#sollux peixes looking for karkat makara

[mr-malumm]

HBD johnathan egberton 💜💜🕺💨

[seaverity]

I don’t know what to call these.

I guess the beta trolls getting closer to their adult molts so they get new clothes too????

Idk man

[voparwave69]

Calling all homestuck muppet joker allies...we are looking for midwives for TMJ. So far it is I, @the-cal-zone, and our most passionate and devoted team member, @walternitram.

With the death of Kermit plush...it is time to fill the hole he left behind, and help @the-muppet-joker with his egg laying.

Here I have depicted what could be -- eggs upon eggs upon eggs, the sacred nest, and sopor slime to aid in the labor processes. The Joker sings to us from heaven, though it only falls upon TMJ ear holes.

As you can see here. It is his dream. And we can make it come true.

I will deliver a speech, and an inspiring song:

LIsTen up, midWifE mAn. YoU're doING somE importanT shIt! I meAN, yOU're helpinG bringiNg liFe intO thIs worlD, maN. It's somE real MIRACuLOUS shIt, anD i'M telLinG yA, thAT'S somE reaLLy mOtIvAtiNg shIt right thERE. So keEp beinG a midWifE, brO, cAuSE YOU'rE doinG

Now LIsTen to this to understand.

[fuckinghellbro]

Mandatory Homestuck troll heads

Close ups under the show more but BE WARNED ugly quality

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES A PICTURE LIMIT????? FUCKING WHATEVER

[cure-typhoon]

Losing your humanity in front of people you havent seen since highschool is not really fun

[dreambubblez]

first post yay!! beta troll lineup 38)

[rabble-dabble]

gah its been a while!!!! i just had to redraw them - do you guys like the updated versions?

[aliasheree]

naurrr💀

redid my troll headcanons yessir

som3 of yall probably saw the kid one yeah lol these actually look good now

[nintendont2502]

quick and dirty edit of an animatic idea i had

song is "Everyone Is Lying To You For Money" by The Smith Street Bane (because i never miss a chance to smith street post)

[champbot]

B33 < finalllyyyy finished my beta troll headcaon lineup!! furst things furst, my ask box is open for Beta troll + kids drawing requests!! I need to purractice drawing the sillies

alsooo feel like mentioning, these hc’s are for the early half of the game - I am gonna draw their adult + post game looks because thoseee headcanons are different

like for example!! I hc aradia gaining a lot of weight after no longer inhabiting her robo bod! Eridan being able to express their gender identity in the dream bubbles!

Tbf the art is sort of old, and I already want to update my designs but whatevs

Hcs under the cut…. B33

Here’s my personal headcanons, don’t start shit, if you don’t like, you can make ur own post with ur own hcs BDD

Aradia Medigo - transfem aroace spec

~ Struggles with persistent depression but is recovering slowly

~ Puts on weight after the game

~ ASD

Tavros Nitram - transmasc polysexual

~ bulks up during the game!

~ Legs are prosthetics, he still uses their chair on rougher days

~ anxiety and ptsd, struggles with unhealthy attachments (clearly)

Sollux Captor - nonbinary pan

~ Also ASD + Bipolar

~ Acne scars!!

~ Lisp is from crooked teeth

Karkat Vantas - Nonbinary he/himmer, poly with masc pref

~ Super repressed about gender during the game, Jegbert helps with coming to terms with things

~ Anger issues as a response to traumatic living conditions on alternia

~ Adult him is very fat and hairy :)

Nepeta Leijon - transmasc trixic

~ Comes out during the game

~ ASD and ADHD, cannot mask well

~ Looks tiny and weak but could bench press you (cuz its funny)

Kanaya Maryam - femby lesbian (she wears binders :o

~ total vegan till she goes rainbowdrinker

~ binds regularly, prefers a flat silhouette

~ gender + sexuality relationship is unique due to pansexual being the societies default

Terezi Pyrope - Transfem queer

~ does not shave, ever under any circumstances

~ OCD, has a lotttt of rituals

~ transed her gender pre game due to flarping

Vriska Serket - Transfem lesbian

~ ASPD, doing treatment, symptoms lesson as she gets older

~ has severe scarring on her left side, when she is younger she hides scarring via makeup and long clothes cuz teenage insecurity she grows out of

~ same as terezi, flarping helped her come out, terezi and her are very close cuz of this similarity

Equius Zahhak - Agender asexual

~ hypersexual and sex repulsed

~ ASD, also bad at masking, hence why meowrails get along so well

~ has hyperhydrosis

Gamzee Makara - nonbinary ??????

