts behind you, his body pressing up against yours, his lips grazing your ear. His voice is low, for you and only you.
“Could fuck you right here.”
Your entire body goes rigid.
“Harry—”
“Bend you over the counter,” he continues, voice thick with amusement. His fingers ghost up your thigh, barely there, but your skin burns all the same. “Let the security cameras catch everything.”
Your breath stutters, a choked gasp slipping out before you can stop it.
The sales clerk clears his throat. “Uh… I can walk you through some of the settings if you’d like?”
You try to nod, try to play it off, but Harry doesn’t move. He stays pressed against you as the clerk launches into a dry explanation, and it takes everything in you to stand still. To keep your composure while Harry’s fingers tease the hem of your skirt, inching higher, higher—
You nearly jump when the touch disappears.
“Thanks, mate,” Harry says smoothly, stepping back like nothing just happened. “We’ll take all of these.”
Your head spins.
All of them.
Three cameras, a microphone, a ring light. Enough to film you in every angle he wants, from every perspective, with every sound recorded crystal clear.
You don’t even realize you’re shaking until Harry’s fingers brush over your wrist, grounding you.
“One more stop, angel.” His voice is warm, teasing.
Your stomach twists.
You already know where he’s taking you.
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The sex shop is discreet, tucked between two high-end boutiques. The windows are dark, the sign subtle, but the moment you step inside, you feel the shift—the heavy hush, the intimate displays, the slow thrum of something low and pulsing over the speakers.
Harry walks in like he’s been here before. Like he owns the place.
And in a way, he does.
You can feel it in the way he moves, the way his fingers trail along the shelves, occasionally plucking something up, rolling it between his fingers, considering. You barely have time to register what he’s holding before he makes a quiet noise of approval and adds it to the growing collection in his arms.
Nipple clamps. A flogger. Silk restraints. A plug set.
Your face burns as he turns to you, offering one of the smaller plugs in his palm.
“Go to the bathroom.”
You freeze.
His eyes don’t waver.
“Put them in.” His voice is calm, steady. “Now.”
You hesitate for half a second—just long enough to see the flicker of warning cross his features.
And then you obey.
The moment the door shuts behind you, your hands shake as you follow his command. The plug is smooth, easy, but it’s the panties that make you squirm—just the thought of them in public, the knowledge that Harry could turn them on at any moment.
When you return, he’s waiting.
He doesn’t say anything at first, just watches. Then, after a long pause—long enough for you to start fidgeting under his stare—he steps closer, brushing his lips over your temple.
“Good girl.”
The praise makes your knees nearly buckle.
He smirks. “Let’s go.”
--
The drive home is torture.
You should have known it would be.
Because the second Harry starts the car, his fingers flick something on his phone, and suddenly—
“Oh,” you gasp, your back arching slightly.
The vibrations are low, teasing, barely enough to do anything but make you ache.
Harry hums, casual. “You’re already soaked, aren’t you?”
Your cheeks burn, but you nod, breathless.
He turns the setting up. Just a little. Just enough to make you squirm.
Red light.
The car slows.
His hand drifts over your thigh.
“You can hold it, can’t you?”
You bite your lip, nodding again, your thighs pressing together.
Green light.
The vibrations ease slightly, but the pattern shifts, unpredictable.
It continues like this—slow torture, relentless teasing, each stoplight an opportunity for him to push you closer and closer to the edge.
By the time you pull into the garage, you’re shaking. Your fingers dig into the seat, your breathing uneven.
Harry watches, amused.
Then, just as he parks, he leans in, his voice silk-smooth against your ear.
“Come.”
Your breath stutters.
“Now,” he murmurs. “And don’t make a sound.”
The vibrations increase, sudden and sharp, and it takes everything in you not to cry out. Your entire body trembles as the orgasm washes over you, your fingers clutching the seat, your lips parted in a silent whimper.
Harry watches it all.
When it finally fades, your body slumping back against the leather, he exhales, slow and satisfied.
“That’s one, angel.”
His fingers trace your thigh, teasing.
“Hope you didn’t think we were done.”
His voice is warm, teasing, dripping with amusement, but there’s something darker beneath it. Something that makes your stomach tighten and your breath stutter. That look in his eyes—the one that tells you he’s not even close to satisfied.
Your skin is still buzzing, oversensitive from what he did to you in the car, but he doesn’t care.
He’s already moving.
He steps out, rounding the car without urgency, and when he opens your door, he doesn’t say a word—just waits. Expecting.
You step out on shaky legs.
The air outside is thick and warm, but the heat that lingers between your thighs is worse. You can still feel the echoes of pleasure from the first orgasm he ripped out of you, still feel the way your body clenched around nothing when he left you empty.
He knows it, too.
He watches you carefully, fingers ghosting over your hip as he leads you inside, through the dimly lit hallway, past the living room where you’ve already let him ruin you so many times before.
The moment the bedroom door shuts behind you, the shift is immediate.
Harry rolls his shoulders, tilting his head slightly, studying you.
Assessing.
Your pulse spikes.
The room is different.
You notice it instantly—the small but deliberate changes.
The cameras.
One on a tripod at the foot of the bed. Another placed carefully on the nightstand, positioned just right. The third—mounted directly above the mattress. Overhead shots.
Your stomach twists.
Then your eyes catch on the microphone.
It’s clipped beside the camera on the nightstand, small but powerful, capable of picking up every gasp, every moan, every tiny, desperate sound you make for him.
Your thighs squeeze together.
And on the sheets?
Silk.
Black silk ties, draped neatly across the mattress. Waiting.
Your breath catches.
He planned this.
Your skin prickles as you turn back toward him, but he’s already watching you, already smirking like he can hear the way your thoughts are racing.
His hand lifts, his fingers brushing along your jaw.
“Strip.”
One word.
No room for hesitation.
A slow, creeping shiver spreads down your spine, and your hands move before you can even think.
You reach for the hem of your dress, slipping it over your head in one slow motion. The fabric pools at your feet, leaving you bare—except for the lace panties he forced you into earlier and the plug still nestled between your cheeks.
Harry’s gaze darkens.
His tongue drags along his bottom lip, and he exhales slow, controlled, fingers flexing at his sides.
“On the bed.”
You shudder.
It’s not just a command—it’s a promise.
Your heart pounds as you move toward the mattress, sinking onto the soft sheets. The moment you do, Harry follows, climbing onto the bed with deliberate slowness, his toned body flexing as he hovers over you.
The silk restraints are still lying there. Waiting.
He picks one up, twirling it lazily between his fingers before tilting his head, green eyes locking onto yours.
“Let me tie you up, angel.”
It’s not a question.
It’s a test.
You swallow hard, feeling the last shred of control slipping away, and nod.
But he doesn’t move.
His smirk deepens.
“Say it.”
Your breath stutters. The words feel thick in your throat, but when they finally come, they’re barely more than a whisper.
“Tie me up, Harry.”
Something flickers in his eyes. A slow, satisfied smirk tugs at his lips, and then—
He moves.
Swift. Effortless. Expert.
He grabs your wrist, looping the silk around it, securing it to the headboard with a practiced ease that makes your stomach tighten. Then the other wrist—soft but firm, tight but not painful. You test the restraints. No give.
Your breathing is already uneven.
He shifts down, grabbing your ankle next.
You jerk instinctively, but it’s useless.
Harry likes you like this—helpless beneath him, vulnerable, completely at his mercy.
By the time he secures your other ankle, your body is already trembling. Spread wide. Exposed. Completely at his mercy.
You test the restraints again.
You can’t move.
The realization sends a sharp, dizzying pulse of heat straight between your legs.
Harry notices.
He always does.
He hums, pleased, dragging his knuckles along your inner thigh. His touch is featherlight, teasing, barely even there.
And then—
He reaches into his pocket.
Your breath hitches.
The remote.
Your stomach drops.
The plug.
He clicks it on.
The vibration is instant.
Low at first—deep, pulsing, sending sharp, concentrated pleasure straight through your core. Right where you need it most.
