#someone euthanize me. or like
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Okay I'm. I'm putting the balloons away. I had like 3 bags of them and now I only have like. 3 balloons left. Those only lasted for a day
I need to stop no I need to BUY MORE
#someone euthanize me. or like#take away my fingers#idk someone stop me from this madness#i have way too many balloon dogs#lolipop ramblez
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they call him the water pillar for a reason ahahahaha 🌊🌊🌊🌊
giyuu throws his head back, residing in the soft material of your shirt. the sweat coating his face sinks into the fabric and you cringe at the moist feeling. your hand trails up to firmly grip his face, forcing him to look at himself in the mirror, forcing him to look at the way you furiously pump his cock with little remorse, the tip flushing a bright red. he lets out an audible whine, face transcending into a deep shade of pink. embarrassment soaring throughout his body, "look at yourself giyuu" your tone was honeyed, "don't you see how beautiful you look?" you flash him a wicked grin.
he parts his lips to respond with a subtle smack, but words die on his tongue. being replaced with a sultry moan as your thumb drags over his slit, his abs clench and his body convulses, signifying he was reaching his high.
"pa-pa-plea-" he chokes on his words "c-cumin' I'm--" he sputters incoherent words, "go ahead n'cum giyuu, you've been such a good boy for me" you praise, continuing to stroke him as he feverishly nods.
he spills into your palm, every muscle in his body clenching as he orgasms. he murmurs quiet "thank yous" once his climax subsides. you hum in contentment as he slumps against you, "you did a great job giyuu, so proud."
#can you tell i had no idea how to end this#trying to contemplate if I like this or nawt#I'm so normal about him#giyuu#giyuu x reader#dom reader x sub! character#dom!reader#sub!giyuu#giyuu tomioka x reader#I'm ovulating someone euthanize me#I have 9 drafts and I hate them all rahhhhh
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both, actually
#the brainrot..... i keep seeing memes and going 'haha just like my little guys from my show'#euthanize me#mash#m*a*s*h#if someone already did this i apologize#father mulcahy#mashblogging#mashblr#mashposting
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Otto would die happy if put in a Bruce + Clay sandwich
Too bad, this little gay will continue living
#trolls#trolls 3#trolls band together#trolls oc#trolls oc otto#im sorry ...... i didnt mean to draw this really ....... but i couldnt think of literally anything else but this ask#someone needs to come shoot me like a lame horse#2 baddies 2 baddies one Porsche......... or whatever#im serious i need to be euthanized
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Had to sketch the dog man for national puppy day
#just a teen and his 7 baby dogs#and full grown man pakkun because im sure he was born a full grown man#i imagine hes like 14ish here idk#idk drawing teens is hard!! im bad at this!!#hatake kakashi#kakashi hatake#ninken#ill be normal and not tag all of the kids#national puppy day#i guess!! lmao#jvart#nart#naruto fanart#also this is the second dogs in the bed at sunrise comp ive done this month someone euthanize me before its too late 🫡
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dreamed about an always sunny episode where frank decides he wants to have one last big night out (which he called the “ultimate frank reynold’s party blowout”) before he euthanizes himself and the episode consisted of the gang taking him to their favorite clubs and mac took them to an underground rave or “gay bash” where dennis slowly realizes that every single person there looks exactly like him (all were played by glenn howerton in various wigs and costumes. he got an emmy nom for the episode)
#it was also an elementary crossover and the gang lived right next to the brownstone#and sherlock and watson’s boyfriend had teamed up to renovate her basement to boost her social life#but then the basement flooded because the cops killed someone down there#which naturally affected paddy’s#the last scene i saw before i woke up was charlie and mac in the bar talking about last night and mac tearfully saying he was going to#euthanize himself too because dennis didnt even like him anymore#also he complimented dee on how well she’d committed to her dennis costume at the rave#to which dennis replied SO YOU ADMIT THAT IT WAS A RAVE ABOUT ME!?!?#iasip#its always sunny in philadelphia#its always sunny#mac mcdonald#dennis reynolds#frank reynolds
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deuteronomy family
#they made up btw#in my head they were like a very cool older brother and little baby brother whose super attached to him in their childhood#but things happened and it got strained out#i dunno im just a sucker for sibling relationships guys#someone euthanize me#cats the musical#cats musical#old deuteronomy#the rum tum tugger#munkustrap#deuteronomy brothers#art
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part two as to why them having gay sex wouldn't be as gay than whatever the hell they got going on right here.
but no, shit right here reminds me why rather queerplatonically or romantically, they work.
they are best friends, the only friends the other has at times. even by the end of the series, despite all the shit that they've been through, all the ups and downs that drag into hell at times, they stay together. they are cohesive in some of the worst ways possible. they're toxic and codependent, they hate and love each other. and when house makes the decision to fake his death to be alongside wilson in his final days instead of working grueling hours at the hospital as the love of his life, his best friend dies, you are brought back to wedding vows.
"until death do we part"
because even when wilson finally passes away, house will still be there. constant, unmoving, until he, too, finally starts to wither away, an abandoned house.
i hate them for life < 3
(edit: change of wording in the first paragraph
original wording: part two as to why them having gay sex WOULD be gayer than whatever the hell they got going on.)