~ bpd, he tends to split on people accidentally, Karkat is his fp :)

~ disassociates often, memory is poor and has slow processing because his thoughts always feel crowding

~ his abuse of sopor pies is a coping mechanism, helps with his sensory issues

Eridan Ampora - Genderfluid pan

~ definitely was a really obnoxious femboy at one point before coming out

~ a lot of their incel-ness comes from repressing their gender

~ ASD, really bad at reading other people

Feferi Peixes - demigirl pan

~ if kanaya is alternia goth, then Fef definitely is, big into counterculture

~ ASD, hyperempath, way too good at masking except for when she’s overtly excited

~ is a vegan, feels incredibly guilty for feeding her lusus

Anyways…. If you read all that congrats lollll

[poorly-drawn-cryptids-homestuck]

Bestiary

John Egbert -> Púca or pooka, is a creature of Celtic folklore, are Fae tricksters and shapeshifters, who take the appearances of horses, goats, cats, dogs, and hares. They can also take a human form, which includes various animal features, such as ears or a tail.

Rose Lalonde -> Eldritch / Warlock, A being that is strange or unnatural especially in a way that inspires fear : weird, eerie. As well as a warlock, one who also practices magic, power fulled by an outside source.

Dave Strider -> Harpy In Greek and Roman mythology, is a half-human and half-bird. Often sirens look harpies and are conflated. So for this au, this harpy is able to sing songs to lure prey.

Jade Harley -> Werewolf or lycanthrope, in folklore, can shape-shift into a wolf (or wolf-like creature), on the night of a full moon. Jade is also a Witch, a woman who practices magic.

Jane Crocker -> Faerie, Fae, or sprite in Celtic Folklore, is a creature with metaphysical, supernatural, or preternatural qualities. and a penchant for trickery

Roxy Lalonde -> Wizard Tressym is a cat-like Monstrosity and a practitioner of magic.

Dirk Strider -> Dullahan in Irish folklore, is depicted as a headless rider on a black horse, who carries his own head. often seen as a symbol of death.

Jake English -> Bigfoot or Sasquatch, in American and Canadian folklore, is a large and hairy human-like mythical cryptid alleged to inhabit forests in North America.

Aradia Megido -> Mothra, a Japanese based Kaiju depicted as a large moth. To be conflated with Mothman, a West Virginian cryptid, for the sake of this au. Currently a Ghost, a spirit of the dead that can appear to the living.

Tavros Nitram -> Minotaur, in Greek mythology, is a creature portrayed with the head and tail of a bull and the body of a man.

Sollux Captor -> Cross roads Demon, found in several folklore, religion, and literature, are often malevolent supernatural entities, who collect souls.

Karkat Vantas -> Cherub Angel, in religion, is an unearthly being. For this au they are similar to cupid. Winged beings who match make. please note that this au will NOT be referencing christianity heavily for this.

Nepeta Leijon -> Nekomata, in Japanese folklore, are a type of yokai, depicted as a shapeshifting cat with two tails. while they can take any form, they will always have the tails.

Kanaya Maryam -> Vampire, in European folklore, are undead humanoid creatures that subsists by feeding on the blood of the living. often able to shapeshift into a bat. and unable to go out in the sun.

Terezi Pyrope -> Dragon is a magical legendary creature that appears in the folklore of multiple cultures worldwide. This one is a western dragon, often depicted as winged, horned, and capable of breathing fire.

Vriska Serket -> Arachne / Jorōgumo. In Greek myth, Arachne is a woman turned into a spider by Athena. In Japanese myth, Jorōgumo are often yokai of a half woman half spider. please note Vriska is not a yokai nor is she Arachne... she is simply a half woman have spider creature, likened to these two examples.

Equius Zahhak -> Centaur, in Greek mythology, is a creature with the upper body of a human and the lower body and legs of a horse

Gamzee Makara -> The bogeyman is a creature used by adults to frighten children into good behavior. Bogeymen have no specific appearances but they are most commonly depicted as masculine or androgynous monsters. In this case, they look like a clown.

Eridan Ampora -> Selkie, in Celtic and Norse mythologies, are creatures that can shapeshift between seal and human forms. For this au, Eridan is part seahorse instead, and often takes the form of a elf instead.

Feferi Peixes -> Leviathan. A very large sea serpent noted in theology and mythology. Feferi is also likened to a mermaid / siren, when not the size of 10 whales.