A helpless whimper rips from your throat. Your hips jerk automatically, body arching against the restraints, but there’s nowhere to go, no way to escape the relentless stimulation.
Harry watches every second of it.
The way your thighs tremble, the way your lips part in desperate little gasps, the way your stomach tightens.
And then—
He turns on the camera.
You freeze.
The red light blinks.
Recording.
Your stomach clenches, heat flooding your skin, because this moment—your wrists tied, your legs spread, your body already writhing from the toy still pulsing inside you—is being captured.
For him.
Forever.
Harry tilts his head, smirking.
“Look at you,” he murmurs, dragging his fingertips along your trembling thigh. His voice is low, smooth, hypnotic. “So fucking pretty like this.”
You let out a broken whimper.
His hand slides higher, teasing along the waistband of your panties. Not touching you where you need it most.
Not yet.
He licks his lips, watching you squirm.
“Think you can come like this, angel?”
Your chest rises and falls rapidly. You don’t answer. You can’t.
But Harry doesn’t need one.
He just turns up the vibration.
And watches.
The vibrations deepened.
Your breath hitched—sharp, desperate, a ragged little sound that barely even made it past your lips. The plug was already relentless, pulsing deep inside you, the sensation twisting tight in your stomach, coiling lower with each slow, calculated increase of the setting.
You were already trembling. Already aching. Already so close.
And Harry hadn’t even touched you yet.
He watched you squirm, wrists and ankles straining against the silk restraints, body arching involuntarily.
Completely at his mercy.
Completely his.
“Fuck,” he exhaled, his voice slow, measured, but dripping with hunger. His knuckles skimmed along your inner thigh, grazing just close enough to where you needed him—but never quite there. Just teasing. Just watching.
And the camera?
Still rolling.
Still capturing every little gasp, every tremor, every desperate little attempt to chase the pleasure he was holding just out of reach.
The red light blinked.
Recording.
His smirk deepened.
“Such a pretty mess, angel.” His voice was low, approving, hypnotic.
You whimpered, hips twitching, but the restraints left you helpless—spread wide, open, exposed, your body reacting instinctively to the overstimulation.
But Harry?
Harry was calm.
Patient.
He sat back, admiring his work—admiring you—as if he had all the time in the world.
And then, finally—finally—
His fingers traced over your panties.
A sharp gasp tore from your lips, your entire body jolting at the sudden touch. Even through the soaked lace, the warmth of his fingertips sent electricity crackling through your veins.
Harry hummed, pleased.
“Fuck, you’re soaked.” His fingers pressed lightly, rubbing slow, teasing circles over the fabric. “Been like this all day, haven’t you?”
You nodded frantically, swallowing back a sob. “Y-Yes.”
He chuckled, dark and satisfied, rubbing just a little harder.
“Good girl.”
Your thighs quivered, muscles tensing, your wrists tugging at the restraints again. Every little movement sent shockwaves of pleasure ricocheting through your body.
And then—
He ripped your panties.
A sharp tear, the lace splitting effortlessly beneath his fingers. The fabric vanished in an instant, and suddenly, there was nothing between you and him.
Nothing stopping him from touching you—truly touching you.
And he did.
Slow. Gentle at first. Just his fingertips, gliding over your drenched folds, exploring.
Spreading you open.
His thumb circled your clit, barely any pressure at all—but after everything? After the teasing, the buildup, the vibrations inside you?
It was too much.
A strangled, helpless sob ripped from your throat, your back arching clean off the mattress.
Harry’s breath caught.
He groaned—actually groaned—watching you break for him.
“Fuck. That sensitive, angel?” His tone was teasing, but there was something else there. Something hungry.
He dragged his fingers through your slick, slow, deliberate.
“Bet you could come just from this.” His voice was silk and sin, completely entranced by the way your body shuddered, twitched, begged.
Your head jerked frantically, desperate, pleading, already teetering on the edge.
“P-Please—”
But before you could even finish the sentence—
He slid two fingers inside you.
Your vision blurred.
The stretch—the depth—the angle—all of it was perfect.
The moment he curled his fingers, you screamed.
The sound punched out of your lungs, raw and wrecked, as he pressed against that perfect, devastating spot.
Harry cursed under his breath, watching every second of it.
The way your body clenched around his fingers, the way you writhed against the restraints, the way your chest heaved, nipples peaked and sensitive beneath the cool air—
Every. Little. Detail.
Captured.
The red light blinking.
Recording.
He moved faster, fingers stroking deep, precise, thumb circling your clit in tight, merciless patterns.
“Come for me,” he growled.
It wasn’t a request.
It was a command.
And you had no choice.
The pleasure slammed into you like a tidal wave, tearing through every nerve ending in your body. You came with a sob, a scream, a desperate, shattered cry, your body convulsing, legs shaking, clenching so hard around his fingers it was almost unbearable.
But he didn’t stop.
He kept fucking you through it, fingers relentless, dragging out every last tremor, milking every last drop of pleasure until you were shaking, sobbing, gasping for air.
And only then—
Only then—
Did he finally slow.
Your chest rose and fell rapidly, your wrists trembling against the silk. Your whole body felt like static—shattered, floating, buzzing.
And Harry?
Harry was grinning.
He kissed your knee, slow and lazy, as he finally pulled his fingers out of you.
“Such a good girl.”
Your lashes fluttered, vision still hazy, but you could barely even register his words. Your body was spent, ruined, completely undone.
But Harry wasn’t finished.
Because then—
He licked his fingers.
Your stomach plummeted.
He hummed low in his throat, savoring, before grinning.
And then—
He reached for the camera.
Still rolling.
Still capturing everything.
And he smirked.
“Hope you didn’t think we were done.”
Your pulse was still pounding in your ears.
Your body was wrecked, trembling, every nerve ending overstimulated and raw from the orgasm that had just torn through you.
And yet—
Harry still wasn’t done.
He loomed over you, tall, broad, completely in control, the red recording light casting a soft glow over the sharp lines of his jaw. His eyes devoured you, taking in every little detail—
The way your chest heaved. The way your thighs still trembled against the sheets. The way your wrists flexed instinctively against the silk, as if you could stop him.
You couldn’t.
And you didn’t want to.
The bed dipped as he climbed over you, the heat of his bare skin searing against yours.
His cock—hard, leaking, thick and aching—dragged against your swollen folds, notching at your entrance, but not pushing in.
Not yet.
You whimpered, body arching instinctively, desperate for him, but he just chuckled—low, deep, indulgent.
“Mm. Look at you.” His voice was warm honey, slow and deliberate, each word sinking deep into your bones. “So pretty when you beg, angel.”
You bit your lip, hips shifting, trying to chase him.
He smirked.
And then—
The first inch.
You gasped, eyes flying open, head tilting back against the pillows.
He was thick, stretching you open so slowly that it almost burned.
But Harry didn’t give you time to adjust.
Didn’t give you time to think.
Because then—
Another inch.
And another.
Until he was halfway inside you, filling you, the intrusion both devastating and perfect.
Your nails dug into your palms, your body trying to take more—needing more.
And then, Harry reached for the camera.
Still recording.
He angled it down, making sure to capture the way your body was taking him, stretching around him.
His cock twitched.
And then, his voice—low, thick, wrecked:
“Fuck, angel. Look at this.”
You tried to, tried to open your eyes, tried to focus, but then—
He pushed all the way in.
The breath punched out of your lungs.
A sharp, desperate gasp—loud, needy, broken—tore from your throat as he bottomed out, pressing so deep you could feel him everywhere.
Your body clenched around him, still too sensitive, still feeling everything from before.
But Harry just groaned, deep and guttural, hips rolling in the slowest, most devastating grind.
Your toes curled, pleasure sparking white-hot under your skin.
You were still tied up. Still helpless. Still completely his.
And now, you were full.
So full you could barely breathe.
Harry pulled out—slow, deliberate—before thrusting back in just as slow, pushing you open all over again.
“Fuck,” he exhaled, watching you, watching the camera, watching everything.
Your body twitched, squirmed, begged.
He just smirked.
And then—
He set the pace.
