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Read Chapter 19 AND Chapter 20 of the Thrilling Adventures of Coolkid and Kiddo Eclipse on Archive of Our Own!

Happy 4/13 everybody! And look! My first ever longfic is... done! I posted the last two chapters!!!

My earliest posted fanfiction was mistakenly posted on FictionPress back in January of 2003 and since then I've started a ton of ambitious projects, but never finished them! It's taken me over twenty years to get here but I made it! I did it! I finished the dang thing, and I did it on Homestuck Day to boot. >:)

I'd really appreciate it if you took the time to give it a read, maybe a kudo, even a comment if you're really feeling up to the task. I worked hard on this and I'm proud of it!

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show the world a burning light

@dave2olkat

Your name is KANAYA MARYAM, and life under the new regime is… different, better than before. The circumstances that led to the deposing of the previous empress are mysterious. All everyone knows is she died and what followed was the institution of her Imperial Commiseration as the new absolute ruler of the ever growing Alternian empire. You yourself were vital to the machinations that led to the Condesce’s demise, being the one who helped Lady Lilacsee synthesize a poison strong enough to take out the Tyrianblood.

Chapters: 1/1

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Archive Warnings: Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Category:  F/F, Multi, M/M, F/M

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: Kanaya Maryam & Tavros Nitram, Sollux Captor♣Kanaya Maryam♣Eridan Ampora, Gamzee Makara♦Tavros Nitram, Nepeta Leijon♦Equius Zahhak, Nepeta Leijon♠Kanaya Maryam

Characters: Kanaya Maryam, Tavros Nitram, Nepeta Leijon, Beta Trolls (Homestuck), Beta Kids (Homestuck)

Additional Tags: Trollstuck, Alternate Universe - Empress Feferi, Alternate Universe - Adult Trolls, Caliginous Romance | Kismesis, Pale Romance | Moirallegiance, Ashen Romance | Auspistice, Alternate Universe - No Game, Explorations of Alien Culture, Mentions of Xenobiology, Species Swap, Meditations on Conciliatory Romance, Homestuck Secret Santa, Homestuck Secret Santa 2024, No Beta We Die Like The Condesce

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i think my fate is losing its patience

bralsra

You just watched Equius and his expedition group fail at setting up a transceiver. You can tell it's not their fault but you can't help but think it's funny. As the commotion dissipates, you walk back into the jungle. It's not the safest place and you know that; Vriska just told you about the 'thing' mentioned in the letter. But you also want to eat something that isn't fish. So you go foraging.

Chapters: 2/?

Rating: Mature

Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Category:  F/F, F/M

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: John Egbert/Aradia Megido

Characters: Equius Zahhak, Roxy Lalonde, Jane Crocker, John Egbert, Sollux Captor, Dave Strider, Dirk Strider, Jade Harley, Meulin Leijon, Aradia Megido, Feferi Peixes, Eridan Ampora, Vriska Serket, Terezi Pyrope

Additional Tags: Airplane Crashes, Desert Island, Hijinks & Shenanigans

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[Podfic] The Good, The Bad, and The Alternative

@saberinblue

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Based on The Good, The Bad, and The Alternative by @madam-melon-meow and @arealpeople

Chapters: 11/?

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Category: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: Nepeta Leijon/Equius Zahhak, Sollux Captor/Aradia Megido, Eridan Ampora & Feferi Peixes, Kanaya Maryam & Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde & Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider & Dave Strider, Beta Kids & Beta Trolls, Jade Harley & Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde, Dad Egbert & John Egbert, Kanaya Maryam/Vriska Serket, Eridan Ampora/Dave Strider

Characters: John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider, Jade Harley, Becquerel (Homestuck), Kanaya Maryam, Vriska Serket, Karkat Vantas, Terezi Pyrope, Aradia Megido, Tavros Nitram, Sollux Captor, Gamzee Makara, Eridan Ampora, Feferi Peixes, Nepeta Leijon, Equius Zahhak, Virgin Mother Grub (Homestuck), Vriska's Lusus, Gl'bgolyb (Homestuck), Dad Egbert, Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Aurthour (Homestuck), The Condesce (Homestuck), Serenity (Homestuck)