[homestuck-fanauthor-coalition]

@manifestmerlin

You spend that few days after your… ‘eventful shopping trip’, in your hive checking over your alarms and early warning systems. Dave says you're obsessing but you'd like to think you're being careful. He doesn't need to give you advice on managing your emotions! … Fuck you're thinking about that again. Okay so maybe the possibility of some asshole highbloods coming after you isn't the only thing freaking you out. It's up there, but for once it isn't taking top billing. Can you think about how Dave had to pap you so you'd calm down? Can you think about how pale that was? How romantic? No, no, and no because otherwise you will absolutely fucking LOSE IT! Maybe that's the other reason you're being so defensive, if they come for him and you then you'll never be able to sort this shit out no you couldn't just deal with this now fuck off fuck off fuck off. This is all to say, when you wake up to Dave shouting you are jumping out of your recuperacoon so fast you splat on the floor and trail sopor as you stumble to your desk. “What is it? What's wrong, are you dying, who's dying?” You tiredly slur as you brace your elbows on your desk. “No one's dying man but I'm doing the opposite!” Dave says as he turns to face you and you catch a bit of red in your bleary vision. “...Hatching?” “What? No dude- or kinda maybe? Just look at my wings!” Dave turns back around as you blink the sleep from your eyes.

Chapters: 9/?

Rating: Teen and Up

Archive Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Category: F/F; M/M; F/M

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas; Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam; Jade Harley/Tavros Nitram; Sollux Captor/Roxy Lalonde; John Egbert/Jake English/Dirk Strider; John Egbert/Dirk Strider; Jake English/Dirk Strider

Characters: Dave Strider; Karkat Vantas; Kanaya Maryam; Rose Lalonde; Karkat Vantas's Lusus; Sollux Captor; Tavros Nitram; Jade Harley; Roxy Lalonde; Dirk Strider; John Egbert; Eridan Ampora; Vriska Serket; Terezi Pyrope; Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider; Jane Crocker; Jake English; Auto-Responder | Lil Hal; Nepeta Leijon; Equius Zahhak; Gamzee Makara; Aradia Megido; Feferi Peixes

Additional Tags: Fae & Fairies; Humans on Alternia; except the humans are all fairies and stuff; Tags May Change; Other Additional Tags to Be Added; Rating May Change; POV Second Person; Quadrant Confusion; POV Multiple; Magic; Minor Injuries; Blood; Classpect Powers (Homestuck); Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session; Canon-Typical Violence; Smuppets (Homestuck); Blood and Injury; Gunshot Wounds; Injury Recovery; Loss of Limbs; Kinda; Hemospectrum; Alternia is Terrible

[pesterloglog]

Porrim Maryam, Latula Pyrope, Meenah Peixes, Aradiabot, Mituna Captor, Damara Megido, Kankri Vantas, Karkat Vantas, Kanaya Maryam, Tavros Nitram, Sollux Captor, Vriska Serket, Terezi Pyrope, Rufioh Nitram, Horuss Zahhak, Equius Zahhak, Nepeta Leijon, Gamzee Makara

Act 6, page 5427

PORRIM: I saw the cro+wd fro+m way o+ver there. Acco+rding to+ peo+ple o+ut o+n the cusp, this is so+me so+rt o+f co+stume party?

LATULA: tru f4ctz grl!!! just j4m yours3lf 1n th3 p1l3, l1k3z th1s!!!

MEENAH: ah fuck are people way over there still callin this a party

ARADIABOT: destr0y

MITUNA: S0M30N3 15 70U5H1NG M3. 7H15 N33D5 70 570P

DAMARA: 誰かが私に触れている。続けてください。[Someone is touching me. Please continue.]

KANKRI: S9ME9NE IS TRIGGERING ME. THIS NEEDS TO BE TAGGED.

PORRIM: Sho+o+sh!

MITUNA: 1M 50RRY

KARKAT: OH GOD, I CAN HEAR HIM WHINING FROM ALL THE WAY OVER THERE.

KANAYA: Someone Over There Is Probably Making The Same Observation About You

KARKAT: YEAH, AND YOUR ANCESTOR IS PROBABLY CHIDING HIM MATERNALLY OVER THERE, JUST LIKE YOU ARE WITH ME. EVER THINK ABOUT THAT??

KANAYA: I'm Sorry

ARADIABOT: kill

TAVROS: (wherE, OH, wHERe,)

SOLLUX: ehehehehe, thii2 party ii2 a fuckiing JOKE.

MEENAH: no its a shitty battle royale pass it on you dirtscrapin sack of honey dijon rubbish

SOLLUX: niice dress, fiin face, olol.

TAVROS: (iS, my prEciOUs,)

VRISKA: Tavros, stop crawling around under everyone's feet! You're 8eing so weird.