Deep, slow strokes, hitting every spot just right, dragging against the oversensitive nerves he’d already ruined.
Your mouth fell open, pleasure crashing over you with every slow thrust.
Every inch of him pressing deep, stretching you so perfectly it hurt.
The camera blinked.
Recording.
Capturing the way your body was shuddering, the way your fists clenched the silk, the way your lips trembled around the moans he was pulling from you.
He leaned down, breath hot against your ear.
“Gonna give me another one, angel?” His voice was taunting, dripping with amusement. “Think you can come for me again?”
You shook your head wildly, chest heaving, eyes glazed over.
“I— I can’t—”
Harry just hummed, lips brushing your temple.
“Yes, you can.”
And then—
He fucked you deeper.
Your back arched instantly, wrists straining, a sob ripping through your throat.
The pleasure was blinding, white-hot, unbearable.
“Harry—”
His teeth scraped against your jaw, his voice gravel and smoke.
“Say it.”
Your breath hitched, nails digging into your palms, body trembling from the sheer force of it.
“Y-Yours,” you gasped.
His hips snapped harder, cock grinding against that devastating spot over and over—relentless, unforgiving.
“Again.”
A strangled sob.
“Yours—fuck—I’m yours.”
His groan was low, wrecked, dangerous.
“Good girl.”
And then—
His hand dropped to your clit.
Your vision blurred.
A sharp, overwhelming cry ripped from your chest, your body jerking violently, pleasure spiraling out of control.
You were gonna come. You were gonna fall apart for him again. You couldn’t stop it.
Harry knew it.
He wanted it.
He fucking needed it.
His fingers worked your clit in tight, ruthless circles, hips grinding deep, pushing you further, further, further—
And then he stopped.
Your body shuddered violently, the cruel absence of release ripping through you in an aching pulse. Your wrists strained against the restraints, fingers curling into fists as if grasping at the pleasure he had just stolen from you.
“No—Harry, please—” Your voice was wrecked, trembling, broken.
He only chuckled, slow and dark, as he withdrew from you completely, leaving you empty and throbbing.
“You were about to come, weren’t you?” he murmured, running a single finger up the slick seam of your cunt.
Your thighs twitched, trying to chase the friction, but the spreader bar kept you locked open, helpless. A desperate whimper crawled up your throat.
“Y-yes, I was—”
Harry tsked, tracing idle circles around your entrance, not giving you what you needed. “Shouldn’t have done that, angel. Didn’t I tell you? You come when I say.”
Tears of frustration burned behind your blindfold. “I c-can’t take anymore—”
A sharp slap landed between your legs, a quick sting against your soaked, sensitive cunt. You gasped, jerking at the impact.
“Oh, you can take more,” Harry said smoothly, rubbing the heated skin where he had just spanked you. “And you will.”
Your whole body quivered as he slid his fingers down, pressing them against the plug still nestled inside you. A strangled sound escaped your lips when he pushed it deeper, rocking it in place.
“Wanna stretch you out properly, baby,” he mused, voice thick with something dangerous. “But first—”
You heard the rustling of fabric, the creak of leather as he stood from the bed.
“Up.”
You barely had the strength to move, but you forced yourself to obey, arms shaking as you struggled against the restraints. The blindfold remained in place, leaving you vulnerable as you listened to him unbuckle something, the unmistakable sound of a belt sliding free from its loops.
Then—his hands were on you again, untying your wrists, removing the spreader bar. Your legs instantly trembled, weak from the overwhelming denial.
“Good girl,” Harry murmured, massaging the sore skin where the restraints had been. “Now, come with me.”
He grasped your chin, tilting your face up as he pulled the blindfold away. Your eyes blinked open, pupils blown wide as you took in the wicked smirk on his lips, the lust-darkened green of his gaze.
Before you could catch your breath, he scooped you into his arms. You barely had time to register the movement before he was carrying you out of the bedroom, past the cameras still recording every second.
The bathroom door swung open. Steam clung to the air as he stepped inside, turning the shower knob until hot water cascaded down, filling the room with a thick, humid heat.
Your back hit the cold tile a second later. You barely had time to react before he pressed his palm against your sternum, urging you down, down, down until your knees met the wet floor.
He grabbed the camera from the counter, flipping the screen toward him. The red recording light glowed as he aimed the lens at you, already kneeling and dripping with arousal.
“Open your mouth,” he ordered, his voice a slow drag of filth.
Your breath hitched.
You obeyed.
The second your lips parted, Harry’s smirk deepened. He took his time, letting the camera capture every little detail—the way your tongue flicked out, the way your breath came in short, desperate little pants, the way your lips glistened from the mix of your own arousal and the steam filling the room.
“Fuck, angel,” he murmured, palming his cock, stroking himself right in front of you. “You look so pretty like this.”
He tilted the camera slightly, making sure it caught the way you were already trembling, still wrecked from everything he’d put you through in the bedroom. He hadn’t even touched you yet, but your body was still in pieces, still aching, still on the brink.
He tapped the head of his cock against your bottom lip. “Go on. Take it.”
You leaned forward instantly, eager, desperate to please, desperate to have some part of him back inside you. Your tongue darted out, licking the swollen tip before wrapping your lips around it.
The deep groan he let out sent a shiver straight down your spine.
“Yeah, that’s it,” he praised, one hand still holding the camera, the other coming to the back of your head. “Messy, baby. I want to see spit dripping all over that pretty face.”
You hollowed your cheeks, sucking him in deeper, bobbing your head as your hands found purchase on his thighs. The hot water pounded against your skin, the steam thick, making the whole room feel like a fever dream.
The camera shifted in his grip, the angle catching the way your lips stretched wide around him, the way your throat fluttered as he pushed deeper.
“Shit—” He exhaled sharply, fingers tightening in your hair. “Keep going, angel. Take it all.”
You did. You let him guide you, let him control the pace, let him push further and further until the tip of his cock nudged against the back of your throat. You gagged around him, eyes watering, but you didn’t stop.
Harry groaned, low and wrecked. “Fuck, you’re so good for me.”
He pulled back, just enough to let you breathe, before pushing in again—this time rougher, faster, with more force. You moaned around him, the vibrations making his hips jerk forward. Spit dribbled down your chin, mixing with the hot water that streamed over your face, but you didn’t care.
“That’s it, baby. Get it all wet for me.”
He adjusted the camera again, angling it downward, capturing the way your lips were red and swollen, the way his cock disappeared between them over and over again. He licked his lips, voice dropping to something even darker.
“Gonna fuck your throat now, angel. You ready for that?”
You could barely nod, but you did, blinking up at him with big, watery eyes.
Harry growled.
“Good girl.”
Then he snapped his hips forward, holding your head in place as he started fucking your mouth.
The force made your throat tighten, made your gag reflex threaten to fight back, but you took it. His cock dragged against the back of your tongue, thick and heavy, every thrust sending you further into the haze of pleasure and submission.
Tears spilled down your cheeks. Drool dripped from the corners of your mouth. Your nails dug into his thighs as he used you, each thrust more relentless than the last.
“Fuck—look at you.” His voice was wrecked, barely holding on. “Gonna come down your throat, angel. Gonna fill you up nice and fucking full.”
You moaned, the sound muffled around him, but he understood.
“Yeah? You want that?”
You nodded desperately, tears spilling freely now.
Harry cursed, deep and rough, before pulling out just enough to let you breathe—then pushing in one last time, shoving himself as deep as you could take.
With a low, guttural groan, he came, hot and thick down your throat.
“Don’t swallow,” he panted, pulling back just enough to see the mess he’d left on your tongue. He angled the camera, zooming in on your wrecked, ruined expression.
“Show the camera, baby.”
You opened your mouth wider, letting him see everything—the cum pooling on your tongue, the spit clinging to your lips, the way you were completely, utterly wrecked for him.
Harry groaned. “Fuck.”
He smirked down at you, lowering the camera slightly, his thumb tracing the edge of your mouth.
“Now swallow.”
You did.
His gaze darkened even more.
“Good girl.”