Additional Tags: inspired by Kim Harrison’s The Hollows, Alternate Universe - Urban Fantasy, Humanstuck, Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session, Human Lusii (Homestuck), Alternate Universe - Post-Apocalypse, Demigods, Vampires, multi POV: all beta trolls & humans, The Horrorterrors (Homestuck), Non-Abusive Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Long Lost/Secret Relatives, Violence, Magic, Aged-Up Character(s), the kids and trolls range between 16 and 20, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Vriska Serket has PTSD, Memory Loss, Scars, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Plot Twists, Unreliable Narrator, Rose Lalonde and Dave Strider Are Not Related, Skaianet Laboratories, beta guardians are not alpha kids and troll parents are not ancestors, Break Up, Ship Tags Will Update As They Become Relevant, Good Person Gamzee Makara, Suicide Attempt by Proxy, Dissociation, Victim Blaming, Abusive Parents, sexually active teenagers, Underage Drinking, Podfic, Podfic Length: Over 20 Hours

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Troll Intros

@simsandchesscrossover

Your name is TEREZI PYROPE. You have many HOBBIES, most of which involve NOT DYING. Right now, you are staying in an ABANDONED SCHOOLFEEDING CENTER due to your hive's untimely destruction. You are looking for a MEDICULLER KIT, which is rather difficult because you are BLIND!

Chapters: 12/12

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:  Multi

Fandom: Homestuck

Characters: Terezi Pyrope, Gamzee Makara, Feferi Peixes, Equius Zahhak, Kanaya Maryam, Vriska Serket, Sollux Captor, Nepeta Leijon, Tavros Nitram, Karkat Vantas, Eridan Ampora, Aradia Megido

Additional Tags: Suicidal Thoughts, Psychosis, Other than that pretty chill, Cross-Posted on Tumblr

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The Homestuck Fan Author Coalition's January 2025 Competition was a split competition with a side for explicit fics, and a side for non-explicit fics. The prompt "Bard" meant that all participants had to write a fanfiction based on a song or album. Participants had one month to write any fic they liked based on this prompt, and votes were done to determine the awards.

All Non-Explicit Fic Submissions and Awards

A Girl Named Yiffy by @meowloudly15

A story about a girl with all odds against her.

Winner of the Davepeta^2 Award for Most Creative Interpretation of Lyrics Winner of the Dave Award for Best Use of Diegetic Music

they don't believe in the ghosts or forms you take by lugome

Sollux and Karkat go ghost-hunting.

Winner of the Roxy Award for First Fic Winner of the Lil Cal Award for Best in Horror

find your yesterday in your tomorrow by lugome

When Vriska Serket ends up on an universe where everyone who didn't make it to Earth C is there and vice-verse, she'll have to face a difficult decision.

Winner of the Roxy Award for First Fic Winner of the Calliope Award for Most Interesting Headcanon/AU

i'm made be He, despised by They by shudder

The universe wants to see its inhabitants in pain.

you should come with me to the end of the world (without telling your family or any of your friends) by bralsra

Terezi has to juggle three relationships and several friendships. Her partners have to deal with her. Mind the tags!

Winner of the Vriska Award for Best in Drama

i don't want to be afraid (when father time ticks in the hour) by bralsra

in which roxy is stuck in a house with dirk, jane and jake.

Winner of the Lil Cal Award for Best in Horror

F.E.A.R by @27thfirefly

Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

- John Malkovich

Your name is JANE CROCKER, and you’ve been feeling a little nervy lately.

Winner of the Black Queen Award for Best in Character-Driven

I've Been Waiting, Waiting by @tehstripe

Jade is put on a ship for her own protection in the midst of an inter-galactic war. All she can do is wait.

Winner of the Nepeta Award for Best in Romance

if you stick with the program, maybe one day you'll be (more than a machine learning how to please) by @simsandchesscrossover

My name is CDOCRS01, which is short for Cognitive Development and Offensive Capability Robotic Structure, but Jake calls me Brobot. In appearance, I am a sixteen-year-old boy of average height and weight, which means that I am 70 inches tall and weigh 145 pounds. In actuality, I am seven months old.

Winner of the Equius Award for Best in Action Winner of the White Queen Award for Best in Plot-Driven

Before The Breakdown by @simsandchesscrossover

After Trickster Mode, Roxy thinks.

Made My Way to LA by @justficsnthings

“We had a plan… Move out of that town…” He whispers

Drowning Lessons by @jellysmudge

You steal from convenience stores together; the mania invades your blood, a virus spreading through your system, replacing you until all that’s left is your aching chest, and intensity of want. It consumes you easily, and you think it may consume her, too. The two of you were never really people, anyways.

