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is there a way to eat a croissant that does not involve the indignity of bathing in croissant flakes

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we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....

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“it sounds like you’re justifying their actions-“ i am. they’re a fictional character. i’m okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.

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But she will be mine

Or she will BURN

THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME

1996 | dir. Gary Trousdale & Kirk Wise

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BEAUTY AND THE BEAST 1991 | Gary Trousdale, Kirk Wise

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Gotta keep a straight face u guys

based on this post

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reads your character analysis post and moves your username from my mental roster of “understanders” into “projectors”

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Clark comes home to find a bat had crashed through his window. - When Batman ends up being poisoned by Scarecrow, he seeks shelter in Clark Kent's apartment.

Been a while since I managed to finish a story, but the Superbat brainrot is still strong 😭 This one in particular was one of the earliest ideas I ever had, but never really knew how to put down. It all started with Bruce's manic thoughts, and then it just kinda went from there. Thanks for reading!

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Subfandom: Batman, Superman

Media: All Media Types

Relationships: Shippy (Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne)

Summary:

A new ad campaign starring Bruce Wayne is making the rounds in Metropolis, and it doesn't take long for Clark to become aware of it. Soon he finds himself obsessed with the photo that started it all and what it represents. What does it mean to be friends with one of Gotham's rich and famous? And was there even space for a man like him in the life of Bruce Wayne? A story based on a Superbat themed redraw of "Veil By Kotteri - Scene 14" (art linked in notes).

Authour: @assortedara (AraWrites)

Year: 2024

Submitted by anon

Submitter's comment:

Pining but they did not get together. For superbat readers interested in light angst.

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I will testify that even if I strongly dislike, utterly hate, and cannot stand a character, I will never go on someones post talking about liking that character and say so. Basic decency and all that

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has anyone else noticed how having romantic feelings for someone is not the most dignified experience ever

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you don’t have to match my freak you just have to think whatever’s wrong with me is fascinating and perhaps even sexual

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An empty bliss beyond this World

tw csa mentions

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Working hard :)

Clark is totally a proper assistant and not getting distracted by Bruce’s eyes no sir, nor his lips, not even his—

For @memento-mori-twilight as part of a lil exchange <3333 also their genius idea animate it yeeeeeeehaw

stills under cut wahoo

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I fixed it!

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i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

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Happy Father's day! How lucky Dick is to have two fathers who are the greatest heroes! He deserves it! That's our THE BOY WONDER!🥰🤗💝💝💝

(*borrow a template from X)