The moment your lips closed around the last drop, Harry grabbed your chin, tilting your face up toward him. His thumb swiped over the corner of your mouth, catching the mix of spit and cum before pressing it back against your tongue.
“Still so fucking messy, angel,” he murmured, his voice rough, raw. “I should make you lick it off my fingers.”
Your tongue flicked out before he could even tell you to, taking his thumb into your mouth and sucking obediently. Harry groaned, his free hand fisting in your damp hair as he tilted the camera, capturing the way you looked up at him—wrecked, desperate, willing.
He pulled his thumb from your mouth with a pop, gripping your jaw tight before hauling you to your feet.
“Not done with you yet,” he muttered, voice dripping with something dangerous. “C’mon.”
He dragged you out of the bathroom, still naked, your legs barely steady after everything he’d put you through. The cameras in the bedroom were still recording, red lights blinking as he led you straight through and into the living room.
The moment your bare feet hit the cool hardwood floor, your stomach flipped.
The windows.
The massive, floor-to-ceiling windows, wide open, stretching across the entire room.
Anyone could see.
Your breath caught as Harry maneuvered you toward the couch, his grip firm, unyielding. He didn’t hesitate, didn’t even give you a moment to protest before pushing you down, bending you over the armrest, pressing your chest into the soft fabric.
“Stay.”
A shiver rolled through you.
You didn’t dare move.
Behind you, you heard him shifting, placing the camera down, adjusting it for the best angle. Then—his hands. Rough and warm as they skimmed over your hips, down the backs of your thighs. His palms kneaded your ass before spreading you open, exposing every inch of you to both him and the camera.
“Fuck,” he breathed. “Look at you.”
Heat flooded your body. You squirmed under his touch, your thighs already sticky, already aching.
He didn’t like that.
His palm cracked against your ass, sharp and sudden.
You gasped, jolting forward.
“Be still,” he ordered. “Wanna make sure the camera gets a good look.”
You bit your lip, your body thrumming with anticipation as his fingers slid between your legs, teasing, testing. You were still soaked—already wrecked from the way he’d used you in the bedroom, the bathroom, every fucking room he wanted.
And yet, you still wanted more.
He chuckled darkly.
“So fucking needy,” he murmured, rubbing slow circles against your clit before pulling away.
You whined softly.
“Patience, angel,” he said, his tone taunting.
He reached for something—a bottle of lube, cold as he drizzled it between your cheeks. His fingers smoothed it over your skin, teasing your hole, making you twitch beneath him.
“One day,” he murmured, leaning in, voice just for you. “One day, baby, I’m gonna fuck you here too. Gonna stretch you out nice and slow.”
You whimpered, fingers curling into the couch.
“But not tonight.”
Instead, he pushed inside your pussy in one hard, punishing thrust.
You cried out, your body arching at the overwhelming sensation. He was still thick, still hard, still relentless. Your walls clenched around him instinctively, but he didn’t give you a second to adjust—his hands gripped your hips, holding you still as he set a brutal pace.
The wet sounds of skin against skin filled the room, mixing with your gasps, your whimpers, the deep groans spilling from his lips.
The camera was still recording.
Harry reached for it, lifting it with one hand, angling it down to catch everything—the way he filled you, the way you took him so fucking well, the way your body trembled beneath him.
He smirked, never slowing down.
“Wave, baby,” he said, voice dripping with amusement. “Let them see how good you take it.”
Your stomach twisted at his words, a sharp spike of humiliation cutting through the pleasure. You could feel the heat of the camera on you, the weight of his stare, the way he watched you through the lens, utterly transfixed.
Your fingers gripped the couch tighter, your body burning with the mix of overstimulation and the sheer, undeniable thrill of it all.
“Go on,” he murmured, his voice a dangerous purr. “Be good for me.”
Shame curled in your chest, but the need to obey—to give him exactly what he wanted—was so much stronger.
You lifted one trembling hand from the couch and waved.
Harry groaned. “Fuck, look at you.”
He rewarded you with a brutal thrust, his cock slamming so deep it knocked the breath from your lungs. Your arm dropped, a broken sound slipping from your lips as he kept going, his grip tightening on your hips, his fingers digging into your skin.
The angle was devastating—his cock hitting deep, rubbing against every sensitive spot inside you, his pace merciless. The obscene sound of your slick filled the space, your body taking everything he gave without resistance, already so fucking ruined for him.
The camera was still rolling.
He moved it slightly, shifting to get a better angle, then pressed it close to where your bodies met, capturing the way he disappeared inside you over and over again.
“See that, angel?” he taunted. “See how fucking good you take me?”
You couldn’t even form words, your forehead pressing into the couch, your entire body trembling.
He leaned down, his chest flush against your back, the camera still in his hand. His breath was hot against your ear, sending a shiver down your spine.
“You were made for this,” he whispered. “Made for me.”
Your walls clenched at the words, your body betraying you completely.
Harry groaned, his hips stuttering for just a second before he caught himself, before he pulled back and gave you a particularly sharp thrust—one that had you gasping, your hands gripping the couch for dear life.
His free hand snaked between your legs, finding your clit, rubbing it in slow, deliberate circles.
Your whole body tensed, the pressure inside you coiling tighter, tighter, so close to snapping—
And then he stopped.
You sobbed, your body shaking, your walls fluttering helplessly around nothing as he pulled out of you completely.
You felt him shift behind you, setting the camera back down, letting it capture the way your body trembled, the way your thighs clenched, desperate for more.
Then his hands were on you again, flipping you over, pressing your back against the couch cushions. His weight caged you in, his gaze dark, predatory.
“Not done with you yet, angel,” he murmured, dragging his thumb across your swollen lips, watching the way you panted beneath him.
The camera was still rolling.
His hand slipped between your legs again, teasing your slick entrance, rubbing the head of his cock against your overstimulated clit just to watch you squirm.
“You want more?” he asked, voice rough, teasing.
You nodded frantically, too wrecked to form words.
He smirked.
“Then get on the counter.”
Your legs barely worked as you scrambled up, body still trembling, overstimulated and desperate as you obeyed his command. The moment your feet hit the floor, Harry grabbed you by the waist, guiding you toward the kitchen with effortless control.
The counter was cold against your burning skin as he lifted you onto it, positioning you exactly where he wanted. Your thighs fell open instinctively, the evidence of everything he’d done to you glistening between them, your body still slick, still aching.
Harry groaned at the sight.
“Fuck, angel. Look at you.”
You barely had time to catch your breath before he reached down, grabbing something from the bag on the counter. Your stomach flipped as he held it up.
The large plug.
Your breath hitched, anticipation and overstimulation clashing in a way that made you shiver.
“Color?” he murmured, his voice softer now, more serious.
You swallowed hard, forcing yourself to breathe past the haze of it all. “Green.”
A flicker of something unreadable crossed his face before he smirked, trailing his fingers up the inside of your thigh, teasing.
“That’s my girl.”
He kissed you then—hot and deep, his tongue sliding against yours, stealing the air from your lungs. His free hand worked between your legs, rubbing slow, lazy circles against your clit, making you whimper against his lips.
Then, without warning, he pressed the plug against your entrance, pushing it in.
Your whole body tensed, a broken gasp spilling from your lips as the stretch burned for just a second—before the pleasure hit. The fullness, the pressure, the way it made everything more intense.
Harry pulled back, watching your face, drinking in every reaction.
“That’s it, baby,” he murmured. “Taking it so fucking well.”
The praise sent another shiver down your spine. You clenched around the plug instinctively, and Harry groaned at the sight, gripping your jaw, forcing you to meet his gaze.
“You feel it, don’t you?” he taunted. “How much better it makes everything?”
You nodded weakly, barely able to breathe.
But he wasn’t done.
Reaching down, he clicked a button—and vibrations pulsed deep inside you.
A strangled moan tore from your throat, your body jolting against the counter as the sudden stimulation hit all at once.
Harry just chuckled, watching you squirm.
“Look at you,” he murmured. “Already falling apart for me.”