Winner of the Eridan Award for Best in Angst

Soap by @wellofhavoc

Eridan and Sollux are the final trolls living on a satellite in orbit around their new planet- a bright place neither of them long to explore.

The power system is overheating.

The Prideful Pink Princess and Her Servant of Evil by @aeroargonic

Dirk's job has always been to look after his twin sister. And he intends to fulfill it. Even as she becomes the princess of the kingdom of Derse, he stands by her side. For better or for worse.

Winner of the White Queen Award for Best in Plot-Driven

I think I understand you, but I don't by @aeroargonic

"I just wanna get you high tonight."

Jane, Jake, a crumbling relationship, and one last good night together.

The Flame of a Revolution by @achilles--hell

A look into the wayward vagabond's revolutionary origins via lyricfic.

Would You Fall In Love With Me Again? by @achilles--hell

Rose reunites with Kanaya after the events of the meat timeline.

I Am Selfish, I Am Wrong by @shadow-wasser

Eridan did something very wrong, then paid the price. Is it enough? Will he ever be accepted back into his team? And will he ever tell Karkat how very pale he feels?

Look, I Love You but You Really Fucked Me over Big Time by @toxicchamomile

A series of pesterlogs over the course of six months.

war is over (and we are beginning) by @cosmiccaesura

The first morning after creating a new universe, twelve people wake up to the dawn of a new day.

Winner of the Caliborn Award for Best in Canon-Compliance Winner of the Davebot Award for Best Use of Non-Diegetic Music

No Leverage / No Pleasure by @thoughts-of-a-scoundrel

Your name is Dirk Strider. You are sixteen years old. You’re currently on a date of sorts, slaying skeletons and whatnot, only most of the actual slaying is over now.

Most Days We Watch Our Best Friends Die by @princevaping11-11

A little bit of what I think Davesprite and his Rose were up to during those 4 months.

My dawn by @not-someone-who-matters

Your name is CALIBORN. And you won.

Coming Home by @starlit-bawka

Your name is Dirk Strider, and you’ve been waiting your whole life for this moment.

......

Jane Crocker is suddenly feeling very uncertain.

Or: Dirk is a solo-flight astronaut on his first trip out to orbit. Jane is his launch director.

Winner of the Alpha Bro Award for Best Indirect Lyrical Inspiration

red flags by @tehstripe

John's on a blind date that's going really well! But there's just this one red flag…

Winner of the Gamzee Award for Best in Comedy

i recovered from this by @neapolitangirl

It's the First Annual Resistance Fundraiser and you can't wait for Rose Maryam-Lalonde's interview!

Winner of the Dave Award for Best Use of Diegetic Music

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The Homestuck Fan Author Coalition's January 2025 Competition was a split competition with a side for explicit fics, and a side for non-explicit fics. The prompt "Bard" meant that all participants had to write a fanfiction based on a song or album. Participants had one month to write any fic they liked based on this prompt, and votes were done to determine the awards.

All Explicit Fic Submissions and Awards

Walls Could Talk by @manifestmerlin

Seven years and Hal's still in between, the same fights since they were seventeen. / And they both keep fronting, but it's a closed discussion. / Been three days and He's coming back, four minutes till a real attack. / But He don't know / These. Walls. CAN. TALK.

Winner of the Eridan Award for Deadest Dove

Undress Rehearsal by @manifestmerlin

Director David 'D' Strider offers Jake English the opportunity of a lifetime, all he needs is a private audition to see if the kid can handle what's required of stardom.

The Island of the Misfit Boy (?) by @june-egbert-official

John is going through it. Enough to contemplate some very drastic solutions…unless Vriska can snap him out of it.

In which a demure seadweller's evening is interrupted by his best friend who has molted early and gone into troll-rut and the seadweller is overcome by the virile pheromones of the adult form his friend has taken and they fuck. Seven buckets filled. by @arealpeople

Eridan's evening is interrupted by a friend in need. Very in need.

Winner of the Gamzee Award for Best in Comedy

Six Shooter by @arealpeople

Dave Strider is an assassin with the useful ability to loop time when he dies. It makes a lot of things trivial. His most recent job, however, is giving him some issues.