TEREZI: Y34H, W3 C4N 4LL H34R YOU WH1SP3R1NG TO YOURS3LF. PR3TTY W31RD, BRO. >:\

TAVROS: (none of Them, can uNderstAnd,)

ARADIABOT: destr0y

RUFIOH: haha, yo 1 th1nk 1 hear my young ancestor wh1sper1ng from all the way over here... about someth1ng prec1ous... sh*t 1s crazy!

TAVROS: (tHe beAUTY, of my PrEcious,)

HORUSS: 8=D < It reminds me of when I was similarly sm*tten, and searched everywhere for the perfect snout ring for you, to FORTIFY our commitment. Do you remember, Rufioh?

RUFIOH: whoa, yeah! heh, those were the days... (hey doll, m1nd 1f we talk a b1t? 1 ma1nly want to look d1stracted... so the guy w1th the ponyta1l leaves me alone... you d1g?)

ARADIABOT: death t0 all

RUFIOH: ahaha... d*mn. so much l1ke the real th1ng 1t's... freaky }:o

ARADIABOT: like what real thing

RUFIOH: uh... you know, l1ke...

ARADIABOT: if y0u say like alive aradia i will make y0u BEG f0r a h0rse b0dy

RUFIOH: no no, l1ke someone else!!! d*mn... uncanny...

ARADIABOT: 0h 0k

RUFIOH: hey, you're pretty cool babe... want to... like... if you aren't doing anything...

EQUIUS: D --> E%cuse me, what is going on over here

RUFIOH: (man... not another zahnak! haha, this is f***in crazy...)

ARADIABOT: this guy with the m0hawk was flirting with me and i was being fully receptive to his advances

RUFIOH: whoa you were?

EQUIUS: D --> I see. Aradiabot #100502, why must you devastate my pump biscuit so?

NEPETA: :33 < *the pouncellor astutely pawbserves the exchange and updates her shipping grid with startling developments of the heart!*

EQUIUS: D --> Nepeta, stop!

NEPETA: :33 < no!

EQUIUS: D --> Yes

NEPETA: :33 < no

EQUIUS: D --> Yes

NEPETA: :33 < no

GAMZEE: HONK

TEREZI: MOR3!!! MOR3 1 S4Y!!! 4444H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4!!!!!!!

[honeyweaselcandles]

Candle Catalogue

Here you can find a list of all the candles I have on offer, with a link to the page to buy them and a description of the scent of said candle. It will also contain my commission information, all under the read more.

Commissions

Linked above is my commission form, once submitted I will look it over and contact you when I am ready to begin discussing it with you. Depending on other orders/commissions/my own schedule, I may not get back to you right away. Commissioned candles are, of course, more customizable than my premade variety. If you want a specific kind of vessel for your candle, for example, provided you have the funds I can make something different than my usual metal tins.

Commissioned candles do not have to be fandom related. You're welcome to commission a candle with a specific scent you like and can't find elsewhere, for religious purposes, or just about any reason you can think of. You could also commission a candle I make already, with modifications, in a different container or subbing out a scent. You could make your own blend for a character I already offer, anything at all is on the table.

If you do get a commission in my standard 4 oz tin as many people do, however, here are my prices:

To clarify: if I already own the scents necessary for what you want, there will be no extra charge. If I need to purchase new ones because I don't own them yet, that is what would cost extra.

Pre-made Candles

Here I will list all of my currently available candles and their scents, with links attached.

Egbert: Fresh air, light florals, white musk, coconut, zingy lime, bright blue razzberry gushers. (Tealight Link)

Julian Devorak: Orchid, rosemary, seasalt, black coffee, and a hint of leather. (Tealight Link)

Asra Alnazar: A mix of bright citruses, green tea, sage, with a pop of blue raspberry. (Tealight Link)

Rose Lalonde: Roses, lilac, fresh rain, and old books. (Tealight Link)

Jade Harley: Green leaves, fresh fallen snow, turned earth, and light musk. (Tealight Link)

Dave Strider: Juicy apple, thyme, sandalwood, jasmine, and vinyl. (Tealight Link)

Jane Crocker: French vanilla, almond cupcakes, and tobacco smoke. (Tealight Link)

Roxy Lalonde: Sweet cotton candy, orchids, and sea spray. (Tealight Link)

Jake English: Caramel popcorn, pine, cut wood, cedar, and woodsmoke. (Tealight Link)

Dirk Strider: Orange soda, teakwood, amber, hints of motor oil and steel. (Tealight link)