He didn’t give you time to adjust, to catch your breath—his hands were already on you again, pushing your legs wider, lining himself up.
“Just one more, angel,” he whispered. “Just one more.”
Then he thrust inside you.
You choked on a gasp, your hands flying to his shoulders, nails digging into his skin as the sensations overwhelmed you. The vibrations, the stretch, the way his cock filled you so perfectly—
It was too much.
And yet, not enough.
Harry grunted, his grip on your hips bruising as he set a punishing pace, fucking into you deep, fast, relentless. His free hand shot up to your throat, his fingers curling around the column of your neck, squeezing just enough to make your pulse race.
Your vision blurred at the edges, your body trembling beneath him.
“S’this how you wanted it?” he growled. “Getting fucked so hard you can’t even think?”
Tears streamed down your face, your body wracked with pleasure, every nerve alight, every inch of you burning with overstimulation.
Harry groaned at the sight, leaning down to capture your lips in a messy, desperate kiss. His pace never faltered, his thrusts deep and brutal, fucking you through it, dragging it out.
Your walls clenched around him, the vibrations pushing you closer, closer—
And then you shattered.
Your entire body convulsed, pleasure slamming into you like a freight train, the orgasm ripping through you so violently you nearly sobbed. Your nails raked down his back, your thighs squeezing tight around his hips as he fucked you through it, chasing his own release.
Harry cursed under his breath, his movements growing erratic, rougher. He pulled out at the last second, groaning as he spilled across your stomach, his chest heaving, his body tense.
For a moment, the only sound in the kitchen was your ragged breathing.
Then, slowly, Harry reached for the camera—lifting it, angling it down, capturing the absolute wreckage of you.
“Fuck,” he murmured, tracing a hand down your trembling thigh. “You look so pretty like this.”
The camera clicked off.
And then, he lifted you into his arms, carrying you straight back to bed.
The sheets were cool against your overheated skin as Harry laid you down, his grip still firm but gentle. Your body felt weightless, trembling, drained from everything he had put you through—but he wasn’t finished.
Not yet.
He reached for a towel, wiping the mess from your stomach, his touch softer now, deliberate, taking his time as he cleaned you up. You shivered under his hands, your body still sensitive, overstimulated beyond belief.
Harry hummed, low and satisfied. “You did so fucking good for me, angel.”
Your eyes fluttered shut as he brushed damp hair from your face, pressing a kiss to your forehead. The shift in him was stark, a complete contrast from the dominant force he had been just minutes ago. Now, he was patient. Tender.
He grabbed a water bottle from the nightstand, twisting the cap off before bringing it to your lips. “Drink.”
You obeyed, swallowing the cool liquid, letting it soothe your raw throat. Harry watched you carefully, thumb stroking over your jaw.
“There you go,” he murmured. “That’s my good girl.”
Your heart squeezed at the praise, warmth curling in your chest. Even now, with your limbs weak and body wrecked, you craved it.
Harry must have seen it on your face, because he smirked, setting the bottle aside before slipping into bed beside you. His arm curled around your waist, pulling you in, pressing you flush against him.
“You’re shaking,” he murmured, running his palm up and down your back, soothing, grounding.
You sighed into the touch, relaxing against him, sinking into his warmth.
His lips ghosted along your shoulder, pressing soft kisses up your neck, along your jaw. He traced every mark he had left on you, his tongue flicking out to soothe the sensitive skin.
A deep, contented sound rumbled from his chest as he held you close, his fingers lazily tracing patterns along your hip. “Proud of you, angel. Took everything so well for me.”
A sleepy hum slipped past your lips. You barely had the energy to respond, too far gone, your body melting into his.
Harry chuckled, the sound low and raspy.
Then, you felt it—his fingers reaching for the remote, grabbing it from the nightstand.
A moment later, the TV flickered to life.
Your stomach flipped.
You didn’t need to look to know what he was playing.
Heat crept up your neck as the sounds of your own moans filled the room, the unmistakable echo of skin on skin, the filthy words he had murmured against your lips now playing back in crisp, high-definition audio.
Your breath hitched.
Harry smirked, tilting your chin up, forcing you to meet his gaze. His eyes were dark, hungry, still burning despite everything.
“Look at you,” he murmured, watching the replay, his hand trailing down, fingertips ghosting over your still-sensitive core. “So fucking wrecked. So perfect.”
Your cheeks burned, embarrassment and arousal clashing, twisting deep in your stomach.
Harry chuckled, pressing a kiss to your temple. “We’re keeping all of this,” he whispered against your skin. “Our own little collection.”
You barely had the strength to respond, your body too heavy, your brain too foggy.
But just before sleep claimed you, you heard him murmur one last thing—
“Hope you know… there’s going to be a part three.”
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BAKUGOU KATSUKI ✰ 6:34
do u want to celebrate your bday, mr. great explosion murder god dynamight
Bakugou stared at your message for a while. He sits by his study desk, supposedly taking a break from his homework. His brows are contorted to one of contemplation, a pout on his lips as he types in his reply—rather quickly, too.
hell no
(ꃋᴖꃋ)
He shook his head. Bakugou turns off his phone and sets it to the side.
If anything, he hates and genuinely gets upset with surprises, especially when celebrating his birthday. He doesn’t get it; why people celebrate another year closer to death. When he was younger, he remembered loving the attention, the gifts, and the praise.
But now that he’s older, he’d much rather just spend time by himself. Maybe cook himself a dish or two to celebrate, but that’s it. He doesn’t need anything grand—not anymore, at the very least.
Then again, why would you be asking him a question like that as if you weren’t on the other side of Japan? He thinks it’s childish; besides, celebrating his birthday is a complete waste of time. He’s a hero-in-training, and so are you, so he’d rather use that time of celebration to either train or study (and he has the audacity to call other people nerds).
Bakugou decides to go to school earlier than normal because he doesn’t want to give those idiots (his classmates) time to even prepare for a surprise party (yes, Kaminari’s horrible at whispering and keeping secrets) for him in the dorms (and also the classroom; it just slipped from the tip of Kirishima’s tongue).
A hand holds onto his shoulder, and by instinct, he moves away from the contact and turns to the person with a scowl. If he weren’t alert, he would’ve blown said person to bits, and yet the moment he hears that familiar laugh, all raised defenses are lowered and his tense shoulders relax.
“What the fuck?”
“Surprise! I knew you’d come to school early,” you greet him with a bear hug. Bakugou scowls as he tries to push you away.
“Kats, I missed you so much! It’s been forever since we last saw each other—”
“How the hell did you get here?”
You grinned, ignoring his non-serious threats of exploding you to the skies. “Come on, Grouchy. I don’t have much time, y’know?” You dragged Bakugou toward one of the private lounge areas within the grounds of U.A., and he’s surprised you knew how to navigate your way around the campus. “Don’t worry, I asked for a bit of help from Midoriya since he’s the only one I know aside from you that goes to this school.”
“That damned—”
“Don’t get mad at him! Getting mad would make you wrinkle quicker, and don’t furrow your brows; I think I’m seeing wrinkled lines in your forehead.”
“You—”
“There’s no time for scolding me, Kats!” You held up a bento cake to him.
He notices the two little boxes of what he assumed would be his presents behind you and the lighter you used to light up the candle. He thinks it’s wasteful when he could’ve just lit it up himself with his Quirk. Then again, he couldn’t really do anything anymore because what’s done is done.
The cake itself was thoughtful. Frosted with light orange frosting, decked out with what he assumed were mini explosions made out of fondant at the sides and a little lettering that said, “hbd dynamight,” with a little spark of red, orange, and black at the end of the sentence.
Bakugou looks back on it, and the realization dawns on him.
This is the first time someone—aside from his parents—made the effort to give him a cake for his birthday.
“Do you want me to sing happy birthday?” You ask when he doesn’t immediately blow out the candle.
“Fuck, no.” He rolled his eyes and took a moment before doing so.
“You didn’t have to do all this, nerd.”
“But I wanted to.”
That made Bakugou smile, even if it was only a little. “Thanks.”
