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ジャミル・俺の彼女・バイパー

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i hate hate hate when i cant share a funny piece of information bc it doxxes me . What if i want to share my information i fucking love my information #myinformation

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retirement party!!! wait

pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3 | pt 4 | pt 5 | pt 6

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I think It's so unfair that you do not write full length epel fictions. Everyone else gets a lot of writings because they like the popular characters and as a epel Stan I feel like bad all the time.

Why will you not write epel? write Epel

i'm gonna assume you didn't realize how rude this came off as and give you an answer: i don't have a solid grasp on his character and i don't wanna mischaracterize him.

but i need you to sit down and reflect on how this comes off. i mean this in the nicest way possible, i don't owe you any fics. check yourself before sending creators things, and if you're so upset about the lack of epel fics, you can contribute by posting your own works.

maybe i'm just having a bad day but this really upset me

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The stupid lizard meme has rotten my brain recently so I drew Malleus as the lizard meme

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BABY!!!

he's so round and cute i'm gonna combust

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guiderverse eating through my brain again

unrelated cat pic but i wanted everyone to see her

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HELLOOO!! I played your twst interactive game, and i’m hooked. Absolutely loved it. I’m sorry if this has been asked before, but are you planning to add more?? Like Vice Housewardens…and such 🥹

yeah i'm actively working on the writing part of the next set of characters!!

it'll probably be a few months from now but i'll add in a few more characters! right now i have jade, rook, cater, silver and ruggie planned as the next set!

i'm expecting to done with them by december but it honestly depends on how much free time i have so give or take a month or two.

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Feelings without Borders :)

Hi guys! I'm Soru, and I'm working on a research paper titled "Feelings Beyond Borders: A Survey on International K-Media Fans Connection to K-Culture and Other K-Culture Fans".

This research paper is something I hope to connect with my future PhD, so any amount of help is appreciated! This survey takes around 5-10 minutes to complete, but would take a maximum of 20 minutes if you're really thinking about your answers :D

Please reblog whether you fill it out or not, as the more people my survey reaches, the better my research would look! If you consent to it, you'll also be emailed the paper once I'm done with it, and my Master's Thesis as well which is somewhat connected to this :D

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Charm is mightier than detention

✦Crowley x Reader

✦fem!reader

✦Deuce auntie / secondhand embarrassment / traumatized Deuce / flirty Crowley

Everything started with Ace saying, ‘trust me.’ And like usual, Deuce did.

Now, days later, Deuce wasn’t sure which part was worse, the explosion, the lecture, or the fact that his future was currently being decided by the man who literally wore a bird mask and spoke like a failed soap opera villain.

“You told me that it was in the book!” Deuce hissed, pacing outside the infirmary doors.

Ace scoffed, wincing as a nurse rewrapped his bandaged hand. “It was! Okay… maybe not everything the google said it would work!”

“YOU GOOGLED IT?!?”

“Well excuse me for being creative!”

The alchemy lab had not survived. Walls scorched. Tables flipped. Glasses shattered. Professor Crewel had declared the scene a “murder of science,” and worst of all, someone sent a formal letter to their guardians.

Not them.
Their guardians.

Oh…. They are done…

•

One week later Deuce sat on a wooden bench outside the Headmaster’s office, knuckles white as he clutched the hem of his jacket. He kept checking the clock. 9:57. 9:58. 9:59…10:00.

The door creaked open with an ominous groan, and Crowley emerged in. He peered down at Deuce, tutting softly.

“Ah, young Spade… Alone?” His voice was already dripping in theatrical disappointment.

Deuce stood quickly, his back straight like he was reporting for military duty. “Sir! Sorry… my mother couldn’t get time off work.”

Crowley sighed long and loud, already writing a mental essay about the disrespect of youth. “Of course not. Why would one’s legal guardian possibly be available?”

Deuce flinched. “B-but she sent someone in her place. My aunt. She should be here any second.”

Crowley raised a skeptical brow. “Aunt? If I remember correctly I asked the parents to show up not-”

The door behind Deuce opened. You stepped inside. Crowley’s breath caught. You were composed, graceful, dressed in a coat tailored so perfectly. Your steps were smooth, purposeful. A soft, kind smile tugged at your lips as your eyes met Deuce’s.

“Sorry if I’m late,” you said gently. “The front gates were a little… confusing.”

Deuce relaxed. “You made it.”

You turned politely to the Headmaster. “Good morning. I’m Y/N, Deuce’s aunt.”

Crowley blinked once. Then twice. He very nearly forgot his entire train of thought.

“My, my,” he said, voice changing from thunder to silk. “Well… my pleasure to meet you. My name is Crowley, Dire Crowley. I have to say, meeting with you wasn’t what I expected.”

You raised a brow. “Disappointed?”

“Oh no,” he said, taking your hand in both of his and not letting go. “I’d say pleasantly surprised.”

Deuce cleared his throat loudly.

Crowley still hadn’t let go of your hand…

•

Inside the office you sat beside Deuce, legs crossed, expression serene. Crowley, on the other hand, was flustered. He adjusted his feathered cloak three times before even managing to sit down.

The moment he did, the light from the window caught the side of his mask just so. He froze then angled his chair to better catch the glow.

Deuce rolled his eyes so hard they might’ve left his skull.

