#somebody write this pls

[hehehereliesmysanity]

"Dude, people are writing fan fiction about y'all." pg 146

I was rereading rwrb and I thought about the funniest thing. Idk if there are already fanfics about this or anybody else thought of it but how about...

'Henry is the one who is writing firstprince fics' before anything happened. Even before the first kiss because he is a writer and that's his way of expressing his love because it is never gonna happen.

then Alex finds out.

[alteadelight]

imagine chinzilla all going to college and living in the same apartment,,, it’s not a want it’s a NEED

[proxycrit]

LINKTOBER Day 16: Lanayru Wetlands

Rumors have it Zora’s Domain is besieged by caustic rains. As travelers leave Lanayru’s capital in troves, two plucky (or foolish) adventurers swim against the muddy tide in hopes to learn more about the unnatural phenomenon.

Anyways, it’s raining mud? What’s up with that.

(FAMILIAR FAMILIAR AU is a totk what if passion project where zelda does not get sent back in time. Here’s the masterpost!)

And my patreon, if you’d like to slide me some bucks to buy lunch;

[caspervi]

Date time ⭐️

[hitorimaron]

leg brace

[terrysak]

Going with PVP civ logic, that knowing someone’s name is one step closer to getting a friend. And the only name we know in parkciv (besides Evbo) is Seawatt. And Seawatt implanted himself as a memory

Did

Did Seawatt want a friend?

[astorkes]

🧁🧁

[cameforb99stayingforkdramas]

Found this on X 😍😍

[kyngsley01]

PROHIBITTED WISHERS DO YOUR THING GO GO GO

[an-unrecognizable-face]

One thing I’ve noticed is that the only way House can get his feelings out is through projecting them onto other people, most commonly his patients. He can’t open up to anyone about all the shit he goes through everyday, so he resorts to bluntly telling everyone about the shit he thinks others go through. From what I’ve noticed, the more he sees himself in a patient, the more likely he is to tell them and his colleagues exactly how horrible they have it (they’re dying from an incurable disease, they’ll never be able to walk again, etc etc). It’s not like he does this intentionally, though, it just happens. His self-loathing, pain, depression, loneliness, addiction, and insecurity manifest themselves as hatred for others and for the world. Someone or something must be held accountable for his suffering, everything as a logical reason behind it and this is no exception. When he can’t find a force to blame, he becomes angry and resentful, taking it out on the whole world.

The bottom line is that he can’t accept the fact that he needs help, so he insists that everyone he knows has an issue he can figure out and solve. There’s always something more to be found, a new symptom to treat, another test to be done, something he could dig into further, one last pin to push so the lock will click open. Deep down, he hopes that discovering his friends’ issues or solving another patient case will reveal the key to his own problems. When this doesn’t work, he continues to grow more and more resentful, further perpetuating this cycle of hatred.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

[shadowsh00ter]

I want a robin de-aged fic where Jason is de-age to 13 and Damian is stunned that Jason is so sweet and happy. He’s surprised how easily Bruce, Barbra, and Dick dismisses it (but their also is soaking up every bit of having their happy little Jay back. Even if it’s just for a while.) Damian realizes how much the world hurt Jason. And now Damian goes to pay the Joker a little visit to get revenge for the happy soul Joke destroyed.

[pupyuj]

wyd when the dumbest person you know has a fat cock

(i’m gagging on it IMMEDIATELY)

[unrealisticallyyours]

sometimes i remember that thomas was just like in a room for 3-4 weeks alone with nothing to do and like that is so insane to me how did he not go literally bat shit insane why do we never talk about that FANFICTION OF THAT NOW. NNNOOOOOWWWW

[pikathefruitypirate69]

IT'S TIME FOR LUFFY TREATMENT

[darkkitty1208]

Pre-kamar taj stephen didn't know how to properly process his feelings so he always turns them into anger because confronting his own emotions requires a level of vulnerability his pride wouldn't allow him to have btw. If you even care

[dreadintensifies]

danny phantom fic ideas

danny, living just a fairly standard 25 yr old life. working a job, going out to pubs to hang out with friends, dealing with long drives/commutes, just standard normal boring stuff

except hes still danny and hes still half dead and thats bound to impact how your day to day life looks

whats going to the bar and playing pool look like when you are half ghost and just trying to live the half life you have left, except your entire life is one weird thing after another

obviously this dosent go down the angst path of danny just giving up on life after highschool, but king danny could be a fun way to go about things. he has time to go to work and hang out with friends at pubs or fairs or what have you because he can just keep the ghosts from hurting people