“You’re seventeen now, and that is one year older than being a senior citizen,” he chuckled, “and as always, don’t smoke, drink, or do anything that would get your hero license revoked. Lessen the frown and turn it upside down; remember that I’m an awesome friend for remembering your favorite cake flavor even if you don’t eat it often—and finally, happy birthday, Kats.”
His heart is beating too quickly as he tries to play it cool by nodding to everything you said. He’s missed this, though he’d rather die than tell you that, knowing damn well you would never let him live it down.
“Whatever, you sap.” Bakugou stuck out his tongue, and you did as well.
“Well— shit, I have to go before I miss the next train.”
“Don’t have morning classes, then? Shiketsu’s a four-hour commute from here.”
“Uh huh. Remember—”
“Yeah, yeah. Cake goes in the fridge if I don’t want to eat it, and send you a video of me opening your gift. I hope it’s not ass, like last year’s mug with our picture on it.”
“Hey–! It was a very good picture,” you replied. “I have one too, just so you know,” you chuckled after finishing packing everything up. “Because it’s cool to match mugs. Really good way to strengthen our relationship. It makes you think of me whenever you have your morning coffee or tea.”
He snorts. “As if, nerd.”
Bakugou watches you leave, but not before seeing you stumble against your feet, which made him cackle obnoxiously at your misery. With the bento cake and gifts in either of his hands, he thinks this is one of his best birthdays yet. And spending it with you, even if it were only for a short moment, is surprisingly fulfilling.
He may start to enjoy surprises if they were this pleasant.
Now he just has to worry about getting back to the dorms without being seen by any of the idiots that would pester him about where he got his cake and gifts from.
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@simplepotatofarmer, figured I’d include your good tags in here too if that’s okay.

To be fair, and just to be clear this is not me really disagreeing per say just adding some thoughts. While I do think that Dream made the prison for the main cell, in case there was someone too powerful to kill. And while I think cc!Dream and cc!Sam made the prison for the main cell. That doesn’t mean the smaller cells were not intended to be used and just decoration. They do seem perhaps like more of an afterthought sure, but I do think that they were made to be potentially used. Definitely, more temporarily unlike the main cell, but still. When the purpose of the prison became to house himself, then the main cell even more so came into importance, and every detail down to what was allowed and not, needed to be decided while Dream still had the power to do so. Because he knew the moment they (Sam) would turn against and arrest him, asking for a clock would probably not be approved. So things like that needed to be fletched out for his future. The rest of the cells didn’t matter yet, until they were needed and then they could be furnished.
So yes, the prison was made for the main cell, and yes the main cell became designed with Dream in mind, but that was just the immediate use. The prison itself and its initial creation was based on hypotheticals and paranoia. Sam just didn’t know that later Dream had decided on a concrete purpose and finished the design with that in mind. (Though Sam does think later it was designed for Tommy specifically but that’s besides the point…). In other words, all of the cells were designed originally for hypotheticals and their furnishings would in theory have been decided upon when they were being used. As y’all point out though, Sam, (clearly taking things way too concretely that he can’t deviate from the prison’s design (except for security and torture) even if it means stupidly leaving Tommy locked in the cell with Dream for a week), perhaps didn’t really think to furnish the cells when he decided to put people in them...
As y’all, pointed out too, the design of the prison is very clearly for the main cell, however what’s also evident in the design and layout of the prison is that no extras really exist. Everything has its purpose. There isn’t really a lot of extra rooms like some of the other big builds, and it’s not that it isn’t big enough to have more rooms because it’s enormous and yet mostly hollow. The prison is very dramatic and ominous and over the top by design, but I wouldn’t really say there are things in it that are made just for decoration, more so that the original scope was broader until it changed. In other words, I personally have a guest room because I want people to be able to stay at my house, but I don’t really keep it tidy and looking nice most of the time, it’s only when I have a guest that I make the bed and stuff. And when my mom started visiting more regularly I furnished it with for her in mind, adding art and a mattress topper after she complained. Dream knew he was coming to the prison so he furnished the main cell with that in mind. So essentially, the small cells are just empty guest rooms, they have an intended purpose but until then remain unfit for habitation, and Sam is just a terrible host who didn’t prepare a bed for his guest(s)…
Ya know to be fair…. There is an argument to be made that the small cells are worse than the main one.
Like there is literally nothing in them… at least Dream gets a sink, toilet, books, lectern, chest, clock, lava, even glowstone...
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bunny, dearest!! i’ve truly been craving some spicier brownies lately, perhaps with a side of coffee. oh, and a mocha, too, for max ☕️ xx
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brownies ("you're so much more agreeable when you have something to occupy that mouth of yours.") + coffee (rivals au) + mocha (breeding kink) served by max verstappen (formula one)!!
cw: smut/pwp, rivals au, ferrari driver!reader, breeding kink, pregnancy, dirty talk, rough sex, mean!max, doggy style
max had his fair share of rivals. from being the best along side lewis hamilton to the childhood rivalry he shared with charles leclerc. while he was able to brush those off, laughing about how it was all in good fun. part of the game was to be able to go wheel to wheel with another driver.
you, on the other hand. ferrari's little trail blazer. needed to be put in your goddamn places. especially when you made him dnf at the dutch grand prix.
"you're a bitch."
"and you apparently don't know how drive." you shoved max away from you. you could feel the anger radiating off of him.
"they should've never let you on the track. not when you're driving like a madwoman. they should revoke your license, you bitch."
this was the face of mad max. the stubborn, aggressive, almost insane driver that they let on the track at seventeen. but you held your ground as you spat back, "aw, is someone made that daddy was watching you spin out? is that why you're getting in my goddamn face you fucking prick!"
max could feel his lip twitch. he grabbed you by the front of your ferrari shirt and kissed you deeply. you were both in your hotel room, which max bulled himself into. now you were pressed against the back of the door with max's hands digging into the front of the shirt.
there was a moment of silence, the two of you looking at one another. two rivals till the bitter end. then it happened. you kissed one another with a hot fever.
when you pulled away, you saw the tension leave his shoulders. you said, "you're so much more agreeable when you have something to occupy that mouth of yours." then ran your thumb across his soft lips, "is that all you needed? a kiss. what are you twelve?"
he exhaled deeply through his nose before he said, "no, i need to fuck you." then he took your shirt from the bottom and started to get you undressed.
sneakers kicked off by the door. your shirt over the couch, his jeans thrown in the direction of the window. your panties ended up over the nightstand and the rest of your clothes were in various places around the room.
max had you pinned under him, your ass up against his hard cock. the rush of today's race still sparked in your minds as he rubbed his achy cock against your wet cunt.
"you're a bad girl." he said.
"oh yeah? what does that make you, verstappen? god of the track? coming to give me salvation?" you groaned as he he pushed his achy cock inside of you. you exhaled deeply and arched your back.
he chuckled as he sank in all the way, his breath came through his teeth, "yeah. i am." he sounded almost cocky and it made a shiver run through you. he watched you hold onto the white sheets of the hotel bed. you felt good.
you have had sex before. this wasn't a new thing for either of you. he had multiple times buried his cock into your pussy and fucked you until the headboard put a dent in the wall. until the likes of your teammate (max's other rival) was banging on the shared wall to get you to shut up.
max's grip was possessive, there was little tenderness between you two as he rutted against you. he could feel the heat bloom in his face as he curved over you. making sure that his cock got into the softest parts of you. he was going to make sure that he kept you under him. and off the track, not when you felt this good against him.
your pretty cunt clung to him like a vice as he felt the heat flare up to his ears. he panted heavily like a dog as you whined in response like something more needy. his pace was erratic and the throb in his chest was noticeable. it all felt so hot and it burned both of you.
"you look good under me. where you belong. right at the bottom of the grid." he laughed, a little darkness to his tone. he could feel the sweat on the back of his neck as he continued to move. it all felt painfully hot for him.
you hissed between heavy thrusts and gripped onto the covers under you. you replied, "i want to see your downfall, verstappen."
he chuckled and kissed at you neck. he held onto you tightly and pressed more of his weight onto you. he said, "right, right. you want me to crash, you want me to retire. i've heard it all. but, i'm not retiring." he kissed the shell of your ear and said softly, "you are though."