Winner of the Calliope Award for Most Interesting Kink Headcanon or AU Winner of the Vriska Award for Best in Edging (the narrative) Winner of the Equius Award for Best in Gore

The Freedom Fighters (Have Dirty Hands) by @madam-melon-meow

After narrowly escaping their encounter with the pirates, Rose is determined to convince the gang that they should fly under the radar. Little do they know that they've wandered into occupied territory. But lucky for Karkat, a mysterious group of teens is fighting for the freedom of their forest, and their leader has an undeniable allure.

Winner of the Sun Superlative for Most Likely to Turn Into a Ridiculously Long Series

P★RNSTAR by @ambrosianlullaby

Flashing red light... Baby, you're a star.

Sis Strider gets off with her smuppets.

Winner of the Black Queen Award for Best Plot? What Plot?

Lone Digger by @ambrosianlullaby

Dave smiles, sweet and innocent. “Good Kitty.”

Karkat takes a sip from his water. At the same time, Dave throws his head back and slams his drink down the hatch. The empty martini glass hits the table with a clink, and the stripper’s hand moves to grab something else.

Karkat keeps a straight face.

Winner of the Vriska Award for Best in Edging (the narrative)

Dear Wormwood by @dave2olkat

“The third angel blew his trumpet, and a great star fell from heaven, blazing like a torch, and it fell on a third of the rivers and on the springs of water. The name of the star is Wormwood. A third of the waters became wormwood, and many died from the water, because it was made bitter.” - Book of Revelation.

The story of a soldier, a poet and a king, and how they opened a gate of hell, slayed a tyrant, and fell in love, though not necessarily in that order.

Winner of the Davepeta^2 Award for Most Creative Lyric Interpretation Winner of the Dave Award for Best Use of Diegetic Music Winner of the Davebot Award for Best Use of Non-Diegetic Music

take me out to eat at the true love café by @chronicangel

Jade doesn't know how to ask to have sex. Dave knows how to ask, but he chooses an interesting time and place to do it.

Winner of the Nepeta Award for Best Porn with Feelings

Receiver of Wreck by @chronicangel

When the game never gets played, the game's constructs die. The universe doesn't need them anymore.

But someone does.

Winner of the White Queen Award for Best Porn? What Porn? Winner of the Lil Cal Award for Most Stomach Churning

that angel puss is galactic shit by @myusernameisstolen

You go clubbing one night and meet someone you're not sure is real. You think she might be an angel, or maybe a demon - does the difference really matter once you start kissing them?

Tale of the Shadow by @orangestorapples

Vriska set upon the sea, in search of phantom sails from tales her ancestor left for her.

Winner of the Alpha Bro Award for Best Indirect Lyrical Inspiration

The Power of the Holy Ghost by @saberinblue

Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN

Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in

Winner of the Caliborn Award for Matching Hussie's Freak (Canon-Typical Violence) Winner of the Roxy Award for poppin taht cherry

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@starlit-bawka

Your name is Dirk Strider, and you’ve been waiting your whole life for this moment. For as long as you can remember, you’ve dreamed of going to space. Every Christmas and birthday saw you begging for nothing but space this, space that. God only knows how much your Bro spent on astronomy books, model solar systems, and model rocketships. You were an astronaut for Halloween for about 10 years of your life, and you only stopped because the kids in class would tease you relentlessly about it. You spent countless birthdays going to observatories (only the best for D’s little bro, apparently), and spent months riding the high of the field trip your class took to a mock space station in 11th grade.

Chapters: 1/1

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warnings: Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Category:  Gen

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: Jane Crocker & Dirk Strider

Characters: Dirk Strider, Jane Crocker, Roxy Lalonde

Additional Tags: POV Dirk Strider, POV Jane Crocker, (kind of?), Astronaut AU, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Jane Crocker & Dirk Strider Friendship, Jane Crocker is a good friend, Outer Space, Astronauts, This is bafflingly hard to tag actually, POV Second Person, POV Third Person, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Not Beta Read, Song fic

An entrant in the Homestuck Fan Author Coalition's January 2025 Competition: Bard. 

Awards:

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i think my fate is losing its patience

bralsra

You find yourself still attached to your seat. The seatbelt seems to be just as STRONG as you are, considering you'd have otherwise flown out of your seat. Looking around reveals you probably ended up far from the spot the plane itself landed after it blew up, as you are in the middle of a jungle, and there's no trace of it in sight.

Chapters: 1/?