Aradia Megido: Graveyard dirt, black cherry, and petrichor. (Tealight Link)

Tavros Nitram: Worn playing cards, rock sea cliffs, warm caramel, and coconut. (Tealight Link)

Sollux Captor: Honey, apple, sage, lemon and citrus. (Tealight Link)

Karkat Vantas: Warm cotton sweaters, coffee, and maraschino cherry. (Tealight Link)

Nepeta Leijon: Dry leaves, dirt, chamo-meow-ile, mint, and a touch of patchouli. (Tealight Link)

Kanaya Mayram: Rosemary, blackberries, pepper, clean linens, and steel. (Tealight Link)

Terezi Pyrope: Dragon's blood and fruity red kool-aid. (Tealight Link)

Vriska Serket: Blood orange, grapefruit, lemon, ginger, and steel. (Tealight Link)

Gamzee Makara: Baked goods, lime, cannabis, and sea salt. (Tealight Link)

Eridan Ampora: Violets, cashmere scarves, crackling ozone, and sea spray. (Tealight Link)

Feferi Peixes: Ocean air, teakwood, fresh strawberries, and sakura blossoms. (Tealight Link)

Calliope: Brown sugar, linen, books, and lime. (Tealight Link)

Pink Frog: Bubble gum

Frog Candles

Bi Pride Frog: Rose, cashmere, black cherry, firewood, and amber.

Green Frog: Vetiver, green moss, rain water, and violets.

Gay Pride Frog: Fruity grapefruit, lemon, and raspberry.

Trans Pride Frog: Daisy, cotton candy, and honey.

Nonbinary Pride Frog: Honey, frankincense and myrrh, turned earth, and a drop of motor oil.

Lesbian Pride Frog: Cinnamon, honeysuckle blossoms, and strawberry.

[beatrice-reden-official]

Of course!!!!!

Also. To add onto Karkat because. Memories. I wore a red suit and a fedora. Why? Who knows. I looked spiffy.

I think you looked... hot AHEM!!! Anyways, the list

Humans:

June Lalonde

Rose Egbert

Dave Harley

Jade Strider

Dad Lalonde

Nanna Lalonde

Mom Egbert

Bro Harley

Grandpa Strider

Jane Lalonde

Roxy Crocker (Me)

Dirk English

Jake Strider

Dad Lalonde

Grampa Lalonde

Mom Crocker

Bro English

Grampa Strider

Trolls:

Karkat Megido

Sollux Nitram

Nepeta Captor

Terezi Vantas

Tavros Leijon

Feferi Maryam (Me)

Gamzee Pyrope

Kanaya Serket

Vriska Zahhak

Eridan Makara

Equius Ampora

Aradia Peixes

[hskinhome]

hey, i’m karl crocker. i’m looking for really anyone from my timeline. my memories are currently as follows:

alex and i were best friends. i had a crush on him, but didn’t say anything about it.

i was REALLY obsessed with being “normal”. like, i needed the white picket fences and to seem like your average joe, even though i really wasn’t. once we met, i envied jake for actually getting to be just some guy.

the trolls actually had access to both the beta and alpha kids, but it was split on who had access to who. callie, jaynes, deeruk, dayveh, johnny, and roseta had access to the alpha session, and tavros, gamzee, kanaya, equius, aradia, and feferi had access to the beta session.

i became close to johnny, because i thought he was a human, a human who survived somehow. of course when we met in the new session, i freaked out on him. it was enough to make him think i was pitch flirting with him, and i think kanaya had to step in to keep me from actually attacking him.

the batterwitch, roseta’s ancestor, still existed, but i’m fairly certain she was a condesce-swapped mindfang? when i found out, it made me freak out even more. alex chose the worst time to tell me, when i was already freaking out about johnny being an alien.

gamzee ended up raising eridanus and nepetala. eridanus had a grudge against him for a while, but ended up understanding that gamzee didn’t really have much of a choice but to leave them, for timeline reasons.

my swaps were these

jake egbert

teri (terezi) lalonde (rose-ways)

cali (caliborn) strider (dave-ways)

vris (vriska) harley

karl (karkat) crocker

alex (sollux) lalonde (roxy-ways)

roxy strider (dirk-ways)

jade english

callie (calliope) megido

jaynes (jane) nitram

tavros captor

gamzee vantas

kanaya leijon

equius maryam

deeruk (dirk) pyrope

aradia serket

dayveh (dave) zahhak

johnny (john) makara

feferi ampora

roseta (rose) peixes

eridanus (caliborn-ways)

nepetala (calliope-ways)

if this sounds familiar or for more information, please contact me!