"in your dreams." you arched your back a little bit. you panted heavily, "not until i get my world championship."
max snickered to himself as he continued to move against you. moving your hips alongside his cock. you gasped into the covers at the sensation and knew that your career was going to be swift and short. after all, who was going to take care of his baby?
he didn't want to leave his child with you alone with nannies. no, they had to be with their mother. which meant hanging up the helmet and picking up toys. the thought excited him as he continued to bully his cock up against your pussy.
he let himself indulge in your sweetness. it all felt so good.
"you're a sick fuck." you whined, "next time i'll make sure you dnf again. i'm going to snatch that trophy out of your hand."
he pressed himself up against, you almost bending you in half. his weight left you squirming pathetically under him. he chuckled, "right, right." he almost laughed at the thought. you with the world champion trophy.
the only thing you were going to be a champion at the end of this season was how good you could take max's cock. but that's alright, if you do a good job, he'll get you a little trophy.
you groaned into the covers soon after, the pleasure washed over you. and you almost hit your fist against the covers. you felt the heat in your brain as you groaned into the pillows. max only took it as a sign to fuck you harder. he watched your ass bounce as he fucked you with a renewed energy. when he came he grit his teeth and panted heavily against you.
he could feel his cock throb inside of you as he came. cum being spat out into the back of your womb. part of him prayed that this time it would take. but then again, you two had a whole rest of the season to make that happen.
you may not be getting your trophy at the end of the year. but max will let you kiss it after he holds it over his head. he had to be a good husband after all.
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"you're insane if you think i'm wearing the red bull logo." you held your head high. your arms crossed over your chest.
max crowded into your space with one of his shirts in hand. he said lowly, "well the ferrari ones aren't fitting anymore are they?"
you placed a hand on the middle of his chest to get him to step back. you said, "i can always ask charles or lewis to give me a new size." you were currently almost seven months pregnant with your first child.
apparently the hate fuck after the dutch grand prix resulted in a little accident. in the heat of it all and the insanity of the week's race, you were basically without protection. and thus the next generation of racer was conceive.
even though you and max were about to get married, you refused to wear the gaudy colours of red bull. just because you retired early to have you son, didn't mean you were max's kept woman. you already had plans to work with mercedes after the birth of your son. anything but red bull.
he reached for your belly and gave it a rub, "just make my life easier."
you stepped towards him, now crowding his space. you took him by the jaw and made him look at you. you chuckled a little, it was amusing, "max, if you wanted a woman that wasn't going to bust your balls. then you shouldn't have gotten your rival pregnant."
even as his future wife, you still got under his skin. as he wrapped his strong arms around you, he said, "you're going to be the death of me."
you smiled at him, "good, i bet the insurance check will be lovely." <3
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Random headcanons of the fellowship bc I'm bored (mix of modern & canon)
✨Frodo
Scares the shit out of people by staring them directly in the eye without blinking but if you looked inside his mind, it'd be a rotating PNG of a fish, he just dissociates a lot
Would absolutely steal stuff in Claire's. He's really good at it.
Doesn't smoke, yet he is the one who gets asked the most out of the four hobbits for a light.
He strikes me as a stomach problems & back pain girlie.
🌻Sam
He looks like a bread guy for me. I like bread.
Full on conversations with his plants. Mainly gossip about the Shire, and how dashing Mister Frodo was looking today, can you believe it?
The only hobbit with a driving license (Frodo can't bc of depression and dissociation; Merry got pulled over and got his license revoked for having weed in his car; Pippin is a minor).
🍁Merry
You know these videos where a girl (usually) records her partner while they're cuddling and he's so whiny and talking like a princess, and suddenly he sees the phone and forces his voice like three octaves lower? Yeah...
Narrates everything that everyone in the fellowship does during the journey like it's a nature documentary. Stopped pretty quickly after Moria.
The Walter White of Middle Earth if he could get away with it, let's be honest.
🌱Pippin
Had a phase where he ate anything he saw. Mainly stopped after Merry made him cry by teasing him that if he kept eating ants, they would eat him from inside out. He still munches on flowers when he's bored. Aragorn has given up on telling him to be careful in case one is poisonous, but Boromir suffers mini heart attacks daily.
Accidentally mansplains to everyone he knows but that's because he gets very excited with his hyperfixations! He has no idea why he doesn't have any luck in love, and Merry is like "dude shut the fuck up..."
Is like these children who will constantly ask "why" to their parents, and Boromir tries to be nice and genuine for him but he eventually gets tired. "But, why?" "Because I fucking said so!" "Okay... but why?"
I feel like he cries pretty easily about everything and anything. He is just very sensitive, and feels emotions really strongly.
🗡️Aragorn
Hates parties; when he is forced to attend one, he will sit in one corner and sip on his drink. Gets really drunk and texts Arwen. "How was the party, meleth nín?" "Me, yes."
Hyperfixates on the weirdest things like Pippin, but his autism shows in the most deadpan way possible so he just stands there like "i like swords" and will emotionlessly list you all the characteristics of your weapon of choice. If you looked inside his mind, you'd see he is REALLY excited. He just doesn't know how to show it.
🏹Legolas
For some reason, I feel like he'd know a super random skill? Like ventriloquism. Recreates the "hi my name is snapple" video with Gimli just to fuck with him.
Can actually whistle with a leaf, idk how he does this, but it's the only 'instrument' he can play (apart from his voice if you want to get nitpicky with me) lol this elf does not have a single musical bone.
⛏️Gimli
Crystal girlie. Gives Frodo an encyclopaedia on all the types of healing properties and characteristics of every kind of gem and stone.
Really good medical skills. The rest of the fellowship regularly forget his uncle is Oín, so they're dumbfounded when Gimli gives advice to Aragorn, who is the only one that isn't surprised and actually listens to him when patching up Frodo lmfao
🛡️Boromir
Talks like someone out of a Shakespeare play and is dumbfounded when everyone in the fellowship is like "sup bro"
Keeps a heart locket with a picture of Faramir he likes to show like a proud dad does with his kids' wallet photos. Faramir was horrified when he learned of this and stopped talking to him for a month
Took to the hobbits like a dad who says he doesn't want a dog and then they're inseparable. Says he doesn't have favourites but Merry and Pippin remind him of Faramir and him when they were kids.
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placing a wire cage on wilson’s desk, house tapped against wilson’s desk with his cane. “need you to do surgery on this patient.”
wilson barely looked up from his paperwork. “i don’t do surgery on rodents.”
“fibroadenoma. need an oncologist to remove the mass,” house said.
that got wilson to glance up. “you could easily surgically remove that yourself. you don’t need my help,” wilson replied as he squinted at the rat in the cage. “wait a minute, is that your rat?”
house rolled his eyes. “the fact you couldn’t say for certainty if that’s someone else’s rat or steve mcqueen, and you live with him, says a lot.”
throwing his hands up into the air, wilson sighed. “a rat is a rat. they all look the same.”
house faux-gasped. “where did you get your degree from? i’m personally revoking your license and sending you back to vet school.”
“who’s rat is it?”
house smirked lazily. “let’s say the owners name is egg.”
“you’re the worst. it is your rat, isn’t it?”
“steve is our rat.”
wilson dropped his head down against the table. “what did you do to give “our” rat a fibroadenoma?”
tsking, house dropped down onto the couch that was tucked into the corner of wilson’s office. “nothing you can prove. do the surgery on your lunch break.”
the sigh that came out of wilson’s mouth was long suffering. house knew that meant wilson was agreeing to whatever hair-brained scheme house had come up with. “if he continues to gnaw loudly on wooden blocks during the night and keeps waking me up, i’m slipping him too much propofol during the procedure.”
house snagged his cane and got up from the couch. “no you won’t. you secretly love him.” house left the room and wilson watched him go.
reaching into the cage, wilson snagged steve mcqueen and placed him on the desk so he could wander across the surface. “knew it was you all along, steve. already put a surgical plan together for you when i saw the mass last week,” wilson said. he stroked a finger over steve’s head and settled back into his seat to finish up his paperwork so he’d have the time to do surgery during lunch.