Rating: Mature

Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Category:  F/F, F/M

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: John Egbert/Aradia Megido

Characters: Equius Zahhak, Roxy Lalonde, Jane Crocker, John Egbert, Sollux Captor, Dave Strider, Dirk Strider, Jade Harley, Meulin Leijon, Aradia Megido, Feferi Peixes, Eridan Ampora

Additional Tags: Airplane Crashes, Desert Island, Hijinks & Shenanigans

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> New Game Plus

@tehstripe

A young man stands in his bedroom. Though it was thirteen years ago that he was given life, he remembers celebrating his fourteenth birthday on a golden ship, his sixteenth in front of a glowing door with the promise of a new world, and his sixty-fourth while his son smoked a celebratory pipe. The first thing that John Egbert does with his new beginning is rush to the calendar pinned next to his window. There, etched in red ink, is a crude drawing of a smiling face with a birthday hat over the box for April 13th, just like he remembers it. What's missing is the red ink that used to mark the date of April 10th for the Sburb beta. At least, he's pretty sure it used to be there. He remembers it being there. Why would he make something like that up? The second thing that John Egbert does with his new beginning is dive into his computer chair and log into pesterchum. He can't be the only one who remembers.

Chapters: 15/15

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: Gen

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: John Egbert & Jade Harley & Rose Lalonde & Dave Strider

Characters: John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider, Jade Harley, Dad Egbert, Mom Lalonde, Bro Strider

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Goodbye Glory Days

@aeroargonic

It’s getting late and Kanaya Maryam has just finished putting her daughter to bed. She watches Vriska’s sleeping form for a moment, assuring herself that the girl is actually asleep and not just pretending to be. Vriska’s been doing a lot of that lately. Kanaya loves the girl, but sometimes Vriska can be annoyingly stubborn in refusing to go to sleep, even though she needs the rest. But tonight, she’s clearly too exhausted to put up a fuss. “Goodnight, dear,” Kanaya whispers, and closes the door behind her as she leaves. It has been a long day, but Kanaya doesn’t feel ready for bed just yet. She needs some “me” time, a chance to just relax and unwind. Parenting is hard work, and her job as a preschool teacher is even more draining. But Kanaya wouldn’t give up either of them for the world. She loves working with kids, and she loves getting to spend time with Vriska. Her darling girl is eight human years old now, but it feels like yesterday that she was just a wriggler. Oh, how time flies.

Chapters: 1/1

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:  F/F

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: Past Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam, Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde

Characters: Kanaya Maryam, Rose Lalonde, Vriska Lalonde, Jade Harley, Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde Harley

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, The Homestuck Epilogues: Candy, Post-Divorce, Late Night Conversations, Implied/Referenced Cheating, Past Infidelity, Secret Relationship, Secret Children, POV Kanaya Maryam, Background Jade Harley, Author Is Sleep Deprived, Earth C (Homestuck), Author has feelings about the Homestuck epilogues

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I call dibs on John's hot cousin

@aeroargonic

It’s a rather uneventful and uninteresting Saturday morning. Three roommates are lounged all over the apartment. There are no classes, no chores, no responsibilities whatsoever. And it’s probably going to stay that way until John utters the single sentence that flips the day completely on his head. “Hey so, my cousin’s coming over to drop some stuff off later this afternoon.” That completely shatters the peace. Rose practically slams her book closed with a bang, as Dave jumps up from the couch. “Your hot cousin?” they chorus at the same time, before shooting the other party a dirty look for daring to voice the same thought.

Chapters: 1/1

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:  F/F, F/M, Gen

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: Jane Crocker/Dave Strider, Jane Crocker/Rose Lalonde

Characters: John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider, Jane Crocker

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, POV John Egbert, Rose Lalonde and Dave Strider Are Not Related, Flirting, Bad Flirting, Second-Hand Embarrassment, Competition, Fluff and Humor, John Is So Done

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Strangers In The Same House

@aeroargonic

“Honey, I’m home!” Terezi giggles to herself as she kicks the front door open and happily strolls inside the house. Not hive. House. And she thinks she likes it almost as much as a hive. Being on the ground is a bit weird, but at least she can get to the roof without having a bunch of leaves in her way and there’s a balcony for when she wants fresh air. Why shouldn’t Terezi be happy? Life is finally going her way. Finding Vriska took way too long, but in the end, it was worth all the effort just to unite with her beloved moirail again. After five human years, they’re living together in their own little house. Terezi is taking political science classes at the local college to learn about the judicial system on Earth C. It’s nothing like what she grew up idolizing on Alternia, but it’s still a start. Once Dave explained to her what a human lawyer was, Terezi was over the moon at the idea.

