#somebody pls write this

[shadowsh00ter]

I want a robin de-aged fic where Jason is de-age to 13 and Damian is stunned that Jason is so sweet and happy. He’s surprised how easily Bruce, Barbra, and Dick dismisses it (but their also is soaking up every bit of having their happy little Jay back. Even if it’s just for a while.) Damian realizes how much the world hurt Jason. And now Damian goes to pay the Joker a little visit to get revenge for the happy soul Joke destroyed.

[blizzard-of-ozz]

Okay okay Good Omens AU idea

Good Omens x Sweeney Todd

Crowley is Sweeney Todd and Aziraphale is the pie lady. There's also romantic subplot of course !! (Maybe it's more plot then subplot)

Also have some Fanart (not mine, all credits to original creator)

[take-everything-you-can]

Robin asks Steve to teach her how to eat and finger pussy. They ask to use yours as a training pussy. With you naked and laid out in his parents' bed... the only one big enough to hold the three of you... Steve will demonstrate for Robin then have her try to replicate what Steve does. Robin doesn't replicate things exactly, but that's okay because it doesn't take her long to figure out her own ways to get you to make the same noises Steve can get you to make, and how to have you writhing on the bed like he does. By the time you're worn out, Robin is stuffed full of confidence and is as wet and throbbing as she and Steve between them made you with their attention to your tits and the rest of your body as well as to your pussy (because pleasing a woman isn't just about the pussy), and Steve already unintentionally came twice in his pants from seeing another girl giving you such pleasure even if it was a girl he saw as a sister doing it. He excuses himself to clean up and change, giving you the opportunity and privacy to reciprocate the pleasure Robin gave you if you're so inclined.

[luffythinker]

I think it really adds to Kirishimas character to make him have chest scars. Like it adds to his character development that going through his journey to be the man he always wanted to be is such a huge story I wish somebody would write from his middle school days to going to UA to being a sidekick and finally being at peace with his body as a hero with his own agency. KIRISHIMA RISING!

Oh this would be such a nice touch to his character!! I imagine he had to train really hard for his quirk to work properly, I can see him failing a lot before he can get a handle on hardening, this would result in a lot of scars and lots of bruises :( it would be cool to see the product of all his training and effort reflected like this, so it could be a reminder for him too of how far he has come <3

[ireadwithmyears]

Image ID: Fan art of two characters from the Star Wars series the acolyte, sitting on the ground. One character, master Sol, is comforting a child, Osha. Sol has short, dark hair and is wearing a light-colored tunic with a yellow vest and brown boots. Osha, who has long, dark hair, is sitting on Sol’s lap and is being hugged tightly. Sol has one hand on the little girls head and the other arm wrapped around her back. The background is a plain, light beige color. There is some text on the image that reads "@eggdrawsthings do NOT edit/repost."

thinking about Osha's first few days at the temple and Sol being there to help her calm down im so normal about them haha wym

[proxycrit]

LINKTOBER Day 16: Lanayru Wetlands

Rumors have it Zora’s Domain is besieged by caustic rains. As travelers leave Lanayru’s capital in troves, two plucky (or foolish) adventurers swim against the muddy tide in hopes to learn more about the unnatural phenomenon.

Anyways, it’s raining mud? What’s up with that.

(FAMILIAR FAMILIAR AU is a totk what if passion project where zelda does not get sent back in time. Here’s the masterpost!)

And my patreon, if you’d like to slide me some bucks to buy lunch;

[caspervi]

Date time ⭐️

[hitorimaron]

leg brace

[astorkes]

🧁🧁

[terrysak]

Going with PVP civ logic, that knowing someone’s name is one step closer to getting a friend. And the only name we know in parkciv (besides Evbo) is Seawatt. And Seawatt implanted himself as a memory

Did

Did Seawatt want a friend?

[blizzard-of-ozz]

I need a fic where Han and Luke are dating and they try to play matchmaker and get Amilyn and Leia together so they just keep pranking them ig. Yea

[cameforb99stayingforkdramas]

Found this on X 😍😍

[kyngsley01]

PROHIBITTED WISHERS DO YOUR THING GO GO GO

[an-unrecognizable-face]

One thing I’ve noticed is that the only way House can get his feelings out is through projecting them onto other people, most commonly his patients. He can’t open up to anyone about all the shit he goes through everyday, so he resorts to bluntly telling everyone about the shit he thinks others go through. From what I’ve noticed, the more he sees himself in a patient, the more likely he is to tell them and his colleagues exactly how horrible they have it (they’re dying from an incurable disease, they’ll never be able to walk again, etc etc). It’s not like he does this intentionally, though, it just happens. His self-loathing, pain, depression, loneliness, addiction, and insecurity manifest themselves as hatred for others and for the world. Someone or something must be held accountable for his suffering, everything as a logical reason behind it and this is no exception. When he can’t find a force to blame, he becomes angry and resentful, taking it out on the whole world.

The bottom line is that he can’t accept the fact that he needs help, so he insists that everyone he knows has an issue he can figure out and solve. There’s always something more to be found, a new symptom to treat, another test to be done, something he could dig into further, one last pin to push so the lock will click open. Deep down, he hopes that discovering his friends’ issues or solving another patient case will reveal the key to his own problems. When this doesn’t work, he continues to grow more and more resentful, further perpetuating this cycle of hatred.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

[thefandomsarespooky]

I’ve seen some art where Agatha is putting on rio’s makeup and now I need someone to write this fic. Death never had a reason to learn makeup. Did they have some innate knowledge as an eons-old cosmic being? sure 🙂↕️ but she wanted to know which lipstick shades made Agatha blush! 

They were still learning how to have skin and that made applying makeup a challenge. Rio pricked her eyes with kohl and lampblack, would smear vermillion around her mouth, got it stuck in the gap between her teeth. Naturally, she turned to dirt and plant materials and still looked as if a child had done it instead.  

They could magick it on. But I think Rio is tactile and curious and would want to learn for themself. (Also she would want to eat it). Agatha came to enjoy doing Rio’s makeup however she desired, and Rio, ever obedient, let her.  Her body literally exists for Agatha, afterall.

Agatha would paint on her persona and then doll Rio up before a kill. She’d layer the mascara on thick just to watch it run while she fucked her after, bodies still warm on the ground. 

[pupyuj]

wyd when the dumbest person you know has a fat cock

(i’m gagging on it IMMEDIATELY)