#hilson#hilsonvignettes#veterinarian house#veterinarian wilson#veterinarian house au#gregory house#greg house#james wilson#house md#malpractice md#hate crimes md
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Learning to belong ~ poly!MHA x fem!Reader (08)
It’s been a while everyone, how have you been? Good I hope, final season is officially over for me, so I’ll go back in my usual schedule.
Warning: cursing
Tags: Pack! Izuku Midoriya X Bakugo Katsuki X Shoto Todoroki X Kirishima Eijirou ; Pack! X fem!Reader ; Omega!Izuku Midoriya ; Omega!Bakugo Katsuki ; Omega!Shoto Todoroki ; Omega!Kirishima Eijirou ; technically Beta!Reader ; modern Au ; post-UA ; Reader has a quirk ; non hero!Reader ; smut eventually ; fem!Reader ; afab!Reader
07 <- 08 -> 09
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The first day after the "incident" had been spent curled up in bed at your apartment, feeling like a prisoner awaiting their inevitable sentence. You half-expected the police to burst through your door at any moment, Red Riot at their side, ready to un-break your nose all over again. Maybe even Shoto Todoroki, wrapped in a Mylar blanket, pointing at you and shouting, “That’s the one, officer!”
Anger pulsed through you, searing and relentless. Each time you closed your eyes, memories ambushed you. Shoto’s desperate pleas, Kirishima’s glare brimming with fury, the sharp sting of your broken nose. The rage felt alive, coiling beneath your skin, hot and suffocating. Sleep was a distant and impossible dream. Every time you thought you were drifting off, your mind screamed at you, reminding you just how utterly fucked up this whole situation was. You had replayed the scene over and over, thinking about what you could have done differently. Fantasies of smashing Red Riot’s nose into an unrecognizable, never seen before, shape shape danced in your head. You had cursed yourself for not slapping common sense back into Shoto Todoroki’s head the second he started his « alpha alpha » bullshit. Sure, as a doctor, you understood how bad heat could cloud someone’s judgment and his was so absurd it bordered on mockery. Alpha ? You ? Yeah no. You had accepted your beta sentence years ago. Still you were too furious to listen to your inner doctor self.
The rage still burned beneath your skin, raw and unrelenting, until it felt like shards of glass grinding against your skull. Every furious thought made your head throb, the ache bleeding into your nose, your jaw, your very core. It was suffocating—too much. So, you forced it down, swallowed the anger and shoved it deep into the pit of your stomach. You were so tired. Your body ached, heavy and fragile, ready to collapse under the weight of it all. Eventually, stillness crept over you, your body sank even deeper into your bed and finally sleep came.
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The piercing sound of your ringtone jolted you awake the next day. You groaned, threw the phone across the room, and buried your head under the pillow. The hospital, no doubt. You could already imagine their cold, painfully professional and clipped voice stripping away years of sacrifice and dedication: “Your license has been revoked as a result of gross negligence and inappropriate conduct toward a patient. You are no longer permitted on hospital premises.” The thought made bile rise in your throat. Not yet. You weren’t ready to hear it.
Muttering curses, you dragged yourself upright, only to be startled by the loud growl of your stomach. Hunger clawed at you, and for the first time in days, you had a problem you could actually solve.
"Alright," you mumbled to the empty apartment. If this was your last stretch of freedom before the cops came knocking, you might as well enjoy it. So you ordered everything: Italian, Vietnamese, Chinese. Thankfully, the food arrived quickly. You might have felt a twinge of guilt for the overworked delivery man, struggling to juggle all your bags in one trip—if you had the energy to care. Instead, you handed him the payment, mumbled a quick thanks, and hurried back to the table, arms overflowing with paper bags and boxes. It was a feast. Too much, by any reasonable measure, but reason had no place here. It was pure indulgence, but in your situation, indulgence couldn’t possibly be a sin. It was a necessity—the final wish of a professionally dead woman.
The first bite was salvation. Rich, greasy cheese melted on your tongue as the thick crust of the pizza gave way beneath your teeth. The bánh mì’s savory pork and tangy pickled vegetables paired perfectly with the glossy noodles of the stir-fry. Every dish brought its own moment of glory, and you ate with reckless abandon, savoring every bite until you couldn’t. The dull ache in your nose and jaw faded into the background, drowned by the sheer joy of taste.
The hospital called again and again, but you put your phone on mute after the third call. The whole place could burn down for all you cared. Right now, none of it existed—not the hospital, not the broken nose, not the rage—just the food and the blissful emptiness in your mind. You ate and napped all day long.
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By the third day, something shifted. You woke up later than you had in years, sunlight streaming through the half-closed blinds, its warm glow painting the room in the late-afternoon. It hadn’t fully hit you yesterday, but now you realized—for the first time in forever—you had nowhere to be. No patients waiting for you, no charts demanding updates, no surgeries looming over your schedule.
You’d always loved your job. Truly, you had. You took pride in every life saved, in every crisis averted by your hands. But as you lay there, sprawled across the mess of your unmade bed, you couldn’t deny the comfort of a morning like this. Maybe, just maybe, everything would be fine. This wasn’t the end of your life but rather the beginning of a new chapter. You could see it now: you, working in a small and quiet café with cute uniforms and friendly customers. Surely, being a waitress couldn’t be harder than being a doctor, right? The image of yourself laughing as you served pastries in a adora black-and-white uniform brought a fleeting smile to your lips. An easy little life, far removed from all of this.
The rest of the day drifted by in unapologetic laziness. The mental picture of café life faded as you succumbed to hours of mindless scrolling—movies, Twitch streams, YouTube video . It all blurred into a soothing, numbing stream of distraction. You laughed at the dumbest jokes, cursed fictional characters for their stupid decisions, and fell asleep at random intervals, with your phone slipping from your grasp. You had leftovers from yesterday which you didn’t even bother to reheat them. You just ate straight from the containers, curled up in bed.
Every now and then, your thoughts wandered back to the incident: Kirishima’s furious glare, Shoto’s desperate eyes. The bitterness rose, bitter and acrid, but you shoved it back down each time. What was the point? There was no one to confront, no resolution to be had. Besides, a one-hour video essay on some obscure game you’d never played and probably never will, seemed far more appealing.
The day passed in a haze of nothingness. And as night fell, a quiet thought crept in: maybe unemployment was your true calling after all. This aimlessness.…wasn’t so bad, was it? At least, that’s what you told yourself. Over and over again that day.
This chapter is shorter than I initially planned, but it's all I have for now. I just wanted to post something for you all. I didn’t spend as much time reviewing it after writing, so there might be more mistakes (like spelling/grammar) than usual, lol. The next chapter should be much longer, and I know I mentioned that Izuku would be in this one, but I realized it makes more sense to give him his first pov chapter in the next update. It’ll flow better that way, in my opinion. I hope you all continue to enjoy this fic! The holidays are coming up soon, so I’ll be back to my regular schedule then.
Also, I hope the timeline is clear. I’m it isn’t clear so just in case some of you are confused: After the incident at the hospital, Reader hid in her apartment for about 3 or 4 days while Kirishima and Todoroki were going at it. Eventually, after Todoroki’s heat was over, he went to the hospital to apologize (as seen in the last chapter), but the Reader was nowhere to be found because she is still hiding in her apartment. I hope that clears things up for anyone who had questions!
As always, criticisms are welcomed
07 <- 08 -> 09
Big thank you to @cafekitsune who made the beautiful dividers
-> I think we’ve reached the limit of the taglist—I can’t tag more than 50 people in one post, sadly. So, I’ll stop the taglist here and will only tag the first 50 persons who asked to be in it initially. If anyone knows how to change this, I’d love some help! Anyway, if you still want to be notified of the next updates, you can follow me. Thank you all for your support, I can’t believe over 50 people like my work and want to keep up with it!
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