“Now then!” Crowley said, suddenly all business (well, mostly). “Let’s address the metaphorical and literal fire your nephew and Trappola started in the alchemy lab.”

You turned to Deuce with a raised brow. “Is that true?”

He shrank a little. “Yes, ma’am. I… didn’t mean to. I just… Ace was trying something stupid and I—”

Crowley held up a hand. “No need to rehash the whole disaster. The cauldron is gone, the walls burned, and several rune stones are now glittering sand.”

You sighed softly. “That does sound serious.”

Deuce looked down in shame, but your tone wasn’t angry. Just… disappointed. Which somehow stung worse.

Crowley, who had been watching your every expression like a hawk, clasped his hands together. “Naturally, I’m prepared to enact punishment. Detention, suspension.”

You arched a brow. “Is that so?”

Deuce winced.

You folded your hands neatly. “And Ace Trappola?”

Crowley’s smirk returned. “Detention, and he also has to clean the gym for two week”

Deuce blinked. “Wait, what? He is?”

Crowley turned to him. “Actions have consequences.”

You gave Deuce a reassuring pat on the knee.

Crowley stood and began circling the room. “Of course, one can’t always place the blame solely on the students. Perhaps there is fault in our… educational approach.”

“Or the fact that a bunch of teenagers are allowed to mix magical chemicals unsupervised,” you said dryly.

Crowley’s eyes sparkled. “Precisely! It’s a systemic failure. Obviously. Which is why…” he turned and flashed you a roguish grin “…I’d be very open to discussing solutions… over dinner.”

Deuce choked on air. “Wait… what?”

You blinked. “I beg your pardon?”

Crowley tilted his head, his voice slipping into a suspiciously smooth purr. “A simple meal. For the sake of our shared goal… guiding young Deuce toward a brighter, less explosion prone future.”

Deuce’s mouth fell open. “Are you flirting with my aunt?!”

Crowley waved a hand. “Flirting is such a… base term. I prefer ‘diplomatic engagement.’”

You chuckled. “You’re not exactly subtle, Headmaster.”

He stepped closer, leaning slightly on the desk. “And you’re not exactly what I expected. You’re very… composed. And I have to say you’re stunning as well.”

“Thank you,” you said sweetly. “But you know… flattery won’t fix your lab.”

“True,” Crowley said with a wink. “But it might get your nephew out of punishment.”

Deuce’s head whipped toward you, panic in his eyes. “Auntie. Don’t fall for it! Please! Anyone but him!! IM BEGGING!”

You tilted your head thoughtfully. “That depends…” totally ignoring Deuce pleading.

Crowley paused. “On what?”

You stood, letting your coat flare behind you like a cape, mimicking Crowley’s own dramatic flair. “Is Deuce still in trouble?”

Crowley stared at you for a long moment. Then he sighed, smiled, and dramatically waved his gloved hand. “Consider this a verbal warning. One time only.”

Deuce stared. “You’re serious? Like… SERIOUSLY!??”

Crowley gave a low, theatrical bow. “Miss Y/N, you have my word.”

You turned to Deuce and offered him a really satisfying smile. “Shall we go?”

Deuce look at you numb with shock. “You flirted me out of suspension...”

“I call it ‘situational diplomacy.’”

He muttered, “You’re scarier than Mom...”

You winked. “And don’t you forget it.”

Crowley, left behind in his office, pressed a hand to his chest and sighed dreamily.

•

Later that day Ace stared at the bright red detention slip in his hand. “This is bullshit!”

Jack looked up from his book. “What now?”

“Deuce gets off with a warning and I’m getting detention and cleaning duty?!”

Epel snorted. “Guess having a hot aunt helps.”

“Excuse me?”

Ortho appeared from the hallway, his eyes glowing. “Crowley’s heart rate increased by 47% during their conversation. I detect signs of biological attraction!!”

Ace shrieked. “CROWLEY HAS A CRUSH ON DEUCE’S AUNT?!”

“Confirmed.” Ortho said happily.

Ace collapsed dramatically on the floor. “This is it. The universe hates me.”

Jack rolled his eyes. “Maybe next time don’t cause any trouble.”

Epel grinned. “Maybe you need a ‘powerful ally’ too.”

Ace sat up suddenly, eyes blazing. “That’s it. Next time we break something, I’m calling my hot cousin.”

Jack raised a brow. “You don’t have a cousin.”

Ace whined. “FUUUCK!”

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has the stork sent you a letter saying that your baby's on the way? congrats! now you gotta learn how to take care of him.

proper nutrition is important! always make sure he's taking the right thing to grow big and strong.

the world is your playground, as they say! i hope those walls can withstand playtime and zoomies.

who doesn't wanna stay warm?

you already have a bed with lots of room for rolling and such, why buy him a smaller one???

huh.. i hope you didn't upset him too much. don't let him run around all wet like that, it's either you or him that slips and falls.

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☆ @pomefiorelady

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Do not unplug! - you wake him up

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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I know in my heart Jade is one of those people that regularly responds to spam just to lead on the sender

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Hellobmutual .... I see you've reblogged deltarune......

hello moot!!

i did! i just finished playing the new chapters :3

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Very endeared by how Noelle shares food items with Kris... even if this particular one hasn't happened yet in game

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Remember when I made these for some characters..yeah i made some more 😭 these are just silly observations NO ONE TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY OK