#house md#hilson#read wayyy too much into this scene#I'm rewatching and taking notes#there are ofc more impactful scenes but i like the lightnaturedness of this one#they are besties for life and so irrevocably gay for one another#someone euthanize me
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#posting this in fear#if i ever make the same post as someone again#please euthanize me#the embarrassment is real as hell#anyways#im not sure if i agree with this characterization of nigel#but if you look at it in light of what follows this scene#as well as the scene itself#it works#right?#maaan i need to start writing fanfiction again#like minds#like minds 2006#alex forbes#nigel colbie#forbie#like minds textpost
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im normal im normal im normal
#welcome home#howdy pillar#doodle#psh i dont think this calls for the playfellow tag#hes just a lil sexy#also thats almost ninas height#just a wee bit taller#shes like crotch height#wink wink wink wink wink#also accurate cuz im 4’11#ok someone come euthanize me thx
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Me?? Having feelings for a-🤢
a m-🤢🤢
a ma-🤢🤢🤢
a man🤢🤢🤢🤢
#dumb fuck ted talk#me? liking a regular shmegular guy????#who am i??#it's official. i'm insane#lock me up#put me down#euthanize me#got me kicking my feet???? twiRLING MY HAIR??????#quick how do you get over someone without dating/breaking up#i cannot be caught slacking like this#it's embarrassing#needa die alone what is this#rain's daily issue
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ID. four skyrim screenshots of heartwood mill in the rift in different seasons. the loaded trees are dark green in spring, light green in summer, gold and orange in autumn, and bare and snow-covered in winter. the distant trees are vanilla style yellow. End ID.
fruits of my labor. btw.
mill roof is NOT bugged with snow the shaders just have a shit ton of bloom and i havent made it to their settings.
the road issue that was driving me insane:
ID. two skyrim screenshots of a snow-covered road outside whiterun. in the first there are very clear 2D chunks of road that do not blend with anything else. in the second the road looks good but theres a seam between the snow texture on the flat part and the surrounding terrain. End ID.
lighting and snow color are also wildly different btwn screenshots there. and grass. dont worry about it. i need to reinstall all my terrain mods fresh so i make sure i have all the compatibility boxes checked in the FOMOD.
ID. skyrim character standing on a snow-covered bridge looking across a snowy whiterun. End ID.
^THAT. is what took the longest. blended roads has to go on top of literally everything else or the bridge will either have road chunks or nor have snow at all.
i know its something to do with majestic mountains, vanilla landscape corrections, and then all the parallax texture conversions so i can use community shaders.
#my posts#worth the time? possibly. did i have fun? type 3 fun assuredly.#if i ever try to get into coding i need someone to euthanize me for my own good#like i really cannot express how inescapable the draw of the autism focus on Solving The Problem is.#this is all i did for 4 days. i stayed up til 6 without noticing.
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a strange trend in my favorite characters I realize is that I tend to heavily gravitate toward somewhat obscure, antagonistic forces
#shoutout to the multiple months when I was young when I was obsessed with flatwoman#‘who the fuck is flatwoman’ heh. well. you ever watch the pbs kids show peg + cat?#she appeared in like two episodes and let’s just say. I would’ve died for her as a kid#and yup ok you guessed it this trend continued with my boy pumpkin daddy#what thehell is wrong with that guy and more important question why is he my absolute favorite character of all time#I’m not even talking strictly about PDBC here alright? in that I have full control over him#in ROOTS? oh boy unstoppable force of nature someone Actually euthanize him or something he’s going to commit heinous crimes if left alone#he’s So bizarre mind if I just talk about that before going back to sleep? his morals are all over the place#‘this poor abandoned child. her mother should be ashamed of doing this to her. anyway let’s kidnap her for money’#and then he fucking pretends that he didn’t remember that happening#not that it DIDNT happen but that he just doesn’t remember it??.okay go off king??#at this point I don’t even know if he was lying he might just have Alzheimer’s or something he’s gettin kinda old#also Alzheimer’s is the worst word ever I have to look it up to spell it every time ffs so annoying#also worth mentioning that he almost got himself killed in a pursuit of someone’s money#and then not even a YEAR later he was back at it again trying to scam the SAME people lol GIVE IT A REST#I didn’t type lol this is travesty istg I didn’t type lol there there’s a lol ghost on the loose#he needs to be put down or something#and why the hell is he actually one of the nicest parents like huh?..?man what??#yeah this is my little science experiment I made solely for money. i love her she’s beautiful she’s awesome#my brother in Christ pick a side are you horrible or not#ok also wait that reminds me. it was unintentionally implied that he wasn’t evil once#I won’t go into it for the sake of time but. raises eyebrow. what the hell do you mean#at least I think it was unintentional. it’s still weird to me and I never bothered asking#anyway I should probably go back to sleep I have n appointment in like. two hours. sigh#yayyyy I love characters who suck!!! 🥰🥰🥰 pop off you asshole king and or queen
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Genuinely 4, 5 seconds from wilding every day now. This isn't cool anymore
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SAD ABOUT ADAM
#saw#did you all know it’s a school night. and i have to be at work in six hours and one minute.#Wow six hours just like saw.#i wish someone would euthanize me humanely.#sometimes the credits roll and i’m like Oh wow i really did just sit there and watch the whole thing#tonight for instance#i was only gonna watch to this one scene and then i was gonna write this fic i’ve had in my mind for a while#(that i’ve only made like 450 words of progress on lol(#but i got past that scene and i was like okay….. welllll…….. what if i just keep watching . again#it’s fine. i’m depressed. i can’t be too hard on myself#okay good night fellow sufferers. more of this tomorrow.
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