Chapters: 1/1

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:  F/F

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket

Characters: Terezi Pyrope, Vriska Serket

Additional Tags:  Earth C (Homestuck), Not Canon Compliant - The Homestuck Epilogues, Established Relationship, Arguing, Fights, Breaking Up & Making Up, Pale Romance | Moirallegiance, Vriska Serket Being an Asshole, POV Terezi Pyrope, Lawyer Terezi Pyrope, Well she's technically working on it

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Hero Complexes & Honyapots

@simsandchesscrossover

“You,” you say, as soon as you get through the door. Predictably, he hadn’t actually gone to the computer room, instead heading for the training center. “We need to talk.” “ Need is a strong word.” He casually decapitates one of the dummies. Prick. He’d better fix that. “So is talk, for that matter.”

Chapters: 5/?

Rating: Mature

Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:  F/M

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: Jake English/Nepeta Leijon, Nepeta Leijon & Equius Zahhak, Nepeta Leijon/Equius Zahhak, Jake English/Dirk Strider, Nepeta Leijon & Dirk Strider

Characters: Jake English, Nepeta Leijon, Dirk Strider, Minor Characters, Equius Zahhak

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Cyberpunk, Mildly Dubious Consent, Minor Character Death, minor to this au at least, Mind Control

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Night at the Moonstruck

@simsandchesscrossover

Dirk opened the door to his truck, twisting the handle to get the latch to unstick. He’d had the truck since he was sixteen, and it’d been ancient even then- Bro had refused to get him a car, claiming that cool people always had chauffeurs, but Dirk suspected that it had actually just been because he was afraid to let Dirk out of his sight. Whatever the reasoning, Dirk certainly hadn’t let it stop him, and had bought an old rusted-out shell with the money from his… “cinematic exploits”. Fixing it up had honestly cost more than getting a still-working used car would have, but it was about the principle of the thing. He had a job now, as a grown-ass man, but the truck still worked, so why bother getting a new one?

Chapters: 1/1

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:  M/M

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider

Characters: Jake English, Dirk Strider

Additional Tags:  Fluff, Movie Night, Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session

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My Heart aches for you

@achilles--hell

John was standing outside Dirk's front door, shivering in the autumn chill. He had knocked and knocked and knocked again with no answer. He and Dirk had been planning to watch some anime of his, which John didn't care about all that much, but he enjoyed Dirk's company, and Dirk would in return watch his favorite movies with him. Truth be told, he liked Dirk. A lot. So much for “not being a homosexual”. Dirk didn’t know, of course – He was Dave’s brother, and John knew that Dave had had a thing for him back before the game, and Dirk had dated Jake – it would probably dig up some uncomfortable feelings for everyone, and besides Dirk probably didn’t feel the same.

Chapters: 1/1

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Archive Warnings: Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Category: M/M

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: John Egbert/Dirk Strider, past Dirk Strider/Jake English, past John Egbert/Dave Strider (one-sided)

Characters: John Egbert, Dirk Strider

Additional Tags: Hanahaki Disease, Hurt/Comfort, First Kiss, Blood, Not Beta Read, Idiots in Love, POV John Egbert, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Short One Shot, i'm bad at formatting sorry

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Title: Not Another Christmas Romance

@glubtier

"I'm sorry to be leaving so soon," Jane says with regret, gripping Jake's hands in hers. Despite having slept in her own clothes the night prior, and not having the benefit of a shower this morning, she still looks as fabulous as ever. Jake wonders how she does it. "When will you be coming back?" In the kitchen, Mr. Egbert is cooking breakfast, the savory scent of bacon mixing with the sweet aroma of waffles. He deemed it safe for Jane to drive home, with the snowplows out and the sun to help them along. Outside in the front yard, the kids are playing in the snow, accompanied by Roxy, who seems all too happy to referee their snowball fight. Boys versus girls; with Rose's cunning and Jade's strength and aim, they are handily winning against the sedentary John and Dave, who are finding that first-person shooters did not prepare them for this. Dirk is checking on the horses, leaving Jake and Jane to have their moment in front of the door.

Chapters: 13/13

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: M/M

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider

Characters: Dirk Strider, Jake English, Roxy Lalonde, Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde, Jade Harley, John Egbert, Jane Crocker

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session, Inspired by Hallmark Christmas Movies, Christmas, Romance, Comedy, Romantic Comedy, Horses, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch